Hey everyone!

Sorry its been awhile, I've been busy on my other stories. For those who don't know I've started a Bakugan x Loud House fanfiction, if you haven't seen it, I hope you give it a chance!

But don't worry, I'm still a pony fan and passionate about this story and don't plan to cancel it one bit! I've set up to much and have WAY to much planned to stop here!

So I won't keep you here any longer, enjoy the chapter!


It was bright and sunny day in the town of Ponyville. However, most ponies weren't exactly going about their regular day today. Plus, balloons and streamers of all different colors were set up all around town and ponies all around town were clearly preparing for some sort of event. Specifically, a party.

And who better to help prepare and plan a party then the pink party pony herself, Pinkie Pie!

Speaking of whom…

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Every single day there's something new you can plan for!

Crossing the bridge across the small river in the town was Pinkie Pie herself with her trademarked smile on her face. She had a white saddle bag on her back with her Cutie Mark on them. It didn't take a Galvin to realize what exactly she was doing.

Pinkie Pie was preparing the next big party in town of course!

She just needed to head to a few place today to pick up some stuff, all the while singing a happy tune.

Pinkie Pie:

Every single day there's something wonderful to do!

But nothing makes me happy like a day that I can say,

Today I planed a party and its just for you!

After breaking the fourth wall by pointing her hoof at the audience, the pink pony stopped at a stand selling streamers that was run by a stallion. "Got any good streamers today?" Pinkie asked the stallion with a smile.

"You know it!" The stallion said, knowing Pinkie Pie as his best customer without a doubt. "Big party planned?"

"Don't ya know it!" Pinkie confirmed before walking away, eager to get the party ready as fast as she could.

Pinkie Pie:

Don't have much time to gather all the things I need!

If I'm really going to make this party fly!

As Pinkie was singing, she started to jump from the roofs of the homes of Ponyville before stopping and looking down at all the townsponies.

Pinkie Pie:

For today's another day that all of Ponyville will say…

Ponyville Ponies:

There goes the Super Party Pony Pinkie Pie!

As this was happening, Mr and Mrs. Cake were walking along the streets of Ponyville with their kids Pound and Pumpkin Cake, a male Pegasus and female Unicorn respectively.

Mr and Mrs. Cake:

She planned our first foal shower where we played all sorts of games.

Have so much run we chose Pound and Pumpkin's names!

Pinkie then passed by the Ponyville ice cream shop where Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara could be seen eating ice cream with Diamond Tiara noticing Pinkie Pie passing by and started singing as well.

Diamond Tiara:

She planned my Cute-ceaneraa, my Dad made me, I won't lie.

I demanded all the best, I suppose she passed the test.

Sure it was pretty good all thanks to Pinkie Pie.

"Thanks…I guess." Pinkie Pie said as Diamond Tiara's attitude seemed to have left a bit of a sour mark, but Pinkie Pie wasn't one to hold onto stuff like that.

"Want some paints?" A stallion selling buckets of paint offered Pinkie Pie.

"I'm gonna need the full rainbow!" Pinkie Pie instantly replied back with the painter…dumping a can of rainbow paint into Pinkie's bag…along with a brush. This seemed to be what Pinkie had in mind though.

"What about me?" A Unicorn mare running a stand that sold banners asked.

"Your biggest banner!" Pinkie Pie enthusiastically yelled as she stood up on her hind legs and spread her fore hooves as far apart from each other as she could. "This party is gonna be the best!"

"I don't doubt it." The mare said, knowing full well what a Pinkie Party was like as she used her magic to levitate the biggest banner she had into Pinkie's saddle bag. Pinkie then places a party hat on top of the Unicorns horn.

Ponyville Ponies:

Every single day there's something new we can plan for!

Everything single day there's something wonderful to try!

But nothing makes us happy like a day that we can say...

Today there'll be a party planned by Pinkie Pie!

As they ponies of Ponyville sung, they followed Pinkie as she sped to each stall around Ponyville as a pink blur to gather supplies for her party.

Finally, they see her stop in front of the Sugarcube Corner where Twilight, Spike, Lincoln, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack were. Everypony then watched as Pinkie spread the banner she got out and started to quickly paint on it with the rainbow paint and brush she got earlier.

"I don't know how she does it!" Rarity commented as she and her friends watched Pinkie do her things.

"Look at her go!"

"Go! Go! Go!" Lincoln chanted with a wide smile as he encouraged Pinkie to keep going.

"Oh boy, this going to be good!" Applejack said as she looked at Rarity.

"Go Pinkie! Go!" Fluttershy quietly cheered as well.

Ponyville citizens:

There's no other pony like her, no pony that could be

As great! (As great!) As fun! (As fun!)

As our super party pony Pinkie!

With the Mane 6, Lincoln, and Spike joining in on the last line, Rarity and Twilight both used their magic to lift up the banner Pinkie had made to stand up in front of the Sugarcube Corner. "Ooh, I am so, so, SO excited because today!" Pinkie Pie cheered with her endless enthusiasm as hugged and ruffled Rarity's mane, to the classy mares detriment. "I'm planning the birthday bash of... Rainbow Dash!"

"YEAH!" Rainbow Dash cheered as she flew in place in front of the banner Pinkie had made before moving and how a drawing of Rainbow Dash on it.

"Pinkie!" A new familiar voice called out as the group saw Lincoln's girlfriend Wendy approaching while holding four large crates that looked extremely heavy. Wendy however, was having no issue carrying.

"Wow that girl can lift." Applejack said in surprise as Wendy approached them.

"I got all the party supplies you need!" Wendy informed the pink mare as she peeked her head from behind the stack of crates to giving everypony a smile.

"Yay! Thanks a super duper much Wendy!" Pinkie Pie thanked as she happily bounced up and down. "Just set them right there!" Wendy did as told as she gently set the stack of crates down right in front of her before wiping some sweat from her forehead.

Pinkie beamed a quick smile before jumping up and taking Rainbow's hooves in her own and pulling the rainbow maned Pegasus down to earth and looking right into Rainbow's eyes with a serious look…well…as serious as a pony like Pinkie Pie could get. "Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie said to the light blue Pegasus.

"Yes, Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash asked in a bit of an uncomfortable tone.

"You realize that, by enlisting me as your party planner, I guarantee that this is going to be the funnest, most fantabulous, superbial party in Ponyville?" Pinkie made sure to ask Rainbow as she rose her head up high causing Rainbow to duck to the ground.

"Uh...yeah? I guess." Rainbow Dash answered with a simple shrug.

"No guesses!" Pinkie said as she put her hoof over Rainbow's mouth. "Parties are no picnic!"

"Oh, I like a nice picnic." Fluttershy stated with a smile and raised hoof. However, this got a low growl from Pinkie in response. "Oh…" Fluttershy squeaked as he backed up.

"Woah, woah, woah. Easy there Pinks." Lincoln calmed the pink pony down as he knelt next to her and put a hand on her poufy pink mane.

Pinkie blew a bit of steam out of her nose before continuing. "Parties. Are. Serious!" Pinkie Pie stated as she put a hoof to her heart. "And you have my certified Pinkie Party Promise that you will have the best birthday party ever!"

"Okay." Rainbow Dash gave a shaky nod as Lincoln pulled pull the Pegasus away from Pinkie.

"Great!" Pinkie cheered as she instantly gained her peppy mood back and started jumping up and down.

"I never thought anyone could so serious about party planning." Wendy whispered to Lincoln's ear as they watched Pinkie Pie bounce up and down. "It's honestly kinda impressive."

"Well she's just passionate about what she does." Lincoln stated as he crossed his arms and smiled at the pink party pony. "Just shows how much work she really puts into stuff like this. I'd say its respectable."

"Now, who's ready to join this Super-Duper Party Pony to plan this super-duper par-tay!" Pinkie asked as she hopped around in circles.

"I am."

Suddenly everypony's eyes widened a bit a hearing a new male voice near them. Looking to the source, they saw an Earth Pony stallion leaning against a nearby house while wearing a cowboy hat and matching poncho along with a party horn in his mouth which the stallion blew into.

"…Was he standing there the whole time?" Lincoln asked, a bit creeped out at the moment.

"Who are you stranger?" Pinkie Pie asked the Stallion with a smile.

The stallion spit out the party horn in his mouth before he spoke. "Names Cheese Sandwich." The stallion told them as he moved closer to the group. "I plan parties."

"Pfft, Cheese Sandwich." Wendy had to cover her mouth to hide her giggles over the ponies name. Sure the ponies here has some rather…bizarre names, but Cheese Sandwich was just plain goofy. And when Cheese Sandwich walked forward, Wendy saw a rubber chicken with a hat on it riding on his back. "Aw, cute!"

"What an amazing coincidence!" Pinkie Pie happily said as she walked up to Cheese Sandwich and pointed a hoof at herself. "I'm Pinkie Pie and I'm planning a party!"

"Ooooooh, it's no coincidence my little pony." Cheese Sandwich told the pink mare.

"Roll Credits!" Lincoln joked from the backround, but no one paid him any mind.

"My Cheesy Sense was a-tingling." Cheese Sandwich informed everypony as he put a put a hoof to his head. "Tellin' me a party was in the works."

"A Cheesy Sense? Ah! Double amazing!" Pinkie cheered as she put her own hoof to her forehead. "I have a Pinkie Sense!"

"Yes, I sensed you did." Cheese Sandwich said as he walked past Pinkie. "And I happen to be the premiere party planner in all of Equestria. If there's a party in need, there I'll be. Be it wingding, hoedown, hootenanny, or shindig, I'm your pony."

"A pair of party pony planners in Ponyville?!" Pinkie Pies enthusiasm grew more then it already was as she bounced towards Cheese Sandwich. "What can be more perfect?!"

"I'll tell you what." Rainbow Dash said as she looked down at Pinkie and Cheese from the air. "Making this party epic! 'Cause this isn't just any birthday. It's also the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville!"

"Wow really?" Lincoln asked, having never heard this particular information before. "Well congrats Rainbow! That really is a big deal!"

"Good heavens, Rainbow Dash. It's your Birth- Aversary!" "Rarity said to her blue Pegasus friend with a wide smile.

"Excatly!" Rainbow said with her hooves crossed and a smirk on her face. "So what do you say, party planners?"

"Oh, I think we can do it!" Pinkie excitedly said as she bounced up and down.

"Oh, I don't think so!" Cheese Sandwich said, getting gasp from Rainbow and Pinkie. "I know so!" Suddenly Cheese Sandwich stopped speaking in the tough and low sounding voice he'd been speaking in all this time and threw off his hat and poncho letting everyone see that he wore a yellow shirt, had orange fur that was a slightly darker shade then Applejack's own fur, and a poufy brown mane and tail with his cutie mark being a grilled cheese sandwich split in half.

"After all…" And before anyone had time to react, Cheese Sandwich started singing.

Cheese Sandwich:

The super-duper party pony–that pony is me!

I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be!

Pinkie Pie:

Me too!

"C'mon ponies!" Cheese Sandwich enthusiastically encouraged as he danced around. "Who here likes to party!?"

"Uuuuuuuuh…" Lincoln let out as he stared at Cheese Sandwich with widened eyes. As soon as the party stallion started to sing and talk in his normal voice…Lincoln swore he's heard him somewhere before.

Cheese Sandwich:

When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play!

Pinkie Pie:

Like me!

Cheese Sandwich:

But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day"

Pinkie Pie:

As if!

Cheese Sandwich:

But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves!

Pinkie Pie:

Uh-huh!

Cheese Sandwich:

The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove!

Pinkie Pie:

You know it!

"Ok seriously, where have I heard this guy before?" Lincoln said with a frustrated tone getting a strange look from Wendy in response.

Cheese Sandwich:

The super-duper party pony–that pony is me!

Pinkie Pie:

And me!

Cheese Sandwich:

You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!

Pinkie Pie:

Uh, Pinkie?

Cheese Sandwich:

My parties are all off the hook

I never plan them by the book

I start out fun, then whoopsie-daisy

Everybody just gets crazy!

Bored of snacks made by your mom?

How about a giant party bomb?

Huge piñatas filled with cake

Or dive into my fruit punch lake!

The super-duper party pony–that pony is me

You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese

Oh, when I throw a Cheese party, be sure to not be lame

And miss my pie fights, wacky kites, and streamers in your mane

Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts, and brie fondue delight

You know that with Cheese Sandwich, you'll be partying all night!

"Come on everypony! Lets party down with Cheese!" Rainbow Dash encouraged everypony as they all took off after Cheese Sandwich. All with the exception of Pinkie Pie, Lincoln, and Wendy.

"You're really a certified party pony?" Fluttershy asked the orange Stallion.

"That's right! That's my guarantee!" Cheese Sandwich confirmed for the yellow Pegasus. "The super-duper party pony–that pony is me-e-e-e-e!"

"But what about the super party pony named Pinkie...?" Pinkie sang sadly as she watched all of Ponyville, including her best friends, carry Cheese Sandwich off while cheering for said pony.

"Aw, poor Pinkie Pie." Wendy said with sympathy towards the pink party pony. "I can't believe they all just ditched her like that."

"So much for the element of Loyalty Rainbow…" Lincoln dryly said as he watched said Pegasus float along with the crowd of ponies cheering for Cheese Sandwich. "No way that super familiar sounding pony can compare to Pinkie when it comes to party planning."

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Wendy asked as she smirked at Lincoln.

Lincoln simply returned the smirk and nodded as the two walked up to Pinkie Pie with Lincoln saying. "Come on Pinkie, don't let that get ya down." The Ultimatrix user told the pink mare as she looked up sadly at the two humans. "You just gotta show em you're a much better party planner then that Cheese Sandwich…pfft ok I can't take anyone with a name like that seriously."

"You really think so…" Pinkie sadly asked as her mane deflated a bit.

"Totally!" Wendy cheered with a beaming smile. "And if you need help me and Lincoln will be more than happy to hand a couple hands!"

Just then Lincoln snapped his fingers as an idea came to him as he rolled up his hoodie sleeved and activated the Ultimatrix turning into…

"Ditto!" Announcing his name in a cartoony voice, Ditto immediately started doing what he did best and started splitting up until there was a dozen Ditto's.

"Or how about a dozen hands!" All the Ditto's said in unison.

Pinkie Pie looked at the small Ditto brigade in front of her and suddenly gained a wide smile followed by a squeaky sound as her mane puffed up back to normal. "Alright! We're gonna plan the most super-mega-ultra-amazing-awesome-party Equestria has ever seen!"

"Pinkie yes Pinkie!" Wendy and all the Ditto's said in unison before huddling up and discussing a plan.


With Twilight, she was currently walking towards the Sugarcube Corner while levitating a couple of flags in the shape of Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark with her magic. Twilight was hoping to get the three of them to help Cheese Sandwich plan Rainbow Dash's party.

So far it was going great and Cheese Sandwich was pulling out all the stocks. Fancy banners with Rainbow's face, flags of her Cutie Mark, lighting bolt streamers in all different colors, rainbow lights. Pretty much rainbow everything.

All of which gained Rainbow Dash's seal of approval.

"Hey Lincoln, Pinkie, Wendy! Are you all he-What the?" Upon arriving at the Sugarcube Corner. Twilight saw a giant tarp barrier around the bakery and then some, completely hiding what was beyond the tarp. However, Twilight could hear the construction being down from inside as well as many cartoony voices speaking at once.

"Move that over there!"

"We need more gelatin mix!"

"Has anyone seen the jackhammer?"

"Ow! My toe!"

"What's going on?" Twilight asked as she was about to walk past the tarp only for two Ditto's too come up wearing suits and sunglasses to block her path. "Uh, hey guys whats going on?"

"I'm afraid that's classified information." The first Ditto said as he crossed his arms behind his back.

"We're working on Rainbow's Birth- Aversary party." The second Ditto said afterward, getting a slap to the back of the head from the first Ditto.

"What part of classified don't you get doofus!" The first Ditto scolded his clone.

"But wait, Cheese Sandwich is working on Rainbow's party." Twilight told the two Ditto's, with the clones simply rolling their eyes behind their sunglasses. "That's actually wanted to talk with you, Wendy and Pinkie about. I was wondering if you'd all help us and Cheese Sandwich."

"Oh I'm sorry what was that?" The second Ditto asked as he put a hand to his ear. "I can't hear you over you and your friends ditching Pinkie Pie and making her days of hard work go to waste."

"Oh…" Twilight let out a sigh as she saw where this was going. "Ok, look, I'm sorry we just left Pinkie behind like that. We shouldn't have done that. But when it comes to the party, it is kinda Rainbow's party and she should be the one to chose who works on it and how it is. Plus, the party could be even better if Pinkie and Cheese come together to work on it."

"Hmph, you worry about your little party, and we'll work on ours." The first Ditto sternly told Twilight, refusing to let the purple Alicorn past.

Twilight took a deep breath through her nose before running a hoof across her face. "Look, Lincoln, I just wanna ask you or Wendy a quick favor, we need help getting something together so we can make it work for the party."

"Well have you tried working the shaft?" The first Ditto joked with a smirk and snarky tone.

Twilight was not amused one bit.

"You know what…never mind. We'll figure it out." Twilight said as her patience wore thin and she just decided to turn around and start walking away with an annoyed look on her face. "Good luck with your thing."

"…Just know, I thought it was funny." The second Ditto told his clone with a smile on his face.

"Thanks man. You're always there for me." The first Ditto thanked his clone.


Back at the area Cheese Sandwich was preparing his party for Rainbow Dash, quite a spread was set out as the area was filled with Rainbow Dash themed decorations, long tables filled with food and all sorts of deserts and even a chocolate fountain.

And meanwhile Cheese Sandwich, now wearing a different type of cowboy hat along with his rubber chicken companion, was walking around making sure everything was done right while Rarity and Applejack followed close behind him. "I must say I marvel at your superior party planning expertise, Cheese Sandwich." Rarity complimented the stallion followed up by a giggle.

"Well, they don't call him the super-duper party planner for nothin'." Applejack followed up.

And then after a little while longer, everything was complete. All the decorations have been set up, the good, the games, it was officially party time. "Totally awesome!" Rainbow Dash cheered as he looked at all the multi-colored lights in the shape of a lightning bolt set up.

Applejack then walked up to a spot light set up near the stage and turned it on causing it to shine rainbow lights into the sky with the light shaping itself at the end of it to make Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark appear high in the sky. "Huh. Best I've ever seen." Applejack stated as she looked up at the light.

"I can't believe it!" Twilight said in amazement as she just watched Cheese Sandwich finish up an ice sculpture of Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark.

Just then, everypony in the area suddenly heard someone playing fanfare on the trumpets. All the ponies looked to the source and found two Dittos, causing Twilight to sigh as she could see where this was going. "Rainbow Dash…" The first Ditto began.

"You are hereby invited to the Sugarcube Corner for your ultra-special Birth-Aversary celebration!" The first Ditto told the rainbow themed Pegasus as he snapped his fingers. On cue to the snap, four more Ditto's suddenly came up to the scene carry a rainbow themed palanquin with a throne on it that had Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark on it.

"Oooooooo!" Rainbow Dash let out in awe as everypony silently gasped as they watched her fly over to the palanquin and sit down on the throne. "Oh that comfy."

"Your Birth- Aversary crown my lady." The second Ditto that came along to play the fanfare with the first one said in a regal voice as he placed a rainbow-colored crown on Rainbow's head.

"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Rainbow said as she adjusted her crown and leaned back in the throne. "Alright, I guess I should at least see what Pinkie's done. Onward Lincoln clones!"

"Rainbow, yes Rainbow!" The Ditto's holding the palanquin lifted it up along with Rainbow Dash and started taking her to where they, Pinkie, and Wendy worked on her party.

"I think I'll tag along to!" Cheese Sandwich said with a smile. "This sounds really interesting!"

"I swear to God I'll find out why you sound familiar." The first Ditto said with a determined look as Cheese Sandwich followed up.

"Should we go to?" Fluttershy asked as she, Applejack, Rarity, Spike, and Twilight grouped up.

"I don't see why not." Spike said with a shrug.

"Lets just hope it doesn't cause any problems." Twilight said with a worried tone as she feared things could quickly end up getting dicey if something goes wrong or basic competitive spirit gets involved.

So only did Cheese Sandwich and the remaining members of the Mane cast tag along, but all the ponies of Ponyville that were ready to join in on Rainbow Dash's party had also followed Rainbow Dash and her Ditto entourage too the Sugarcube corner.

Similar to what Twilight saw when she went there earlier, a giant tarp still bordered around the establishment, keeping whatever was behind it hidden. However, as ponies were either muttering what was possibly behind that with Cheese Sandwich simply looking on with a smile.

"So what's gonna happen?" Rarity asked as she put a hoof to her chin.

"Ya got me." Applejack said as she lifted her hat up to scratched her head for a brief moment. "Pinkie's never done something like this before. Then again she's never had Lincoln and Wendy help him out before."

"So when are we gonna get to the good stuff?" Rainbow Dash asked in an impatient tone from a top her Birth-Aversary throne.

Rainbow quickly got her answer as Wendy slipped through from under the top holding a rainbow-colored rope in her hands. Clapping her hands a few times to get everypony's attention, she cleared her throat before speaking up. "Attention everyone! May I present…Rainbow Dash's Birth-Aversary spectacular!"

Wendy then pulled the rope, bringing the tarp down…and everypony's jaw dropped at what they witnessed in front of them.

The area around the Sugarcube Corner and beyond that had turned into a complete party zone. The food tables were filled with all sorts of Rainbow themed treats like cupcakes with rainbow frosting, punch with sherbet ice cream in it, all sorts of Rainbow's favorite good, and the center piece being a large cake with a frosted picture of Rainbow Dash on it.

As for decorations, the top of the Sugarcube Corner had lights set up to create a silhouette of Rainbow Dash that flickered a different color every 5 seconds. Multiple flags were set up around the area with one side having Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark and the other half having her face. Similar to what Cheese Sandwich did, there was an ice sculpture of Rainbow Dash. In fact, looking up, they saw the clouds themselves were now in the shape of Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark.

As for activities, tons of stuff had been set up! There was a water slide of cherry punch, a stage set up for Karaoke, a green apple gelatin trampoline where two Ditto's were currently showing off its bounciness, a dunk tank where one Ditto was currently taunting and making fun of another group of Ditto's that were trying and failing to dunk him in the water, and a whole bunch of different party games that had Rainbow Dash's eyes sparkling from her throne.

"This. Is. AWESOME!" Rainbow Dash cheered as she zipped out of her throne and started flying around the area. "I've never seen a jello trampoline before! Is that sherbet ice cream punch?! Do I smell hayfries?! Is that cherry punch in the water slide!"

"So, how's that for a party?" Wendy directed at Twilight with a smug smile on her face and her arms crossed. Twilight's only response was a sigh and an eyeroll.

"Wow!" Cheese Sandwich let out with a smile and an impressed tone. "I gotta say, this is all a really impressive set up! Who did this?"

"I did Cheese Sandwich!"

Suddenly the door to Sugarcube Corner slammed open and out from it stepped out Pinkie Pie looking right into Cheese Sandwich's eyes. Everypony was silent was they watched the pink pony march outside and come close to Cheese Sandwich. "Alright Cheese Sandwich." Pinkie Pie said as she stood a few yards away from the Stallion. "I'll admit, your party planning skills are impressive. But only one pony can hold the title of Super Party Pony and plan Rainbow Dash's party. So, to get to be the Pony that hold that honor, I challenge you…"

"TO A GOOF OFF!"

The rest of the Mane cast gasped in response as Fluttershy ducked down and covered her head. "Not a Goof-Off!" Fluttershy gasped out.

"…Uh…what's a Goof-Off?" Applejack asked Fluttershy in a confused tone.

"I have no idea." Fluttershy admitted to the farm pony with a sheepish smile.

Cheese Sandwich returned Pinkie's challenging look as he put on a fez and went back to speaking in his deeper voice. "This Cheese has stood alone for a long time, Pinkie Pie." Cheese Sandwich said as he narrowed his eyes at the pink mare in front of him. "You think you can out-goof me."

"Oh, I don't think so." Pinkie Pie said in an all to causal tone before raising her voice. "I KNOW so! And the stakes are high Cheese Sandwich. Whoever wins will be dubbed the Ultimate Super Duper Party Pony and headline the Rainbow Birth-Aversary Bash!"

"And the loser?" Twilight asked.

"Doesn't!" Pinkie Pie stated.

"Ooooo! Things just got real!" A Ditto said as he pulled out popcorn from somewhere and started eating and watching the scene in front of him as everypony around him gasped.

"So, are you in, Cheese?" Pinkie asked with a smirk as she poked Cheese Sandwich's chest. "Or are you…boneless?"

"Shots fired!" Wendy yelled from the backround.

"Nopony called me Boneless." Cheese stated before turning to his rubber chicken companion on his back. "Right Boneless?"

"…" Boneless, being a rubber chicken, said nothing.

"Then the Goof-Off is on for High Noon!" Pinkie announced as she raised her hoof in the air.

"Um, Pinkie." A Ditto told the pink party pony. "It's, uh, already 3."

"Oh, well then." Pinkie said with her usual tone and smile before going back to her challenging look towards Cheese Sandwich. "Then make the Goof-Off at 3:10 then!" With a challenging look sent into each other's eyes, Pinkie and Cheese went off to prepare for what would happen in 10 minutes.


10 MINUTES LATER

Everypony was gather around the center of town. They all gathered to see the event that was about to transpire. Facing off against each other was Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich, ready at any moment to start their Goof-Off for the honor of headlining Rainbow's party.

Pinkie was currently dressed in a comedically oversized cowboy hat with an arrow going through it, and sparkling blue cowboy boots. Meanwhile Cheese Sandwich had fuzzy elephant slippers on his front hooves, ugly mismatching socks on his hind hooves, and a snow hat with a fish on top of it.

As both party ponies stared each other down, a Ditto came up from behind Pinkie and started massages her shoulders. "Alright kid, this is the big event." Ditto told her in a trainer-like voice. "Give em everything ya got and don't pull your jokes."

"You got it coach!" Pinkie told Ditto with determination.

Just then Twilight walked between the two levitating a book with her magic. "Alright everypony, according to my official Goof-Off Rule Book…" Twilight announced as she opened the book up.

"She actually has a Goof-Off Rule Book?" Rainbow Dash whispered in disbelief at Twilight having something so…random.

"Are you kidding?" Spike told Rainbow with a smile as he nudged the Pegasus with his elbow. "Twilight can find a rule book for everything."

"The two competitors have free range to goof about - be it by singing, dancing, playing, prancing, joking, or performing - to make the judge chortle, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, hoot and holler, whoop it up, and party down." Twilight read directly from the book.

"Wow they really thought of everything for something like this." Wendy whispered as she munched on a cupcake she may or may not have swiped from the goody table.

"The funnier, sillier, wilder, and goofier, the better." Twilight finished reading before closing the book and turning the Birth-Aversary mare herself. "Rainbow Dash, since the winner will be headlining your party, you are the judge."

"Heh, big tense competition on my Birth-Aversary." Rainbow Dash said in an unsure and nervous tone. "What could be better?"

"Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, are you ready?" Twilight asked the two competitors.

"I was born ready!" Pinkie said as she stomped a hoof on the ground.

"I was ready before I was born!" Cheese Sandwich countered as he looked right into Pinkie's eyes.

"Then…" Twilight began as she started flying in the air. "Let the goofing begin!"

Twilight then flew away so the two competitors can face each other down. Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich then started bouncing and walking towards each other respectively with Rainbow Dash in the middle as the judge of the event.

Then, once they got to a certain distance, they begun!

Rainbow Dash watched as Cheese Sandwich started dancing around on his hind hooves while playing the accordion. This got a smile from Rainbow Dash, but Pinkie quickly countered by rolling on top of a ball on her hind legs while juggling cupcakes while wearing a mustache and propeller cap and singing.

Pinkie Pie:

It's your birthday party, a very special day

I've got a song, it won't take long, I just wanted to say

Happy, happy, happy, happy

Happy, happy, happy, happy

Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to you!

Pinkie finished up the song by tossing her cupcakes to Rainbow Dash who happily caught them with her mouth and ate them up before Pinkie took off her mustache and, with the wave off her hoof, suddenly made a cupcake with a little frosting sculpture of Rainbow Dash appear.

Suddenly Cheese Sandwich came come up rolling on a giant cheese wheel while stilling playing the accordion before jumping off and landing right next to Rainbow Dash, singing himself.

Cheese Sandwich:

If you wanna be the life of the party

But you're feeling just a little uptight

Call the doctor, beg and plead

"Doctor, tell me what I need"

Try to put a little cheese in your knees!

Cheese Sandwich then finished up his turn by dancing around with cheese wedges attached to his hind hooves.

Just then a giant fish hook came down from above and scoop Rainbow Dash up and reeled up her and showed Pinkie Pie in a basket with a punch of balloons attached to it and keeping it afloat. Rainbow Dash then flew in front of Pinkie as she began singing again.

Pinkie Pie:

Bubbles and balloons, bubbles and balloons

What's a birthday party without bubbles and balloons?

Star-shaped or trapezoid, look what I can do

Only Pinkie Pie can make a bubble shaped like you!

Pinkie showed off her skills by making balloons in the shape she sung as well as blowing a Rainbow Dash shaped buddle.

Rainbow Dash was now smiling widely and was about to start laughing, but just then Cheese Sandwich pulled her away and onto the roof of the Ponyville capital and started flopping around and encouraging Rainbow to do the same.

Cheese Sandwich:

Just let yourself go floppy, for now this is your chance

Pretend you have no bones and do the rubber chicken dance!

"Hit it Boneless!" Cheese Sandwich said as he gestured to his rubber chicken companion who was suddenly on top of a stage and flopping around just like Cheese Sandwich was.

"I'm frightened." Lincoln, who was now human again, stated after he watched the display and was slightly unnerved about it.

Pinkie then took her turn as she jumped on top of a trampoline to meet Rainbow Dash at the top of the structure she was on.

Pinkie Pie:

Cooler than a rubber chicken and tastier than cake

Come on, you, let's party down and do the Gummy shake!

Rainbow Dash then flew down to Pinkie after said mare stopped bouncing on the trampoline and pointed to where her pet alligator was. "Hit it, Gummy! Uh-huh! You know it! Shake it!"

"Aaaw." Wendy let out as the alligator did what it did best. Standing there doing nothing.

Rainbow Dash smiled widely nevertheless before suddenly a large cheese wheel was placed on her head as Cheese Sandwich picked her up and set her on a throne that sat upon a large cheese themed floated and handed Rainbow a scepter with a cheese wheel at the end of it.

Cheese Sandwich:

'Cause I like to make you smile, smile, smile

Yes I do

It fills my heart with sunshine all the while

Yes it does

'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile

From these happy friends of mine

"That's MY song!" Pinkie Pie clamed as she suddenly appeared from under one of the large slices of cheese on the float.

"What do you mean?" Cheese Sandwich asked with a smile. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

"THAT'S IT!" Pinkie Pie yelled angrily at the Stallion before pulling out her party cannon and aiming it right at cheese and gaining her usual smile back…supposedly.

Pinkie Pie:

Roll out the party cannon

When you hear the party cannon song

Ka-BOOM!

Pinkie proceeded to blow a small puff of confetti right at Cheese Sandwich before entering the cannon herself and blasting herself in the sky.

Cheese responded by putting on a helmet and jumping on top of a rather large cannon that had its barrel extended out right in front of Rainbow Dash causing her to look right inside.

Cheese Sandwich:

Why should you compromise? Try this one on for size

'Cause nothing quite says cheer like the ringing in your ear

Of the cheese supreme cannonball surprise!

Rainbow Dash gained a panicked look as the Cheese's cannon shot a large amount of confetti and…pelicans at Rainbow Dash point plank and sent the rainbow themed Pegasus flying and not in the way she preferred.

But when Rainbow stopped, she looked behind her and her jaw dropped when she saw Pinkie standing on top of a large cake made of confetti that was taller then any structure Ponyville had.

Pinkie Pie:

¡Dale, dale, dale

No pierdas el tino!

Porque si lo pierdes

¡Pierdes el camino!

However, as Pinkie finished her song, one of the pelicans that was shot out of Cheese party tank as it should have been called landed on the very top of the confetti cake. This extra weight caused the cake to fall from the crane that supported it and land right on top of Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow!" All her friends called out in concern for their friend. Due to the light weight material, Rainbow Dash didn't appear to be hurt but it still caused her lower half to be stuck.

Pinkie saw this as she landed on the ground and suddenly her eyes glowed like a rainbow as she realized what she has done. "Rainbow's not having the best party ever!" Pinkie Pire gasped out. "I... I broke the Pinkie Party Promise! Stop! The goof off is off!"

Everypony watching muttered in confusion as Wendy lifted up the confetti cake Rainbow Dash was stuck under, freeing the Pegasus as both she and Cheese Sandwich walked up to Pinkie Pie. "But I haven't named a winner." Rainbow Dash stated.

"You don't have to. I forfeit." Pinkie Pie said, getting gasp from her friend. "Which means...Cheese Sandwich wins."

Cheese Sandwich laughed for a bit…but then realized Pinkie was serious and gained a mixed of a confused and surprised look with a tone to match. "I do?"

"Yes." Pinkie Pie confirmed with a nod. "Yes. You get to headline Rainbow Dash's party."

"But what about you Pinkie?" Wendy asked in a concerned tone for her best pony friend.

"I…" Pinkie sniffled as tears built up and fell from her eyes. "Don't."


A half an hour later, Pinkie could be seen near the outskirts of Ponyville loading up all of her stuff into a cart. With Cheese Sandwich around as the new super party pony, there was no need for a second-rate party planner like her around anymore. She figured she should either head back to her family's rock farm or…somewhere else. She didn't know yet. She'll figure it out as she goes.

"Pinkie! Wait!" Stopping Pinkie Pie from making her trip out of town was the voice of the Birth-Aversary mare herself Rainbow Dash as well as the rest of her friends running up to her. "I'm sorry I got all swept away by Cheese Sandwich." Rainbow apologized as she flew in front of Pinkie.

"We all are." Twilight said as Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy came up from behind Twilight and voiced their apologizes to Pinkie.

"Me and Lincoln have some blame as well…" Wendy admitted while rubbing her arm.

"Instead of talking about it like civil people we encouraged you to make a competition out of it." Lincoln said as he sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "That's our B."

"Sorry Pinkie." Spike apologized as he walked up to the pink pony.

"No. I'm sorry I let my pride get in the way of you having the best Birth-Aversary ever." Pinkie apologized to Rainbow Dash in a saddened tone. "Cheese Sandwich really is a super-duper party planner, and he'll be a terrific headliner. I should've been a big enough pony to admit that and let you have your day."

"But don't you get it?" Rainbow Dash said to the pink mare as she flew right in front of Pinkie's face. "You're both super-duper party ponies. Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony, but you're Ponyville's permanent party pony. Nopony could ever take your place, and we could never have a party without you." To emphasize her point, everyone joined in giving Pinkie Pie a group hug.

"Rainbow Dash is right." Looking forward, everyone saw Cheese Sandwich standing in front of them holding the original cowboy hat he had on when they first met him to his chest and giving Pinkie an apologetic look. "I never meant to take your place in Ponyville. I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie."

"Why me?" Pinkie Pie asked in confusion.

"Well…" Cheese Sandwich then started to sing a song…

Cheese Sandwich:

I fear I told a little fib about my pony past

I hope that when you hear the truth, you will not be aghast

I wasn't quite the super party pony like I claimed

The fact is that I was so shy, nopony knew my name

I stumbled into Ponyville one afternoon by chance

And found the biggest ever celebration party dance

Everything was perfect, cheer was filling up the place

And I saw that everypony had a smile upon their face

I vowed that day to change my life, the past I did set free

For now Cheese Sandwich was a party pony full of glee

A super-duper party pony - that's what I became

I traveled all Equestria, and all did know my name

But that never would have happened on my own, I'll tell you why

For the one who threw that party, it was you, Pinkie Pie

"Me?" Pinkie Pie asked in a surprise tone.

"Yes!" Cheese confirmed with a nod and bright smile.

"Hah, really?!" Pinkie Pie asked again in a more excited tone.

"Really!" Cheese Sandwich confirmed yet again with sparkling eyes.

"So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower?" Pinkie asked once more while bouncing around Cheese Sandwich.

"Swear on Camembert!" Cheese Sandwich said before Rainbow Dash blew between the two party ponies.

"Enough with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two." Rainbow Dash cut them off from saying anything else. "It's my Birth-Aversary, and you gotta throw me a bash!"

"Yeah!" Pinkie Pie said with her enthusiasm for party planning back happier and peppier than ever.

"Let's go!" Cheese Sandwich told his fellow party pony as the two went off to combine their party planning talents to make a party all of Equestria would remember for a long time.

Pinkie and Cheese:

Super duper party ponies - that is me and you

A party thrown by one is good, but not as great as two

Come on and let's join forces, have twice the expertise

Now let's all go to the party planned by Pinkie Pie and Cheese!


That night, the celebration was in full swing. Pinkie and Cheese combined efforts along with the stuff the two of them had put together alone met the party was 100 times what it was originally going to be with either pony working on it by themselves at least!

Everypony was laughing, cheering, and eating and just having a great time.

Finally, two spots lights turned on and aimed themselves at the stage that was set up with Cheese Sandwich, no wearing a top hat and blue bow tie, peaking his head out of the curtains with a microphone in hoof. "All right, everypony!" Cheese Sandwich announced as he walked onto the stage. "We are here to celebrate the birthday..."

"And anniversary!" Pinkie Pie added in as she appeared next to Cheese Sandwich, also wearing a top hat and blue bow tie.

"Of Rainbow Dash!" The two-party ponies announced in unison as suddenly a blue gift box floated into the air with Rainbow Dash emerging from it wearing a party hat.

"Hey, everypony!" Rainbow Dash shouted to the crowd as the spotlight shined down on her. "Who's ready to get their party on?! Hit it!"

Cheese Sandwich then handed Pinkie the mic as the pink mare started to dance and sing on stage.

Pinkie:

Get your hooves up, party's starting out right now

Everypony, everypony get down

Time to make a wish, better make it right now

It's been a year and today is your birthday party

Make a wish, it's your birthday

Make a wish, it's your birthday party

Make a wish, it's your birthday

Make a wish, it's your birthday party

At the end of the song, a giant cake was brought up for Rainbow with the Pegasus blowing the top candle out the old-fashioned way and then proceeded to snuff the rest of the flames by flying around them and letting the wind she made do the trick.

"Ah sure hope there ain't no stallion dancer popping out of it." Applejack said in an uncomfortable tone due to the image of said event possibly happening.

"Cheese Sandwich asked." Lincoln stated with crossed arms causing Applejack's eyes to widen. "But he couldn't afford me."

A little later, after everypony had cake, Cheese Sandwich could be seen leaning against a tree munching on a cupcake as Rainbow Dash flew up to him. "Cheese Sandwich! Oh, I gotta tell ya, you and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday/anniversary super combo ever!" Rainbow Dash praised the party stallion. "Hah, it's totally-"

"Epic?" Cheese Sandwich finished for Rainbow with a grin.

"Yeah! It is!" Rainbow Dash said as she did a loop-de-loop.

"That's all I needed to hear, little filly." Cheese Sandwich said, using his deep cowboy voice as he put on a black fedora. The orange Earth Pony then walked up to Pinkie as she was writing in the friendship journal and sent a little wooden box over to her. "Just a little memento of my visit."

Pinkie opened the box and gasped when she saw it was none other then Boneless, Cheese Sandwich's rubber chicken. As Pinkie looked at it, the rubber chicken glowed like a rainbow as Pinkie said. "You're giving me your special rubber chicken friend?" Pinkie Pie asked, feeling a little guilty about Cheese giving her his little rubber friend.

"Oh, he's not the only one." Cheese Sandwich said as reached into his saddle bag and pulled out another rubber chicken that had a big red two on its belly. "Well, Boneless Two, another job well done. But it's time we mosey along. Another town, another party."

"Wait, wait, wait, wait! Before you go!" Lincoln said as he ran up to Cheese Sandwich, briefly stopping him from leaving as Wendy, Spike, and the rest of the mane 6 gather around him, Pinkie, and Rainbow. "I need to ask you something."

"Oh, sure!" Cheese Sandwich said with a smile. "What is it?"

"…We're you ever a ghost in a top hat?" Lincoln asked that of all things, getting strange looks from everypony except Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich.

"Hmmmmm," Cheese Sandwich thought as he put a hoof to his chin. "No I don't believe so."

"…A super unlucky kid with a backpack with infinite storage?"

"Nope!"

"An alien space God?"

"Don't think so."

"A doctor with a clown wig?"

"Hehe, sounds like something I would dress as but not something I was."

"A wizard who draws power from math?"

"Sounds fun! But nope!"

"A super smart banana?"

"Can't say so."

"A singing squid?"

"Nopedy, nopedy!"

"…A transforming robot?"

"Now that's cool! But I wasn't."

"Huh…I'm out of question." Lincoln embarresingly admitted. "Sorry its just, you sound so familiar for some reason."

"Oh don't worry about it!" Cheese Sandwich reassured the Loud boy with a smile. "Well, I hope we can all meet again someday. Goodbye everypony!"

"Goodbye!" Everypony said in unison as they watched Cheese Sandwich walk away.

"You know…" Pinkie Pie said, getting everypony else's attention. "I never did get that pony's name."

"Cheese Sandwich!" Everypony told Pinkie in unison in an annoyed tone. All except Lincoln was still deep in thought.

"Hehe, oh yeah." Pinkie giggled as she looked at the rubber chicken sitting on top of her head.

"Wait! I got it!" Lincoln suddenly shouted with a wide smile, getting a quick scare out of everypony for the sudden outburst. "He sounds exactly like-"


THE HUMAN WORLD

In the human world, in the kitchen for Cantorlot High, the human versions of Pinkie Pie and Granny Smith could be seen together with Granny Smith handing Pinkie a large wooden spoon and a bowl of batter. "Just remember." Granny Smith told the pink skinned girl as she briefly stirred the bowl of batter with the spoon as a demonstration. "The most important thing about sugar butter cocoa cookies is to fold your batter. To march arm turning will make your cookies harder than a lump of coal."

Pinkie Pie nodded and took the bowl of batter and spoon from Granny Smith and proceeded to stir the batter in just the way Applejack's granny told her to. As she was doing this, the human version of Rainbow Dash suddenly walked up to Pinkie Pie and spoke to the party girl. "Come on Pinkie, you promised you'd help me find a drummer for my band." The rainbow haired girl hold Pinkie.

"I guess I can fold a little faster." Pinkie said as the faster she got done helping Granny Smith with her cookies, the faster she can go on to help Rainbow Dash. A big smile then came to Pinkie's face as an idea came to her as she looked rummaged around the kitchen supplies a little bit and grabbed another wooden spoon as well as a second bowl of batter.

"Some people just don't get how hard it is for someone to use both hands the way a drummer can." Rainbow Dash ranted as she leaned against the counter.

"I'll bet!" Pinkie said as she expertly used both of her hands to stir and fold each bowl of batter. Even managed to lift them up into the air a bit. However, Pinkie then made the mistake of accidently throwing the bowls into the air and when Granny Smith looked back at the noise, she saw an annoyed Rainbow Dash and sheepish Pinkie with batter on their heads.

Later into the day, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash had a large banner set near the soccer field and were about to start working on it. "Now, it's important that we make our banner look awesome!" Rainbow Dash told Pinkie as she picked up a paint brush. "So feel free to use as much glitter as you want."

Pinkie needn't here more and disappeared in a pink blur. Not aware Pinkie was gone, Rainbow Dash spoke up again. "My drummer can't just be anybody."

"Oh of course not!" Pinkie said as she returned with a giant can of glitter, about as big a drum. Pinkie then turned the can upside down and started tapping at the bottom, getting glitter onto the banner all the while making a toe tapping rhythm on the glitter can.

"They need to have the right instincts ya know." Rainbow Dash said as she painted on the banner.

"Totally!" Pinkie agreed as she held the glitter can between her legs and started drumming on the bottom to unleash even more glitter!

However, in the direction she was sending out glitter, it ended up not only getting on the sign, but leaving a very annoying purple glitter covered Rainbow Dash lightly glaring at Pinkie.

Now in the lunchroom, Pinkie and Rainbow were now sitting with Applejack and Rarity at the table. Fluttershy was currently still getting her lunch and Wallflower said she was going to give Sunset Shimmer her lunch with the yellow skinned girl having refused to eat lunch anywhere else other then hidden under the bleachers in the auditorium ever since the Fall Formal.

"I need someone with a lot of…energy!" Rainbow Dash told her friends as she was still struggling to find a drummer for her band.

"Absolutely!" Pinkie Pie completely agreed as she stirred her milk with a spoon with the powder she put in it turning it pink. Just then Pinkie Pie smiled widely as an idea came to her and she grabbed her sppon and fork and started tapping them all over her lunch tray and other stuff in front of her, getting into a rhythm.

"And I mean a lot of it!" Rainbow Dash said, oblivious to Pinkie's antics. "Not just energy but excitement, enthusiasm."

However, she and everyone else became aware of Pinkie's little game she started drumming around so hard that it was shaking the table. "Pinkie!" Applejack scolded the pink girl as she grabbed Pinkie's utensil's to stop her.

"Whaaaaat." Pinkie Pie asked, not to happy her rhythm got cut short. However, she soon gained it back as she pulled away from Applejack and start tapping against the table again but then sped off started doing her thing all over the place.

"They need to be able to carry the whole band on their shoulders." As Rainbow said this, Pinkie came by and drummed over her, electing an annoyed growl from Rainbow as she stood up and sent Pinkie and angry look. "PINKIE!"

However, Rainbow Dash looked and saw Pinkie drumming all over Rarity and Applejack with Applejack not taking to kindly to it and Rarity trying to cover her face and said. "We've got to find an outlet for all that energy."

DING!

A lightbulb went off in Rainbow's head as an idea came to her.

Pinkie Pie could now be seen in the Cantorlot High Music Room with a pair of drum sticks in hand as she proceeded to actually play on a pair of drums! Quite well to as Rainbow, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Wallflower watched as Pinkie went to town on the drums.

In fact, they all watched in amazement as Pinkie started glowing pink as a pair of pony ears appeared on her head and her hair extended out to a large pony tail. But despite this and even floating into the air, Pinkie never stopped playing and kept up the beat.

Finally, she finished off by slamming the two front drums and looked at her friend while heavily panting and her hair now all frizzy.

"Wherever did you get the idea to put Pinkie on drums?" Rarity asked in an impressed tone.

"I don't know." Rainbow Dash said with a rather smug smile. "Guess I just have a sense for these things."

Pinkie Pie then played a quick rim shot as she gave a toothy smile to her friends.


I had fun with this one! Pinkie is my favorite of the Mane 6 and I always enjoy writing her.

Now, I said I wasn't pairing up Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich in this story and I'm sticking to that. I really don't have anything against it its just kinda...boring. What I mean by that is that relationships where both partners have near identical personalities isn't really interesting and doesn't offer a lot for development.

Having different personalities or even opposite personalities offer for far more interesting reactions and of course development. For example some of my favorite pairings are Sucy x Akko from Little Witch Academia, Lincoln x Haiku from Loud House, and of course, Applejack x Rarity. There's just so much more to work with when the characters in a ship have totally different personalities.

Speaking of development, there really wasn't any for Pinkie and Cheese. Cheese only appeared in two episodes and neither of which really set up some sort of romantic connection between the two. So in the finale episode where it showed that they were married, it honestly didn't feel satisfying or anything like that, at least imo. Just another reason I find the finale episode to be garbage. But that's besides the point. For this story, I have a different pairing in mind for Pinkie that I think will be a lot of fun as me and my best friend/co-writer Petrus have already thought of a ton of stuff for it.

And just to tell everyone, its already been hinted at who I will pair Pinkie up with.

And no, its not Spike.

Alright, that's pretty much everything I had to say, so remember to fav, follow, and leave a review and stay tuned for the next chapter...

"Filli Vanilli"