''WHY THE FUCK IS MY HAIR BLUE?!''
I exclaimed after looking at myself in the mirror, which, mind you, was in a stranger's bedroom. I turned around trying to see if I could recognize anything when I noticed, it was too damn pink, why is there so much pink? Blegh!
Suddenly, I remembered something...
"I WAS HIT BY A MOTHERFUCKING TRUCK!"
Oh my god, am I dead? Is this my punishment? Am I in hell? Because this sure does not look like heaven!
"Marinette, sweetheart! Breakfast is ready!"
I heard someone... wait, Marinette? What kind of name is that? Is it Japanese? I heard footsteps aproaching and then a door on the floor (I don't know how it works, hell stuff I guess) opened and then a small asian woman appeared. Yep, this is weird.
"Oh sweety, have you not dressed up yet? You're going to be late for school!"
"School?"
"Yes, today is your first day!"
Yep, this IS hell. I don't like school that much... but the frist day...Hold on, I feel like I've seen this woman before... on... Disney channel? Can I get my intro? Maybe this is heaven, I've always wanted my own disney show!
"-nette, Marinette! Are you not listening to me?"
"Eh? O-oh! Sorry, what were you saying?"
Shit, I spaced out. Wait, why does it feel like I'm narrating a story in first person? Meh! 'S probably nothing too important. Oh yeah! Now I know where I've seen this before!
HOLY MACARONI CHEESE WITH GUACAMOLE! I forgot that my favourite wattpad author KINKYyogurt had published a new story before I died and reincarnated in Miraculous Ladybug as the main character Marinette.
OH MY GOSH. I DIED AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR SPANDEX! I'M JUST FIFTEEN, THAT'S ILLEGAL!
Oh well, whatever! At least I'm a Mary Sue that gets a reverse harem. That's more boys that the ones I've dated in my previous life, which is none!
OH NO I DIED A VIRGIN!
...
Ok, so... where the fuck is the school? Wait! That old man is going to be run over by a truck like me! I have to do something!
And so I threw myself at the old man and saved the day.
...
Ok now, after getting lost for like ten minutes I'm finally at school. Now that I think about it, wasn't the old man a relevant character? Eh, guess I'll discover it later.
Okay, let's go to school, to get bullied like the Mary Sue I am, yay!
So I am currently entering the classroom, which by the way is too clean and quiet for a public school. Hmm, guess I'll sit here!
"Marinette Dupain-Cheng."
Said a voice with an annoyingly mocking tone with a pinch of irritating brat whose parents are rich and give their stupid goblin enough attetion. I raised my head to see her, OH NO. It's generic bitch one, Mary Sues' worst nightmare!
"Move."
"Why?"
"I'm going to sit here of course!"
"Don't want to. I came here first."
"You dare speak back to me, Dupain-Cheng?!"
"Emmm... Yes?"
"How dare you! You are a nobody!"
"And you are a bitch."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"I said that I don't want to move."
"Do you know who I am? Who my daddy is?"
"Calm down Draco Malfoy's rip-off, no one cares about your stupid family!"
"My daddy is the mayor! He can make the school punish you!"
"Emmm, I'm pretty sure that's illegal, so if you don't want your father's career to go to hell, then you probably should speak to a lawyer before saying such things"
"WHAT?!"
"Listen, I'm not in the mood for your bullshit so I'll just move and pretend not to know you."
I got up from my seat and went to another one far away from cliché bitch number one, which made me question, where on earth is the teacher? Wait... why is everyone staring at me? IS IT THE BLUE HAIR?! I SWEAR I'M NOT AN ANIME PROTAGONIST...oh wait, I AM.
"What? Do I have something in my face?"
As soon as I said that everyone went away to their seats.
...
Okay, I need to stop saying okay. Okay.
All right, so this Alya chick is a super hero nerd and most likely my sidekick slash best friend. Right now we are walking while she's telling me some weeb stuff and something about a masked guy who doesn't like yogurt... Is that blonde guy putting gum in my seat?
"Oi! The fuck are ya' doin'?"
"Eh? W-wait! Its not what you think!"
"Oh really? Ya' think I'd fall for that bullshit?! Ya' cannot lie to an american ya' baguette bitch!"
"B-baguette?"
"Get out of the way!"
"Y-yes! S-sorry!"
Damn, who does that beautiful boy think he is? I mean sure, the guy is hot, I'll give him that, but no one messes with my seat!