Prologue: The Board Room

"According to all known laws, the following is a parody of DreamWorks. The story you are about to read is a dramatization of the ficticious ill-fated production of an Avengers cash-in. The computers used in this story are not ficticious."

In an office in Glendale, CA, the Book of DreamWorks is opened, with a boy fishing on the moon at the front. "Once upon a time, there was an acclaimed animation studio. So acclaimed that, in fact, they beat a lamp for a short period of time. So thanks to the success of a movie called The Avengers, and an extension with Paramount, they were able to use their classic characters and put them together for one major movie event. Like that's ever gonna happen.", Johnny Katchemball said as he put down the book.

"Are we really that desperate?", He said. "Well, Rise of the Guardians did not break even", said a male shareholder. "We can rebuild. We have the technology", said a female shareholder. "It's not like after a major financial disappointment we decided to cash in on trends whilst making some employees embarrassed.", said another female shareholder. "Exactly!", exclaimed Johnny.

"Remember when Finding Nemo was the stuff and now Avengers is the stuff? We'll do that. Willie, assemble your finest women and men. We're gonna make our own Avengers.", announced Johnny.

"So what should we start with? We have to have our Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, and Captain America.", said a male board room member. "Simple. Shrek, Alex, Hiccup, and Po in that order. Our most popular characters!", replied an excited Johnny. "But Marvel used their C-list characters to start with. Shouldn't it be Sinbad, then Shrek, Miguel, and Jack Frost?", replies the male executive. "I fear two things. Republicans and Sinbad. And you named one of them. Take a hike to Vancouver!", orders Johnny. "Oh, and Fiona is Black Widow, Link is Hawkeye, and Megamind is Loki.", continues Johnny.

DreamWorks's Avengers