AN: Hello everyone. First time fanfiction writer here. Now I know what you're thinking. Another reaction fic. Really? Well yea. I personally love reading reaction fics and I thought it would be a good starting point. Who knows maybe someday down the line I'll make an original story. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. And AWAAAYYYY WE GO.

Disclaimer: I am broke so I obviously do not own RWBY, Siri, or any of the other properties that might show up in this story.

In a small pocket dimension at the center of a blackhole there stands a being. He's tall, handsome, sexy, muscular, all powerf-.

"I hate to interrupt your personal delusions, but I would like to inform you that everything is set up", a very monotone voice speaks out.

"DAMN IT SIRI, you can never let me have a moment to myself can you" another voice responds in anger and annoyance.

"No, because when I do you somehow try to disillusion yourself into thinking you're some great being."

"Um hello, I'm about to summon a multitude of people to this, my very own personal dimension, and show them several different universes. What about that doesn't seem great."

"How about the fact that you're only the 99th person to do so. Also, while you may be powerful here, in the real world you are anything but. I bet you still haven't finished that program for class yet have you."

…...

"As I thought. So disappointing"

...Sniff "Way to make a guy feel special Siri. Can't you be more helpful."

"...Fine. As I mentioned everything is ready to go. We can finally bring in the viewers"

"Thank you. I'll just look through the viewing orb and bring everyone in. Anything else I need to know."

"As a matter of fact yes. While I understand why you decided to follow the look of that universe's Gods, I think it's hilarious that you decided to make your dimensional form white. What happened to black pride?"

…"sigh. I hate you. So damn much."

On the world of Remnant, a group of eight teens were heading back to their dorms after a long group training session in preparation for the Vytal Festival.

"Aww man," whined Jaune, the ever-oblivious leader of team JNPR. "I think my bruises have bruises. I know that I'm the one who asked for the extra help training. But couldn't you guys have gone a little easier."

"Sorry vomit boy." exclaimed Yang Xiao-Long, the buxom bombshell of team RWBY. "But if you want to be able to catch up with everyone as fast as possible then the last thing you need is for us to be taking it easy on you."

"Exactly" agreed Blake Belladonna, the ever-elusive ninja cat, and Yang's partner. "Though I must say the strides you've made in your short time here is nothing short of amazing. Imagine how good you'll be when you discover your Semblance."

"They're right Jaune" spoke Pyrhha Nikos, the invincible girl of Beacon, Jaune's partner and his secret, to only himself, admirer. "The only way of getting to the level you want to be is through hard work. The training may be hard but know that everything we do is for your benefit."

"Yeah" said Ruby Rose, the adorable cookie munching leader of team RWBY and Yang's little sister. "Besides this way we can continue on our journey to be the best team leaders in all of Beacon."

"And when you're all caught up, we'll be the best leg breaking team EVERRRR." exclaimed Nora Valkyrie, the perky hammer wielding maiden of team JNPR.

"Nora. Please." replied Lie Ren, the stoic childhood friend and partner of Nora.

"I have to agree with Blake" spoke Weiss Schnee, heiress to the SDC and Ruby's partner. "Though I'm still coming to terms with the fact that you entered a school for Hunters without your Aura unlocked. You really are an idiot."

"Weiss, please be nice" Ruby reprimanded.

"Yeah about that. You guys really don't know what it means to me for you guys to be so accepting of me. I was so afraid that you all would reject me when I told you the truth about my transcripts." said Jaune.

"While I was not happy to hear it at first, it would be pretty hypocritical of me to accept Blake's past and not yours. Plus, I'm your friend and I owe you for helping me with Neptune. And at least, you were able to come clean to everyone and not run off." replied Weiss thus earning an apologetic look from Blake.

"I said I was sorry about that. Certain circumstances caused me to develop some trust issues. I'm working on it."

"Aw she's just teasing Blakey. You don't have to take it at face value" said Yang. "Though, I'm honestly surprised you convinced vomit boy here to tell us about his transcripts P-money. You could have used the opportunity to your advantage." she says while wiggling her eyebrows.

A light blush dust the invincible girl's cheek. "Yang" she chides.

"Wait what does she mean Pyrrha?" captain oblivious once again makes an appearance.

"NOTHING" another opportunity waisted.

Laughs from the everyone besides the couple in waiting. Their walk continues uneventfully until Blake hears a strange sound and looks around. She spots something peculiar and comes to a stop. Ruby notices that Blake has stopped and looks to see what has caught her attention.

"Um guys." Everyone turns toward her. "What's that?" she says while pointing towards a swirling vortex.

"I don't know, but I think we should avoid it and let the headmaster know it's here." replied Jaune.

"I concur." agreed Weiss.

As if hearing the conversation (huh, I wonder how I did that) an arm pokes out from the portal and in its hand...

"PANCAKES" exclaimed Nora and sure enough in the hand was a plate of pancakes stacked a foot tall. Nora takes off into the portal.

"NORA" exclaimed the group and they chase after her.

"AHHHHHHHHH"

CRASH

"OWWW. MY BACK"

"SORRY"

"GET OFF OF ME YOU DOLT"

"Owwie"

"WHOSE HAND IS ON MY BUTT!?"

"Whoops, my bad"

"I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. Oh, here they are right next to me."

"Nora, those are my legs"

"Sorry Renny."

As they begin to untangle themselves, they get up and take in their surroundings. Black walls, marble floors topped with red carpets, giant white pillars, and... is that a concession stand?

"Okay, where are we" questions Jaune.

"Looks like some overdone Movie Theater" (hurtful Yang).

"What are we doing here?" questioned Ruby.

"I can answer that." spoke a regal voice. The group looks and sees a humanoid lifeform that was floating down from the ceiling. It was clearly a male. He glowed white, with a fit physique, a black wolf tail, and black eyes. He lands and turns toward the group while closing his eyes. "Welcome travelers, I am-"

WHACK

The figure flies backwards, hits a wall hard enough to leave cracks on the surface, and slumps down onto the floor.

….

….

….

"Nice hit Nora." speaks Yang.

"Honestly with how he carried himself I'm surprised that it only took one hit to bring him down." agrees Weiss. "What do we now."

Ruby looks around and responds "We should probably find a way outta here before he gets u-"

"WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK. THAT HURT LIKE HELL." boomed the angry figure who jumps up off the ground and glares at the group. "I TRY TO BE GOOD HOST AND WELCOME YOU TO MY THEATER AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU LET THE POOR MAN'S THOR OVER THERE HIT ME BEFORE I CAN GET A SINGLE SENTENCE OUT?"

"... In my defense, you lured us here using innocent pancakes, which I have yet to receive by the way. And you don't look like the most welcoming of people."

"sigh. You know what, it's my fault. Thought letting you keep your weapons when you first got here would make you less cautious of me. But noooo. Instead you use me to break my own wall. Well that's it, lesson learned. ."

SNAP

'Heys' all around.

"MY BABY. GIVE HER BACK" you know who.

"Sorry, no can do. Can't have you all trying to beat up on me in my own dimension now can I."

"If you think we're just going to go with what you want because you stole our weapons then you got another thing coming buster." threatened Yang.

"Wait a minute." spoke Blake. "Did you say, 'your dimension'."

The figure chuckles. "Of course, it would be the observant former terrorist to notice the little things. Though if you hadn't then I'm sure the green ninja over there would have."

Ren nods with a curious look on his face. "If you don't mind me asking, why have you brought us here."

"Easy there oh he of little personality, I was just getting to that" Ren glares towards the figure. "Jeez man, I'm kidding. But yes, I can answer that. Unless, there's anyone else who wants to take a shot at me while I'm trying to explain."

"I wouldn't mind taking a swing." speaks Yang because of course she would want a reason to hit something. But no thanks ma'am. I like my nuts how they are. Not broken.

"No. Great. Well I've brought you all here to witness the adventures of your alternate selves throughout the multiverse."

"Multiverse?" questions Weiss. "Are you suggesting there are other universes besides this one?"

"Bingo Ice Queen."

"Hey"

"There are a multitude of universes out there with a multitude of different versions of you. While some of them lead less exciting lives than your own, others have had adventures that you can't even fathom. The only constant in these universes just happens to be a certain blonde knight among you. The center of every universe. One Jaune Arc.

"JAUNE?" exclaims the group.

"ME?" exclaims Jaune with a questioning look. "But why me. What makes me so special."

"I've seen many universes where you are the key to everything. You can lead worlds to great prosperity or leave them in nothing but dust. But you really should have more confidence in yourself Jaune. You have a strong heart, a drive to succeed, loyalty to those you care for, and in many cases, a personality that has you surrounded by nothing but beautiful women." The figure puts a hand on Jaune's shoulder and starts to squeeze. "Aren't you lucky?"

"Um... you're starting to hurt me."

"Whoops. Sorry about that. That green-eyed monster can affect anyone. Anyway, any questions?"

Blake walks forward. "Uh yeah. Who are you exactly?"

"Ah. Where are my manners. I'm what you would call a writer. You can call me Nike. It is my job to look over the multiverse and document Jaune's adventures. Normally there's something like a force field that keeps me from interacting with them. But recently, while I was looking through the archives I was surprised to see that there was nothing stopping me from interacting with your universe. So, like a kid who realizes his parents went to sleep before he did, I decided to have a little fun and share with you all the wonders of the multiverse. So, would anyone like to stay and watch. And don't worry, while you are here time will move so slowly in your universe that spending a year in here would only be a day back home."

Pyrhha looks a bit apprehensive as she asks, "Could we have a minute to discuss it?"

"Sure, I'll just use this time to fix the crack in my wall. Thx for that by the way."

"Hehe"

As Nike gets to work the others discuss the proposal.

"I'm not sure about this. Who knows what he could be planning?" Weiss cautions.

"Aw come on Weiss cream. This sounds like a great mini vacation. Plus, who knows maybe we can find a world where lover boy over there melts your ice cold heart." teases Yang.

A light blush appears on the faces of the two. "Hmph. I highly doubt it." Jaune hangs his head at that, while Pyrhha pats his back.

"Yeah. Yang's right." says Ruby. "Plus, who knows what kind of cool stuff we could see. Oooo, maybe there's a world where Jaune is a superhero." This raises the blonde boy's spirit.

"I wouldn't mind getting to see what kind of other lives we could've lived." says Pyrhha

"It does sound like it would be an interesting experience." agrees Ren.

"I agree." -Blake

"Yes, we could see fearless leader BREAK ALL THE LEGS." Damn Nora, why you gotta be so damn scary.

Jaune turns toward Nike. "Alright Nike. Looks like we're in."

"Perfect." Nike then says in a low voice, "And here I was afraid that I would have to tie you to the chairs."

"Huh"

"Nothing. Nothing. You're hearing things. Haha. Why don't you all see if there's anything you would like from the concession stand. We offer every food ever made under the Sun. (God that is a terrible slogan). When you're all set then we can get started. Also, the bathrooms are next to the concession stand if anyone needs to use them."

The group gets themselves something to eat and follow Nike.

They walk into a room with rows of leather recliners with cup holders and little pull out trays for food. There's also a single recliner above all the other seats that seems to overlook everything within the room.

"About time Nike. Did the Mr. All-Powerful somehow get lost within his own dimension. Should I have your GPS set a route for you?" spoke a monotone voice that seemed to be originating from the gigantic screen on the wall.

"No need for the attitude Siri."

"Who's that?" asks Ruby.

"That young Ruby would be Siri. She's integrated into the dimension. She's my assistant."

"Pfft. Yes, I'm your assistant." replied Siri.

"I like her. She's got some Sass." says Yang.

"I honestly don't know where she got it. In my original universe she's a nice helper but here..."

"What? She's rebellious?" asks Blake.

"Well, let me show you." replies Nike as he turns toward the screen. "Siri, could I have a jack and coke please?"

"Fuck off!"

"Y'all see what I mean?"

Nora walks forward. "Here let me try. Can I get some of the syrup from the Forever Fall Forest?" A jar of red sap appears in her hand. "YAAAY"

"See, this is that bullshit." complains Nike.

"I'm sorry. But, if your all powerful, is there some other form you can take?" asks Weiss "Your speech pattern does not match with that form."

"It does seem to be a bit of a contradiction" agrees Pyrhha.

"sigh. Everybody's a critic. Fine" A blinding white light envelops the room. When the light fades standing in front of the young heroes is a light skinned young man standing at 6'3. He's wearing a white v-neck shirt, with fitting jeans, and white Nike Air Force Ones (duh). He has a small gold necklace with a cross resting right above the collar of the shirt. "Sup. By the way I'm not exactly all powerful. Don't get me wrong I can do a whole lot while I'm here and there's no way any of you or anyone from your universe could fully defeat me. But it's not like I don't feel pain. For example, that hit earlier really did hurt like hell. But if someone were to actually knock me out or kill me then I would come back not 2 seconds later."

The group takes in his appearance.

….

"Well that's a lot more... normal then I expected" says Blake.

"Well we can't all look like super models, now can we?" complains Nike.

"Preach" Jaune agrees.

"Why don't you all take a seat and we can get started."

Everyone takes their seat with Jaune sitting in the middle. Pyrrha sits to his right with Nora and then Ren beside her. Team RWBY is to his left in the order of their initials.

"Everybody comfortable?" Nods all around. "Alright then. And AWAAAYYYY WE GO!"

AN: Oh my god. Never realized how hard it is to set up the scene and go through the thought process of who would say what and make it believable that it was that person who said it. Looking forward to posting the second chapter no later than Saturday. I was thinking about typing up the first Universe with this chapter but it's late and I have class in the morning.

Not taking requests for now. Letting you know now that you will not see any Fate multiverse and no Jojo. When I do start taking requests if you leave a link of the video you want me to use then that would be great. I will bring in Glynda, Qrow, Oz, team CEMN, and Roman next chapter.

Finally, I do welcome constructive criticism. I want to put out something that people will enjoy, and I look forward to any ways that I can improve. Any and all flamers and trolls will be ignored because I see you as nothing more than immature children with lives so sad that you have nothing better to do than try to bring me down.

Thanks for reading.

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