-The Roaches-

"Fuck, this place is shitty. It's cold and I'm fucking bored!" Dabi complained.

"Shut up already!" Tomura snapped, "We don't need you telling us that every fucking hour!"

"Why don't you shut up ugly!"

"You wait- I'll decay your whole fucking face off!"

"Bring you piece of shit!"

"I will when we get out of here!"

Tomura rubbed his eyes.

"For the love of god, shut up!" Kurogiri yelled and everyone fell silent.

"Jackass," Dabi hissed.

"I heard that!" the mist man yelled.

Sako started snickering in his cell.

"Is Jin still asleep?" Tomura asked.

"He can sleep through anything."

They laughed lightly before falling quiet again.

"Are you going to marry Ochako or what?" Tomura asked.

"Damn, give us a minute. I wanna know her before I place a ring on her finger. I'm not you and Izuku, making googly eyes at each other."

"Oh yea? You were giving her chocolates, balloons and flowers you sappy fuck."

"I can take my time and spoil her. Besides, she was hurting. I wanted to make her feel better."

Tomura scoffed.

"Whatever."

"I do think she's pretty amazing."

"Who knew the young boys of our little group would fall in love," Sako said with a grin.

"Shut up!" Dabi and Tomura snapped in unison.

Dabi laid his head against the wall thinking of Ochako. Her big smile, those pink cheeks... She was so sweet and caring. He was a little scared he came off too strong but she seemed to ease in somewhat. She seemed still guarded thanks to the hurt Iida had put on her but he could wait. He might've been closer to thirty than her but he had plenty of time.

Even his dad Endeavor was on board with it because Ochako Uraraka was a good girl and she was an even better hero. Every night he went to go feed Fishstick, he was constantly giving him tips and ideas for getting a woman to like him. It wasn't like Dabi needed any help- he was cocky romantic dumbass that was charming.

Ochako found him quite hilarious.

He smiled to himself, listening to Jin's snoring. When he saw something move on his crappy cot. Dabi leaned in closer and saw it was a roach. He jumped upward standing on his cot. He kicked the roach out of his cell with his heart racing.

Disgusting little fuck! UGH!

Just as he calmed down he felt something crawling on his arm and he looked over to see another big ass roach. He let out the girlish fucking scream of his life. They came crawling out of the wall of a three inch hole. Tomura started laughing hearing his friend screaming with a high pitch squeal.

"WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

Blue flames shot out of his cell lighting up the room they were in.

"What the fuck Dabi!" Tomura yelled feeling the room jump up to ninety degrees.

"ROACHES!"

Jin was awake now with the metal door slamming open.

"What the hell is going on here?!" the guard yelled.

"ROACHHHEESSS!"

More flames shot out.

"Stop that! It's a fucking roach!" the guard yelled trying to get closer.

"Not when there's a hundred of them coming out of the fucking wall!" he squealed.

The bars to his cell was melted off and his clothes were gone pretty much leaving behind burnt boxers. He threw himself against the bars of Sako's cell shaking like a leaf. Tomura could see him and he was nearly in tears from laughing so hard. The guard watched as more roaches crawled on the floor coming towards him. He stepped over them to see the hole in the wall they were coming from and the whole cell was torched.

Dabi held out his hand ready to fire another stream of blue flames.

"Stop! You're ok! Let me get some spray!"

He left and came back with three cans of spray and handed one to Dabi. The guard unloaded a whole can into the hole in the wall while Dabi sprayed the ones on the ground trying to keep them away from him. The guard helped Dabi finish them off before getting him another set of clothes. They locked him by himself in another cell by Kurogiri.

The guard went and filed paperwork for an exterminator to come by. It was silent for a whole three minutes before everyone started laughing.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

-Fans-

"Come on! Let's go!" Izuku pleaded on his knees.

Tomura shook his head. He was not going outside.

"Please! I promise everything will be fine!"

"No! Because I couldn't even get a fucking pack of toilet paper without the media following me! I couldn't even decay them because I'll be shot!"

"Please! PLEASE-

"Shut up already! Fine!"

Tomura stormed back to their room. Izuku gave Kurogiri a shit eating grin. He had been trying for three weeks to get him to come out.

"I don't fucking see why we can't just have Kurogiri take us where we need to go!" he yelled coming back down the hallway.

Izuku kept on his bright, cheesy smile as his fiance came out with a black hoodie and ripped jeans.

"Let's get this over with."

The walk to the store was quite uneventful thankfully. The two held hands down the sidewalk while Izuku carried his bag. He made sure to wear a beanie to hide his wild green hair that everyone knew so well. Apparently hiding his freckles or not wearing his All Might hoodie would've been better.

The two of them jumped hearing screams. They whipped around looking for danger but instead they were the ones in danger. Six girls came running at them and Tomura hid behind his fiance. They squealed and fussed over the number one hero. Izuku tried to calm them down.

"Ladies calm down! I can sign your notebook, just calm down."

"Is that your fiance?! He's so cute!"

Tomura scoffed.

Women.

"Are you sure you're engaged?" one female asked, pressing herself against Izuku's chest.

His face turned bright red and he looked away not wanting to see the look she was giving him.

"Deku... you're such a great hero," she purred and his blush became darker.

"Get off of him!" Tomura snarled.

The other girls ran off leaving behind the slutty one trying to hang on him.

"I'm talking to him-

"And I said get off of him before I decay your fucking face off!"

"Ugh! Deku baby, don't let him talk like that to me! I'm a good person!"

Izuku stepped back, holding his arm out to stop Tomura from pouncing on the girl.

"I love him and I have to respect his feelings. If you want, I can sign something for you. Other than that, I can only help you if you get in trouble. I hope you have a nice day."

Izuku grabbed Shigaraki's hand and started pulling him.

"Faggots."

Tomura broke lose of his fiance's grip and started chasing the girl.

"Tomura! Stop it!"

It was no use. He went skidding around the corner. Izuku groaned and went after them listening to the woman scream bloody murder. People didn't even try to stop him as they only watched the whole time. Izuku funneled One for All through his legs and jumped upward flying over the building spotting his fiance running.

Goddamn! He's so skinny but he's so fast!

Black Whip went flying out and tangled itself around Tomura. It whipped him upward on top of the building Izuku was standing.

"This is the third person you've chased!"

"Tell them to leave you the fuck alone then!"

Tomura spun back and forth slowly, hanging midair.

"Can you put me down?"

"No. Not until we get home. I'm very disappointed in you."

Izuku hopped the buildings heading home, while holding Tomura tight around the waist while he pouted like a child.

-Media-

"Um... Dad?"

Tomura poked his head in. He was wearing a Uravity apron that she had gotten him as as a joke but he actually really liked it. It kept his clothes clean while he cooked or did dishes.

"What Robin?"

"The media is back," Star said looking worried.

He rubbed his temples. They barely had their three kids for a month and the media had been camping outside a lot more frequently.

"What are we going to do? They decided to climb the fence," the boy said.

"Turn on the fucking sprinklers. Fucking animals."

Star giggled. Hana cooed from her bouncer, drooling.

"That's right Hana, we are going to destroy all their cameras again."

The baby wiggled in her seat with a lopsided smile.

"Are you sure? Dad had to buy them new equipment last time."

"He didn't tell me that," Shigaraki said looking annoyed.

"Oh... it was a secret."

Tomura pulled his phone out of his pocket and hit speed dial five.

"Hello?"

"Sara, is Izuku there?"

"He's out in the field right now. Is everything ok?"

"I have the media here... again."

"Ugh. I told Izuku that you needed a restraining order. Just turn on the sprinklers."

"Can I turn them on now?" Robin asked with an evil grin.

He definitely was a carbon copy of Shigaraki.

"Hell yea you can!"

Robin raced to the front door and flipped the plastic box. He pressed the light blue button for the front yard sprinklers. They turned, starting to get everything wet. Tomura pulled back the curtain some with one finger to see they had gotten smart and wrapped them equipment in plastic.

Fuck them all.

"Robin!"

The boy ran out the back door to the side of the house with Tomura watching him from the kitchen window now. He pulled his gloves off slowly and touched the grass. Frost spread out like wild fire covering the ground before turning into giant icicles around the fence. It wasn't all taller than six feet but it had the media scattering like roaches.

Robin replaced his gloves and got back inside without them seeing him. He closed the back door and locked it just in time to see Izuku standing in the doorway at the front of the house with a look of annoyance. Tomura looked like a pissed off kid on the couch. The hero was pinching the bridge of his nose like he was tired of their shit.

"Look... I realize this is a lot for any of you to deal with and Sara already filed the paperwork. Please- PLEASE don't turn the sprinklers on again."

Robin noticed his dad was still dressed as Deku and he was drenched.

"Oh, um sorry Dad."

He smiled and shook his head, as his green curls flung some water onto the carpet, "I don't expect any less."

Izuku pulled Tomura to his feet and gave him a kiss.

"I told you this was a side effect of marrying me."

"Yea, yea."

-Lights Out-(Credit for this short is to Zz)

It was roughly a year after their big court date. Tomura, Dabi and Kurogiri still had to meet up with All Might and Endeavor for paperwork every month for a whole other year. It wasn't exciting but they weren't in the mood to be in prison for the rest of their lives. Dabi went to grab a drink from All Might's fridge when the lights shut up.

"What the fuck?" he called from the kitchen.

"That's odd..." Toshinori said scratching his head, "The wires in this house are brand new."

"I can go look," Izuku said with a smile.

"Alright... Thank you. The box is outside in the garage."

Izuku went for the front door and opened it slowly when the wind blew it open. Rain came in the house and thunder boomed loudly. Izuku shut the door and locked it. He turned around drenched in rainwater.

"Well... um..."

"There's a raincoat in the closet. Let me get it for you."

Izuku went back out and braved the pouring rain.

"Damn! It's really going! The whole block is without power."

"Ugh, Kurogiri, let's go home-

"No. No one can leave," Endeavor said, "Everything is closed down at the moment to get back and Kurogiri has been instructed to rest his quirk."

"But the kids-

Izuku placed a hand on his shoulder, "Ochako has it. She's good with kids."

"She's pregnant-

"She has it. She'd cry if we tried taking them away now," Dabi said, "She's been bored lately."

"Ugh!" Tomura groaned rubbing his face angrily.

"Dabi, can you make popcorn?" Himiko asked with a smile.

"Why the hell are you here anyways?" Tomura snapped.

She shrugged, "Jin had to work and Ochako offered to watch Izuki. Izuku invited me."

"How can he make popcorn?" Toshinori asked.

Dabi cracked a smile, "Just you watch."

Enji shook his head. Dabi returned with two bags of popcorn. He sat down and the bags started popping slowly. All Might arched an eyebrow but he had an amused smile on his lips.

"Oh! We should play truth or dare!" Himiko said with a grin.

Dabi groaned.

"Fuck that," Tomura said.

"Why not?"

"We don't alcohol and I'm not in the mood for another lap dance from Izuku."

Endeavor and All Might stared at the new pro hero. His freckled face turned three shades of red and practically glowed in the dark.

"I'm glad I wasn't there for that," Kurogiri said taking a drink from his tea.

Himiko snickered as she shoved her face full of popcorn.

"Oh! You remember that one time you two got so drunk, you stole a car and robbed a bank but then didn't remember ordering everything off the menu at Mcdonald's?!" she said smiling.

Tomura and Dabi hid their faces from the two pro heroes.

"Sounds like fun," All Might said with a playful smile.

"It was!" Himiko said, "They did the funniest stuff together! Look at them now! They're even dads together!"

"What the-

Izuku started smacking Tomura's arm.

"What?!" he hissed.

"Look!"

"What? What the fuck are we looking at?"

Izuku turned on his flashlight towards Kurogiri. All Might got up and headed for the restroom. Endeavor went to the kitchen for a beer. He didn't want to listen to his son's stories about being a villain.

"He's-

"Oh my!" Himiko said blushing.

Kurogiri was asleep. He must've been exhausted from being sick.

"He's fucking gorgeous!" Izuku hissed.

He wasn't kidding. Kurogiri's actual face was so smooth, so handsome... He looked like he was only eighteen. He had long purple hair that curled in ringlets as it got to the ends and he was tan like he had been in the sun all summer. Himiko and Izuku were so entranced by his handsome face they didn't hear Tomura and Dabi going through All Might's desk drawer.

"Go get me a drink."

Izuku looked at his husband.

"What?"

"Go, both of you. Get some marshmallows and we can make smores," Dabi said with a grin.

"Alright!"

The younger pro hero gave them a weird look and headed into the kitchen.

It took only five minutes and they returned to Tomura and Dabi drawing all over Kurogiri's face. Of course Dabi had been the one to draw a dick on the man's face while Tomura had given him whiskers and a mustache. Izuku almost dropped the drinks of the floor. He was really pissed because a mad Kurogiri was a scary man.

"What the fuck are you doin-

"Ugh..."

Kurogiri moved and rubbed his eyes. Izuku and Himiko stared at him in horror as he saw how close Dabi and Tomura were to his face with markers in their hands.

"What are you doing?" he said with his voice thick with anger.

"Ummmm-

All Might came back in with a couple board games in his hands. The lights flipped back on and he saw the mist man's real face covered in marker drawings.

"Shit! Kurogiri I am so sorry! I went to the rest room and thought to get board games-

Kurogiri got up and headed for the bathroom with All Might apologizing behind him.

"Damnit you two," Enji said shaking his head, "No wonder he said it's bad when you two hang out."

Kurogiri returned a few minutes later with his mist covering his face. He opened a portal and he shoved Himiko and Izuku through. The three of them were gone leaving Dabi and Tomura behind.

"What the hell-

"Well, the trains and buses are still down until morning," Endeavor said, "My limo is here though."

"Take me with you-

Enji shook his head, "Nope. Enjoy the torture."

The pro hero left out the door. All Might stood there staring at the two ex villains.

"Time for bed."

"It's nine at night-

He flipped the lights off.

"You better be in bed. I don't want to hear another noise. You can apologize to him in the morning."

The two guys laid on the couches staring at the ceiling.

"This huge fucking house and we have to sleep on the fucking couch."

"Shut the fuck up," Tomura said, "Asshole."

This was an idea from one of my readers on Archive of Our Own. So this was thanks to Zz!

-Pay Back Is a Bitch-

"I cannot believe we agreed to this."

Ochako looked up from the blanket she was sitting on with Hana and Izuki. She had the biggest smile on her face sitting there playing with the two babies, while Star and Robin were on the Playstation that Izuku had given him when the two of them moved in together. Tomura had caught wind that Dabi offered to babysit Izuki and he showed up with Izuku and their kids.

That fuck head. I can't believe him.

"I love them all! I can't wait to be a mom."

Dabi blinked.

"What?"

"I want to be a mom. Is that so hard to believe?"

Dabi stared at her.

"Ok, can you make me two bottles?"

"Sure."

Dabi returned to the kitchen and made the two bottles warm enough for them. He sighed and leaned against the counter. He had wanted so badly to have a family of his own and to do it right. He remembered how excited he was when they brought Shouto home. He played house with Fuyumi all the time.

"Are you ok?"

Dabi jumped.

"Huh?"

"You looked conflicted for a minute."

She grabbed the two bottles and returned to the living room. Dabi followed her to see the two baby girls laying on a pillow with a blanket. Ochako handed them their bottles and they started drinking away.

"Awwwww."

She rubbed their tummies while they drank.

"You would be a great mom."

She turned to look at Dabi.

"You think so?"

He nodded. She smiled happily and returned her attention to the babies.

"How many kids did you want?"

Ochako looked thoughtful for a minute.

"Maybe two or three?"

Dabi smiled.

X

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"Thanks for watching them... I had no idea you only agreed to watch Izuki."

Izuku laughed nervously.

"Uncle Dabi is the best!" Star declared, "We beat him at wrestling! Then Aunt Ochako floated us to the ceiling to dance!"

"I'm almost jealous. I would love to beat Uncle Dabi up," Tomura said giving him an evil grin.

"You fucker."

"Jackass-

"Alright, alright. You both just need to hug already," Ochako said with a grin.

"I would never to do that. I would rather die," Tomura said before slamming their front door.

"Is that all of them?" Dabi asked.

"Yea? Why?"

Dabi locked the door and picked Ochako up bridal style.

"Hey-

He took off for the hallway.

"What are you doing?!" she yelled with a laugh.

He threw her on the bed and started pulling her pants off.

"Let's make a baby."

She stared at him, "Are you serious?"

"More serious than Tomura's need for skin moisturizer."

She laughed as he tossed her pants to the side.

"Just you wait... I'll make you sure you can pop out four kids in no time."

X

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"The triplets are here!" Izuku called.

Tomura came running into the living room.

"Where the fuck is Dabi?"

"He went to work while Ochako went to visit her parents..."

"Wait- he fucking dropped them off and left?!"

"Yea? I gotta go to work. Love you hubby!"

Just as Izuku was out the door, all three babies started crying in unison. To make it worse- all three boys looked exactly Dabi. Hana staggered into the living room and started crying with them.

I swear to fucking god I will decay his fucked up face!

-Our Kids' Favorite Heroes-

"Do we really have to do this?" Tomura complained.

Izuku was kneeling down picking up a baby pumpkin costume for Hana.

"Yea... You do realize Halloween is part of taking care of kids."

"I don't want to be here around all these people. Why can't you order online like a normal person?"

"How do you order pizza then?" the pro hero asked.

"Dad orders it online. You don't have to talk to anyone," Robin answered.

"Oh well... Who gets the pizza from the delivery guy?" Izuku asked.

"I do. Dad gives me five dollars to give to him."

"Really Tomura?"

"Hey, Himiko always got our pizza or Dabi. I told you I don't do people."

"Dad, can I be Uncle Shouto for Halloween?" Robin asked picking up the small bag.

"Sure! I bet he would like that! He'd really be flattered."

Robin smiled and placed the costume pack in the basket. Hana reached over cooing trying to grab the bag.

"Here Hana, hold yours."

Tomura handed her the pumpkin costume and she squealed with delight.

"What hero did you want to be Star?" Izuku asked.

Star smiled big and placed her hands on her tiny hips.

"I want to be Ground Zero for Halloween because he's my favorite hero!"

Tomura covered his face trying to stop the laughter trying to leak out. Robin had no idea how it was funny but the look on Izuku's face was priceless.

"Wh-what?"

"Ground Zero! He's the toughest around!"

Tomura was bent over laughing hard now, with tears streaming down his face.

"This is payback for almost killing him that one time," Izuku groaned rubbing his temples.

X

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"What the hell! I never thought I would see you here!" Eijirou said hugging Izuku.

"Well, the kids were excited."

A black blur blew past them straight for Katsuki who was sitting at a table talking to Mina.

"Ground Zero!"

The man looked down to see Star Shigaraki dressed as him.

"You're my favorite hero! Dad Tomura said you would love that I dressed like this but he was laughing the whole time?" Star said scratching her head.

A shit eating grin appeared on Katsuki's face.

"Well, Little Ground Zero, welcome to the team! When you grow up you can join me!"

"Alright!"

Izuku sat in the corner moping in his glass.

"Awww, that sucks..." Ochako said with a grin on her face.

"Why me..."

"It's part of being dad."

"I guess."

"I have suffered so much humiliation from Dabi," Tomura said, "I can't even count the times because there's too many to count but damn... this takes the fucking cake."

Izuku gave him a dirty look, "Shut the fuck up."

Alright! That's the end! I hope all of you loved it! So, next week I won't be home since I'll be out of town but the week after I will be posting my new IzukuxTomura story. It's more adult like, a lot of heartache and a lot of fuck bombs from Tomura lol

-To Feel Alive Again-

Tomura had left the League years ago due to betrayal and heartache. He had been wandering aimlessly most nights hoping someone- anyone would kill him and put him out of his misery. He was ok with being a civilian so he didn't have to deal with the bullshit the League had.

Instead, he's greeted by a guy who calls himself Izuku Midoriya. A quirkless man with a dangerous hobby of hanging out with villains and interviewing them. He gives Tomura the chance to watch him work and soon they start a weird relationship where trust and being vulnerable is hard for both of them.

It seems the more he sees that cute freckled face, the easier it is to get out of bed and face the day. Everything from petty graffiti to 'borrowing' a motorcycle without permission- he feels alive again...

….until the ex boyfriend comes back and threatens the happiness he just started to gain back.

Garnet168: Thank you : ) I thought he needed a happy ending!

AmbertheCat: When I go work sunday, I usually sleep two or three hours then I end up exhausted the next morning lol The Transfer Student is a little slow burn at first but it picks up I promise ; ) as long as I have inspiration, I'll keep putting out stories left and right!

So, that's the next one! I hope you all look forward to it!

I love you all and thank you for reading my story! I had no idea this would be so popular at all. Honestly, I expected only a few kudos/favorites and some comments but hell... this was unexpected. I'll see you all at the next story!