I don't own Harry Potter.
Anything else that is written, is a parody of a newbie's first story!!!!Its not ME writing, it's my inner making-fun-of-newbie's-self.
OOOOKKKKKKK, hey, it's my first fanfic!!!! You must review or I'll feed you to the eveil (spelled wrong on purpose!!!!!) Bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*please note that everything will be accentuated with !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: Wow! I've suddenly become a women, look at my "magically" straightened hair! And my full, perfect figure!!!!!
Harry: Where did these muscles come from? *looks at arms* I guess WORKING OUT my entire life has finally paid off.
Ron: Wow, I am suddenly as tall as a Calvin Klein model, and am totally buff!
* All girls in vicinity swoon*
Hermione: Wow, we are suddenly at Hogwarts. I guess it's because the lazy- ass writer doesn't want to bother with the Hogwarts express, or having to write a new sorting hat SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Wow! Look 'mione *hermione blushes and loves new nickname* we have the same schedule, and the *cough bastard cough* Ron, isn't in any of our classes. Yippeee! *ahem* I mean, I'm so sad.
They leave, Ron then proceeds to hit on all things remotely breathing, and even some that aren't.
Lavender: Oh Ron, you are suddenly buff, I love you, will you Marry me???????
Ron: *in new manly VOICE* I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU, BUT WILL THEN PROCEED TO CHEAT ON YOU WITH HALF THE POPULATION AT HOGWARTS.
Lavender : I love YOU ron.
ALBUS DUMBLEDOOR: Let me introduse out new 7th year student..Alexandria Amythist.
Alexandria Amythist: Woll, you can call me Ali!!!!!!!!!!!
*All sane readers hit the BACK button*
Ali: I am perfect, I love everyone, but will soon be messing with everyones heads. Now girls, you know I'm going to end up with all the cute main characters, so f*k off *blush*
(A/N-Review or ill kill you!!!!!!!!!!!! )
This is the real authors note: All mistakes\s were made so make fun of newbie's, don't hate me!
My aim is jpickel07, if you ever want to give some ideas, ill listen!
Anything else that is written, is a parody of a newbie's first story!!!!Its not ME writing, it's my inner making-fun-of-newbie's-self.
OOOOKKKKKKK, hey, it's my first fanfic!!!! You must review or I'll feed you to the eveil (spelled wrong on purpose!!!!!) Bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*please note that everything will be accentuated with !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: Wow! I've suddenly become a women, look at my "magically" straightened hair! And my full, perfect figure!!!!!
Harry: Where did these muscles come from? *looks at arms* I guess WORKING OUT my entire life has finally paid off.
Ron: Wow, I am suddenly as tall as a Calvin Klein model, and am totally buff!
* All girls in vicinity swoon*
Hermione: Wow, we are suddenly at Hogwarts. I guess it's because the lazy- ass writer doesn't want to bother with the Hogwarts express, or having to write a new sorting hat SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Wow! Look 'mione *hermione blushes and loves new nickname* we have the same schedule, and the *cough bastard cough* Ron, isn't in any of our classes. Yippeee! *ahem* I mean, I'm so sad.
They leave, Ron then proceeds to hit on all things remotely breathing, and even some that aren't.
Lavender: Oh Ron, you are suddenly buff, I love you, will you Marry me???????
Ron: *in new manly VOICE* I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU, BUT WILL THEN PROCEED TO CHEAT ON YOU WITH HALF THE POPULATION AT HOGWARTS.
Lavender : I love YOU ron.
ALBUS DUMBLEDOOR: Let me introduse out new 7th year student..Alexandria Amythist.
Alexandria Amythist: Woll, you can call me Ali!!!!!!!!!!!
*All sane readers hit the BACK button*
Ali: I am perfect, I love everyone, but will soon be messing with everyones heads. Now girls, you know I'm going to end up with all the cute main characters, so f*k off *blush*
(A/N-Review or ill kill you!!!!!!!!!!!! )
This is the real authors note: All mistakes\s were made so make fun of newbie's, don't hate me!
My aim is jpickel07, if you ever want to give some ideas, ill listen!