Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs

Title: Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Rating: T
Fandom: Detective Conan
Summary: This is a collection of stories that revolves around my main fanfiction, Mitsuharu. It will contain shorts that are canon to the Mitsuharu storyline as well as What-Ifs.

What if Gin fell in love with Haru?

Gin and Vodka entered the small café, intending on getting some coffee and probably a quick bite to eat before heading out. There weren't many customers and they took a seat at a table. Azusa took their order and Haru prepared it. Since Azusa was taking another customer's order at the time it was ready, Haru decided to bring the order to the table.

He froze when he finally noticed Gin and Vodka. To make matters worse, Gin was staring right at him. 'Keep calm and act natural!' Haru took a deep breath and placed their food and coffee in front of them. "Would you like anything else?"

"Your number,"

Vodka had choked on his drink while Haru had nearly dropped his notepad. Gin himself was surprised about what he had just blurted out.

Somehow, Haru managed to speak. "Excuse me?"

"I'd like to take you on a date," Gin offered.

At that moment, the Detective Boys had walked in. "Haru-niichan has a boyfriend now!?"

"Wait what!?" Haru stuttered, blushing madly.

"So do you accept?" Gin asked.

"Of course Haru-san accepts!" Azusa claimed. "How does tomorrow afternoon sound? He needs time to prepare,"

"I'm willing to wait any amount of time for you," Gin had lovey-dovey eyes aimed at Haru.

Conan, Haibara, and Haru all had the same thought. 'WHAT THE ****!?'

XXX

Gin sat at his desk, staring at the photo of Haru he had taken before they had left the café. All of the other organization members were watching him with concern. "Vodka, that's Vermouth disguised as Gin, right?"

"N-No," Vodka shook his head. "That's definitely Aniki,"

Vermouth entered the room and noted Gin's bizarre behavior. She froze and pinched herself. "Holy shit, Gin's in love!"

"GIN'S IN LOVE!?"

"I know that expression anywhere!" Vermouth shouted. "I just never thought that I'd see Gin sporting that look! Gin, who is it? I want to know who the hell captured a serial killer's heart!"

"It's the waiter at Café Poirot," Vodka informed. "Aniki's first words to him was asking for his number,"

"I did some research on him after we left," Gin finally spoke. "His name's Field Haru and he's perfect!" They all could practically see the hearts in Gin's eyes.

"Somehow he scored a date with him," Vodka added.

"I'm taking the day off!" Gin stood up from his seat. "I need to buy him some flowers and chocolates and—"

"I am concerned for your well-being so I'm going with you," Vermouth declared. Her poker face had been shaken due to Gin's strange behavior.

XXX

"Mitsuharu, what's wrong!?" Akai had rushed to Haru's home when he received a message saying it was an emergency.

Haru had a horrified expression. "I have a date,"

"Okay, calm down," Akai took out his gun and made sure he had a full magazine of bullets. "Tell me their address and I'll kill them. Nobody seduces my baby brother!"

Haru shook his head. "It's not just with anyone,"

"Who is it?" Akai scowled at Haru's behavior. Haru genuinely looked terrified.

"Gin,"

"I'M GOING TO MURDER THAT BASTARD!"

XXX

Gin arrived in a black suit and rang the doorbell. Haru opened it, paling at the fact that Gin actually showed up. "Flowers and chocolates for you, my lovely Haru-san,"

Haru made no movement to take the objects. "I, ah, I didn't accept your offer for a date. Azusa-chan was the one to answer for me. I didn't get a chance to say no," 'Dear Arceus, please don't kill me!'

Vermouth had been filming the whole encounter. "Now I get to film a broken-hearted Gin!"

"Mitsuharu I told you to let me answer the door!" Akai pushed Haru behind him and pointed a handgun at Gin's head.

"Why the hell are you here!?" Gin exclaimed.

"I should be asking you that you perverted bastard!" Akai snapped. "Stay the **** away from my baby brother!"

"Oh Arceus, someone is going to die," Haru sighed.

"I won't let you stand in between me and Haru-san!" Gin declared.

"He doesn't even like you!"

"You don't know that!"

"He literally just rejected you!"

While Vermouth continued to film the two men's argument, Haru slipped away to the professor's house in order to hide while safely observing from afar. Conan and Haibara were also watching the scene unfold.

"Did you place a love spell on him or something?" Conan asked Haru.

"No!" Haru claimed. "Even if I could do magic, why the hell would I want Gin to fall in love with me!? He is also the first person to ever ask me out on a date!"

"That's because Akai-san threatened anyone who tried to approach you," Conan recalled seeing the man glare at a bunch of men and women who thought they had a chance with Haru. Even high school girls didn't escape Akai's threats.

"I'm actually quite surprised that Gin fell in love with you of all people," Haibara commented. "To be honest, I thought Enomoto-san had a higher chance,"

"Oi, I am hot," Haru claimed. "It's not my fault Gin can't resist my attractiveness!"

"They're physically fighting now," Conan updated the two as he continued to stare out the window. "But for some reason they're punching and kicking instead of just using their guns,"

Believe it or not, but the pairing of Mitsuharu was originally going to be Gin X Haru. It was going to involve Gin panicking about "this weird feeling in my chest" and getting a lecture about love from Vermouth. Haru was going to reciprocate the feelings and then a few weeks later, Akai drops by for a visit and is greeted with the sight of his little brother making out with Gin on the living room sofa.

But that felt a bit too crack-fic like and I didn't want to ruin the plot. Having Gin on the FBI's side would be such a shift in intel.

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There is no update schedule. I'll just post whenever I have a chapter done.