Remember the Treehouse

By Shadowgate

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There was a knock at the door. Mark Cotswold answered the door and saw it was Kyle Broflavski.

Kyle told him "I'm here to see your sister even if you hate my guts."

Mark exhaled and told Kyle "well I can't stop my sister from dating. Looking back I don't know what came over me at the dance."

Mark let Kyle in and Kyle marched upstairs to Rebecca's room.

When he opened her door he found Rebecca listening to Craig Tucker's heart with a stethoscope.

Kyle yelled "what the fuck" and Rebecca took the stethoscope out of her ears.

Rebecca turned and said "oh Kyle!"

Kyle asked "what the hell is going on?"

Craig yelled back "what the fuck are you doing here Kyle?"

Kyle answered sternly "I'm here to see Rebecca."

Rebecca jumped in "well Kyle we hadn't seen each other since the third grade dance and since Craig and Tweek split up I started seeing Craig."

Kyle asked "how long have you been seeing Craig?"

Rebecca answered "this is my second day" and then she turned to face Craig telling him "your heart and lungs sound great Craig now say ahh."

Craig sticks his tongue out and says "ahh."

Kyle snapped "alright you two don't ignore me."

Suddenly Kyle heard laughing from outside the door.

Kyle turned around and said "well I wouldn't be laughing because your sister is now dating the boy who bullied you in school."

Mark Cotswell let out a scream then yelled "oh Kyle that was a major blow I feel less masculine now."

Mark sulked and went to his room.

Rebecca said "oh man Kyle we should definitely talk."

Craig immediately responded "I'll head on home now."

Craig put on his t-shirt and jacket and left Kyle alone with his most distant girlfriend.

Kyle took in a big breath and let it out in frustration before saying "I suppose I have myself to blame for dropping contact with you for so long but then the gender war happened and I knew you were isolated from it."

Rebecca lowered her head and stated "I also have myself to blame for being a total Goddamn slut. When your parents keep you isolated and the only thing you're allowed to watch is the fucking 700 Club that makes daddy's girl turn into a naughty rebellious girl."

Kyle smiled and said "I'll never forget the first time we played doctor. Your fucking dad walked in on us. Although now it's clear the chemistry between us has died out."

Rebecca's eyes became watery and she said "I agree."

A few minutes later Kyle left the Cotswold Residence.

The next day at school Kyle was getting books out of his locker when he felt a hand on his shoulder.

He turned around and saw it was Bebe.

He didn't know what to think and he asked her "Bebe what the hell are you doing?"

Bebe answered "oh I heard from that bad boy Craig Tucker that you broke it off with your old flame Rebecca."

Kyle brushed Bebe's hand away and he asked "what's it to you?"

Bebe answered "during the gender war Clyde and I broke it off. Even before that we were having our issues. Now that both of us are available I hope we can start dating again."

Kyle snapped "again! What do you mean again when we never dated before?"

Bebe replied "oh no, remember the treehouse?"

Kyle's face had a look of shock on it.

Bebe soon had a cheerful smile on her face and said to Kyle "I hope we can have a date after school today."

As Bebe turned to walk to class Kyle put his hand on her shoulder and said "it's a date for sure" and then he pulled her in for a kiss.

THE END