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Reality Viewing: Nora's A Mommy

-Chapter 2-

"So, let me see if I got this straight," Glynda muttered as her gaze drifted from the menu screen currently on the television, which just so happened to be showing a photo of her grading papers with a napping Naruto on her lap, to students seated around the room. "You were given a book of unknown origin from an unknown source with a mysterious message along with videos and a photos of events that have never happened involving this school? Did I miss anything?"

"No professor, that pretty much sums it up." Ruby said with a shake of her head, feeling her nervousness spike as the stern professor settled her attention on her, and it didn't help that her normally tough as nails older sister was cowering behind her like a scared puppy.

"Hmph, you were wise to inform me of this right away Ms. Schnee," Glynda stated, her gaze switching over to the whitette who puffed up in pride at the praise, before the intimidating blonde surprised everyone by pulling a chair to herself with her telekinesis and taking a seat. "Ms. Valkyrie, please play the video."

"You got it-hey!" Nora started to say, more than eager to see more of the 'show' herself and had already highlighted the next episode on the list, but was cut off when Ren snagged the remote from her.

"Professor, if I may, shouldn't we be reporting this to Professor Ozpin or something?" The level-headed teen asked with a raised brow while comically holding Nora back as she tried to reclaim the remote by pressing a hand against her forehead.

"You would be correct, however Ozpin is currently in the middle of an important budgetary meeting," The witch-themed teacher said while nodding in approval and agreement with the young man's forethought. "Besides, I want to see this for myself first."

'I want to see if this a hoax before bothering my boss.' She may have not said it aloud, but even the socially awkward Ruby quickly realized that was what Glynda meant.

So, as to not draw any ire from the one who could easily slap them all with a nice long detention, Ren hit the play button.

-Chapter 2-

-Foxy First Impressions-

It was nighttime at beacon, and all through the dorm. Not a student was stirring, because class left them worn. In one room specifically, rested the three members of team JNPR, though not for much longer, that is for sure.

Focusing on the bed to the far left, slept Lie Ren in his jammies, a simple green t-shirt with pink edging and black sweatpants.

"Hmm, not bad, I'd give it a four outa five, looks comfy and the colors are nice but a little on the repetitive side, don't you think?" Yang asked as she gave Ren a wishy-washy thumbs up, since his pajamas were stylized to look almost exactly like his usual clothes.

"There's nothing wrong with consistency." The stoic teen replied with a shrug.

He was enjoying his rest, the beautiful peace and quiet that only happened during these late hours. Nora has been his friend for years now, something he wouldn't give up for anything, but dear Oum could she be an energetic bundle of excitement. He still has nightmares about that one time she got her hands on an Atlasian Mocha Latte, all that property damage *Shiver*.

"I remember that, you had a part-time job at that cool little coffee shop Atlas Airborne Blends," Nora said nostalgically whilst Ren paled with a violent shiver running down his spine. "Good times, we should go visit there again some time."

"Nora, you're banned for life from ever setting foot in that place again." Ren pointed out, making his bubbly orangette friend pause with a thoughtful expression.

"Oh yeah… well their loss then."

Unfortunately, his peaceful slumber was interrupted as his 'Nora Sense' patent pending, started blaring a defcon three alert. Leaning up on his bed, he looked around hoping it was a false alarm only to sigh deeply as he found her bed to be empty. 'Knowing Nora, I should be getting a new headache in five… four… three… two… annnnnd...'

*Bang! Bang! Bang!* "REN! REN! REN! REN! OPEN THE DOOR I GOT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW AND I FORGOT MY SCROLL!" *Bang! Bang!*

'…there it is.' Sighing again as he stood up, he nimbly moved through the small space towards the door as his other two teammates were woke up by the excessive yelling and banging.

"Damn, you really have her pegged." Blake muttered as she and everyone else but Nora turned towards Ren with impressed looks.

"Well of course he does, me and Renny are best friends after all." The pink loving teen said as she hugged her friend, who's constant stoic expression cracked briefly for a smile as he patted her head in return.

*Yawwwwn* "What did Nora do this time?" Pyrrha, a red-headed girl with vibrant green eyes and lightly tanned skin, asked as she rubbed her eyes tiredly.

"Really Pyrrha?" Yang asked dryly as the screen showed Pyrrha's counterpart dressed in incredibly plain dull orange pajama shirt and pants. "You wear grampy jammies?"

Said redhead blushed lightly in embarrassment as she scratched the back of her head with a sheepish smile. "…Their comfortable."

"Meh, two out of five, because you do kinda look cute st-"

"Probably just another pancake that's spoiled and we have to have a funeral for." Jaune, a teen boy with messy blonde hair, blue eyes, and wearing an adult bunny onesie, said in a dull tone as he shoved his head under the pillow to block out the noise.

"GAH! My eyes! I thought we got rid of that thing!" Yang screeched over-dramatically while clapping her hands over her eyes, and thus missing the look of disbelief that appeared on Jaune's face. "Hell, I burned it to ash myself!"

"You wha-"

"No you didn't, I threw it in the recycling." Weiss stated firmly with crossed arms, unintentionally cutting Jaune off.

"Uh-uh, Pyrrha gave it to me and I shredded it with Cressy," Ruby said with a shake of her head… before tilting her head with an unsure expression. "Or wait, did I give it to Zwei as a chew toy?"

"Oh come on guys, isn't all that a little excessive? They aren't that bad." The leader of team JNPR said once he managed to pick his jaw up from the floor.

"""Yes they is!""" Everyone else in the room, even Glynda surprisingly, said at the same time, making Jaune droop in his seat while Yang, Ruby, and Weiss continued to debate on who actually destroyed the onesie.

"Uh guys," Pyrrha started awkwardly, getting the squabbling trio's attention. "You're all right, Jaune just has a lot of spares."

"Seriously? You buy those things in bulk or something?" Yang asked Jaune sarcastically… before deadpanning when her fellow blonde actually nodded.

"They were a good deal."

"…No Jaune, no they weren't."

"Well, we're about to find out," Ren said as he grabbed the doorknob and turned it. He anticipated many thing, what Jaune suggested, maybe she found something shiny, or perhaps she pulled a late-night prank on someone. The absolute last thing he expected was to see his oldest friend standing in the doorway, covered in bits of flour, with slightly singed pajamas, while holding a faunus child, covered in dirt with glowing red eyes and several long bushy tails wrapped around her haphazardly.

"And just when I thought you couldn't surprise me anymore too." Ren admitted with a tired shake of his head while Nora giggled.

"What can I say, you know how much I love a challenge."

"So this is the child you were telling me about? The one able to eat Dust without consequence?" Glynda asked as she looked Naruto over with a critical eye, though her gaze noticeably softened upon noticing his thin frame and almost literal rag clothing. "Dear lord, he looks like he hasn't bathed in years."

"No kidding, the poor thing looks more mud than person." Weiss said with a slow nod, being the only one that heard the professor since everyone else was focused on the television once more.

"Hi Ren! Look what I found! Can we keep him?! Can we?! Please! He so cute and knows some awesome pranks! I'll make sure to feed him and take care of him! Promise!"

"… Seriously?" Ren couldn't help but ask his best friend before deadpanning when she nodded with an excited smile. "He's not a lost puppy Nora, you can't just decide to take him home with you on a whim, that's against the law."

"But just look at him Renny!" Nora exclaimed while gesturing to the multi-tailed child in her counterpart's grasp. "How can you say no to that face?"

"It doesn't matter how he looks, it's still illegal," The stoic teen stated dryly, causing the bubbly orangette to spout as she sunk back into her seat. "And besides, raising a child not some game, it's a huge responsibility."

"I can be responsible." Nora grumbled as she stuck her nose in the air, cheeks puffed out cutely and arms crossed.

…

…

*Snrt*

"Hehe…"

"Pfffft-Bwahahahaha!" "Hehehe!" "Oh Oum ahahahaha!"

"Oh screw you guys." The hammer user muttered indignantly as literally everyone else aside from Ren and Glynda burst into laughter, though if you looked reeeealy closely you could just see the blonde professor's shoulders shaking slightly while her lips slightly curled upwards.

Nora rambled on at a rapid pace before calming down, muttering "…Though we are gonna need a lot of shampoo and conditioner…" to herself while glancing at several patches of mud that were stuck to the tails.

"Hahaha… understatement of the century there," Yang said breathlessly once she managed to get her laughter under control, idly wiping a tear from her eyes as she did so. "With that much fluff I think he'd even have Weiss beat on taking the most expensive baths ever."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Said ice queen demanded, frowning when all she got in response were a series of looks from her teammates that screamed 'You're kidding, right?. "What? I'm not that bad, am I?"

"Weiss, you have a different type of shampoo, conditioner, and bodywash for each day of the week, and use Mistrilian bath salts that cost more per pound than all of Ruby, Yang, and my stuff combined." Blake stated dryly, making the whitette pause before bowing her head in defeat.

"…Point taken."

"Aw, what's wrong Ice Queen, upset that everyone knows why you're so salty all the time?" Yang punned with a wide grin, only for it to quickly turn to a frown when she was greeted with a chorus of annoyed/exasperated groans. "Oh come on, that one was hilarious!"

If they weren't paying attention before, Nora definitely had all three of her room/teammates attention now as she zipped past Ren and set Naruto down on her bed. "Nora… who's that?" Pyrrha asked cautiously as she discreetly reached for her scroll just in case. …What? Her teammate of only two weeks just walked into their room in the middle of the night, carrying a child clearly not her own, and asked if she could keep him.

If Nora just kidnapped a kid like she thought, then she was not gonna hesitate to call the cops on her ass.

"Sorry Nora but that does kinda look bad out of context." Pyrrha muttered with a sheepish smile as the screen showed her counterpart carefully dialing the police behind her back.

Thankfully for the redhead, Nora wasn't upset and simply waved off her apology. "No worries, wouldn't be the first time I almost got arrested for a misunderstanding."

"Why am I not surprised by that?" Weiss asked dully, earning herself a stuck-out tongue from the bubbly orangette.

"Oh, this is Naruto! I found him in the kitchen cupboard eating dust while I was trying to make pancakes!"

"…"

"…"

"Aww, that reminds me, I never got any pancakes." Nora pouted as she sat down next to the dirty blonde.

Scratch that, she was calling a mental ward.

"Let me guess, that also wouldn't be the first time?" Jaune asked Nora as everyone turned towards the pink-loving teen, who simply shrugged nonchalantly with a mischievous grin.

"…Maybe…"

"D-did you j-j-just say e-eating dust?" Jaune asked with a shocked face as Nora nodded happily.

"Yep, little guy thinks it's candy, watch." To everyone's horror, she pulled out a small burn crystal from… somewhere and popped it into Naruto's mouth before they could react.

"Are you crazy?!" Pyrrha yelled as she shoved Nora out of the way and forced the boy's mouth open only to see it empty.

"Well of course I'm crazy," Nora suddenly stated without an ounce of shame. "Do you have any idea how boring it is to be sane?"

"Amen to that." Yang agreed with a grin as she and the orangette high-fived.

"Jaune! Call the nurse, we… have… to…" The red-head trailed off as she realized Naruto wasn't showing any signs of pain or discomfort. That couldn't be right. Checking him over, then doing so again, Pyrrha felt her jaw hit the floor as she realized he was perfectly fine.

"By Oum…" Glynda muttered, a chill running down her spine at seeing a child casually eat one of the most dangerous substances in all of Remnant. "To hear about it is one thing but to actually see it, I don't know whether to be astounded or disturbed."

"Agreed." Weiss stated with a slow nod.

"See? Like I said, eats it like candy." Nora said dramatically as she got up from the floor, dusted herself off, and plopped next to while draping her arm over the red-heads shoulders.

"But… that's not… be should be… How?" Was all Pyrrha's short circuited brain could managed to get out as it tried to process what she just saw.

"Can't blame her there, I'm still trying to wrap my head around it." Pyrrha said as she watched her doppelganger struggling to form a complete sentence.

"If you think that's mind-blowing, then watch this. Hey Naruto, I'll give you another treat if you breathe fire." To prove she meant it, Nora held out a large earth dust crystal for him to see.

Nodding excitedly, Naruto turned towards the doorway since no one was there and inhaled deeply. Unfortunately, at that exact moment a certain short statured, white-haired, blue eyed ice queen that we all know and love decided to appear with an angry expression.

"…Oh no." Weiss muttered with wide eyes. "Oh no no no no no NO NO!"

"Do you guys know what time it is!? People are trying to sle- WHAT THE FUCK!" One Weiss Schnee started to nag as she barged through the open doorway in her favorite nightie only to end up screaming at the top of her lungs when she was greeted with the sight of a blazing inferno heading straight for her.

When the flames died down, team JNPR was greeted to the sight of a smoking, blackened, and singed heiress now wearing the remains of her favorite nightie as she stood in the doorway with a gaping expression.

As if to add insult to injury, the screen highlighted Weiss's charred form dramatically with dramatic music as a white bar reading 'The Roasted Royal: Weiss Schnee' flew in for a few seconds beneath her.

Nora immediately fell to the floor laughing, Ren just sighed as he rubbed his forehead in a doomed attempt to stave off the rapidly approaching headache, Jaune had fainted, and Pyrrha was still sitting on the bed with an identical expression to Weiss's.

"""HAHAHAHAHA!"""

"Stop laughing! It's not that funny!"

"Awww, does somebody need some Weiss for that burn? Hahahaha!"

Needless to say, almost everyone's reactions were identical to those on screen, with the only exception being Weiss herself, who looked ready to have an aneurysm as she screamed at the giggling sister duo of Ruby and Yang.

Meanwhile, Blake simple smirked in amusement with a light shaking of her shoulders and Glynda sighed exasperatedly as she massaged the side of her head.

"Weiss, I thought you came over here to… what the hell happened to you?" A smooth, feminine voice asked as three girls peeked through the doorway. The one who spoke had dark black hair, striking yellow catlike eyes, and a simple black ribbon atop her head and wore a black yukata style shirt and matching skirt, the book loving Blake.

Just like with Weiss, Blake's counterpart was briefly highlighted the moment she appeared on screen with an intro bar of her own, only colored black and reading 'The Catty Critic: Blake Belladonna.'

"Catty Critic? Really? That sounds like a pun you'd make." The ravenette muttered dully as she glanced towards her partner, only to immediately deadpan upon seeing said bomb-tastic blonde jotting down notes in a small notepad.

"That's not fair, why didn't I get a cool intro?" Nora demanded with a pout. "The title is literally Nora's a Mommy for crying out loud."

"Lazy editor?" Ren suggested unsurely.

The second girl had long blonde hair that reached to her thighs and lilac eyes wearing a simple orange shirt with a burning heart in the middle and black shorts, the murderer of puns Yang.

"Hey! I resent that!" Yang exclaimed when she saw her title 'The Comedic Flop: Yang Xiao-Long.'

The final girl was a short silver-eyed teen with black hair and red highlights, wearing white baggy pajama bottoms covered in roses and a black tank top with a heart stylized beowolf, team RWBY's mascot/leader Ruby.

"Eeep!" As soon as her own title 'The Mechaphiliac Reaper: Ruby Rose' appeared, poor Ruby's face turned almost as red as her cloak.

"Aaaaand I retract my earlier complaint." Nora said with her hands held up in mock surrender.

Snapping out of her daze, Weiss gain a furious look on her face as she looked down at her clothes and looked up again ready to chew some heads off only to drift off back to la la land from what she saw. "Uh, Weiss? Hello?" Ruby walked in front of the white themed girl and snapped her fingers several ties to no avail.

Following the white themed girl's gaze, the other three members of team RWBY quickly joined Weiss as they saw Naruto sitting on the bed with a happy expression as he sat on Nora's lap, gnawing on the dust crystal she gave him once she stopped laughing. Noticing all the eyes on her, Nora scratched the back of her head with a big grin. "Uh, okay, I can so totally explain…"

"This outa be interesting." Yang said with a chuckle, remembering all the exaggerated tales the bubbly orangette would tell during breakfast which Ren would then edit down to the actual thing.

-Insert comical batman transition with Nora's face-

"…and that's what happened." Nora finished as she gently stroked the now sleeping fox faunus's head as he lay curled up on her lap.

"Oh Oum dammit, stupid time-skips." The busy blonde grumbled, ignoring as Ruby swatted her head with a cry of "Language!".

She couldn't do much else as his tails had wrapped themselves around them both tightly while she talked, leaving only one of her arms free and making them look like fluffy red mummies.

"I'm pretty sure the whole fighting through a horde of beowolves part was complete bull, but everything else does sound legit I guess." Yang said from her spot next to Ruby and Pyrrha, getting nods all around as Nora pouted.

"Yeah, that's sounds about right." Ren said with an amused shake of his head.

"I'm still wondering how he got in Beacon by himself, and do it without being noticed, those tails aren't exactly inconspicuous." Weiss stated as she stood by the doorway with her arms crossed, now wearing her backup nightie while sending occasional glares at Nora. Naruto may have been the one to almost roast her alive, but it was Nora's fault for it, he was just an innocent impressionable child… And because she found him just to adorable to stay mad at (except for the eyes, those actually unnerved her a little) not that she would ever admit it, so she focused that anger on the orangette.

"Yeah, he is pretty darn cute," Ruby agreed while barely resisting the urge to gush when Naruto's leg twitched a bit, just like their dog Zwei's when someone pet his belly. "And I just wanna hug him and snuggle for hours, don't you?"

"Yes," Weiss admitted, since everyone already knew she really liked cute things, that was kinda out of the bag ever since Zwei started living in their dorm. "But preferably after he's gotten a bath, so he's not so… grungy."

"Yeah, good point."

"Oh, he told me that he had fallen asleep inside a storage crate after eating all the dust in it yesterday and when he woke up he was here at Beacon." Nora said, only for Weiss to interject.

"That's not possible, the next dust delivery isn't for another week, and even then, all containers are always inspected thoroughly before and after they are delivered." She explained. Silence followed her statement, causing her to look around and see all the weird looks she was getting. "What?"

"…I get that you're a Schnee and all… but why exactly do you know the schools dust delivery schedule?" Blake was the one to ask what everyone was thinking. Weiss scoffed while sticking her nose into the air.

"Because I get my personal supply of dust delivered in the same shipments, obviously. My-"

"Yeah, yeah, we get it Ice Queen," ("Stop calling me that!" Weiss yelled) "You're rich with a lot of cool stuff, can we get back to the matter at hand?" Yang drawled out, cutting Weiss off before she could fall into one of her rants.

"Seriously, why does everyone keep calling me that?" Said Ice Queen groaned as she rubbed the sides of her head before glaring at Yang. "And I do not go into rants."

"Really?" The bodacious blonde asked coyly while holding out her hand as a fist and uncurling a finger. "Then what about during orientation with that dust pamphlet-"

"Your sister blew me up!"

It was an accident! I swear!"

"-or breakfast when you keep going on about proper nutrition-"

"Ice cream sundaes are not an exceptable fruit side!"

"But they have bananas!"

"-and let's not forget that time when Ruby accidently used your toothbrush-"

"It has my name written on it for Oum's sake!"

"EEP! I said I was sorry!"

"Well that didn't take very long." Blake muttered while pausing the TV as her teammates got into a squabble, which mostly consisted of Yang pointing out moments Weiss had ranted, Weiss defending herself with some logic, and poor Ruby being involved somehow or another.

After a few minutes they eventually ran out of steam, or in this case Yang ran out of examples to use, and they soon settled back down.

"Um, maybe they changed the shipment days cause of all the robberies lately, and they forgot to examine it due to the different times for shipping." Ruby suggested, before shrinking in on herself slightly as everyone turned to her.

"It's... possible," Weiss admitted, almost reluctantly, after thinking it over for a minute.

"Quite astute of you Ms. Rose," Glynda confirmed with a nod. "With all the robberies lately, we have been implementing a new system of varied shipping times to help prevent further thefts, though that had caused some issues at first."

Blushing lightly at the praise, Ruby shrank into herself a bit as she mumbled a thanks, before gasping when Yang wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her into a hug. "Woo! Go Rubes! Way to use that brain of yours!"

"Choking… not breathing… choking… not breathing!"

"Great, that's all solved, now onto our next objective! Naruto Valkyrie needs a bath!" Nora said dramatically as she pointed to the bathroom with her free hand.

*Sigh* "Nora, you can't just adopt someone like that." Ren told her bluntly as he rubbed his forehead.

"I don't care, he is Naruto Valkyrie now," Nora said adamantly, wrapping her arm around the sleeping boy to reaffirm this.

"Nora, Ren is right, we have to take him to the proper… and she's gone." Pyrrha said as Nora ran into the bathroom, the sound of the door locking and several things being moved in front of it echoing through the room. "This is gonna be a long night."

"No doubt about that." Ren said with a sigh while Pyrrha and Jaune nodded, all three of them aware of how stubborn Nora could be when she set her mind on something.

-With Glynda-

The stern blonde teacher tapped her foot impatiently as she rode the elevator up. She was currently headed towards Ozpin's office, since he wasn't to be found in his room. As soon as the doors opened, she marched right into the room ready to demand those damn security camera's, only to stay quiet as she found herself facing not only the familiar grey haired, green suit wearing headmaster of beacon, but also a certain drunkard huntsman she had the …pleasure to deal with.

'Well… this is disconcerting.' Glynda thought as it was one thing to see her students in the video, given that there was still the small chance they could have just filmed this beforehand as a prank, but to see herself on screen as well in a situation she clearly did not remember being in.

Disconcerting was putting it lightly.

"Oh hey, its Druncle Qrow!" Ruby said excitedly, before suddenly freezing with a thoughtful expression. "Wait, why is he here?"

"Good question." Glynda said, the stern professor's gaze narrowing as she stared at the chronically drunk Huntsman.

"Ah Glynda, perfect timing, I was just about to call for you." Ozpin said calmly as he sat behind his desk and sipped at a cup of hot cocoa.

"Ozpin… Qrow… is something wrong? Did something happen?" Glynda asked neutrally as she walked up to them, Qrow may get on her nerves with his constant drinking and flippant attitude, but he wouldn't be here unless it was important. Her cameras would have to wait for now.

"Nothing too bad, sugar tits," Qrow, a man with greying black spiky hair and dull red eyes, wearing a simple grey dress shirt, black dress pants, and a tattered red cloak, said as he drank from a flask.

"Did he seriously just…" *Creeeak* Jaune started to ask, only to trail off as an ominous creaking reached his ears. Turning his head, the scraggly blonde couldn't help but gulp nervously at seeing the violet violent aura seemingly oozing off of Glynda as she glared at the screen, her riding crop almost bent in half.

Glynda barely restrained a growl as she glared at the man, her eyebrow already twitching slightly as she tightened her grip on her riding crop. "Our little visitor from the veil has finally arrived."

Thankfully, before the witch-themed professor was snapped from her anger by her boss's counterpart's statement before she could snap, much to all the students relief.

"Little visitor?" Weiss parroted with a raised brow.

"Ooh, they must be talking about Naruto," Ruby said after a moment. "He's definitely little and the timing makes perfect sense."

"That would explain how he got into Beacon unnoticed, the Dust crate he fell asleep in must've been a trick in order to bring him up without anyone noticing," Blake muttered thoughtfully, getting a round of agreements and nods. "But then that begs the question, how he ended up in the kitchen all by himself?"

And just like that, all the anger on her face vanished, replaced with a serious/curious look faster than most could blink. "He's here? Where?" Ozpin sighed as he rubbed his temple.

"That's actually why we needed to call you… … we lost him."

*Creeeeeeeak*

Both Ozpin and Qrow shivered slightly as Glynda's face went completely blank, her riding crop almost bent in half from the pressure of her grip.

"Excuse me?"

"Nevermind." The cat faunus said dully as the -End of Chapter- screen popped up before returning to the selection menu.

"So still think this is a hoax professor?" Yang asked, only to blink in confusion when she was met with silence. Turning to the teacher in question, the busty blonde along with everyone else was greeted by the sight of Glynda rapidly typing something into her scroll before holding it up to her ear.

...

"Ozpin, I need you to meet me at the dorms immediately, there is something you need to see right away."

-End Chapter-