breaking bad: The Rise of Walter Black

chapter 2: the case is on

by jakkid166

in the North America police depatment, panic was afoot as the police of the department was freakin out. News of the sighting of Walter Black was spreading and all th police was freaking out really hard cause they didnt know it was Walter Black instead of White so they thought Walter White was back from dead so they thought it mite be a zombie apocalipse or something.

"Shit!" said a police. "Someone call 911"

But as someonw was gonna do that, everyone stop as the police station doorbell rang. The chief of police got up off the toilet and went to the door and said "Who is it?"

"Wait cheef!" said a police. "Dont you recognize that doorbell voice?"

"No, who is it?"

"That is the gereatest detective in the world! He must be here to solve the case for us"

"Oh shit youre right." said the chief and he pull up his pants and open the door. "Holy crap! Hello Detective jakkid166 the greatest detective in the world what are you doing here?"

"I heard crime was afoot and ahand," said me and I step into te building. "Walter white has escaped from being dead, is that right?"

"Thats right," said Chief Police. "I think it hapen because someone forget to preheat the oven when they cremate his body."

I point my finger at him and said "That is only theory, like gravity or The Simpsons. We mus look at the facts to solve this case."

"Yes sir greatest detective in the world!" said Chief.

"Now," I say and I snap my finger. "give me the case file. And a band aid for my finger"

"Yes sir greatest detective in the world!" said Chief. and he went and grabed the case file and folded it into a paper airplane and threw it at me and I built a paper runway and it landed on it and i took it and unfolded it and read it. the case file had Walter Whites autopsy report, which said things in it. like dead body things, like this:

WALTER WHITE

Age: 50 or something

Status: its complicated

Cause of death: a lot of things

YIN YANG

"what?" said me. "Why does it say Yin Yang. Who is vandimlizing the reports?"

"No one," said Police Cheef. "That was writted there for Walter Whites whole life."

"This is a clue…" said me. "And I think I know what it mean."

~ MEANWHILE ~

Walter Black walk up to the door of the Walter house. He punched the door really hard which is called knocking. "Wait!" said jesse Pinkman. "What ar you gonna say to them? We must be careful to convince them!"

"Just trust me idiot," said Walter. "Walter Black does not falter black."

"Yeah" said Hank who was also there.

anyway the door opened and Walter saw Skyler white, who if you did not know is that character in Breaking Bad who smoked while she was pregnent and stole the tiara from that store. and shes also Walter Whites wife. anyway she opened the door and said "go away walter white! you are dead"

"No," said Walter Black. "I am Walter Black. Walter Whites evil twin"

"That makes sense" said Skyler. "Do you all want coffee?"

"Yea sure." said Walter and they all went in house. (the house not the tv show called house)

"How do you all want you coffee?" said Skyler.

"I will have a Hankuccino," said Hank.

"I take my coffee Pink" said Jesse Pinkman.

"I want a big mocha latte with two scoops whip cream and salty carmel drizzle." said Walter Black.

skyler threw the coffee at them and say "So what do you want?"

"Skyler," said Walter "You ned to understand. Walter white never did evil things, it was all me, Walter Blacks evil twin."

but then Walt Jr drove into the kitchen and said "Dad why are you here? I hate you cause you killed Hank"

"No this is Walter Black he didnt kill me," Hank said. "Walter White did. except actually he didnt either it was the Nazi guy."

"Oh ok cool."

and then Holly walked in the room and said lots of baby noises that meant "Fuck you Walter White".

"Im Walter Black," said Walter Black.

"Oh ok" said Holly.

"We did it bitch," said Jessey. "We fixed Walter Whites family problems!"

"wait…" said Walter and he lookd in the reflection on Hanks shiny head to see out the window to see someon was approaching the house. "Hank GET DOWN!" and he grabed hank and threw him into the attic and took out his gun and ran to the window. "WHO ARE YOU?" he shouted manly.

"ding dong" said the doorbell.

"WHO IS DING DONG?" said walte black and he fired his gun at the door so much the door exploded and he saw standing there was… ME, DETECTIVE JAKKID166

Hank peek down from the attic and said "Woah Detective jakkid166? I know who you are cause im also a cop. You work with the DEA sometimes and secretly helpd us investigate Gustavo Fring which actually happened."

"Thats right," said me. "And im here to investigate someone else now." and i point my finger at Walter Black. "WALTER! You are under arest!"

"Thats not true," said Walter Black.

"Yes it is."

"aw SHIT" said Walter Black and he ran and hid in the fridge.

"dammit!" said me. "I cant find him! whered he go? its not my fault cause I forgot to clean my glasses today."

i didnt know where he was so i started my Detectiv Monolog. "Walter Black I think you wanted me to find you, is that corect? YOU wrote this in Walter Whites autopsy report back before he died."

"thats right…" said Waltr Black and he came out of the fridge and brushd the ice off his head. "Dective jakkid, I need you to understand. Waltr White is innocent except for cooking meth! I did all the killing."

"Even so," said me. "If you want to clear his name you must leave that to us police cause I have to arrest you cause youre illegal."

"Fine," said Walter Black. "Then it is rivalry…"

TO BE CONTINUED