The Sweet Spot

Everyone knows the premise of this episode already

It was almost seven am in the morning and everyone of the Loud sisters sans Lily were crowded outside of Vanzilla, glaring and arguing at Lincoln while he sat in the safety of the family van.

"Possession is nine tenths of the law," Lincoln jeered at them.

"You're gonna possess a bruise in a minute if you don't open the door," Lynn Jr. threatened while waving her fist at the white haired boy, but Lincoln remained unfazed.

But when the sisters continued demanding that each one deserves the sweet stop he realized they were disturbing the neighbors and panicked a little.

"This is not getting any better," he thought.

Suddenly Luan remembered the other door of the van had a broken lock. She decided to go around and open it but at that moment their mother Rita stormed out of the house towards the sisters steaming mad.

"What are you girls doing out here disturbing the neighbors, get back inside. I don't want anyone in this van until seven a.m," she screamed causing them to halt in their tracks.

The children hesitated in fear under her furious glare until she shouted, "NOW!" before walking back towards the house.

As the girls walked away Lori sneered at Lincoln, "Let's see you get the sweet spot now," then all the sisters began mocking him with mean spirited laughter as he stepped out of Vanzilla.

"You know what," Lincoln continued angrily. "I don't care about the seat anymore," then slammed the van door before ramming his right fist into the van door which made him wince in pain. He covered his mouth to prevent himself from screaming then headed inside.

7 am

Lincoln awakes upon hearing his sisters scream while running out of their bedrooms. Seconds later he looks out his bedroom window and watches Lynn and Lori wrestling on the front lawn while Lisa stands on the roof of Vanzilla bellowing while hitting her chest and Lana throwing something at Lisa before Lola tackles her to the ground. He looks on with satisfaction as his sisters fight each other viciously in the van then a few minutes later until the old vehicle falls apart.

Then both parents are looking out the window. Lynn Sr. starts getting hysterical about Vanzilla getting destroyed then Rita begins scolding the sisters by saying the road trip is off and as punishment for destroying Vanzilla they will stay on the couch for the entire weekend until they learn to get along.

The girls released a collective, "Awwww" before heading back inside, their battered bodies aching.

Lincoln gets back into bed, pulls his sheet over himself and says, "Thank goodness they don't know about the 'sweet spot' on the couch, it's near the stairs so you can get to the bathroom quicker.