Blind Date Number 3

Crowley was about to leave after dropping Aziraphale off at his date.

He had found a bookish, cute, cosy looking woman a few days ago, thinking they might click.

But before he could turn the Bentley around, Aziraphale came out of the coffeeshop again, looking absolutely disgusted.

He opened the door, sat down and ordered the demon to drive.

"What..."

"She was using a Kindle, Crowley!"

"Oh..."

And that was that.