I present you one of the latest story, Wipeout! A Naruto x Stoked crossover fanfic!

No one knows what Wipeout actually look like behind costume so it can be anyone, anyone that we can don't expect it to be…What if Naruto is Wipeout? What if he has some certain anxieties? Which bring us to this story! …Yes, I think I must be crazy to come up with that…Meh!

Before we start, Naruto is Wipeout most of the time since everyone don't know his name until it's in Naruto's view behind the mask or some certain section. Also there are some changes here and there so don't get all huff-huff with me about that and that, it's just fanfic.

Characters might be OOC and there'll be some grammar error but I'm trying my best.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Stoked.

Chapter 1: First Day

An annoyed groan echoed within a purple customized bus, "Do I have to do this stupid dance?"

"Yup." Kahuna smiled relaxingly, glancing over his shoulder to purple whale mascot. "It's in your job description, Wipeout."

"Ugh!" Wipeout let out another annoyed groan with crossed fins, "Can we please tell the boss that I did the stupid dance?"

"Nope." The smiling driver popped his mouth as the mascot groaned again before he see a group of teenagers ahead, "Ah, here we are! Showtime!" He push a button that launch water up in air from the 'whale' bus' blowhole as soon as it pull up to the curb.

"I fucking hate this part…" Wipeout grumbled to himself, carrying a small boombox as he walked up to the doors then try to squeeze himself through until Kahuna help him by shoving him out with foot.

"Yo, dudes!" Kahuna gave them 'hang ten' gesture happily, "All aboard for surfer's paradise resort!"

'I am so gonna get him back for this one.' The mascot turn the boombox then open his dance routine with a disco move, following by a robot move. He switch to a short moonwalk then hop around in between, throwing a hammer move and few random dance moves in to the teenagers' gawking expressions. 'Yup, fuck my life.' Wipeout 'worm'ed then spin around on his head before he flip over on his side, finishing the dance routine.

"Oh, my gosh." A tanned blonde, wearing a white sleeveless shirt and white shorts, gasped in embarrassment, "I think that's my bus!" She has a sandy blond chin-length hair and blue eyes.

"Anyone want me to load their stuffs up?" Wipeout stand up, glancing at the teenagers with his fins up.

"Here you go." A teenager boy rudely chucks his suitcases at Wipeout, which the mascot quickly catches with some fumbles, before the teenager walk past him smugly with his surfboard. "Don't leave any scratch. Not one scratch, kook." He have red spiky hair and green eyes, wearing black t-shirt and blue shorts.

'This guy is so going on the prank list.' The mascot glared at the redhead's back behind his costume before he turn to another teenager girl as the blonde girl carry her own in, "What about you? Want me to take these for you?"

"No, no, I'm good here." The teenager girl waved her left hand as she grabs her suitcase with other hand, "Thanks for offering." She have a long light reddish hair tied in low ponytail, freckles and turquoise eyes, wearing pinkish shirt and hot pink shorts.

"Alright then." Wipeout toss the suitcases inside the bus' luggage compartment and when he closed it, the bus suddenly took off. "WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK?!" The mascot quickly race then jumped on the door, banging it with a scream. "OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, YOU STONER BUM!" The bus screeched to stop before Kahuna open the doors with easygoing smile.

"Oh, sorry, man." Kahuna chuckled, "I totally forget about you, man."

"You need to cut back on your weeds, old bum." The mascot enter the bus with a grumble and the smiling driver give him a shush gesture as the grumbling mascot make his way to the back of the bus while the teenagers stare bewilderingly.

"Wow, I can't believe you just jump on a moving bus." The blonde girl said to the mascot as he walk past her.

"That's not the first time it happened." Wipeout replied back, taking his seat in the back and the blonde girl turn back to front with rapid blinks. Not his first time?

"What's up, summer staff?" Kahuna glanced over to the teenagers with a smile, "I'm the Kahuna. I drive the shuttle for the hotel, so anytime you need to get to town, you just look for me." He pointed at himself with thumb, "You just look for the Kahuna." He turn back to the road, "So, you groms here for the surf?"

"Definitely!" The teenager boy grinned.

"Is it as epic as they say it is?!" The blonde girl asked excitingly with crossed arms.

"Best in the country." The driver confirmed, "Double overhead most days. Hope you're ready to get worked."

"Oh, man!" The male redhead cheered, "I am so stoked!" He suddenly stick his head out of the window, "SO STOKED! WHOO-HOO!" His shouting caused a skaterboarder to trip over, "HELLO, SUNSET BEACH!" He noticed the groaning skater, "Oh…" Suddenly, he got plummeted by seagull's shits, "Hey, I think it might be raining."

"Yeaaaa, raining shits." Wipeout snickered behind his mask.

"That's not rain." The blonde girl laughed with everyone as the boy pull back inside and the redhead scoop some shits off his neck to see bird poops.

"…OH GOD!" The redhead's eyes widened in horror before he look up to the sky to see seagull and he swear it was laughing at him. "FUUUUUUUUUU…."

"This is it, compadres!" Kahuna gestured to a largest hotel resort as soon as he drive up to the entrance after thirty minutes of driving and the exciting teenagers look out through windows. "Surfer's paradise." He stop the bus right by the hotel's doors then put the bus in parking, "Head inside, groms." He jabbed his thumb to Wipeout, "He'll drop your stuffs off at the staff housing." The teenagers race outside and they were joined by a black teenager with poofy blond hair at the lobby.

"There's no chance you'll drive me up to the staffing house?" Wipeout get up with a sigh.

"Nope." The driver kick his legs up on the wheel with a relaxing smile.

"Sometime I question how they never fire you." The mascot muttered to himself, starting to collect all teenagers' belonging.

"Because they don't have to pay me with cash." Kahuna's grin widened.

"…That's not good enough for me…" Wipeout huffed as he hauled all stuff on his own, struggling a little and the driver just giggle to himself.

"Phew, finally!" Wipeout waddle out of staffing house and sit down on beat-up sofa on the porch, next to two teenager boys.

"Hey, Wipeout, did you walk all way from hotel to here with all junks on you?" The blue-haired teenager chuckled with his friend, waring a surfer short with brown buzzcut hair.

"Yes, Ripper, I did." The mascot huffed.

"Why don't you ask Lance and me for help?" Ripper snickered.

"Because I know you two won't." Wipeout grunted annoyingly.

"…Damn right!" Lance high-fived Ripper with a laughter before he resume playing his game console and the mascot turn to watch the nature with a grunt until he notice the group of teenagers approaching the house with Johnny, a black teenager in uniform. Suddenly, a sound of fart cause him to turn to see Ripper farting as Lance laughed hard.

"No-pants, what's happening?" The black teenager with poofy blond hair greeted Lance with a fist bump.

"Yo, Broseph." The buzzcut-haired boy bumped back.

"What's up, guys?" Ripper greeted Johnny as Broseph hop onto sofa next to Wipeout.

"This is No-Pants Lance and Ripper, returning staff." Johnny introduced the said teenagers to the summer staff before he point to blonde girl, "Guys, that is Fin…" His finger shift to red-haired boy, "Reef…" He pointed to another girl, "And Emma."

"Which means we're like gods around here and should be treated as such." Ripper smirked.

"Don't listen to him, guys." Lance grinned, "He's just full of hot air."

"The fire-before-labor-day rate is forty-two percent." The blue-haired boy glanced between the teenagers, "So one of you is not going the distance."

"My money's on him." Fin pointed to Reef.

"Hey!" Reef glared, "Why me?!"

"I'm not sure." The smirking blonde girl tapped her chin, "You just have that going-to-get-fired look about you."

"Well, maybe that's because you have that 'I'm jealous that you got the awesomest job here' look about you." Reef scoffed.

"Ooh, good comeback." Fin said sarcastically.

"Okay!" Johnny clapped his hands then point up the stairs, "Girls' dorm's upstairs. Fin, you're in 202. Emma, 203." He looked to the boys, "Guys, mi casa es su casa." The boys stared stupidly at him.

"It mean you two are rooming with him." Wipeout commented from his seat.

"What he said." Johnny deadpanned.

"Sweet!" The red-haired boy grinned.

"Oh, cool." Broseph nodded and the teenagers walk up the stairs.

"Oh, watch the third step." The black teenager remember something, "It's kind of…" Reef suddenly fall through the third step with a hard crash, "…Busted." Everyone start to laugh at the scene as the new staff carefully make their way up.

"…So who you think be fired?" Ripper turned to them, "Mine's on Reef dude."

"I'll say this Emma girl." Lance smirked.

"I bet it'll be a surprise fire." Wipeout said.

"Oh?" The blue-haired boy smirked, "Twenty bucks."

"Make it double." The mascot pointed his fin at them, "Each."

"You're on!" Lance grinned widely as Ripper nodded before they look to Johnny.

"Um, I'm not taking part in that." Johnny shook his head before they hear a girl screaming, following by a familiar sound to some. "Oh…" The summer staff gather out of curiosity, "Toilets overflowed again?" A panicky older teenager girl, Kelly, appears from second floor then peek over the rail with rapid nods.

"Uh-huh!" Kelly screeched in disgust, "Can you call maintenance?"

"I can call them." The black teenager replied, "They won't come, but I can call them."

"They don't really clean this place much, do they?" Emma groaned out of disgust, watching Fin pat then sit down on dusty sofa.

"No shits." Wipeout muttered.

"What was your first clue?" Ripper asked with a knowing smirk and Emma suddenly smell something before several teenagers look at him, "Wasn't me."

"Ah, these couches smell like surf wax." The red-haired girl sits on the sofa's armrest.

'Maybe because the surfboards are behind these couches.' Wipeout deadpanned mentally.

"Wow, you really love surfing, huh?" Reef said.

"Yes." Emma said with hands on her knees, "I mean, I think so. I've never tried it before."

"What?!" Fin gasped with almost everyone, "Are you serious?!"

"That is a disgrace!" Ripper said, "We have got to get this girl in the water pronto!"

"The instructor is here, and the surf's up!" Reef stood up arrogantly with smug tone.

"You don't want to learn from a kook, do you?" The blonde girl said to Emma before she get up, "I'll teach you. Come on." The teenagers was about to pick their surfboards up until a loudspeaker went off with a feedback.

"All new staff are to report to training immediately!" A voice demanded.

"Whoa." Emma groaned disappointingly, "We have to train today?! But I was going to learn how to surf!"

"This stinks!" The redhead crossed his arms angrily.

"Get used to it, mate." Ripper snickered, "Management owns my butt, your butt, everyone's butt."

"No one owns my butt!" Reef glared.

"This isn't exactly how I thought it would be." The female redhead muttered.

"Me neither." Fin agreed.

"If I don't see your faces in twenty seconds, I'll fire the whole lot of you!" The voice from loudspeaker yelled, "This is not a vacation, and I don't want any slackers!" The summer staff quickly rush back to the hotel, "Move it, people! Move it! That mean you too, Wipeout!"

"Kami help me, if he make me do this stupid dance one more time, I'm gonna…" Wipeout stands up then jogs off with a grumble. The returning staff shares a small laughter.

"Oh, my gosh." Fin said as Emma step out in her work uniform from changing booth in employer's locker room, "That is so bad."

"I really have to wear this?" Emma looked over herself in horror.

"It's an authentic wench costume dating back to the early 1800s." The girls turned their heads to see Bummer, their boss, walk up to them with a maid uniform in hanger. He have tanned skin, blond hair and blue eyes. He wear a manager uniform with belt. He hand the maid uniform over to Fin with a smile.

"Okay, this is so lame." The blonde girl smacked her face after seeing her uniform, "I'd rather wear the wench thing."

"Consider yourself lucky." Wipeout appeared next to them with a whisper, "Most of the male uniform have these stupid purple shorts with flora pattern and some are hot shorts, not to mention the silly high socks."

"…Ah." Fin grimaced at the imagination of her wearing it, "But what about this costume, it's way lamer."

"Meh, I'm cool with wearing that." The mascot replied, "As long as no one see my face."

"Well, research shows that guests prefer their housekeepers to look neat and respectable." Bummer said, didn't hear their whispers. "It makes them feel like you won't actually steal their possessions." That earn a scoff from the blonde girl as she walk up to a changing booth before she look back at them.

"Just put it on." Emma crossed her arms and Fin just turn her nose up as she enter the booth to change.

"Ugh." Broseph scratched his shirt crazily, "This is really itchy."

"Argh!" Reef took his phone out as soon as he notice Emma in her uniform, "Little wench, fetch me some cola or I'll make you walk the plank."

"At least I don't look like a preppy little mama's boy." Emma chuckled and everyone laughed at the redhead teenager as he look so shocked.

"Burn!" Wipeout snickered.

"She's right, dude." The afro teenager laughed, "You do!" At this moment, Fin step out in her uniform.

"Ooh!" Reef turns his attention on the blonde girl, "Yikes!" He film her with his phone, "Now, that is bad."

"Do it and you lose it." Fin threatens before she threw her hands up with a groan, "This is so humiliating!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Their boss walked by them uncaringly, "Life is unfair. Daddy doesn't love me. Blah, blah, blah." He tossed the nametags up in air as they hit the floor before the summer staff pick them up, "Here are your name tags. You are required to wear these at all times while on duty."

"Hey, aren't you the dude that drove the jeep into the pool last night?" A pirate worker appeared to pat Broseph's shoulder before he walk away, "That was awesome."

"I have no idea what that guy's talking about, bro." Broseph turned to his boss with shrugging shoulders.

"…" Bummer stares at him for a moment before he pace by the staff with his index finger up, "Pay attention! Listen up! All eyes on me! You may have heard a rumor that I have a tradition of firing one employee on the first day. That rumor is completely untrue." That bring some relief to the summer staff, "Sometime it's more than one." Never mind, "Your performance in training today will be rated by your supervisors, so I suggest that you give them your full attention. Any questions?" One of the staff raised his hand up slightly, "Okay, then. I'll see you after training."

"Oh, I hope I don't mess up." Emma gulped.

"Relax." Fin placed hand on her shoulder, "How hard can serving food be, right?"

"Wipeout, please give them a welcoming dance." The boss turned to the said mascot.

"Son of a…" Wipeout whisper under his breath while perform another stupid dance to the summer staff, 'I'm so gonna turn his office upside down!'

The afternoon went off smoothly for the mascot, aside the fact that he got beaned by a flying suitcase, until Wipeout have to stand outside the lobby with purple flags next to Bummer as the limo pull up and a big intimidating man step out. "I just wanted to apologize for things getting a little out of control last night, Mr. Ridgemount." Bummer said nervously as Wipeout wave the flags with swaying torso, "You know kids."

"Relax!" Mr. Ridgemount held his hand up to the manager as he walk past him stoically, "It's not you I'm looking for!"

"Thank you." The manager whispered up to the sky before he enter the hotel with his boss, following by Ridgemount's family.

'Finally, I have no idea why I have to do that.' Wipeout stow the flags away with a sigh, enter the lobby to greet the guests and their children. Three hours later, the mascot wave animatedly to a little boy who was running back to his parent with a cheer and he was about to leave the lobby as he turn around until he notice something strange. Johnny was typing something down in the front desk's computer with a small smirk as he sneak few glances around his surrounding and Wipeout become curious by that. The mascot sneak up behind the desk then peek over Johnny's shoulder at a safe distance without his knowledge and his brows furrowed at the sight. The front desk manager were tampering with evaluation score in database and switch Emma's lowest score with Martha's, a female goth worker, for some reasons.

"He." Johnny turned the computer off with a 'bye' gesture then walk away with a innocent whistle.

'I can't believe this guy just rigged it and cost someone's job.' The mascot scowled behind his mask as he turn the computer back on while checking his surrounding and he quickly pull the database up to fix the scores…Until something pop in his head. 'Wait a second…' He type into the system then turn it off right away before he waddle away, 'That's my good deed of the day.'

Later, the staff were sitting around on porch while the sun set as they kick back and Emma return to the dorm with Broseph, both setting their surfboards aside. "You made it surfing?" Reef leaned forward as soon as Emma and Broseph walked up the steps, "Aw, man! Jealous!"

"She's a natural." Broseph grabbed Emma's shoulders with a grin.

"Heads up, guys." Johnny called out as soon as he see Bummer walking toward them with a disappointed frown.

"Listen up, people." Bummer stepped up onto the porch with clipboard, "As you may have guessed, I have the unfortunate duty of sending one of you home today."

"He's really gonna fire someone now?" Fin gasped to Ripper and he nod nervously.

"That is cold." The afro teenager grimaced, praying it's not him.

"The employee with the lowest evaluation today was…" The boss looked at his clipboard.

"Please don't be me." The red-haired girl chanted to herself with crossed fingers, "Please don't be me."

"Johnny." Bummer sighed.

"…W-WHAT?!" The said teenager whipped his head up to his boss with widened eyes and Emma cheered to herself for surviving the day. "I-I don't understand…"

"Understand that, Johnny." The boss held his clipboard, "You are fired because you have the lowest evaluation." He pointed to the bus down the path, "I took the liberty to have Wipeout send your stuff in the bus, please go."

"No, but it should be Mar…" Johnny glanced at Martha, a goth girl with purplish-black hair, before he stop himself, if he point it out then everyone would know that he have tampered with the database and it would lead to his firing either way. "I-I-I understand." The black teenager turns around with a heavy sigh, trudging toward the bus so it can send him home.

'Now he'll think twice about cost someone else's job.' Wipeout thought to himself.

"And to think I was planning to groom him into the next manager." Bummer shook his head with a sigh before he turn to the staff, "Martha, you start the front desk starting tomorrow."

"Okay." The goth girl flipped her magazine's page uninterestingly.

"As of right now, you are all on six weeks' probation." The manager said to the summer staff, "If you're late by one minute, that's a strike. If you get anything less than a seven out of ten on your guest evaluations, that's a strike. If you steal a half-eaten brownie, that's a strike. Three strikes and you're out. Do I make myself clear?" He glanced at his staff, "Summer season starts tomorrow, people. Punch-in is at 7:30 AM. Don't be late." He clenched his fist with a glare, "And don't test me." With that, he walk away from the dorm.

"Well, I've had enough of being bossed around for one day." Fin stood up to go up the stairs, "I'm going to bed."

"Yay, yay, yay!" Emma cheered, "I didn't get fired!"

"That was heavy." Broseph exhaled out with easygoing grin.

"I'm going hit the hay." Wipeout enter the dorm with waving fin, "Later." He walk into a hallway to the last door on right, entering it immediately then lock the door behind him. The room appear to be so simple, it only have desk, closet, orange-and-black surfboard, single bed, bedstand with alarm clock and a standing hanger, it also come with private bathroom. Wipeout stand straight before his body wiggle around as if he was moving inside the costume and the zipper open up on its back from inside. A pair of hands reach out then peel the costume down carefully to reveal a tanned athletic Japanese-mixed teenager boy, he have blonde hair, blue eyes and whisker birthmarks on his cheeks. He wear an orange boxer and light white t-shirt with cooling vest. "Phew!" Naruto shook his hair clearly, trying to dry some damp hair out. "Better take shower first before…" He muttered to himself until he hear a knock, "Um, who is it?"

"It's me, man, Lance." The said teenager hollered behind the door, "We're gonna have bonfire for new staff, want to join us?"

"No thank, I'm too tired!" Naruto quickly hollered back without any hesitance.

"Alright, Wipeout!" Lance's voice replied back before Naruto hear his footsteps fade away from the door.

"...Well, off to shower." The blonde hanged his mascot costume up on the stand hanger then enter the bathroom to wash the dried sweats off.

And that end the first chapter of WO! Love it? Hate it?

Wipeout is Naruto, but you all know that already. The first day turn out well for some, unwell for some and we have saw some changes so far. One, Naruto, as Wipeout, sure don't let himself pushing around if it's too much until it's for his job. Two, Johnny have been fired and Martha is now front desk manager!

How will the first week go for the new staff? Will we see more changes? What will the characters be like now? What'll happen next? Let's find out in next chapter!

Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.

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