Someday, time may present itself to you as a variable when you do nothing but watch through your own eyes as emptiness is ever so fleeting.

Viewing your memories as a passing movie to entertain the thought of that very variable, because at the end of your movie, it might just seem as you've just watched your entire life flash between your eyes for the second time.

Or was it the third, No, I think it was the fifth.

I'm not even kidding, I've literally been watching my memories on a continuous Reloop, my mistakes, failures, victories, cringe worthy moments and I have decided in my own mind that time is now just a relative.

Let me just tell you, it's a surreal experience

Because watching myself die for the fourth, no I mean my fifth time? With nothing but a front row seat, courtesy of my very own eyes is just mind boggling.

Anyway, usually once you've finished a movie at the cinemas, you leave for the exit, however in this lobby of? What's a good name for this place; After-Death lobby? Nah, how about, The Place With no Exit, no I think that's too literal... Oh I think I got the right name, what do you think of ''The place I went to after I died which forced me to watch my life like a movie, questioning the fact that I'm starting to assume that I'm not supposed to be here'' quite a name if you ask me.

Oh, the movies going to start playing again, one of my favourite parts, Birth.

And 3. 2. 1.

'' BOO MOTHERFUCKER ''

Flinching, my head quickly jerks back from a mirror image of my baby self, emerging from the dark, and almost as if it was a switch, lights quickly turn on rendering myself vision.

The chair I was in rocks back 'I was in a chair?' from the surprise attack making me fall to the ground while I listen to laughter coming from the baby itself, that seems to be enjoying the time of his life at my misfortune. Not bothering to get up I mumble ''scared the shit out of me''.

''Then you might want to change your nappy, hahaha''

Laughing a bit to myself at the baby joke, I slowly pull myself up from the ground? Or whatever my feet are touching, picking up the chair to take back my seat. I see the baby rendering itself into my image I had before I kicked the bucket so to speak.

My handsome 19-year-old self, sexy mother-fucker

''soooo... what's up?'' I questioned a bit to dumbly if I had to ask myself.

''Not much, you?''

''Just died, so there's that'' I say as if this conversation is just normal ''Yea, that suck's'',I? He? Myself? Responds by nodding his head up and down, I attempt to move this conversation along ''Are you god?'' Hey don't look at me like that, I had to ask.

He pauses and changes his stance into a thinking position and slowly responds, ''No'' I blink to myself, if he is not god is he a ''Are you a ROB?''. A gear animation blinks into existence and settles next to his forehead, clearly showing he is thinking extra hard, its comical if you ask me. ''No'' he states in finality, ''A ROB so to speak, would be what I would assume is a RANDOM omnipotent being, keyword being RANDOM, and I am an Omnipotent being'' you can see he is happy with his answer judging by that bright smile.

So, he said ''keyword'' which would mean, ''random would mean that meeting you would have been left to chance, pointing out that you specifically found me? Or I somehow know a godlike *cough* *cough* I mean Omnipotent being''.

''Ding, ding, ding and we have a winner'' his smile is starting to stretch inhumanly possible. ''So, you know how this ROB minus the R stuff work, reading fanfictions on self inserts was one of your favourites past times. However, we are going to be doing this differently'' a dramatic drum roll starts to sound out in the room as he attempts to build up suspense ''WE ARE GOING TO PLAY A GAME'' fireworks start sounding off as background sound, now he's in a suit. ''Here's how it's going to work; Destination – What universe in the multi-verse would I be sending you to, Timeline – When you are reborn into that timeline, who – Who you may be replacing or placed as. Now, all you've got to do is guess who I am to you. However you only get 3 chances and if you fail the first time, I will pick your destination, if you fail the second time, I will pick your timeline and if you fail the third time, I will pick your who''.

''Now, WHO AM I''

''Aren't I supposed to get wishes'' I can't help but complain, this was my time to become OP before I'm even born, this is my chance ''And why do tell, should I just give you wishes, I do not owe you anything, and we both know I'm the one doing the favour. Let me make this clear, this is not some story you've read, we are in the here and now, THIS IS REAL''

Shit, guys got a point. I never understood half the self inserts with godly or omnipotent beings who just give the main character 5 wishes or more, like how broken can you get? Or when a god accidently kills the MC and acts like he's done something wrong and gives you wishes to forgive him. When you step on an Ant, do you beg for forgiveness and give it a wish? No, because compared to a god that is what we are and I think it's about time I start taking this more seriously or as serious as I can get before, I'm reborn.

Got to think, who is he? I'm pretty sure, that if you encounter a godlike being you would remember him or some part of him, or whatever type of anomaly that just being in his presence would bring

''Are you (fuck I don't know) rumple stilt skin'' ''No'' Fuck, why did I even say that, it just slipped out of my mouth, cursing myself as I start swearing up a storm in my mind, well there goes my pick of destination. I could feel my imaginary heart beating rapidly thinking of the aftereffects of what his possible choices would be, and what events these actions may bring me later.

''Are you. My dad'' Hopes up ''No'' Fuck, hopes crushed. Shit, Shit, shit, shit. I'm so Fucking stupid.

Don't fucking look at me like that, I never knew him and he clearly stated 'who is he' and I never knew my dad and none of my friends and known family were multi-dimensional omnipotent badass's. Now let's breakdown what we know of him; nothing, ok, that took us know where, the only thing we can extrapolate from the information given is him saying Random. That still shows me nothing that could indicate... wait...

''Are you. Me?''

''Ding, ding, ding, you got it correctly'', but how unless ''That's right, I am you from a parallel universe in which I have obtained omnipotence and you are going to be my entertainment''

My mind is officially blown, but hearing him say he's going to watch me like some type of thing to be manipulated channels my anger ''Calm your tits, what I want you to do is LIVE. You know the thing you're going to be doing anyway, No strings here, do anything to your hearts content in that universe for that just may be your last''

Ok, calming down I get a good look at myself. Hehe I'm a god *cough*, no. Omnipotent being, you see gods are like fly's to beings such as my imaginary self, hehe

Wait a minute I answered correctly, allowing me to pick who am going to be or reborn as. ''where are you sending me'' I swear I can hear his mumbles, something about me being a no good something, and ruining his fun, wait he was going to cheat me out of my choice.

''Ahem, I am sending you to... DRUMROLE PLEASE'' He's eyeing me, does he actually want a drum role? Rolling my eyes at my/his childishness, I start drum rolling, I'm waiting, waiting, still waiting.

''I am sending you to the originals/vampire diaries universe'' Ok, I could definitely work with this, there are major pros and cons but I'm confident we can make do, now what timeline am I being sent to; please somewhere good ''And the timeline you will appear in is during the Mikaelson children's birth''

FUCK YES, this is the biggest advantage I could actually hope for.

''Now, just tell me which family member you want to be born as'' Alright, think; I could replace Finn but, well who would want to be him, Klaus would probably be the best, long term wise, werewolf and vampire hybrid right off the bat, I only have to let events really play out but then I would kind of be responsible for the death of the youngest child, don't want to deal with that and his shitty life.

I could probably change how Mikael would view me compared to cannon events but, wouldn't want to risk it.

Elijah, nah. Then I'd have the responsibilities dumped on mean I would have to be Klaus's maid, Fuck no.

Kol, that would be interesting, I would be able to have a reckless personality and he had great genes for magic. But I wouldn't mind building an empire, they are in the middle to late of the iron age

Or I can be placed as another member.

''I've decided, I want to be born as kol's twin brother'' first and foremost, I am not being a girl, no ifs, buts, or anything, hell no. It just wouldn't be right.

Having access to the magical part of the family would greatly increase my chances in the long run, before I lose it to vampirism and I've always wanted a twin.

Yea the twin part would be cool, the magic is just a bonus.

''hohoho, interesting decision. I'm going to just cut the pleasantries, have fun!''

''Wait, wait chuck me straight into birth, I don't want to wait around''

''BYE''