I do not own Invader Zim
The Membrane Household
Dib was looking out his monitors at Zim's house. "Its been a week since Zim last made a move..."
"Dib relax" Gaz said looking up from her game "Last time you freaked out like this, you became a chair"
"I CAN'T relax, Gaz!" Dib shot up from his seat "Do you recall the last time Zim went AWOL?"
"You mean...a week ago? Yes I do" Gaz said. "I also remember the previously mentioned Dib-chair and his major plan involving stealing an old clown dog doll from our living room"
"Its the principle of the thing!" Dib yelled "Who knows what his next plan could be!? He could replace all the drinking water with toilet water! Or replace our radio waves with microwaves! Or!"
"He could be banging his head against the wall?" Gaz looks at the screen
"Yes! He could...wait what?" He looks as well. Through the monitor, they see Zim slamming his face into his home wall...rapidly. "That...isn't what I had in mind..."
"Is he...okay?' Gaz tilted her head. She may not LIKE the guy but she didn't want him to go brain dead "Should we...go check on him?"
"I guess...? WAIT!" Dib yelled "What if this is another TRAP!? He could be luring us into a false sense of pity then WHAM! Right in the noggin!"
"I'm going to ignore the fact you just said 'noggin' in a serious sentence" Gaz said "And say that if it is, we kick him between the legs and run away." Dib hissed at the action described but nods as they head out to the alien's house
"Zim?" Dib asked with a stick in hand "I'm curious why you are bashing your face in but i'm still ready to defend myself if-"
"DOOMED!" Zim yells, making the two humans flinch
"Um...what?" Gaz asked
"I said...DOOMED!" Zim yells again before going back to slamming his face into the wall.
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SLAM!
SLAM!
SLAM!
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"...you...want to tell us what happened...or?" Dib asked
"NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX WHAT HAPPENED DIB-STINK!" Zim yelled, his forehead having a giant bruise. GIR poked his head out the window
"Mastah he don't have beeswax" Gir said "Do ya?"
"No I don't..." Dib says
"See!" GIR giggles. Gaz rolls her eyes
"Just tell us why your 'doomed' or whatever" She said. Zim growls and looks at the purple haired girl, who returns his glare tenfold
"Grr...fine!" He gives in and lets them into his base
"WHAT!?" Dib yells at the story
"Does Zim need to repeat himself!?" Zim yelled back. "My entire mission is a fraud! My tallests kicked me out like a very ugly smeet! Now they are coming to destroy me!...oh and the Earth too"
"I see...and this is after they steal the waffles?" Gaz asked. Zim nods.
"Do you see now Dib-Stink? Gaz-Human? Zim has NOTHING anymore! Now please excuse me as I go back to bashing my head against the wall in attempt to get amnesia and forget all this stress" Zim says standing up and going back to bashing his head in. Gaz pulls Dib aside
"Dib...I think we should help him" She said
"What!? Why!?"
"You mean outside the fact they are going to destroy earth too?" She raises an eyebrow
"Well that's only after they kill him. So i'll just wait for that and-"
"Dib. LOOK at him!" Gaz yelled. They look at the alien
SLAM!
SLAM!
SLAM!
"He's HURTING Dib. He's broken and needs someone"
"Since when do you care about people? Let alone someone who has tried to kill both of us?" Dib asked
"Because I like to give out misery, not watch it" She said simply. "Also, I can have sympathy sometimes. Think about if someone you really looked up to called you worthless" She said. Dib thinks and has a quick flash of his father.
"...fine" He sighs, giving in. Gaz nods as they walk over to the alien and tap his shoulder
"You two are still here? WHY ARE YOU TWO STILL IN MY ALMIGHTY-!?"
"Zim we're going to help you" Gaz says
"...help me bash my face into the wall?"
"No" Dib says "We're gonna help you beat the irkans coming here"
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"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Zim laughs, holding his stomach. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Haha. Ha good one Dib-stink" Zim pats his shoulder "I believe I shall miss your cruel sense of humor the most"
"We're serious" Dib said. "If their coming here that means their MY enemy too. So just this once, lets put our differences aside and help each other"
"...what is your plot Dib-stink?" Zim asked
"To protect my world" He put simply.
"And how do you plan to do that? You barely managed to survive ZIM! Now you will have the whole of the Irkan Armada on your heiny"
"That's why we have you" Gaz said. "Come on. Don't you want to get back at those overgrown celery sticks?" She smirked. Zim ponders for a moment as he looks at the humans, then at gir...then at the indent he made in the wall.
"...very well then. ZIM WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!" He yelled. HE then began to wobble "Everything is spinning..." He falls backwards unconscious. The computer speaks up
"He simply fainted from to much bloodloss. I will contact you two when he awakens." It says to the humans, who nod and head out the door.