Garfield is too fat to eat so he barfs all over Jon's couch.

Jon had his long pong all over his couch he decided to smack it on his lips.

It tasted like white tender milk that was actually disgusting.

Garfield never got a chance to enjoy the craziness of Jon getting on the couch.

That'd be bad for him.

He decided to go fast and smoke dank memes while enjoying Doritos.

Jukebox Hero by Foreigner began playing in the background.

Garfield then walked down the street to meet some strangers with weed while leaving Jon alone.

jon was so sad about Garfield leaving the room as fast like sanic the hedghog...

He would decide to Kermit suicide...but that would actually be bad for him because he'd be sent to the devil's cave.

Jon decided to play with his long ping-pong as it rolled around the floor. The Ping-pong was actually a pig's mouth and it began to eat him all up!

And before Jon knew it, he can't get out of that big old pig's mouth.

Jon was eaten by a pig after that.

When Garfield returned to the house for some more stacks of cash, he only sees some big pig that ate Jon all up.

Garfield said, "That pig's so crazy for eating Jon. He thinks it's wonderful, so let him be."

After that, the cat fell asleep and dreamed of the big thing eating him all up.

It was Cookie Monster! He ate Garfield up and his dream started to end.

So did the story.