BB: Sorry for not updating. I was too busy. High school is seriously a drag. --
VA: That's because you're a cabbage!!!!!
BB: ...I'm a vegetable? o.O;;;
VA: You are now!!!
PK01: Ooh! Ooh! I want to be a potato!!!
VA: Too bad!! I'm the potato!!!!
PK01: You can't be the potato!!! I have more eyes than you do!!
BB: You only have two eyes.
PK01: You lie!!!
All: ...
VA: I'm the potato!!!
PK01: I'm the potato!!!
VA: You can't be the potato!! You're not GREEN enough!!!!
PK01: At least I can say "strategy"!
BB: --UUU I won't bother saying anything. Let's just go on with the fic.
Note: Thank you to vanishingact for helping with the last chapter to "What Happened to Kai!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade
The apartment door suddenly burst open and all four Bladebreakers walked inside tiredly. Well, all except for one. "I'm hungry!!!" Kai announced loudly.
"Tyson, feed him," Ray mumbled tiredly.
"What?!" Tyson gasped, "but I'm BLIND!!!!"
"I'll give this bag of marshmallows if you do," Kenny bribed, holding up the said bag. Without a word, Tyson walked his way to the kitchen...er...groped his way to the kitchen.
Ray stared in confusion at Kenny. "Where did you get that?"
Kenny whispered quietly. "From Max's sugar closet."
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Max screamed.
Meanwhile...
Blindly, Tyson groped around the kitchen looking for something to eat. "Aha!!" he shouted triumphedly as he held up a box. Messily pouring some of the stuff into a bowl, he splashed some other ingredients into it too and shoved it into the microwave. When the beeping sound went off, Tyson took out the bowl and placed it in front of Kai.
Chibi Kai wrinkled his nose. "What is this??"
Tyson scowled. "Oatmeal of course!!"
Max looked inside the bowl. "Why is there a battery floating inside it?"
"Look! It's edible enough!! Just eat it already!!!" Tyson yelled at chibi Kai.
"It looks more barf to me?" Kai murmured.
"Are you insulting my cooking?!" Tyson yelled.
"And if I am?!!" Kai yelled, "I'm a better cook than you!!"
"Prove it!!!" Tyson yelled.
"Ahem, Tyson?" Kenny spoke up, "If you'd remember, Kai was the one who made us breakfast every morning."
Kai smirked at Tyson. "Told you so!"
"Shut up twerp!!" Tyson yelled.
Chibi Kai glared. "Make me!"
"Demon child!"
"Simpleton!"
"Shrimp!"
"Cotton brain!"
Ray, Max, and Kenny sighed as they tiredly watched the two fight.
"Blue boy!"
"Fatso!"
"Monkey face!"
"Godzilla!"
"Virginia!" All: o.O;;;
"Cucumber-head!"
"Weakling!"
It was then that chibi Kai decided that his lunch would look better on Tyson. SPLAT!!! "I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he roared.
"Fuck!! I'm taking a shower!!" Tyson yelled running into the bathroom soaked with oatmeal. Well, he did run into the wall first but that's beside the point. He eventually found his way to the bathroom. Ray just sighed and banged his head against the wall. He seemed to be sighing a lot these days. From now on, he promised to show respect to those couples that were raising kids.
"Ray?" chibi Kai asked worriedly when he noticed the neko-jin looking stressed. "You ok?"
Ray smiled weakly. "I'm ok, Kai. I just have a headache."
"Oh," Kai spoke, "Ray?"
"Yes?"
"Are you at the time-of-month-thingy?"
Ray nearly fell over. "NANI?!!"
Kai's eyebrows burrowed. "Are you pregnant?"
"N-oo-oo," Ray sputtered in shock.
"Were you raped?" Kai asked.
Ray suddenly seemed to have trouble breathing air. "Where did you learn all these things, Kai?"
"The Abbey," Kai answered, "Grandpa and Boris say they do it all the time and like it but everyone else say it's bad."
Ray suddenly felt stupid. 'Well duh!! The Abbey the only place where he could have learned the stuff- wait...MY GOD!!!! BORIS AND VOLTAIRE RAPED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
There was a moment of silence. "Ray?" chibi Kai suddenly asked out of the blue.
"Yes, Kai?" Ray was still in a state of shock.
"What's rape mean?"
Ray suddenly got red in the face. "W-well," he stuttered, "R-rape is...rape is uhmmm..." Kai looked at him expectantly. "Rape is...is..." Tyson suddenly came out of the shower, fully clothed with a red towel on his head. "Look!!" Ray suddenly yelled, pointing at Tyson. "IT'S THE CLOWN FROM MCDONALD'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai screamed a battle cry as he jumped onto Tyson and started beating the heck out of him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Tyson screamed.
Ray sighed with relief. "That was close." He blinked as a green blur suddenly ran past him and into the living room.
"Batman's on!!" Max squealed.
Kai looked up from bashing Tyson to look up alarmed. He quickly ran after Max into the living room, forgetting the unconscious dragon-wielder on the floor.
"Yesss! Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Max shouted jumping up and down on the sofa when the cartoon theme song started playing. Kai started jumping up on the sofa along with him. The sofa squeaked and began to shake dangerously.
"Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai sang happily.
Ray blinked. "I never knew Kai liked Batman..." He suddenly saw a flash of light and turned around to see Kenny holding a camera with a big grin on his face.
"YES!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ray stared in horror as the no-eyed computer expert ran to his room, still continuing with his maniacal laughter. 'Who would have thought the Chief to be like that...'
CRACK!!! "Oops..."
Ray had a sinking feeling that he didn't want to turn around. Against his best judgment, he turned around and behold, he did regret it. Max and Kai were sitting sprawled on the floor. The sofa looked more like a moose than a piece of furniture. A moose that was not very alive. Ray groaned. It'll take him forever to clean that mess up. "I'm too young to have this much stress," he mumbled.
"Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai shouted. Ray resorted back to his favorite hobby of hitting his head against the wall.
4:00 AM
Finally done cleaning, Ray collapsed onto an armchair in a dead faint; all his limps ached with pain. Max had sent Kai to bed earlier by being bribed with a pixie stick. Kenny had never come out of his room since the "blackmailing" scenario. And Tyson...well, Tyson had somehow managed to get himself into the room next door to theirs and happened to walk inside just when the lady had finished a shower. Currently, he was in his room recovering from a concussion and the lady was on a strike that blind men shouldn't be left to sneak around in other people's rooms.
At the far end of the hallway, Kai's door slowly creaked opened and the chibi scuffled out to the living room. He looked around as if searching for something and noticed the dark figure in the armchair. "Ray!" Chibi Kai shouted in the dark, "Are you awake?"
"No." Ray responded, still to tired to even raise his head.
"Oh." Silence. "Are you awake now?"
"No."
"Are you ever going to wake up?"
"Never."
"A-are you dead?"
"Yes."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried chibi Kai. Suddenly he gasped and stopped crying. "I can talk to dead people," he whispered, wide-eyed.
"What the heck is that noise?" Kenny appeared yawning. "Kai?" He flipped on the light switch.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai screamed, seeing Ray lying limply on the armchair. "RAY'S BEEN MURDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Max and Tyson immediately appeared beside the Chief, Tyson holding an icepack to his head. "MY GOD, HE'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Max shrieked.
"Ohhh, there must be a misunderstanding," Kenny spoke up, "Kai, Ray is-"
"RAY'S MURDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, SOMEONE DO CPR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CPR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson ran and crashed into the armchair, causing Ray to fall off.
"Hey!" Ray yelled tiredly, "I was sleeping on that!!"
"See Kai?" Kenny said looking at the chibi, "Ray's alive!"
Kai's mouth dropped open. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAY TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kenny sighed. "For the last time! Ray is not a-"
"DIE, ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Max shouted, hitting Ray with a frying pan. Ray fell to the floor like a rock. Everyone stared at Max. "He was a zombie!!!!!!" Max sniffled.
Kenny rubbed his temple and sighed. "Kai. Go get some ice. And Tyson? Go find some towels. Wait, on second thought, Max you go get the towels. Tyson, you could just stay where you are."
"Do I have too?" Tyson called from his awkward position from the floor.
"Yes. Stay there for the sake of nature."
Two hours later
"Ow...my head..." Ray groaned.
"Ray? Are you alive?" chibi Kai whispered quietly into Ray's ear. Ray didn't move. "Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai screamed into Ray's ear. Ray fell over and hit the floor, holding onto his aching noggin. Chibi Kai blinked from his seat on top of the bed that Ray had been occupying before. "Are you alright?"
"Not so loud," Ray groaned with his eyes shut. He still didn't move from the floor.
"Ray should get up!" Kai declared.
"No."
"Ray should get up! Or Tyson will think Ray needs CPR again!!" At this, Ray immediately got up from the floor and hid under the safety of the bed blankets. Tyson, who had been sleeping on a chair, suddenly woke up.
"Is Ray awake?!" he asked anxiously.
"Yes! I am!!" spoke the lump under the covers, "And don't you take another step near me!!"
"Thank God you're alive!!!!" Tyson wailed, "I thought I had to do CPR!!!!!!!" At this, the lump in the blankets stiffened and edged farther away from Tyson. It was then Max suddenly appeared at the door holding up a carrot.
"Meet my new friend, Stephanie!" he said proudly.
"..."
"...a carrot?" Tyson questioned.
"Not just a carrot," Max spoke, "STEPHANIE!!!! THE AMAZING, FLYING CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...flying?" Kai asked.
"FLY, STEPHANIE!!!!!!!!! FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" With that, Max threw the carrot into the air, which then resulted it on landing on the floor. The sound of running feet was heard in the hallway.
"Kai! Is Ray awake yet? I have some cold water for his head-AHH!!!!!!" Kenny tripped on the carrot and the bowl of water in his hands went flying through the air.
Max stared angstly at the broken carrot. "STEPHANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chibi Kai started laughing when he saw the sugar-loving beyblader sobbing over the carrot's death. His laughter was cut short when cold water suddenly rained down on him. There was silence as everyone stared at the soaked chibi Kai. Everyone expected to hear him scream. What they didn't expect was to hear him sniffle. "sniff sniff ...waaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Kai wailed at the top of his lungs. Tears streamed down his face. "WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" All: Awwwwww!!! The Bladebreakers sat there dumbstruck, not knowing what to do. "WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Can't you make him shut up?!!" Tyson yelled, his hands over his ears.
"How should I know?!!!" Ray shouted back.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whose the guy in the black cape!!" Max suddenly shouted.
Kai immediately stopped crying. "Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone sweatdropped.
"Before I was scared," Ray mumbled, "Now, I'm just terrified."
Kai sneezed. "Someone has to give the kid a bath or he'll get a cold," Kenny spoke. Everyone looked at Kenny. Kenny sighed, "Well, I guess I'll do that." Getting up from the wet floor, the Chief then picked up Kai and dragged him sneezing to the tub.
During bath time
"Kai! You have to get into the water!!"
"NO!!!"
"Kai, please!!"
"NO!!!"
"I'll make bubbles!!"
"..."
"Well?"
"NO!!!"
"You forced this upon yourself!!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOoooo-" SPLASH!!!!!
"There."
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"...Kai?"
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"...Kai?!!"
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"HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAI, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU COULDN'T SWIM?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!???!!!!"
"..."
"KAI?!?!!!!"
"..."
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thirty minutes later
After Kai had his near death experience, he sat stubbornly in the living room dressed in some of the clothes that Max had bought him. His back was turned to the other Bladebreakers and refused the look at anything except the wall.
Kenny sighed. "I said I was sorry, Kai."
"Hmph."
"I can't believe you drowned him while giving him a bath," Ray mumbled, sweatdropping.
"It was an accident!" Kenny sputtered.
"Even Tyson can bath himself!!" Max scowled.
"Yeah!! Even I'm not that dumb," Tyson agreed.
"Who said I couldn't bathe myself?!!" Kenny yelled.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai roared from the other side of the room.
"..."
Silence.
"I'm sorry, Kai," Kenny spoke softly. Kai turned around to stare at the Chief. Slowly he crawled to where the others were sitting and positioned himself next to Kenny. He beckoned him to lean over.
"Huh? I think he wants to tell you something, Chief," Max spoke.
"What is it Kai?" Kenny asked. Kai motioned him to lean closer. "Huh?" Kenny leaned over even more. Kai raised his head and said...
"DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kenny fell over, clutching his ear.
Kai smirked. "Now, we're even." Everyone else sweatdropped.
"Sheesh. He made Tyson blind, he now made the Chief half-deaf, what's next? Is he gonna make Max mute?" Ray murmured.
"Guys!! Lookie!!!" Max exclaimed pointing at the clock, "It's six o'clock!! Kai should change back any moment!!!!"
"He's right!!!!!" Ray gasped.
"Soon, we'll have back our anti-social, cold, blue-headed team captain again!!" Kenny sobbed.
"And I'll finally buy those spandex pants at Sears!!!!!" Tyson shouted.
They all sat in silence, crying tears of joy to savor the moment.
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...
The moment was finished. The turned Bladebreakers stared intensely at the small chibi. Kai starred back.
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A minute passed.
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Ten minutes.
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Thirty minutes.
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Three hours.
Nothing happened.
"I don't understand!" exclaimed Kenny, "He should have changed back by now!!"
"Maybe we have to wait longer," Ray suggested.
Two days later(Tyson can see now)Still nothing.
"Maybe it's like a fairy tale!!" Max said out of the blue, "He has to experience true love's first kiss!!!" Max got all sparkly-eyed.
"..."
"Great idea, Max!!" Tyson shouted, "Who votes for Ray!!" All the Bladebreakers raised their hands.
"You have got to be kidding me," Ray mumbled.
"Majority rules!" Kenny proclaimed.
Ray sighed. "Alright...let's just hope this works..." He turned to face Kai, who stared at him. Ray stared back. Kai continued to stare. Ray stared also.
"Oh, COME ON!!!!!!" Tyson shouted, "Don't be a coward, Ray!!!"
"Excuse me!" Ray retorted, "I'm not exactly jumping with joy to become the next Michael Jackson!"
"Isn't that guy just dreamy?!" Max sighed.
"..."
"Well here goes nothing..." Ray took a deep breath and squinted his eyes as he leaned towards the clueless chibi Kai. Suddenly...
BANG!
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY LITTLE BROTHER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!"
The Bladebreakers looked up in shock to see their blue-haired captain standing at the doorway. Kai, on the other hand, stared in horror at his little brother dressed in a bright purple "I'm too sexy" T-shirt and neon orange shorts.
"Big brother!!" chirped the little chibi and ran to give Kai a hug.
"Wait...he's your brother?!" choked Kenny.
"Who else!!!" Kai yelled, "he looks like me, doesn't he?!?!?!!! I leave him here to go on a business trip to see you turned him into a crossdresser!!!!!!!!! AND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He roared, pointing at Ray accusingly. "YOU SICKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE THE GAY ONE ON THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOLESTING MY LITTLE BROTHER LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN THAT FREAK MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!" Ray shocked.
"So that's why Ray's hair is so long," Tyson mused.
"NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ray choked, "IF ANYONE'S GAY ON THIS TEAM, IT'S MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HOW DID EVERYONE KNOW?!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!??!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!?!" Max wailed.
"..."
"...that demonic child is your brother?" Kenny repeated his question, "Well, then what's his name?!"
"Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai's little brother shouted.
"Will you STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyson yelled.
"That's his name." Everyone stared at Kai.
"...what?" Ray asked, unbelievably.
Flashback to Kai's past
"Kai! You have a new baby brother!!" chirped Kai's mother, holding a bundle of blankets. "Would you like to name him?"
Kai didn't even bother taking his eyes off the TV as a black-clad figure appeared on the screen. "Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kai's mother smiled uncertainly. "Err...okay..."
End flashback
Everyone stared at "Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, BATMAN" with disbelief clearly in their eyes.
"Wait a minute," Ray started, "your mother couldn't have seriously named your brother that..."
Kai held up a birth certificate with the following:
NAME: Danandannadaniananad Batman Kai Hiwatari Jr.
DATE OF BIRTH: 1999, March 4
SEX: Male
"..."
"...She actually spelled it out?" Kenny asked astonished.
"...Yes."
"But...but what about the gooze!!" Tyson yelled.
Kai stared at him. "...gooze?"
"The green, watery like thingy in the fridge!!" Tyson shouted.
Kai snorted. "That contaminated water?! Who the heck left that in there?!! A person could get sick drinking that!!"
Ray jaw fell open. "You mean you didn't drink it?!!"
"Like hell I did!!"
"Don't yell at me!!!!"
"Why should I listen to you, you gay pervert!!!!"
"I did not molest your brother!!!!"
"You were about to kiss him!!!!"
"That child knows about rape!!!!"
"YOU RAPED MY BROTHER?!!?!?!?!"
"ADOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Max yelled.
"..."
Ring. Ring.
Kai looked alarmed and then reached into his pocket for his cell phone.
Ring. Ri-"Hello? ...Hmm...What?! I just got back!!! I told you not to use the serum!!! ...HE ATE IT?!?!?!?!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai yelled into the small mobile and hung up. He looked down at his brother. "Looks like your brother has to leave again. You're gonna have to stay here, alright?" he glared up at his teammates. "This is you're last chance!!!!" He glared at Ray. "No gay-ness!!" He glared at Tyson. "No mistakes!!" He glared at Max. "No cross-dressing clothes!!" He glared at Kenny. "No talks about rape!!"
"Or we're off the team?" Kenny squeaked.
"No. Or I'll burn your skin off your bones, stuff a dead animal up your asses, and hang you all upside-down," Kai looked thoughtful, "And then get you off the team." He turned back to his brother and handed him a cell phone. "Press the "1" when there's trouble, alright?"
"Okay, big brother!!!" the chibi chirped.
Kai nodded and left out the door without another word.
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Kai Junior looked up at the Bladebreakers with a demonic grin. "We're gonna have so much fun..."
Owari
BB: So, that's the end! - Didya like it?
VA: I'm the potato!!!!
PK01: I'm the potato!!!!
VA: No, I am!!
PK01: Potato, potato, POTATO!!!!!!!!
BB: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!
Al: ...
PK01: Fine, you are the potato!! But I get to be the eggplant!!!!
VA: No fair!!
PK01: Food to you!!!
BB: Isn't I "foo"?
PK01: You lie!!!!!
BB: -.-UUU sigh Well, thank you for all of the reviews!! I hope you all enjoyed this fic as much as I enjoyed writing it!!
Note: THANK YOU AGAIN, TO VANISHINGACT