A disclaimer:

This is a repackaging of a quest I am running on Questionable Questing.

The majority of the vote text has been stripped away, and where possible the results of votes have been added between '-=-=-' dividers.

None of the discussion, Q&A, maps, or clarifications, or omake are available here, so things may seem somewhat disjointed.

If the choices in the quest are ones you wouldn't choose, keep in mind that a decent number of people did. Feel free to review and bitch, but all I'm going to do is laugh.