Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the Naruto universe, or else the Sharingan wouldn't be a mess of OP crap, and I do not own anything from the Fate universe, or else I would never have made any of the weird stuff with aliens and just focused on more historical characters turned into cute girls.

Kariya thought back on all that had happened in the last few hours as his Servant made his way to the docks in astral form, where a fight was already going on. Ever since he had summoned the cheerful blonde Berserker known as Naruto, everything that he had gone through in the last year was turned on his head. Not only was his Servant grossly strong, he may also have a means to both remove the Crest Worms from him and Sakura, but also completely eliminate Zouken. He didn't dare to get his hopes too far up, his original plan for the Grail War was to win, and even if Berserker could not heal him, they stood a very good chance of winning, especially since he was not overtaken by the Madness Enhancement.

"Master, are you watching this fight?" His Servant's voice rang out through his head, as he turned his attention inward and focused on the bond connecting the two of them.

Naaruto watched as the two Servants traded fast paced blows that generated impacts in the air around them. The first Servant, a small blonde haired women with her hair wrapped tightly in a bun, green eyes looking out from an elegant face, clad in blue and silver armor that covered her slender body, wielding a sword that was held in both hands that seemed to be made of wind, marking her as Saber. The second Servant, a man with dark hair with one strand falling down his face, bright orange eyes looking out from a handsome face, wielding two spears of different lengths covered in cloth with strange symbols on it that could only be Lancer. A small distance away from Saber stood a white haired woman, with red eyes and almost all white clothing watching the two Servants fight with a worried expression on her face.

"Master, do you recognize who this woman is?" Naruto called out mentally.

"No, but white hair and red eyes means she is likely an Einzbern homunculus, most likely the Master of Saber." Kariya's voice came in return. The sensation was rather odd, similar to the Yamanaka technique used to speak telepathically practiced back in his village. Dragging his thoughts away, he reached out with his senses to feel the energies surrounding the woman.

"This is rather odd. While she contains an energy that is rather similar to Saber, I don't sense any energy transfer between them, or the energy that would signify Command Seals. The prana link is actually connecting Saber to someone on one of the loading docks on the West side of here. Check through the eyes of my shadow clone, he should be close." He responded. The Shadow Clone technique was an ability that allowed the user to generate solid copies of themselves that were able to use techniques and fight, and returned whatever knowledge gained back to the user. This was one of Naruto's trademark techniques when he was alive, using them at a level far higher than anyone else before, so much that it crystallized itself in his legend. As a Servant, he is basically a body formed out of prana that houses a Heroic Spirit with a link to his Master. When he makes a clone, he is making it out of the same energy that forms himself as a Heroic Spirit, basically creating E-rank Demi-Servants as his clones, with himself as the Master. This allowed Kariya to see through their eyes just like he would with Naruto.

"That's Kiritsugu Emiya, also known as the Magus Killer, he married into the Einzbern family a couple years ago,." Kariya told him as he transferred his vision over to one of the multiple clones watching the ongoing fight, observing a dark haired man holding a sniper rifle on top of a loading dock. The sensation was a little strange, as you were watching through their eyes but unable to control the movements of the body. Additionally, Kariya could somewhat "feel" the Shadow Clones, similar to how he feels Berserker, just on a much fainter scale. "He is a freelancer specifically known for hunting down mages that received Sealing Designations for being dangerous to society and other people like that. He's the last member of the Emiya family, apparently killed his own father because he was trying to become a Dead Apostle and had infected an entire island of people. He also will do whatever it takes to save the most lives, kill 10 people to save 100, that sort of thing. He would kill a room of children if it meant saving a larger number of people in the end. He must be using that woman as a decoy Master, while he takes out the other Masters by any means necessary." Kariya responded, recalling the details that were gathered on all of the potential people involved in the Grail War.

Naruto's bared his elongated canines in disgust as he listened to Kariya describe Saber's secret Master. While he was no stranger to doing dirty work, after all he was a shinobi, an entire career based around spying, assassinations, and other covert actions, and had to give out those missions as the Hokage and do what was best for the village, he would never stoop so low as to sacrifice others unless absolutely necessary. Naruto was a firm believer in only killing when absolutely necessary, and only against enemies that truly behind salvation, it was one of the fundamental parts of his legend. Making friends with Haku and Zabuza, befriending Gaara, forgiving Nagato, chasing Sasuke over the years, and many other examples of him never giving up on people, whether they were enemies or friends, always believing in the best of people. He could never understand how this man could so easily sacrifice innocent lives, as if it all came down to simple statistics of helping the greater number.

"Master, I should probably kill this man, he is the type of person that would take any action necessary in this war and rationalize it. What if he thinks that bombing an entire block is the solution, since it would help him in getting the Grail? It would also remove Saber from the fight." Naruto responded with a serious expression on his face. "It also seems we aren't the only one observing the fight. There is a normal woman on the East side with a gun, as well as what seems to be Lancer's master on top of one of the warehouses."

"That's Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald. Typical arrogant magus, but has the power to back it up. Get your clones in position on each of them with your presence concealment, and Archibald if possible. If the opportunity presents itself, we can wipe out most of the main competition in the first night." Kariya ordered Berserker. The more he learned of his servant, the more he was amazed; Naruto had monstrously high overall stats, could make solid copies of himself, and he also had low level presence concealment that while it may not be on the same rank of Assassin, as most Servants will be able to detect him in close range, he was still shaping up to be an incredible Servant before even getting into open combat where Berserkers normally excel.

As Naruto's clones were sneaking into position by behind the Magus killer and his accomplice, drawing kunai as they moved, the final clone moving behind Lancer's master swept his gaze across the large crane on the side, and seeing a dark hooded figure with a skull like mask staring right at him, who cocked his head slightly before bowing his head slightly in what seemed to be acknowledgement before returning his gaze to the fight.

"Master! On top of the crane, it's Assassin! Wasn't he supposedly killed in that commotion around the Tohsaka estate on the way here? Naruto called out urgently. On the way to the docks, they had detected a large amount of magical energy being released from what Kariya identified as the Tohsaka mansion, where he arrived just in time to watch a figure in gold armor strike down Assassin by summoning countless weapons from golden portals before sending them to destroy Assassin.

"Back off the master for now, no reason to tip off any other Servants about your clone's abilities. There is most likely an underhanded scheme here. Every Assassin summoned has been Hassan-i-Sabbah, Hassan of the Hundred Faces, so it is likely that he may have a similar ability to you. Let's watch the fight, it look like Lancer's master is making his move." Kariya responded, as they listened to Lancer's master give permission to use his Noble Phantasm. What followed was a rather fast exchange of blows, with Lancer tricking Saber using his two spears, eventually revealing both of their identities; King Arthur, the Once and Future King of Britain wielding the legendary blade Excalibur was actually a girl, and Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, son of Donn and first warrior of the Knights of Fianna, wielding two different length spears; Gae Dearg that can cut through magic and Gae Buidhe that causes cursed wounds. At this Naruto frowned, his regeneration and ability to heal from damage is one of his most important abilities that allows him to fight long after any other person would have died.

He was knocked out of his thoughts as a flash of lightning lit up the sky, as the sound of hooves filled the air, a large chariot pulled by two massive bulls descended from the air, lightning crackling around them, arcing across all the metal shipping containers and machinery, with an absolutely massive red haired man, with a rather thin and small black haired youth holding the reins proclaiming loudly,

"Both of you, sheathe your blades. You are in the presence of the king! I am Iskandar, King of Conquerors!"

Kiritsugu felt that the situation at the docks was rapidly spreading out of his control; what originally started as a scouting expedition with Saber answering the call of the enemy servant has devolved into chaos. Saber was both wounded by a cursed weapon, her identity was revealed as the King of Britain, revealing what her Noble Phantasm would most likely be. The only way to heal her would be to defeat Lancer, who was a formidable Servant, or his Master, and while Kayneth Archibald was a rather typically arrogant magus, he still had the talent to pack up his claims. Furthermore, Assassin was still alive somehow, and he couldn't make a move to take out an enemy Master, as there would be no possible way he survives a battle with potentially multiple Servants. Finally, another Servant, the legendary Alexander the Great had arrived, loudly proclaiming who he was for all to hear. All of this was running through his head as he shifted the scope of his sniper to the quivering Master at Rider's side, before he felt the cold steel of a blade press itself against his neck.

"Oh what's this? You and your little friend on the other side wouldn't be about to interrupt this fun little gathering by shooting that poor little master down there, would you now? That would make the Boss awfully annoyed after all.l" A voice growled into his ear, pushing the blade a little harder into his neck.

Rider's loud voice shouted out below him,"My name is Iskandar, the King of Conquerors! In this Grail War, I am of the Rider class. Fate has brought us together to do battle for the Grail."

"What are you thinking, you idiot?" His shaking master frantically tried to stop him, ineffectively pushing at him as he cowered within the chariot.

"But first, I wish to make a proposition. What think you of yielding the Grail to me, and joining my army? You would be treated as honored allies. And together, we shall share in the joy of world conquest!"

This was incredibly bad, Kiritsugu decided. Not only was a Servant pressing a blade into his neck, which he had zero hopes of escaping without having his throat slashed, they knew Maiya was there as well and she was most likely in the same situation.

"I am afraid I must decline. I may give the Grail to but one man; my new avowed lord." Diarmuid called out.

" Not to you, Rider! Did you interfere with our battle merely to proffer that ridiculous plan? If so, it is a grave insult. I am the rightful King of Britain. I could never lower myself to mere retainer, even in service to a mighty king." Saber responded angrily, hands tightening around the grip of her once again concealed Excalibur.

"King of Britain, you say! What a surprise! I'd hardly have expected the King of Knights to be a little girl." Rider said, appearing genuinely interested in the now named Saber.

But who could it possibly be? Saber, Lancer, and Rider were all down below, from what Kiritsugu saw of Archer, he was incredibly arrogant and bombarded enemies from afar. It could possibly be Assassin, but he wasn't quite sure what the situation there was, considering he was struck down by Archer earlier that night.

"Then would you like to taste this little girl's blade, King of Conquerors?" Saber responded, bringing her blade to point at Rider.

"I suppose negotiations have failed. Such a waste, what a shame!" Rider said with a sigh, rubbing the back of his head.

His thoughts racing, Kiritsugu went through a dozen escape plans in a few seconds, but in no way could he combat a knife placed against his throat by a Servant, whose reflexes and speed would be enough to kill him before he even moved a foot. In all of his life combating mages, earning the distinct title of Magus Killer, had he even been so close to dying as quite this moment. All of his plans for the Grail War were about to go up in smoke. Distantly, he heard Lancer's master Kayneth Archibald berating and threatening Rider's Master, the now named Waver Velvet, who seemed to be cowering into Rider's cloak.

"Mage! So you were to be my Master, rather than this boy. Absurd, only one brave enough to ride to the battlefield at my side could ever be my Master. A coward who lacks sufficient courage to show himself is nowhere close to being worthy! And there are others as well! Out there, skulking in the darkness!" Rider called out, spreading his arms wide. "Saber and Lancer, your duel was magnificent. Surely, the sound of your blades called other Heroic Spirits than myself here. Heroic Spirits, born again through the Holy Grail, gather here and now! Those too craven to show themselves will draw the scorn of Iskandar, King of Conquerors!"

As Kiritsugu continued to think of plans, a bead of blood traveling down his throat where the edge of the knife was pressed, a flurry of gold lights swirled down, gathering on top of a flickering light pole, revealing the golden armored Archer that struck down Assassin.

"So, two lesser beings dare to name themselves kings, even in my presence." Archer called out. Covered from the neck down in intricate golden armor, with bright gold hair standing up, red eyes peering out from a handsome face that was marred by a look of utter contempt with his arms crossed across his breastplate.

"I fail to see where the problem lies, I am Iskandar, the legendary King of Conquerors." Rider responded with a rather confused look on his face.

"What nonsense. I am the one true king. All others are mere pretenders." Archer uttered, his sneer deepening as he glared down from his position.

"If you're that insistent, then why not name yourself? No true king should be troubled by giving his name." Iskandar challenged back.

"So you would question me, pretender? Me, the king? If, even in the presence of my glory, you cannot discern my identity, your blindness will seal your doom!" Archer proclaimed, golden circles forming in the air behind him with the tips of intricate weapons poking out.

Kiritsugu didn't know what to do, at least 5 of the 7 Servants were gathered in one place, both him and Maiya were trapped by an unknown enemy, and the fighting was about to begin anew. As he considered the odds of using a Command Seal to recall Saber to defend him, giving away his status as Master, he felt the knife at his throat drop away.

"Well, I guess that means it's the Boss's turn to join in." A voice behind him stated, quickly turning around to see a young man stepping away from him with bright blonde hair with blue eyes, dressed in a black and orange outfit with a white coat over it slipping the knife, a kunai he absently noted, back into his sleeve, before seemingly turning into smoke with a small popping noise. Right as he turned back to see what was going on below, a blur crashed into Lancer, slamming him into the stack of shipping crates at incredible speed.

Naruto sighed, standing up from his kneeling position. His shadow clones had subdued both Kiritsugu Emiya and his accomplice, preventing them from acting as more and more Servants joining the fray, with Rider loudly stating his identity as Iskandar, the King of Conquerors. With Rider's challenge out to all of those watching in the shadows, what Naruto assumed was Archer appeared, dressed in all gold, with hair that was almost as gravity defying as Kakashi-sensei, a look that just screamed arrogance that may even match Madara Uchiha. He even had the stance down! Looking down from a higher point, a sneer on his face with his arms crossed on his chest, the only thing missing was a gunbai and a pair of spinning Sharingan.

As weapons started to appear behind Archer, Saber and Lancer both readied their weapons, he prepared to join in. Afterall, he was THE Naruto Uzumaki, the Show-off Number One Unpredictable Noisy Ninja!

"Master, I'm gonna join in, can't miss out on all the fun!" He called out mentally to Kariya and cutting the connection, before getting into a low stance, gathering chakra into his legs, with a whispered "This one is for you Bushy Brows..." before launching himself into the crowd of Servants.

"DYNAMIC ENTRY!!"