Claude: So I was thinking we could put a little something in the other house's meals to get an edge in the mock battle.

Hubert: Of course. I already put a laxative in the meals of the most threatening members of the other houses, and that should go into effect the afternoon of the mock battle. And I also put it in Lorenz's dinner, just so we can deny accountability, obviously.

Claude: Damn. I was just going to put a fake spider on their breakfast to freak them out, but you're hardcore. I love it!