He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a hooky
She lead decathlon
What more can I say?
He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his nerdy clothes
He was a spider boy
She said, "see you later, boy"
Her dad broke too many laws
She had a pretty face
But her dad stole alien artifacts
He needed to get a normal job
Five years from now
She sits in Oregon
Doing her homework, she's all alone
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
Spider boy swingin' up in Queens
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see his convention
She tags along
Stands on the street
Looks up at the man that she turned down
He was a spider boy
She said, "see you later, boy"
Her dad broke too many laws
Now he's a super guy
Swingin' on his spider webs
Does your pretty face see who he's saved?
He was a spider boy
She said, "see you later, boy"
Her dad broke too many laws
Now he's a super guy
Swingin' on his spider webs
Does your pretty face see who he's saved?
Sorry, girl, but you missed out
Well, tough, luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the hero that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the vigilante that is inside
He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we save each others world
I'm with the spider boy
I said, "see you later, boy"
I'll be back home after your patrol
I'll be at the studio
Looking at the drawing I made
About the girl you used to know
I'm with the spider boy
I said, "see you later, boy"
I'll be back home after your patrol
I'll be at the studio
Looking at the drawing I made
About the girl you used to know
All rights go to Avril Lavigne for the original song, Sk8er Boi. All I did was change the lyrics to fit with the Spider-Man theme.
I got bored and this happened. I'd suggest you listen to the original song, Sk8er Boi, but then you'll see how bad I butchered the lyrics. Incase you can't tell, the girl mentioned in the beginning is Liz Toomes from Spider-Man Homecoming the second girl mentioned is MJ/Mary Jane.