Sheila: Gerald, I saw you troll someone last night. I told you to stop and you didn't listen to me! Well, you know what? I had no other alternative: I called the NSA to keep an eye on you.

Gerald: Oh Sheila, I know all about the NSA!

(Music Starts)

Gerald:
They'll be keeping damn close tabs on all the things you write and say.

Randy (Coming in through the door):
You are never free from supervision by the NSA.

Stuart (Coming in through the window):
You'll just have to leave the nation if you want to get away.

All:
There'll be no intermission
In the constant supervision

Gerald:
By the fellas at the fucking NSA!

Randy:
From your iPhone and your tablets to your brand new Xbox One.

Gerald:
They'll keep draining social networks till they're devoid of their fun.

Stuart:
Even though all of their efforts can't stop hicks from owning guns.

All:
Say goodbye amendment four
You've been thrown out of the door

Gerald:
By the fellas at the fucking NSA!

Gerald:
So much for laws regarding data protection.
Your porn will also give them a big erection…. cuz they'll also see it!

Make complaints and they will act as though they really are perplexed.

Randy:
And you'll groan inwardly cuz you know what they'll be saying next.

Stuart:
If you're innocent, why would you mind us watching you have sex?

All:
There is no understanding!
The intrusions they're demanding!

They're the fellas at the fucking NSA!

NSA Member (Clapping): Wow. What a great number. Well Mr. Broflovski, we're monitoring your computer behaviour from now on.

Gerald: Shit!

The End