PART 2

I had somehow manged to get to sleep in that cramped bath tub and I would of slept longer if those speakers didn't blast out.

Suddenly a large screen was before me

"get up flipper boy I got plans, meet me outside your room"

This is probably going to be my first real task with Herbert. I head out.

"good morning now follow me"

"where are we going?"

"my operation room"

After 5 flights of stairs we arrive in a large HQ like room.

"sit down"

"so, what you thinking about"

"ok listen up, the coins for change party is starting today and I got word that rockhopper guy will be there so"

Herbert hands me a can of jet pack fuel

"so what you want me to fly over there"

"No, I want you to cover his ship in this stuff, then put on a bit of this"

He hands me a bottle of hot sauce

"ok you want me to set his ship alight, for what?"

"I thought it would make a great distraction, everyone would be watching his ship burn while I take the coins"

How many secret base igloos was Herbert looking to buy?

"Sounds great, but what's in it for me"

"I will upgrade your accommodation to the bedroom suite"

"Great, but how are we going to get there"

"With my teleporter, we are going 3 2 1"

I was back in the mountains near the dojo

"Oh and if things go shit ring me up"

He hands me an old spy phone

"oh yeah the comb tool is useless"

"Alright I'm going to the dock I will ring you once the boats alight"

I'm back at the dock, I got the fuel and hot sauce, how should we start, the boat is full of penguins!

Well the light house is close by doing it from a height could help me out… yes I got it. I will use the jet pack up there to fly high above the clouds then I will drizzle the oil on the ship, then I will add a little drop of hot sauce and burn that thing.

I scale the light house, grab the jet pack and fly away. I'm currently 423ft above the ship, I take aim and pour fuel over the ship. I can now see some outraged penguins down below. Hot sauce time!

Suddenly the Rockhoppers ship is a burning blaze. I call Herbert.

"Ships alight, go for that gold"

"Right excellent work"

But then… LOW FUEL LOW FUEL

Holy shit my jet parks locked up and now I'm plummeting into a fiery death.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

In order to survive I had to do a high dive… in shallow water, yeah I'm dead…

Im now 127ft away from the water, then I remember the spy phone can teleport

I mash teleport… AND IT WORKED that was a close one shit now im go-

"Hi seal wanna catch these flippers"

It was that Green fuck from the pizza place, he was ripped, now I wish I slammed into that water.

"scared are you"

"nah I got places to be see ya"

And teleport, another close call.

I end up at the mountain and I get a call

"hey Herbert what's happening"

"got the cash, I'm teleporting us back"

Back at HQ I talk to Herbert

"What was happening at the migrator"

"Oh them penguins were going ape shit, now I was able to collect a sweet 74349 coins now lets take you to your new room!"

Boy those 2 near death experiences were totally worth the new room, a large bedroom with a king size DX bed and an awesome suet bathroom.

"This was totally worth it!"

"yeah but I got more tasks for you tomorrow"

"I'm looking to have an early night tonight so goodnight"

"Yeah go ahead, see ya"

Geez what a day, I wonder what's instore for me tomorrow.