A/N: To everyone who has done a dear fanfiction story out there: plis no kill me for copyright. And I admit it. I did this because I saw someone else do it. No other reason.

Um, there will be mentions of some weird crap (inappropriate jokes/references/etc) so don't like, don't read.

04/02/2020 UPDATE: IMPORTANT PLEASE READ BEFORE STARTING FIC

I have gotten hate comments saying that people can support whatever ship they want. THAT IS NOT THE PURPOSE OF THE STORY. I am not calling out non-canon shippers. In fact, I support a few of the ships myself. This fic is just a big what-if. What if the demigods had access to and they could write letters to authors expressing their opinions? Don't you think that the demigods would feel this way? It's just to write in a better perspective of them. So please, no more hate comments. And if you don't like it, just don't read it. I AM NOT INSULTING NON-CANON SHIPS. I AM NOT BEING RUDE ABOUT THAT. THIS IS NOT A STORY CALLING OUT OTHER WRITERS.

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Dear Fanfiction,

Percy here. I have a question for all of you weird writers out there that think I should be with someone other than Annabeth. What makes you guys think that I should be anyone else's boyfriend?!

We've kissed each other countless times and said the words "I love you" more than there are Harry Potter stories on here. Why should you write about me x everyone in the Riordan universe? And there are those weird stories where you put in your own character and make me fall in love with them.

Also, what the f

Shoot. Annabeth told me not to write swears. I'm writing in pen so I can't erase it. I hope that asianboiwithmath will bleep that out.

Sorry, getting off track. What the heck is Percabeth? That... that ship name is absolutely disgusting. Annabeth says it's cute. Can't you guys be more creative? I've read some pretty creative stories so why can't you? Fricking mortals. So clueless.

Wait. That makes demigods half dumb. I'm ending this letter right here so I stop embarrassing myself.

Keep writing Percabeth stories, and nothing else,

your favorite demigod, Percy