Watching his student scolding the headache of his life is very fulfilling. . the Sandaime thought as he took a swig of his pipe.

"Really? Really?!'' Tsunade shouted after giving both Namito and Endallia a head slap since Archer summoned her via Vinama (Gods! Endallia had too many toys to play with!!) " Why did the two of you didn't even think about what you have done?!"

The two blondes shrunken even further. Oh dear, is that wolf ears on their heads folding pitifully?"And you!" the Sannin face Archer who was now trembling in fear. "Why didn't you stop them, Shirou?!"

"I. .It didn't . . cross my mind?"

"Are you asking me or telling me?"

The Counter Guardian joined the two blondes in the corner, producing depressed and pitiful vibes.

"Tsunade-sama. . you do know those two especially Himegimi doesn't think about such consequences. right? In addition, what's wrong about that image?" Iruka asked.

They are currently in the Hokage Tower, (Thank Gods not T and I). The Sandaime watched the show with amusement and exasperation.

"Nothings wrong perse unless they remembered Aunt Kiku!!" Tsunade shriek in annoyance.

"Its Chrysanthemum, dattebayo!!" Endallia automatically shouted.

"Shut up, peanut gallery!" the girl cried on her father's chest as Archer and Namito pat her back. "You are not supposed to even use Shoton as of yet! No chakra exercises for a week and you need to drink those potions once again!"

"No way! My chakra is practically begging to be used!!" Endallia argued. "Its getting uncomfortably itchy, dattebayo!!"

Tsunade's eyebrow twitch before facing Iruka and Archer. "Make sure that girl would drop unconscious in four hours."

"Are you trying to get us killed?!" Archer exclaimed abruptly.

"What are you saying? I could just patch you two up real good." the blonde Sannin rolled her eyes. "Use Hatake too."

"No way! Team PHU would gang up on me! Didn't even Mito told you how those three would beat me up?!"

(What does Team PHU even means?)

"Only two of them is an adult and one is chibified. You'll live."

"Fantastic." Archer agreed sarcastically. "Good thing Namito-sama is my Master."

"Don't be so dramatic, Shirou. I thought Uchiha's are not drama queens?" Namito teased.

The Albino rolled his eyes. "You didn't grew up with Madara then who goes waxing hate poetry to Tobirama which doubles as Love declaration in the middle of the battle field." Four ANBU and Hizuren choked their spits. "And people thought he and Hashirama were dating. Prosperous."

(Hiruzen is so confused but he knew even Tsunade won't answer his questions T and I or not. He had too many questions. Too many to count as many as those hints Uchiha Shirou had been dropping. The remaining Uchiha Elder {How he is even alive?} isn't even filtering his words after all.

The question is, would they tell him and not confuse him even more?)

"I did read those letters, you know. How traumatizing." Tsunade added as she wiped the blood on her nose discreetly while Endallia giggled perversely.

"You are an Uchiha?" Hiruzen asked.

"Yes. Uchiha Elder Uchiha Shirou. I know I don't look like your typical Uchiha but yes, I am one." Archer activated his Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan briefly. "Just call me Shirou or Archer. C' mon, brat. We are going all ninjutsu."

"Yey! After this, I want Miso soup with lots and lots of eggplant!" Endallia bounce happily. "Which training ground we are going to destroy?"

"If my memory serves me right, Training Ground 27 has auto repair seals on them and heavy duty protection wards. We should go there." he replied. Glancing at the Hokage. "Did Mito or Tobirama placed seals on the training grounds? You are Sarutobi Sasuke's son, right?"

"I am, Shirou-sama." Hiruzen answered. "While I am not sure if Mito-sama or Tobirama-sensei did."

(Since when we had seals on the training grounds? That could have cut the slacks of paperwork he had to do about those.)

"I could do them." Namito volunteered. "Shirou, do we had wards stones in Konoha?"

"Eight stones. One is stationed at TG 27. I think bombarding ninjutsu on that would power up the whole Blood Wards which is . . . off by the way." The Counter Guardian glared at Iruka who smiled at him innocently. "Gang up on me like your fucking predecessor I will stop making ramen."

(What the hell? Ward Stones? Blood wards?!)

"We are not that bad. Also, it would be unfair since we didn't know each other yet for such team work like Ino-Shika-Cho." Iruka pointed out.

(What?)

"You are a Umino. That's a Hatake" Archer pointed out ANBU Hound "and this chibi is Peverell. I'll give you half an hour then the three if you will be combining attacks. Trust me."

(How? When?)

"Its not my fault overpowering and chaining attacks, ya know? Its a family art." Endallia complained.

"Well, let's see. It won't be that bad, right?" Hiruzen spoke in amusement.

(Danzo should never know this.)

Namito, Tsunade and Archer rolled their eyes.

"Famous last words, Sandaime-sama. Damn it, I'm going to die. Again."

(No, I want my retirement after this shit.)

00000

Training Ground 27,

Endallia blinked and rub her eyes for good measure.

Nope, still there.

"Senpai, why a whole class is here?" she asked.

"They are soon to be graduates, Crissa. I want them to see how professionals do it." Iruka replied. "In addition, the fan girls would wake up from their delusions."

Endallia wrinkled her nose cutely.

"I hate fan girls. They are annoying cockroaches that is only useful as a cannon fodder."

The so called cannon fodder (Yamanaka Ino, Haruno Sakura and the rest of Sasuke Fan Club) flinched hearing her words.

"Don't hold back, Peverell! Your coils are producing too much chakra." Tsunade ordered. "Once I said stop, you will stop."

"Of course, Shishou." the pale blonde girl answered, tying a blue blindfold over her green eyes. "Hatake-senpai and Iruka-senpai would be my team, yes?"

"Yup," Archer's favorite swords appeared on his hands as Namito smiled beside him. On his right is ANBU Captain Bear.

Endallia returned the smile as she stretch her hand. A pure silver white rapier with nine colored jewels materialize from the thin air. Grabbing it. "Nee, Hatake-senpai, Iruka-senpai, let's make the show unforgettable ~"

"I do agree." Iruka removed his forehead protector revealing the diamond on his forehead.

"Call me Kakashi, little Peverell ~" the silver haired jounin requested as he stood up straight. "Why the blindfold?"

"So the chakra around won't blind me, Senpai."

"I see,"

"All out ninjutsu only, darling~." Namito called out. "Nothing above B-rank."

Iruka tilted his head. "Peverell Scale or Normal Shinobi B-Rank?"

"Of course Shinobi rank, not Peverell rank. We are not trying to turn Konoha into the next Valley of the End." Archer replied.

"Just asking, Shirou-sama ~"

"Ugh, stop the sama, Umino."

The chocolate eyed Chuunin just snickered. "Of course, Emiya-sama."

"DOLPHIN!!!!"

0000

"Warm up, minions!" Tsunade shouted after slapping a set of chakra absorbing seals upon Endallia's neck. "Now, that should help you drain those excess juice. They would go straight on the ward stone. I just hope we can wake Yuu-chan up with this."

"There is no way she won't after this." Endallia giggled softly. "How much are we need?"

"At least seventy five percent of Yang Chakra you kept producing."

"I see."

0000

Iruka's class which contains the Nine Clan Heirs and twenty civilians watched in awe as a girl the same age of them went toe to toe with the Albino haired man. The pale blonde man was fighting with Iruka while the ANBU spared with Kakashi.

Fifteen minutes later, Tsunade shouted.

"Begin!"

"Water Release: Great Water Dragon" Endallia started after re sheathing her rapier.

A giant water dragon roared into life and curled protectively towards Endallia. A gently pat from the girl, It moved and attacked Namito who vanished, taking Archer and Bear.

"Water Release: Rapid Bullets" Iruka murmured as water bullets rained the entire grounds. Thanks to the shield wards, the peanut gallery were safe.

Shikamaru Nara frowned. He was confused why his teacher and that girl were throwing water jutsu left right and center while their opponents are running around.

And where's the masked silver jounin?

His question was answered with cursing when the training ground was now covered with. . mist.

"She's starting." Archer commented as he slashed the air. The Mist was laced with chakra that made Hyuuga Hinata's Byakugan difficult to be use. "Be careful, this is one of Endallia's modus operandi."

"Taking possession of the field?" Bear pointed out sarcastically.

"Freezing it, actually." Namito replied cheerfully when the muddy ground froze from the Wind-water combination of Iruka and Endallia.

"Where's Kakashi?" Archer.

"Behind you." Kakashi gave them an eye smile before exploding.

"SHIT!!!"

*

Kakashi-- the real one stood beside Endallia. Taking her hand, he twirled her and pass her towards Iruka. The two immediately did a combined hand signs already knowing which jutsu to be used. A ruby was thrown in his way which he accepted then.

"Raiton." Boom.

Hearing Archer cursed them seven ways to Sunday along Bear is music to his ears.

"I told you, you will enjoy this, Senpai~" Endallia told him as she clung on his back. Accepting her left hand, Kakashi absentmindedly did a Earth Jutsu with her.

Fighting along side Iruka and Endallia feels like home. Of course, he does not understand half of the shineayans those two found themselves in.

Even so. . this kind of teamwork. . he should have not suppose to know how Endallia move without prior knowledge. He should have not known when Iruka would be doing his annoying water bullets and he should have not known when to chain his lightning affinity on those glyphs Endallia kept producing !!!

"Kakashi, focus. Don't think, don't hesitate." Endallia whispered on his ear. "We are, first and foremost, A Team."

A Team, she says.

Breathing heavily, Kakashi immediately felt that dense familiar chakra transferring on him with the help of Iruka's medical jutsu . (Since when Iruka-sensei is a qualified medic? Is that Tsunade-sama's rumbo?)

"Kakashi-san are you okay?" Iruka asked as Endallia's clones--all five of them-- were cackling in the background followed by too many explosives to be heathy. "We have three minute breather."

"Last one jutsu for me. I'm on my limit for Yang Chakra." Endallia told them. "What should I be overpowering?"

"Lotus Grave." Kakashi answered. His lone eye met chocolate and covered. "Sounds good?"

The two shared his evil chuckles.

"Sure. Welcome back, Bakashi~"

*

Lotus Grave .

Lotus fucking Grave.

Namito's eyebrow twitch in irritation as he ripped the remains of his shirt and coat. His burns and wounds are already healing thanks to Yang Kurama sealed on him.

Flashback,

Namito, Archer and Bear produced Shadow Clones in order to confuse Team PHU. Gathering themselves, the Yondaime wince as he noticed his destroyed clothes.

"One last shot," Archer said as Team PHU cornered them later. "Nice meeting you, Bear-san."

"Likewise."

"Stop being a drama queen, Shirou." Namito hissed.

Archer and Namito's eyes widen when they noticed the evil smiles and hand signs.

"Triple attack combo: Lotus Grave!!" The three little shits shouted as a tri colored beam shot towards them.

"Holy Fucking shit! Rhio Arios!" a eight petal pink shield followed by Namito's strongest ward shield was casted Archer. The said Beam of Friendship turned around and hit the Main Ward stone, destroying the Training Ground.

"Team PHU wins the exhibition match!!" Tsunade announced, complete with shit eating grin.

End.

Kura was laughing his furry ass on his mindscape. "Gyahahaha!! The cubs got you! Go all out he says!! Ahahaha--ack!"

Kicking that old fuzz ball feels good~

He now know what it feels being the wrong end of a Beam of Friendship. Damn it, that was way too overpowered. Glancing at the Sandaime, he start cursing when he saw the old man faint.

'Hieee!!! Its not our intention to send him in early cardiac arrest!" Endallia exclaimed as she and Tsunade were doing their best to keep the senile old monkey alive.

"Sensei is just surprised." Tsunade merely rolled her eyes as she restarted the Sandaime's heart. Twenty minutes later, the old man is now awake and out of danger. "Stop scaring us, Sensei!"

"Sorry. . " Hiruzen rub his head then slammed the hat on Tsunade's head. "Congratulations, Godaime Hokage! They are your problem now!!"

You could hear crickets in the background. Yes, its that quiet.

"WHAT?!! NO!!!"

0000

Stands,

"What just happened?" Inazuka Kiba asked.

"Sandaime-sama does not want the headache we bring." Endallia replied, making the boy and his nin-ken shrieked in fear. "Hi, hi~ My name is Peverell Endallia."

"Shouldn't you be with the medics?" Shikamaru asked. "Nara Shikamaru."

"I'm fine. Also, I heal fast, part of Bloodline gift." she replied then moved her blindfold on her forehead. "Two of you will be my teammates. I can't wait for the graduation three months from now!"

"I don't think they would place you as a genin. Apprentice, maybe. Why? After your show." a sunglasses wearing boy answered. "Aburame Shino."

"Of course not! I don't like shortcuts!" Endallia clasped Shino's hands, ignoring the boy's miniscule flinch. "Nice to meet you, Shino, hey, can I call you that?" a nod. "Good! Same with you, Shikamaru?"

"Troublesome." the Nara heir looked away, hiding his blush.

Endallia cannot help but to laugh. It was like hearing bells rang and soothing.

"Already mingling, princess?" Namito approach them and wrapped his arms on her neck.

The pale blonde girl peck his cheek. "Two of them will be my future teammates. In addition, you told me to make friends."

A gently ruffle on her hair. "That I did. Tsuna-hime is currently hunting Iruka in order to transfer the hat~"

"Ruru-senpai won't accept it even if his life is on line." Endallia let out a yawn. "Can we retire yet, Papa? I'm tired."

"We could. You did splendidly, daughter." Namito picked her up. A small smile adorn his lips as she nuzzle on his chest. "You made us very proud."

Her father's words made her blush and giggle.

Namito excused himself, leaving the students in their thoughts.

Namito-sama is sooo dreamy. Majority of the girls thought.

So sappy, some boys thought.

I want that. . Hinata bow her head in envy.

Yamanaka Ino pouted as Haruno Sakura glance at their Sasuke-kun.

Choji smiled while eating his chips.

Uchiha Sasuke. . Sasuke just turned around, hiding his blush.

She's so strong and watching her fight along Iruka-sensei is like watching a ballet show. .

"Ho, seems chibi Izuna has a crush~" Archer teased, making the youngest Uchiha tense.

"Who are you?" Sasuke asked, Uchiha Glare is on.

"Uchiha Shirou," the albino offers his hand which the boy accepted hesitantly. "I heard what that idiot brother of yours. We will have a chat once we finished moving . . four times removed nephew."

"You're an Elder?" Sasuke uttered.

"Yup, side effect of Sharingan's final form. . . I'll explain next time. That trio of annoyance hit us with a fucking Beam of Friendship." Archer hissed like an angry cat earning a small smile from the boy. "I'll be with Namito-sama and Crissa--that's Endallia by the way--in the Peverell Estates. Feel free to drop by either dinner or breakfast."

"Why not in the Uchiha Compound?" Sasuke asked in confusion. "Its our home."

Archer stared at him in disbelief. "On that new compound? No way. The Ancestral Compound is beside the Peverell and Senju Compound, don't you know it?" wrinkling his nose, he continued. "I passed on that place earlier and I swear to God that Compound is leaking with so much dark matter. If we want to live there, it would take at least seven purifying rituals before the mess were removed." To be honest, Archer wanted to burn that compound to the very ground with severalholy weapons he had at Unlimited Blade Works.

The whole compound feels like the Matou Mansion's basement. . . complete with crest worms feeling.

Secretly activating his Sharingan, the Counter Guardian wince seeing the darkness surrounding his nephew like a rotten cloak.

(Like Sakura's ' his mind supplied.)

"New plan, you're coming with me. Tomorrow, we will burn that cursed place down."

"What?!"

*Iruka suddenly appeared after Archer dragged Sasuke away.

"Okay, class. What did you learn today?"

"Flashy jutsus are the best!!"

"Wrong!" the Chuunin slammed his fist on the tree beside him, sending it flying with roots and all. "Its teamwork!"

The whole class's attention went to him.

"It does not matter if your teammates are weak or strong. That's training for. Konoha Shinobi are known for their flawless teamwork by protecting each other's back. Your team is your family and if you want to be strong in order to protect your precious people, you will be strong for them and your family. That's teamwork for you." Iruka explained. "Would you believed me when I said this is the first time Endallia, Hatake-san and I worked together?"

The students shook their head no.

"We do. We trust each other so we could do our mission successfully." The Chuunin smiled warmly as his precious students understood his hidden meaning.

0000

In which Tsunade decided to just roll with it. . .

Hokage Tower,

Tsunade entered the Hokage Office and sat on the chair. "First agenda, promote Chuunin Umino Iruka to Jounin. Do the writing." Secretary #1 immediately ran do to it. "ANBU Cat and Hawk, follow Archer and help him. The rest of you, out. And oh, make sure the old geezers won't speak to me. That's all ."

"Hai, Hokage-sama."

An hour later, Archer came barreling inside her new office followed by a shell shocked Endallia. The two were shivering in fear and disbelief. Waiting for them to calm down is nerve racking.

"Aunt Kiku? Shirou-sama?" Tsunade called out softly after activating the privacy seals.

And two of Namito's strongest wards.

"The. . Uchiha Compound. . the one near the edge of the walls. ." Endallia hugged her legs. Before she could continue, bile rose from her throat, making her throw up. Good thing she manage to conjure a bucket.

"We need to destroy it along the Uchiha Black Temple." Archer took several calming breaths as he hugged his Master/ sister. "The place is reeking with rot and corruption. I saw those thing wrapping its sleeves over Sasuke. . . pulling him into madness and nurturing his family curse, The Cycle of Hatred."

*

Flashback,

"Why did you brought Sasuke back? What happened?" Endallia asked after Archer placed a sleeping Sasuke on one of the spare futon he traced.

"Use your eyes as MoD and you will see." the albino told her which she did.

Absolute horror filled her eyes. . which is saying something since she is currently Mistress of Death."What. . what was that?! They resemble Zouken's Crest worms!!"

"I have honesty no idea." Archer admitted. "We cannot in good conscience to leave him there."

"Of course not! If you said the place looks tamer than Zouken's basement then there is something absolutely wring with it!" Endallia shouted then turned around. "REIN!!"

"Yes, Mistress?" Death obediently appeared beside her.

"Care to tell us what kind of abomination is this? This thing makes my skin crawl and that was saying something since my old hobby were skinning rapists and scums bare handed." Endallia slap a hand over her mouth. "I feels like I'm going to be sick. . ."

Rein sighed. "Check the Naka Shrine. The Uchiha Stone tablet, to be exact. I cannot do anything being Death and all while Archer could read it being born in the Uchiha Clan decades ago."

"Its not crest worms, right?" you could hear the pleading on Archer's voice.

"No." the two slumped in relief. "Its much, much worse."

00000

"Its not even twenty four hours, Endallia!" Tsunade did Not whined as she healed her Aunt's raw throat from puking her guts out. Archer is holding better, used to seeing (making) such messes. The pale blonde is just shaken.

"W-we didn't . . .even entered the shrine." Endallia whispered. "We could see them. . .holding those poor souls . . .caressing and embracing them. . .absorbing them in order to fuel their hatred."

"Shh, we are going to free them," Archer pulled her into a hug. "Tsuna, we had reapers in that compound. It would take a least a week to clean it up so Sasuke will stay with us. After that, we will burn the place down and re open the original Clan Compound."

"Consider it done, Uncle. How worse is this?" Tsunade cannot help but to ask.

"Heaven's Feel scale where we killed everyone in order to save them." the albino admitted. "I once told you about crest worms, correct?" she nodded. "Imagine to enter a basement full of those naked, without chakra or weapons when you are five then multiply it by ten."

Tsunade's lunch joined the bucket.

Everything is confusing. She just hoped the long awaited explanation would be soon.