Hi guys! LunaPikazard here, back at you with Ninjago shit that I've tried to write! I'm currently working on a billion and three stories and my very first Sanders Sides one-shot, which will be my first entry into that part of this site, so look out for that if you're part of that fandom too.

Anyway, these are some quick funny dialogues I've come up with either on my own, are inspired by things like Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, etc., or I've come up with by working alongside my bestie Dyphen. I'll credit Dyph or the original post on another site in brackets at the end of each dialogue. Some of these are kinda inspired by How Much Stupidity Can You Take, which is a one-shot collection of rules for the ninja written by NovaShifter15, so I'll credit them at the end as well of any lines inspired by that fanfiction.

Anyway, onto these!

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

1- Puns. They need to end. Especially if lives are on the line.

(The ninja are about to fight when an earthquake happens. Cole did not cause it.)

Cole: wow, that really shook me up.

Jay: yeah, that was truly shocking.

Zane: guys, chill out, it's passed.

Kai: dang, these puns are on fire!

Nya: water- the heck is going on here?

Lloyd: come on guys, save your energy!

Wu: (facepalm)

*later*

(Kai and Skylor are in a car in the front. Nya, Jay and Cole are in the back. Lloyd is hiding in the trunk. Sue me.)

Skylor: *runs a light*

Kai: woah, Skylor, you just ran a red light!

Skylor: dude, calm down, it was only amber!

Everyone else: (cowering)

*later*

(In a fight with some villain (idk who tbh just make someone up))

Villain: and now for my grand exit before my bomb explodes and kills you all! (Swings away on rope through ceiling)

Jay: well, that's a killer surprise!

Nya: JAY!

2- Skybound needs to be kept under wraps better unless the others are meant to find out what happened.

(Preparing for Jay and Nya's wedding)

Nya: I really hope this wedding goes better than my last one.

Jay: yeah, that last wedding ended in your death. Of course this one is gonna be better!

Everyone else: wait what?!

3- no pets allowed except the Falcon.

Kai: ohmygod look at the puppy we need it letmehaveit—

Nya: (dragging Kai away from the dog)

*later*

Cole: guys why is there a husky in the kitchen?

Zane: and why have I found fur from a golden retriever in my room?

Jay: there's currently a little brown dachshund in my room and I don't know how it got there or what to do now...

Lloyd: (runs into the living room with a black Labrador chasing him) someone help me this dog keeps chasing me!

Kai: (walks in holding a cat) oh so you guys found them.

Nya:

Kai:

Nya:

Kai:

Nya:

Kai:

Kai: I swear I can explain...

4- No more UNO. At all. Especially if Kai is playing.

Kai: (trash-talking, probably gives a five-minute speech before laying down each card with a flourish. Gets hit with a plus four and cries in the bathroom for ten minutes. Constantly snarking and glaring at Zane. Always tries to get Zane banned from the game because 'he's a Nindroid!'. All the dramatics, a big tease, very theatrical and really frickin competitive. Slaps Jay or Cole at the game's climax. Used to slap Nya but instantly regretted it).

Zane: (calm, chill, collected, keeps tabs on the others' cards and makes up strategies as he goes. Gets caught up in Kai's trash-talking and becomes super frickin militant and absolutely terrifying. Analyses all the cards and is always on top of his own hand.)

Nya: (gives zero shits, no planning and wins almost every game. Now slaps Kai at game's climax when she actually cares enough. Scrolls through Tumblr or something while throwing her cards down on the pile and laughs as Kai sobs. Does not care.)

Jay: (always gets slapped by Kai, tries not to lose but doesn't mind not winning. Uses all the plus fours and switch cards. Tries to play a plus four on a plus four and gets banned for it by Kai.)

Lloyd: (does not care, used to try super hard but now just gives up. Wins every game that Nya doesn't. Chokes back tears when hit with a plus four. He and Jay often play alone to improve although they allow the 'plus four on a plus four' rule which makes them both really miserable and mad.)

Cole: (hardly cares and often just doesn't play. When he does, also gives no shits and just watches the others play without much regard for when it's his turn. Slaps Kai back.)

Wu: (plays like a normal human being and always loses no matter what. Secretly blames the ninja for cheating.)

5- No more references to anything. Not even musicals.

Kai: I hate musicals.

Nya: oh really...?

Cole: hey, who bought Six boxes of eggs?

Jay: I don't know! Maybe it was Evan Hansen!

Kai: guys please...

Skylor: hey Nya, are you okay? You look really Miserable. Honesty, you look like you've seen a Phantom...

Kai: oh god not you too Skylorplease—

Nya: oh no I'm okay, just thinking how much School Rocked.

Kai: guys I know what you're all doing...

Skylor: also, has anyone seen my new Heathers? I know I put them somewhere around here and now I can't find them.

Cole: hey Zane, what book you reading? It looks like a real Thriller!

Zane:

Kai: Zanedon'tdoit!

Zane: guys... you all just need to... (ahem) Be More Chill.

(Kai screams angrily in the distance.)

Okay I realise now that this has kinda turned into some kind of bootleg - slash - spin-off of How Much Stupidity Can You Take so I'm very sorry about that please don't sue me!

But yeah. These were supposed to be funny and I realise I've probs failed miserably at that but oh well!

I'll see some of you later on in my other stories! I have a brand-new one on the way again. *yay* *pained expression intensifies* I have a lot of shit going on and it's one in the morning and I have to be up at six help.

Bye!

-LunaPikazard.