He was a boy

She was a girl

Can I make it any more obvious?

He was a hooky

She lead decathlon

What more can I say?

He wanted her

She'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends

Stuck up their nose

They had a problem with his nerdy clothes

He was a spider boy

She said, "see you later, boy"

Her dad broke too many laws

She had a pretty face

But her dad stole alien artifacts

He needed to get a normal job

Five years from now

She sits in Oregon

Doing her homework, she's all alone

She turns on TV

Guess who she sees

Spider boy swingin' up in Queens

She calls up her friends

They already know

And they've all got tickets to see his convention

She tags along

Stands on the street

Looks up at the man that she turned down

He was a spider boy

She said, "see you later, boy"

Her dad broke too many laws

Now he's a super guy

Swingin' on his spider webs

Does your pretty face see who he's saved?

He was a spider boy

She said, "see you later, boy"

Her dad broke too many laws

Now he's a super guy

Swingin' on his spider webs

Does your pretty face see who he's saved?

Sorry, girl, but you missed out

Well, tough, luck that boy's mine now

We are more than just good friends

This is how the story ends

Too bad that you couldn't see

See the hero that boy could be

There is more that meets the eye

I see the vigilante that is inside

He's just a boy

And I'm just a girl

Can I make it any more obvious?

We are in love

Haven't you heard

How we save each others world

I'm with the spider boy

I said, "see you later, boy"

I'll be back home after your patrol

I'll be at the studio

Looking at the drawing I made

About the girl you used to know

I'm with the spider boy

I said, "see you later, boy"

I'll be back home after your patrol

I'll be at the studio

Looking at the drawing I made

About the girl you used to know

All rights go to Avril Lavigne for the original song, Sk8er Boi. All I did was change the lyrics to fit with the Spider-Man theme.

I got bored and this happened. I'd suggest you listen to the original song, Sk8er Boi, but then you'll see how bad I butchered the lyrics. Incase you can't tell, the girl mentioned in the beginning is Liz Toomes from Spider-Man Homecoming the second girl mentioned is MJ/Mary Jane.