Wednesday, April 19th 2005
Reid (18:20): Hey, boss
Hotchner (18:22): Reid?
Reid (18:23): I was thinking about the case today
Hotchner (18:25): What about it? It was a success.
Reid (18:28): What if I'd just paid more attention to the photographs? I should have been able to see the inconsistencies… we could have had him sooner
Hotchner (18:30): Don't beat yourself up, Reid. You did the best you could.
Reid (18:32): No, I should have done better. You guys were counting on me. I usually get this kind of thing
Hotchner (18:33): No one expects you to know everything. You're human like the rest of us.
Reid (18:34): Am I?
Hotchner (18:36): Yes, you are. Now get some sleep, you need it.
Reid (18:37): Yes Sir
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Monday, May 10th 2005
Reid (15:45): I have the Sargette reports
Hotchner (15:52): Bring them up to my office before you leave.
Reid (15:55): Okay
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Tuesday, May 27th 2005
Reid (19:01): Hi
Hotchner (19:14): Reid?
Reid (19:16): Yeah. What's up?
Hotchner (19:21): Nothing. Why are you texting me?
Reid (19:23): Idk. Just saying hi.
Hotchner (19:28): Get some sleep, Reid.
Reid (19:30): Yes sir
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Thursday, June 20th 2005
Reid (09:00): Everyone is in the de-briefing room
Hotchner (09:03): Got it.
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Friday, June 28th 2005
Hotchner (18:40): Do you have the Sweeps file?
Reid (18:45): Why are you texting me?
Hotchner (18:52): What?
Hotchner (18:54): Nice one. Leave the file in my office before you leave.
Reid (18:56): You got it, boss
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Tuesday, July 23rd 2005
Reid (20:05): Do you think those men deserved it?
Hotchner (20:09): Reid, it's not our jobs to determine the morality of the situation.
Reid (20:11): I don't think they did
Hotchner (20:12): Don't think so hard, Reid. It'll keep you up at night.
Reid (20:13): It already does
Hotchner (20:15): Welcome to the FBI.
Reid (20:16): Did you just make a joke?
Hotchner (20:18): I don't joke.
Reid (20:19): :)
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Monday, August 17th 2005
Reid (12:00): How do you always dress so impeccably
Hotchner (12:19): Ironing is a start.
Reid (12:24): Didn't that end in the 60's
Hotchner (12:29): No.
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Thursday, September 10th 2005
Reid (18:21): That was a hard case…
Hotchner (18:33): I'm in my office if you want to talk
Reid (18:39): Okay
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Saturday, September 12th 2005
Reid (23:07): Are you awake?
Hotchner (23:12): Yes.
Reid (23:18): I can't stop thinking about those children
Hotchner (23:23): Me too…
Reid (23:28): Is this job even worth it
Hotchner (23:31): On days like this, no.
Hotchner (23:31): But there will be more days. Better days.
Hotchner (23:32): Keep holding on.
Reid (23:34): Thanks, Hotch. Goonight
Hotchner (23:35): Goodnight, Reid.
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Thursday, October 30th 2005
Morgan (17:20): Yo! Drinks tonight 8 st. pauls tell Prentiss and boss man
Reid (17:25): Okay
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Reid (17:31): Drinks tonight?
Prentiss (17:33): Yes! When and where?
Reid (17:34): St. Paul's at 8
Prentiss (17:36): See you then! Yay!
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Reid (17:32): The team is going out to St. Paul's for drinks at 8, you coming?
Hotchner (17:36): Not tonight.
Reid (17:41): Okay, next time…
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Reid (00:05): Hey
Hotchner (00:07): Reid? It's late.
Reid (00:12): Pasy my bedtime
Hotchner (00:14): Go to sleep
Reid (00:19): U should have come out tonight . Having fun
Hotchner (00:20): Sounds like it. Be safe, Reid.
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Friday, October 31st 2005
Reid (08:10): Sorry about last night. I shouldn't be texting my boss drunk
Hotchner (08:12): Don't worry about it, Reid.
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Monday, December 9th 2005
Reid (19:13): Hey
Hotchner (19:13): ? I'm sitting across from you on the jet.
Reid (19:13): I know. What's up
Reid (19:14): Want to play chess?
Hotchner (19:14): Okay.
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Tuesday, December 20th 2005
Reid (11:45): Do you want to get take-out for lunch?
Hotchner (11:48): We can't buy the entire office food.
Reid (11:51): We can if we hide in your office and don't tell anymore
Hotchner (12:03): Order me moo shu pork and extra egg rolls.
Reid (12:27): Food here. Be ready to open the door. I'm going to make a run for it
Hotchner (13:04): That was really good. What's that place called?
Reid (13:09): Golden Crown
Hotchner (13:11): Let's do that again sometime.
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Sunday, December 25th 2005
Reid (11:45): Merry Christmas, Hotch
Hotchner (11:50): Merry Christmas, Ried.
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Wednesday, February 7th 2006
Reid (15:14): You were right, there are more cats in DC than dogs
Hotchner (15:17): You owe me $10.
Reid (15:21): Not unless you tell me why you know that
Hotchner (15:26): Nope. Pay up, genius.
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Friday, February 29th 2006
Reid (23:46): Are you awake? I need to talk
Reid (23:52): Guess not
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Wednesday, March 1st 2006
Hotchner (06:45): Sorry, I had an early night
Reid (07:03): You got me coffee!
Hotchner (07:10): I felt bad
Reid (07:13): :)
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Friday, March 31st 2006
Reid (20:19): Come downstairs, everyone is at the hotel bar
Hotchner (20:21): Be down in 10.
Reid (20:22): Really?
Reid (00:14): I'm glad you came tonight
Hotchner (00:21): Me too.
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Wednesday, May 14th 2006
Reid (14:50): Hey
Hotchner (14:54): Hey, what's up?
Reid (14:57): Nm, bored
Hotchner (15:03): Me too. Come up to my office? We can talk instead
Reid (15:06): Okay
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Sunday, May 25th 2006
Hotchner (23:19): Do you think Aquman would become Emperor if the sea level rose too high?
Reid (23:23): Absolutely
Reid (23:23): He would be mad with power
Hotchner (23:27): I thought the same. I can't sleep.
Reid (23:31): Me neither
Hotchner (23:42): Are you hungry?
Reid (23:49): At 1am? yes
Hotchner (23:53): Let's go to a diner.
Reid (23:56): The one on Hooper is open 24/7
Reid (23:57): I'll meet you there. Leaving in 5
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Monday, May 26th 2006
Hotchner (00:01): Okay.
Hotchner (02:40): I can't believe you got waffles.
Reid (02:42): What? Technically 1am is closer to breakfast than dinner
Hotchner (02:43): If you didn't go to sleep it's still dinner.
Reid (02:45): That's not how time works
Hotchner (02:46): Are you sure?
Reid (02:47): No
Hotchner (02:49): We're going to be really tired at work today. Get some sleep if you can.
Reid (02:50): Okay, morning
Hotchner (02:52): What?
Reid (02:55): nvm
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Thursday, June 8th 2006
J.J. (17:00): Hey Reid!
Reid (17:03): JJ! :)
J.J. (17:05): Do you want to go out with me, Garcia, and Prentiss tonight?
Reid (17:08): Girls night? Yes.
Reid (17:08): I need a ride though… my tire is flat.
J.J. (17:09): I'll drive you! I'm glad you're coming!
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Hotchner (19:31): Hey
Reid (19:43): heyyyyyyy
Hotchner (19:45): Heard you were out. Have fun.
Reid (19:52): thanks!
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Wednesday, June 21st 2006
Reid (08:40): Are you okay? You never miss work
Hotchner (08:53): I'm fine.
Reid (08:55): Are you sure?
Hotchner (08:59): No.
Reid (09:02): Do you want to talk about it?
Hotchner (09:07): Not really.
Hotchner (09:15): But distraction would be nice. Want to watch something?
Reid (09:21): Yess! 10 Cloverfield Lane is in theaters and I had no one to see it with
Hotchner (09:25): No one? Lots of people would go with you. Morgan, Garcia, J.J., to name a few...
Reid (09:29): Are you saying you don't want to go?
Hotchner (09:33): No. I'm just saying you're liked around the office. Pick a time and I'll pick you up.
Reid (09:41): 19:45. I can drive myself
Hotchner (09:49): you're on the way.
Reid (09:52): How do you know my address?
Hotchner (10:00): see you at 19:30.
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Reid (23:18): who knew you ate so much popcorn
Hotchner (23:21): it's good.
Reid (23:24): Don't runners eat healthy?
Hotchner (23:27): Shut up!
Reid (23:30): yes sir :)
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Friday, July 11th 2006
J.J. (13:01): Reid!
Reid (13:03): JJ!
J.J. (13:07): Can you watch Henry tonight? I'm sorry it's so last-minute, me and Will are going to visit his parents and the babysitter canceled! :(
Reid (13:10): Of course! I miss that little guy.
J.J. (13:11): You're the best! I so owe you.
Reid (13:15): What time?
J.J. (13:17): 5pm :) Thanks again.
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Tuesday, August 1st 2006
Reid (05:45): Coffee?
Hotchner (05:50): Yes.
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Reid (06:10): You're not in your office?
Hotchner (06:16): No, I'm almost there. I stopped at Dunkin Donuts.
Reid (06:17): Why? I brought coffee
Hotchner (06:20): What?
Reid (06:23): I asked if you wanted coffee and you said yes
Hotchner (06:25): I thought you wanted me to get it
Reid (06:28): no
Reid (06:29): we have double coffee now
Hotchner (06:33): Call the police
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Wednesday, August 2nd 2006
Garcia (12:08): Hotchner just smiled.
Reid (12:09): People smile 20 times an hour on average
Garcia (12:11): Hotchner is not average.
Reid (12:13): No, definitely not
Garcia (12:15): I looked at his phone records you know…
Reid (12:17): I'm pretty sure that's illegal
Garcia (12:20): I was surprised to see my junior G-man's number popping up an awful lot.
Reid (12:29): ;)
Garcia (12:30): Reid!
Garcia (12:31): Don't think we aren't going to talk about this!
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Reid (12:45): Garcia looked up your phone records
Hotchner (12:48): What? Why would she do that?
Reid (12:52): Idk. She said you've been calling a lot of sex-hotlines
Hotchner (12:54): I'm going to have a talk with her.
Reid (12:57): Don't tell her I told you
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Hotchner (13:21): Liar!
Reid (13:25): Huh?
Hotchner (13:28): You'll pay for this.
Reid (12:28): Hehe
Hotchner (12:29): hehe? How old are you?
Reid (12:30): 28
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Monday, August 20th 2006
Reid (13:22): Is that a new suit?
Hotchner (13:26): Yes. How can you know that?
Reid (13:35): It looks good
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Wednesday, August 27th 2006
Reid (14:10): Hi
Hotchner (14:15): Hey.
Reid (14:16): Morgan just tripped on his shoelace
Hotchner (14:17): lol I saw it.
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Tuesday, September 2nd 2006
Reid (15:00): Do you want to see Birdman?
Hotchner (15:04): Sure.
Reid (15:07): It's at 8
Hotchner (15:11): Okay. Finish the Saraz report first though.
Reid (15:13): You got it, boss
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Friday, September 4th 2006
Garcia (09:13): Have you been hanging out with mr. Boss-man outside of work?
Reid (09:17): Sometimes
Garcia (09:19): What!
Reid (09:21): What
Garcia (09:22): No wonder he's been in such a good mood
Reid (09:23): You think so?
Garcia (09:24): Oh yes honey
Reid (09:25): :)
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Monday, September 17th 2006
Reid (18:21): Morgan and Prentiss and Garcia are going out for dinner, you in?
Hotchner (18:24): I will if you will.
Reid (18:28): Same
Hotchner (18:33): What time?
Reid (18:37): 7
Hotchner (18:40): Reid! That's in 20 min.
Hotchner (18:41): Carpool?
Reid (18:41): Okay.
Hotchner (18:43): Bring your Rodgers report up to my office first.
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Wednesday, October 3rd 2006
Reid (16:50): Do you still talk to Haley?
Hotchner (16:54): What? Why?
Reid (16:59): I'm sorry... I shouldn't have asked. That's not my business
Hotchner (17:04): No, it's okay. We talk sometimes. About Jack.
Reid (17:09): Oh
Hotchner (17:10): It's stressful.
Reid (17:12): I'm here if you want to talk
Hotchner (17:15): I might take you up on that.
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Saturday, October 17th 2006
Reid (20:29): That jet ride was the LONGEST
Hotchner (20:34): God, yes.
Reid (20:36): When did Rossi start snoring?
Hotchner (20:38): Must come with old age.
Reid (20:39): lol. I'm telling him you said that
Hotchner (20:41): Don't you dare!
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Thursday, October 29th 2006
Hotchner (14:03): Do you want to 101 Dalmatians with me and Jack? I miss adults.
Hotchner (14:03): We can play chess or something.
Reid (14:07): Technically there are 105 in that movie.
Hotchner (14:14): Don't tell that to Jack
Reid (14:17): Yeah, I'll watch it
Reid (14:19): What's your address?
Hotchner (14:22): [redacted]
Reid (14:26): I'll be there in 20
Hotchner (14:31): Thanks, Reid.
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Hotchner (19:04): Jack really likes you.
Reid (19:09): I like him too!
Hotchner (19:12): I'll tell him that.
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Tuesday, November 3rd 2006
Hotchner (07:00): YOU GOT A HAIRCUT?
Reid (07:05): What? Yes
Hotchner (07:12): Why? You didn't tell me
Reid (07:15): What why would I
Hotchner (07:21): I don't know.
Reid (07:25): It made my shoulders itchy.
Reid (07:26): They only cut off 2.3 inches
Hotchner (07:35): I don't like change I guess.
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Reid (10:09): Do you like it?
Hotchner (10:16): Like what?
Reid (10:17): My 2.3inch haircut
Hotchner (10:21): Oh. Yes
Reid (10:25): Good
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Monday, November 9th 2006
Hotchner (12:00): Can you get the Lenko report in my 3? Erin is on my case.
Reid (12:06): You got it, boss
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Saturday, November 14th 2006
Hotchner (18:01): Who do you talk to?
Reid (18:06): What?
Hotchner (18:10): You asked if I talk to Haley.
Hotchner (18:11): Who do you talk to? Are you seeing anyone?
Reid (18:15): oh. No, not really
Hotchner (18:17): Not really?
Reid (18:18): Not lately
Reid (18:19): Why?
Hotchner (18:23): Just making conversation.
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Thursday, November 26th 2006
Hotchner (23:37): Hey.
Reid (23:41): Can't sleep?
Hotchner (23:46): Nope.
Hotchner (23:46): Tell me some interesting statistical things.
Reid (23:50): There are more stars in the sky than there are grains of sand on earth
Hotchner (23:51): Wait really?
Reid (23:53): Would I lie to you
Hotchner (23:55): I don't know. You could be joking.
Reid (23:56): Would I joke to you?
Reid (23:56): No lol I totally would
Reid (23:58): But it's true. There are over a 1 billion trillion stars
Hotchner (00:00): How many grains of sand?
Reid (00:01): 7.5
Hotchner (00:01): 7.5?
Reid (00:02): 7.5 quintillion typo*
Hotchner (00:03): That's a lot.
Reid (00:04): Very much so
Hotchner (00:06): Should that make me feel more, Or less alone?
Reid (00:07): Depends on how you look at it.
Reid (00:07): Which one do you feel?
Hotchner (00:08): I guess I'm a pessimist.
Reid (00:08): Well if you're ever lonely you can always text me
Hotchner (00:10): That's what I'm doing now
Reid (00:13): Apple seeds contain cyanide
Hotchner (00:14): Really?
Reid (00:15): A little bit
Hotchner (00:16): Good to know in case we ever become killers.
Reid (00:17): They'd call is the Rotten Core Killers
Hotchner (00:18): They'd call us the UnSubs.
Reid (00:19): No fun!
Hotchner (00:21): Goodnight, Reid. I'm glad you were awake.
Reid (00:23): Same. Night, Hotch
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Monday, December 10th 2006
Reid (19:50): Come to 217b, I think I found something on the geo-profile
Hotchner (19:55): Be right there
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Hotchner (20:13): Good catch, Reid.
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Sunday, December 16th 2006
Reid (15:30): I'm glad that case is finally over
Hotchner (15:33): Same.
Reid (15:35): Want to eat takeout?
Hotchner (15:37): Jack is here tonight
Reid (15:41): Oh okay. Have a good night
Hotchner (15:45): No, I meant order for three.
Reid (15:47): Oh! Okay
Reid (15:49): Does he like wontons?
Hotchner (15:51): Yes.
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Thursday, December 20th 2006
Hotchner (11:05): Did you do something with your hair?
Reid (11:09): I let Garcia put something in it
Hotchner (11:11): It looks nice.
Reid (11:19): Thanks
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Reid (11:20): What did you put in my hair?
Garcia (11:24): Leave-in coconut moisturizer from Organix.
Reid (11:25): Thanks
Garcia (11:27): Ooh! Try tea tree oil too. It'll look soo good.
Reid (11:29): Where can I get them?
Garcia (11:32): There's an Ulta on rt. 50. It's a little pricey though.
Reid (11:33): Not a problem. Thanks Garcia!
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Monday, December 24th 2006
Hotchner (07:00): Grab Morgan and Prentiss and meet me in the de-briefing room.
Reid (07:01): You got it, boss
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Tuesday, December 25th 2006
Hotchner (07:00): Merry Christmas, Reid.
Reid (07:01): Merry Christmas, Hotch!
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Friday, December 28th 2006
Morgan (22:20): Can you lower your music? I wanna sleep
Reid (22:21): What?
Morgan (22:22): Your music is kinda loud
Reid (22:23): Shit. Sorry I thought my headphones were plugged in
Morgan (22:23): No problem man
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Reid (22:24): Why didn't you tell me my music was playing out loud?!
Hotchner (22:26): What? Why would I
Reid (22:27): Because I have my ear buds in so obviously it shouldn't be playing on speaker
Hotchner (22:29): I liked the song
Reid (22:30): Ugh you're no help
Hotchner (22:31): Aren't you supposed to be a genius?
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Saturday, December 29th 2006
Reid (10:05): I'm going to hibernate all weekend. Going to sleep now. Don't wake me until Monday
Hotchner (10:20): zzz
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Monday, December 31st 2006
Hotchner (06:15): It's Monday.
Reid (06:25): Don't remind me
Hotchner (06:29): Rude
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Friday, January 11th 2007
Reid (14:00): Want to see spirited away in theatre?
Hotchner (14:22): Sure. Jack will like that. Thanks for thinking of him
Reid (14:24): I wasn't
Hotchner (14:29): But it's a kid's movie
Reid (14:33): I decided I actually can't go
Hotchner (14:35): Wait really?
Reid (14:39): ... No. I'll be at your house at 5.
Hotchner (14:41): Thought so
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Thursday, January 17th 2007
Hotchner (10:17): Your hair looks nice again. Garcia put more magic stuff in it?
Reid (10:20): No, but she had some extra of whatever it was and gave it to me, I guess
Hotchner (10:24): How generous.
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Friday, January 18th 2007
Reid (12:00): I like you.
Garcia (12:06): I like you too! What's this about?
Reid (12:08): Sorry. I'm practicing
Garcia (12:09): OOOHH! Are you finally gonna tell Mr. Grumpy!?
Reid (12:10): Maybe...
Reid (12:10): What should I do?
Reid (12:11): How did you tell Kevin?
Garcia (12:13): I hacked into his personal computer and left him something sweet.
Reid (12:14): I can't hack
Garcia (12:15): Of course not, sweetie.
Garcia (12:15): Well need something more Spencer-y.
Reid (12:17): Like what?
Garcia (12:18): Ask him if you can get a phD in Aaron Hotchner.
Reid (12:19): GARCIA!
Garcia (12:20): Jk! Get him a book! Or a puzzle. Kiss him! I don't know— He's so stoic!
Reid (12:22): Mmh. We'll see
Garcia (12:23): Whatever you do, you need to tell me. right. away.
Reid (12:24): Yes, m'am
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Reid (21:10): Hey
Hotchner (21:23): Reid!
Reid (21:27): Hotch!
Reid (21:28): Can we talk?
Hotchner (21:30): Reeeeeid.
Reid (21:31): Are you okay?
Hotchner (22:33): yesss. Out with Rossi
Reid (22:35): ooh. Having fun?
Hotchner (22:39): Yess. Lotss. I've demolished him in billiards. Rossi suckss
Reid (22:41): lol glad to hear it. Be safe getting home.
Hotchner (22:48): I can Uber I think that means im cool now
Reid (22:50): Yes, it does
Hotchner (22:53): Rossi is off talkig to a lady
Reid (22:56): booo
Hotchner (22:59): Yes boooo
Reid (23:00): goodnight, Hotch
Hotchner (23:05): byee
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Saturday, January 19th 2007
Hotchner (08:00): Sorry, Reid.
Reid (08:10): Don't be!
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Hotchner (09:30): What did you want to talk about?
Reid (09:33): Oh, nothing important
Hotchner (09:47): You sure? Cause I'm sober now, we can talk.
Reid (09:40): Yeah, not a problem
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Reid (09:55): I need advice
J.J. (10:00): Anytime! What's up?
Reid (10:03): I want to tell someone I like them.
J.J. (10:07): who?
Reid (10:11): I can't tell you that part
J.J. (10:15): But that's the most important part!
Reid (10:17): Pleasee J.J.?
J.J. (10:19): Fine, for you. But I better get some details eventually.
Reid (10:21): If it works out. I promise.
J.J. (10:26): Well, be direct. And be yourself. You're more charming than you think you are. Just ask them to the movies or drinks or something.
Reid (10:27): What else?
J.J. (10:29): That's it. Ask for a date.
Reid (10:31): What if he says no?
J.J. (10:31): Then he isn't worth it.
Reid (10:33): What if he doesn't like me back?
J.J. (10:36): Then you can cry on my shoulder. We'll watch Starwars, we'll drink wine, and you can talk through the movie with your commentary, and I won't get mad.
Reid (10:37): You promise?
J.J. (10:37): Of course.
Reid (10:39): Thanks, JJ
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Monday, January 28th 2007
Hotchner (12:00): Reid
Reid (12:06): Hotch
Hotchner (12:15): Chinese food. My office now
Reid (12:19): I'm starving
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Tuesday, January 29th 2007
Reid (16:00): Hotch?
Hotchner (16:00): Hey, Reid.
Reid (16:05): I wanted to ask you something
Hotchner (16:09): Sure, what is it?
Reid (16:13): I don't know if I should ask in person, or over text
Hotchner (16:18): I'm in my office, come on up.
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To be continued.