Here's a story I had the idea of Melvin going back and altering events from the series. I will cover the episodes while adding it own stuff.


I took a deep breath and gently rubbed my forehead. The past few hours of my life is a giant blur. The only things I can recall is pain and hot chicks in revealing outfits. I looked around and was stunned to find myself in a strange office. I was currently sitting in front of a big desk with a few files on it. Behind the desk was somebody reading the files with my name written on the front.

"Are you awake?"

"Yes. Where am I? What the hell is going on here?" I asked, rubbing my goatee.

The guy behind the desk put the file on the desk and I gasped in surprised. In front of me wasn't another human. It was an angel.

"In case you haven't guess, you have died," The angel told me.

"How?" I asked.

"You don't remember?"

I shook my head, "The past few hours are a blur."

The angel sighed, "Too much alcohol will do that," The angel picked up a file and began scrolling through it, "You were out partying with the guys when you had too much to drink," The angel showed me the file and I saw images of me drinking and talking to chicks in revealing outfits, "As you can see you started talking to attractive girls. What will Audrey do if she finds out?"

I gritted my teeth, "I will never cheat on her."

The angel sighed, "Relax. I was just joking. You didn't cheat on her, but you and I know she hates it when you find other girls attractive,"

I sighed, "I tried telling her I can't help it and I will stay loyal. I even told her if she finds other guys attractive I won't mind."

The angel gave me a smile, "Which we both know is a complete lie."

Behind I could deny that the angel turned the page, showing me getting into a fight.

"Then you got into a fight."

"Did I win?" I asked.

The angel sighed and rubbed his head, "Considering the fact you are now dead and the other guy isn't..." The angel pulled out a bottle of whisky and took a sip, "I would say, no you didn't win!"

I sighed, "I figured I won and later died from the injuries."

"Sorry to disappoint you," The angel said sarcastically.

"What now? Do I go into heaven or hell?"

The angel sighed, "About that. My boss for whatever reason is quite fond of you and since you died fairly young, he was all for giving you another chance."

I blinked in confusion, "A second chance?"

"We will send you back at a much younger age and hopefully you will make smarter choices and live a lot longer this time," The angel took another sip of his whisky, "However, we both know you won't change much."

I smiled, "When are you sending me back?"

"I was thinking around the age of ten. Maybe around the day the Harvey girls tried to get Tiny into your tree house," The angel pulled out a piece of paper and a pen, "You will keep your memories, so feel free to take advantage of it. However, be warned that any changes you make might alter things so much it won't help you much."

I nodded, "Do I get to keep all the skills I developed over the years?"

The angel nodded and place the paper and pen in front of me, "Yes, enjoy your lock picking and guitar playing skills. It just might help you impress Audrey and get together with her sooner."

"Can I keep the pictures of Audrey and I as a couple. Especially, the ones of us at the beach?"

"No, everything you owned will not be carried over."

I pouted, "Come on. I don't want to lose those photos of Audrey in a bikini. Do you know how hard it was to convince her to wear it and to let me take those photos of us together?"

The angel nodded, "Sorry. Those are the rules. Do you have another question?"

"Can Bad To The Bone play every time I do something awesome?"

The angel sighed and rubbed his head before downing his bottle of whisky, "No! Now if there aren't anymore questions. Sign that form and you may begin your second life."

I sighed and picked up the pen, "You do know I am going to use my knowledge to be a bigger nuisance than before right?"

The angel nodded, "Part of the reason my boss wanted it. She wants the entertainment."

I smirked, "I will try not to disappoint," I sighed my name on the paper and before I could blink my vision was filled with a bright white light.

"Good luck Melvin," I managed to hear the angel say before I disappeared.

I rubbed my eyes and looked around. I was lying on my bed and noticed my bedroom looked exactly as it did when I was 10. Was it all a dream, or was it all real? Am I really an adult in the body of a 10 year old? I do have memories of events I swear actually happen. I sighed and rubbed the spot where my goatee was. Real or not, I am going to miss my facial hair. I got out of bed and took a look around my room. There were toys scattered across in an unorganized mess. I walked up to my desk and chuckled at the sight of my drawings of Audrey as a demon. I am now more convinced that I really did get sent back. It is amusing how I in the past would deny my feelings for Audrey and start this rivalry. Audrey is in for a surprised when I start flirting with her. I walked to my window and looked outside to find it was still night. That damned angel couldn't send me back during the day. I looked at my wall clock and was glad it was 4:30 in the morning. I just have to wait a couple hours. I returned to bed and decided to go over everything and plan ahead. Get ready Harvey Street a new Melvin is going to be unleashed.


I was going to upload this along with the next chapter covering the first half of episode 1, but the web site I used to watch the episode is really buggy. The next chapter is almost done so you should be able to read it tomorrow.