It was a calm night on a frosty mountain for the Ice Climber pair to be trekking up on it with their trusty wooden mallets... and then they saw a bunch of Teletubbies popping up around on the snowy terrain.

"Hey why are these weird things here?" Popo asked while scratching his parka clothed butt.

Nana shrugged and let out a fart as she proceeded to shake her hooded head. "I don't know, I think they want-"

"Tubby custard!" The Teletubbies exclaimed as they swarmed over the Ice Climbers, wanting some sweet gross baby food to chow down on since they had no standards for living.