Disclaimer, I don't own Winnie the Pooh.

It was not your typical day at the Hundred Acre Wood. All the honey seems to be missing from Winnie the Pooh's home. He wanders around thinking to himself. "Oh darn, not a drop of honey in sight." He then wanders outside of his home and decides to pay a visit to Rabbit.

He approaches Rabbit's hollow and pokes his head through the hole.

"Hello Rabbit." Pooh says.

"GAH! Pooh, you scared me!" Rabbit is rattled by Pooh's abrupt arrival.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I was wondering, do you have any honey?" Pooh asks Rabbit politely.

"No, Pooh. I do not. Why don't you go bother some else." Rabbit says in an attempt to shoo him away.

"Oh Rabbit, they are all at Christopher Robin's house. Please can you help me find some honey?" Pooh begs him.

"Pooh, I'm busy dusting. But I think I saw a pot somewhere in the woods." Rabbit explains trying to shoo him away again.

"Okay then. Thank you Rabbit." Pooh leaves to go look for the honey and Rabbit gives a sigh before returning to dusting.

Pooh is wandering through the forest, still in search of honey. He then comes across a strange almost egg like object in the woods.

"Hmm. What a strange pot to put honey in." Pooh thinks to himself. He sees something almost moving around inside. "Hmm, must be the bees making the honey." Pooh thinks to himself again. The egg opens up in its own and Pooh prepares to eat the honey he thinks is inside of it. Suddenly, a strange creature jumps out of the egg and onto Pooh's face.

Sometime later, Rabbit leaves his hollow. He has finished cleaning his place and is now wondering where Pooh is. "It isn't like Pooh to be gone this long without getting into trouble. Better go looking for him." Rabbit thinks to himself.

He is hopping along when he comes across Pooh with the strange creature latched to his face. "Oh dear. I'd better get him home." Rabbit thinks to himself in almost panic mode. He does however manage to drag Pooh carefully back home.

Once inside Pooh's home, Rabbit puts Pooh in his bed. He then contemplates what time do next.

"Hmmm. What is that on his face? How do I get it off him?" Rabbit says to himself. He turns around to see that the mysterious thing has disappeared.

"Oh no, where did that thing get to now? Keep calm Rabbit, let's just hope it doesn't latch to your face." Rabbit says to himself, he looks around but cannot find the creature. He then hears Pooh start to stumble out of his bed.

"Pooh, are you okay?" a concerned Rabbit asks.

"Oh Rabbit, I've got a rumbling in my tumbly." Pooh says, clenching onto his stomach. Pooh then drops back onto the bed. Rabbit walks over to examine him.

"Now Pooh, tell me where it hurts." Rabbit says, looking at Pooh's stomach.

"Well... it's right... about..." Pooh begins to answers, when suddenly another strange creature bursts out of Pooh's stomach.

"Oh dear me." Rabbit says, surprised by what he is seeing. He gets closer to the creature.

"Hello, little friend. How are you?" Rabbit asks.

An unwise decision on Rabbit's part. The creature then jumps at him, attacking him.

The End

This was gonna be way gorier and longer, but I honestly didn't wanna overkill this parody. Please read and review. Tell me if you have any other parody ideas you'd like me to write.