Authors note this is the mature version of my Teen fanfic Peroroncino and Momonga, there is literally no difference other than this version will have very graphic sex, whereas the other one will not explain the sex so detailed, there will be no difference at all until chapter 3 F.Y.I.

Prologue: Welcome to the New World.

Jin sat back in his chair. Looking at all the anime girl figurings and posters that littered his dimly lit "game room". He'd received an e-mail from his old friend Suzuki Satoru not long ago. Something about meeting up and having one last day in YGGDRASIL together. He'd had his reasons for leaving the game all those years ago, but if Suzuki Satoru wanted one last day, well it's just a good thing his latest H-game he bough featured his sister's voice... yet again. So he had a free day to mess around in YGGDRASIL for a few hours before he had to go to sleep for work.

"Wonder what 'ol bone boy has been doing all this time alone in that game?" He wondered out loud as he slipped on the headgear. Within seconds he was standing in a very familiar spot. The round table room in Nazarick. There sat, by himself, was his old friend's Overlord character... Momonga. Momonga wove to him in a friendly manner.

"Oh! Jin! you made it after all!" Suzuki Satoru said in an all too happy voice. Jin looked around the room. All the other 39 chairs were empty... Nobody else had bothered to show up?

"We're in game... call me Peroroncino!" He reminded his friend. Momonga face palmed then corrected himself, even changing his voice a bit to match his character.

"I mean... welcome back to these Hollowed halls my great comrade Peroroncino!" Momonga said, laying on the RP extra thick. Peroroncino just shook his head and took a seat across from Momonga. The game hadn't changed a bit in the years he was gone.

"So... am I the only one that came? I was really hoping to at least see Ulbert here," he said to the Skeleton Lord, who just shrugged.

"Well, Hero Hero said he'd be stopping by, but I don't think he'll make it after all..." Momonga said sounding disappointed. It wouldn't be too long till the server shut down for good.

"Man... that guy? If he's still working as hard as he used too... he'd be the last one I expected to show up!" Peroroncino said. Momonga nodded. Hero Hero used to fall asleep online all the time, it became a sort of inside joke amongst the guild. Peroroncino looked at the timer and clicked his tongue.

"Not too long now, eh?" He remarked, noting the counting clock in the upper hand corner of their vision.

"Yeah... so um, what have you been doing? I got your last message, sorry it took me forever to respond..." Momonga said. Peroroncino just laughed.

"What do I ever do? Simply dive head first into my degeneracy and never look back!" He said standing up and flexing in an overly dramatic manner. Mononga laughed.

"Indeed, I expected nothing less from you!" he said still chuckling. The birdman looked around the empty room.

"But have you really been playing this game all this time still?" Peroroncino asked. Momonga nodded with a shrug.

"I mean... I did it for so long... to stop just felt... anyway, not like there's anything else good to play at the moment." Momonga stated in wishful thinking. Peroroncino leaned over the desk and waved his finger at his old friend.

"That's why man... H-games! There are so many of them! And many have some really good stories... OH! For example! There's this one that I'm playing now, right? You play as this guy who has a harem, but here the catch... one of them is a trap... and you don't know which one it is until you... you know!" Peroroncino said, standing up and thrusting his hips into the air in a lewd manner. Momonga just facepalmed and shook his head... a motion he did quite often when around his friend.

"And so... what? You try to avoid getting trapped? And try and get the girls?" Momonga asked. Usually, Momonga would not indulge this kind of conversation Peroroncino thought, he must really have missed this... and to be honest he did too. He wished he'd come back to play the game at least a week or so... damn.

"What? No! the point is to FIND the trap! That's how you win...F.Y.I. it was the cutest one in the harem!" Peroroncino said while laughing. His old friend just looked at him with his hands splayed open.

"You're into some weird stuff... you know that?" Momonga said shaking his head. Peroroncino just leaned back in his chair kicking up his feet on the table.

"Yeah well... gotta be into something!" He said laughing as he admired the ceiling, it's been forever since he'd been in Nazarick, he almost forgot why he left... then he remembered and his mood grew sore for only a second before he banished that memory from his mind.

"So... what do we do to till it's over?" Momonga asked. Peroroncino didn't really have much to say.

"This is your party Momonga! You're the one that wanted us to come... but seriously? I'm the only one who came? That's kinda sad, geez if I never came you'd be all alone! What would you do then?" Peroroncino asked. Momonga sat back thinking.

"Who knows! Probably just program all the female NPC's to be in love with me or something stupid like that!" he said laughing, Peroroncino burst out laughing, that is something Momonga would NEVER do in a thousand years! Just the thought of this straight-laced kid doing something so... perverted!

"No, that's something I would do, you'd probably just go outside and set off fireworks... or something lame like that!" Peroroncino said, teasing his friend. Momonga laughed. I was right, wasn't I? He asked his friend in his own mind.

"Well, it looks like we will be keeping each other on each other's best behavior! then," Momonga said waving his hands back and forth.

"HA! Now that I think about it... you could really do that, couldn't you? With that staff thing, we made for you," Peroroncino said, remembering the staff of Ainz Ooal Gown. Momonga raised it up high in the air. The golden staff that had many serpents holding gems in their mouths. It was enveloped in an evil dark aura that looked like twisting, screaming faces.

"Indeed I could, I can edit any NPC's flavor text... not that I ever would." He laughed. he set the staff down in place and it hovered int he air... menacingly.

"You might as well! All the crap we went through to get that thing made... might as well go put it to good use." Peroroncino told his friend as he pointed to the staff he, himself, could not use.

"Oh yeah? Fine... since it's the last day... and you've basically just dared me to do it... how should I tarnish one of the NPC's that our friends spent so many hours making, oh let me guess, I should make Shalltear in love with me?" he asked laughing. But Peroroncino just snickered.

"If you'd bothered to read her ENTIRE lore page, you'd have read that she's already set to be in love with you!" Peroroncino said clapping at his own dastardly plot, that had never been revealed. Momonga just sat in silence for a bit.

"What? Ji... Peroroncino you are not serious?" Momonga pleaded. but Peroroncino just nodded.

"Yeah, the day I left, I added that she would find you to be the "crystallization of beauty" and would want nothing more than to uh... be with you!" Peroroncino said now bursting out into laughter... he knew this was not the kind of thing his friend was into... exactly why he'd done it.

"You're sick man..." Momonga said shaking his head. Peroroncino just stood up on the table did a stupid pose. After a while, he jumped off and, motioned for Momonga to follow him. He did after grabbing The Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown and the two walked out of the round room together.

"Where we headed?" Momonga asked in a curious tone.

"Throne room! You have an NPC to tarnish!" Peroroncino could hear Momonga sigh loudly behind him. They walked to the throne room, as it was one of the few rooms that the ring of Ainz Ooal Gown wound not work in. Peroroncino pushed open the doors, the huge hallway of Naarick was just the way he remembered, hadn't changed at all, from it's expensive carpet, to the dream drapes that hung beautifully from the ceiling... all the way to the throne room, the world item that protected all of Nazarick. Next to the throne was a beautiful woman. She wore a white dress, had black wings and long black hair. Peroroncino pointed to her.

"Her... that's the one!" Peroroncino said enthusiastically. Momonga looked at her dubiously. She sat there with a blank expression on her face. Momonga walked up to her.

"Um, okay, but why this one? I see why YOU would like her..." Momonga began.

"Unlike YOU... I read all our NPC's lore pages... so I know that this is Albedo! And I know that her programmer Tabula added something to her lore that I never liked..." he said, pulling up her status screen. Peroroncino scrolled through the walls and walls of text.

"Wow... you really read all this?" Momonga asked astonished. There really was so much of it!

"I told you... I read everyone's, I like stuff like this..." Peroroncino stated as he finally got to the end.

"There... "she is a bitch"... I never liked that about her...so you should change it!" Peroroncino directed pointing and tapping his finger at the text he disliked. Momonga laughed.

"Uh-huh... and let me guess, you want me to change it so she only loves you?" Momonga asked, but the birdman shook his head and patted the back of Momonga.

"No man, you're going to add that she loves YOU!" He burst out laughing. The hooded skull figure shook his head again in disbelief. Peroroncino loved to tease his friend like this, he was so easy to provoke.

"And... why would I do that?" He asked, not really wanting to know the answer. Peroroncino just stood behind her and pointed at her.

"Because, you need a harem!" Peroroncino exclaimed raising both his hands to the air. Momonga stood in silence.

"Again... this sounds more like something up your alley..." but Peroroncino disagreed.

"Nope, I'm the one guy in anime that never gets a harem... it's always the lonely shy guy who will never have sex that gets them... that's you, buddy!" Peroroncino reminded Momonga. He sighed and quickly changed Albedo's setting to "Is in love with Momonga... and Peroroncino." using the staff's admin functions.

"There, she'll be in love with the both of us," Momonga said, but Peroroncino was very disappointed.

"But that ruin's the whole joke!" Peroroncino sounded disspleased. But Momomga was already closing down her screen as to say "it is done". Peroroncino grumbled but saw the counting down clock.

"OH! Hey, lookit that, it's almost time..." Peroroncino said. The jovial atmosphere was replaced by a somber one.

"So this is really it then? Just a minute left?" Momomga asked in a sad voice. Even Peroroncino was serious now, he knew how much this place meant to him. Shame they couldn't have more time, or like how it could have been back then... before her!

"Well, after the servers shut down, hit me up online, I can still talk for a little while longer..." Peroroncino said feeling good nostalgia vibes all of a sudden.

"Okay... but it won't be the same for me after this game is gone..." Momonga said solemnly. Peroroncino nodded, he got that.

"Welp here we go...3...2...1...and..." Peroroncino counted down with the clock. But nothing happened. they both waited for a bit, looking around in silent confusion. Even Albedo was mimicking their actions looking around like they were in confusion, that was a weird feature to add Peroroncino thought.

"Eh? I think my clock might be off.. wait where did my hud go?" Peroroncino spoke out but Momonga was waving his hand in the air. He too was having trouble pulling up the player help menu screen.

"Uh, yeah I lost mine as well, and I can't contact to the GM's... this must be a weird bug or something right?" he asked. Peroroncino nodded. What else could this be?

"Yeah... wait... I can't log out, that's not something... can you log out?" Peroroncino asked getting concerned that something had happened. He looked around and only saw Albedo there with a concerned look on her face. Peroroncino wondered what patch it was that added that. Still, how did it know to look concerned? He had bigger concerns of his own.

"Is this some kind of prank?" Peroroncino asked grabbing his head. But then he felt his hair. Feel? Did they add feeling too? He hadn't noticed this until now... what the hell?

"Is... everything alright my Lords?" A cute female voice asked. They both turned to face Albedo who was looking at them now more worried than anything else on her face.

"What the... since when did they talk? They add that as well?" Peroroncino finally spoke out in surprise but Momonga was gawking at her in silent awe. He was sjaking his head "no".

"Um... no... they didn't and I can smell her, smell was never added either..." Momonga said in confused thought. Peroroncino realized he was right, she had a perfume that was better smelling than anything he's ever experienced from a womans... not that there had been many.

"I can feel too... and wait... I'm breathing! Like..." Peroroncino took a huge breath in held it and let it go, even his mouth moved, or beak was a better word for it, like it should in real life, it didn't look "programmed".

"Um, Lord Momomga and Lord Peroroncino... is there something wrong? Is Nazarick under attack?" Albedo asked again. This reminded the two of her. Peroroncino put his finger up to Momonga to tell him to wai before he could answer her.

"Albedo... right?" Peroroncino asked. She blushed with a smile and bowed. Peroroncino looked at Momomga with a quick glance. He was gonna try something.

"Yes! My Lord, is there anything I can do for either of you?" Momomga looked shocked but seemed to be realizing something about his own body.

"Albedo... um... you are..." Peroroncino thought for a second. She sat looking at him like a real person... how could that be? What was going on? Then he had an idea. He smiled at the possible outcome he thought of, he could get them out of this game if that was still the case.

"Albedo, get naked before us right now!" Peroroncino commanded her.

"What are you doing? That's..." Momomga was saying, but Albedo stood upright and dropped her dress. She was naked underneath, and all her woman parts were accounted for. She stood in bashful silence as the two men oggled her.

"This... this... is..." Peroroncino muttered as he reached out and grabbed her breasts with both hands. They were soft and felt great! She purred lowly at his touch, she seemed to really like it.

"Peroroncino! What are you?..." Momonga asked with his skull face mouth wide open.

"THIS IS NECESSARY!" Peroroncino yelled in amazement. He could feel her, just like a real girl... he assumed. Albedo moaned and began to breathe heavily. Peroroncino could now feel a certain part of his body... come to attention. Another thing that cannot happen in a game! Something odd was going on here... he'd better make sure though...

"I mean... I should not be allowed to do this right? Like SO much crap should have happened by this point... something is weird here, I think... I think this might be real... somehow!" Peroroncino said in amazement. Momonga sat in silence as he watched his friend fondle the girl who just till a few minutes ago, was not real.

"That's a huge leap in logic... but, it is weird how... how long do you intend to fondle that woman?" Momonga asked in amazement. Peroroncino, however, did not stop, instead, he seemed to be getting more into it, as was Albedo, she clearly had no objections to this. She even shot Momonga a sultry look, but he pretended not to notice.

"What do you mean? I already learned what I needed to... this is just... this is just nice... you should try it!" Peroroncino said. Suddenly Albedo swung her breasts out of his hands and toward Momonga. Peroroncino frowned a bit with an "awww..."

"YES! Lord Momonga! Please grab me as you see fit as well!" She giggled as she bounced her nude body over to him. He seemed to be ready to freak out, but suddenly he calmed down.

"No... Albedo, that won't be necessary..." Momonga said waving his hand, he was still thinking about something. Peroroncino wondered how a naked and gorgeous woman like this did not interest him. Albedo seemed displeased but then smiled and bounced her way back to Peroroncino who immediately grabbed onto both her breasts again, she let out a lovely...

"Oh my!" with a squeal of pleasure Albedo pushed her own breasts roughly into his hands. Please let this be real... Peroroncino prayed to every god he could think of.

"Ji... um..." Momonga suddenly did not know what to call his friend. Peroroncino did not take his eyes off Albedo the whole time they spoke.

"Let's just stick to game names, just Peroroncino," he said. Momomga nodded.

"Okay um, Peroroncino... we need to find out what's going on!" Momomga pleaded.

"Yeah yeah, um..." He said thinking as he teased Albedo's body more, she was now sweating and blushing bright red, she moved closer to Peroroncino. Their wings wrapped around one another. Momonga clapped his hands to get their attention. Both of them looked surprised and in Momonga's direction. Peroroncino rolled his eyes.

"FINE! We will figure out why we are all of a sudden in the video game and it's real... I'd still rather just have sex... or see if I can, with Albedo here..." Peroroncino complained. Albedo nodded enthusiastically at this idea.

"I would prefer that as well!" She cried in passion. Peroroncino looked back to her and smiled. Momomga groaned loudly.

"Peroroncino... if we are real... and SHE is real..." He began, then Peroroncino suddenly realized what he meant, all of Nazarick could be alive.

"Oh my god..." Peroroncino said realizing just how big an issue this was now that a naked body was not in front of him. Momomga seemed relieved that he finally was thinkign with the... proper head.

"Shalltear could be real... SHALLTEAR COULD BE REAL!?" Peroroncino's eyes went wide with shock as he ran towards the door in a frantic way.

"Oh! But Lord Peroroncino... what about me?" Albedo called out in sadness. He stopped to look at her.

"Well OBVIOUSLY you're coming with me, come! come!" He said smiling as a naked Albedo ran after, her wings fluttering up and down. They ran out the door together.

"Well... I was going to say we need to greet ALL the NPC's... but I guess I can do that while you're... NO! Peroroncino get back here!" Momomga yelled at his friend as he ran after him.

CHAPTER ONE The Truth

Peroroncino left the throne room in a hurry but as soon as he left it he was greeted by an unexpected sight. In the grand hallway outside the throne room were a line of maids and a butler. As soon as they saw him they all bowed. Soon a naked Albedo and Momonga came running up behind him. The elderly gentleman looking butler had impeccable form.

"Good evening Lord Peroroncino, Lord Momomga and..." The butler known as Sebas froze when he saw the naked Albedo, but only for a second, he looked to the ground with a bow. The several maids behind him followed his bow.

"...Lady Albedo... is there anything we can assist with tonight?" Sebas asked. Peroroncino stopped to admire the beauties bowing before him, as he did Momomga addressed Sebas and put a hand on Peroroncino's shoulder to calm him down, and to let him know he had something to say after all of this.

"Oh, yes... hello um..." He knew the name but it just wasn't coming to him...

"Sebas Tian... Leader of the Pleiades combat maids!" Peroroncino proudly said. Sebas bowed in honor of Peroroncino speaking his name and knowing his title.

"Is it okay to just give them orders Pero?" Momonga whispered. Peroroncino laughed and gestured to the naked and bowing Albedo.

"She seemed to be okay with it... Anyway just do it!" He said looking at her again and remembering he had so much... testing to do.

"Ah! Sebas? Yes... um Nazarick seems to be in a strange crisis, could you please go outside of The Great Tomb to check our surroundings, let's say a kilometer radius around Nazarick, check for anyone and anything, but avoid confrontation at any cost! If you see anyone hostile, please retreat immediately," Momonga ordered, Sebas bowed but Peroroncino quickly spoke up.

"No, don't just send Sebas, send um... Lupusregina there as well!" Peroroncino said snapping his fingers and pointing to one of the bowing maids. She had golden eyes, long red hair that was fashioned in cute braids and a cute hat. At the sound of her name, Lupusrgina stepped forth next to Sebas and bowed.

"Oh? I didn't want to alarm anyone by sending too many out..." Momonga said but Peroroncino shook his head.

"Pretty sure I remember she can turn invisible, also I think she's a healer... so sending her to escort Sebas makes more sense if you ask me... plus with two they can cover twice as much ground," Peroroncino said with a shrug. Lupusregina blushed deeply and bowed more.

"Lord Peroroncino I am honored you would know of and speak so highly of me..." She said in a happy and energetic voice, but she was trying to stay professional. Momonga nodded.

"Indeed, that is a great idea! Thank you Peroroncino. Then Lupusregina, please help Sebas!" Momonga said. Peroroncino lightly slapped Momomgas back in a friendly manner. Momonga laughed a bit. Peroroncino was glad to have someone with him, it'd be tough all alone he thought, in truth, he wouldn't have thought to send Sebas, but they had no idea what was out there, so it was a good idea. Sebas and Lupusregina were excused and left to do as asked.

"Okay, so what about the rest of the maids, um the one with the eye patch, don't risk her, she has all our intel and information backed up in her memory, isn't that right CZ? The maid he addressed walked up to them and took a knee. She had pink hair, an eyepatch and a camo themed maid outfit.

"That is correct." is all she said. Momongas nodded, he'd forgotten about that, he was amazed Peroroncino knew all this after being away from the game for so long... maybe it truly meant something to him as well back then?

"Alright then, the rest, please go to all ground entrances of Nazarick and report if you see anything," Momonga added and they all bowed and left as instructed.

"Alright Momomga, I'm back... um what did you want to test first, is what you wanted to ask me right?" Peroroncino asked. Momomga silently nodded and turned to Albedo.

"Um, please go get dressed Albedo..." She smiled and left to the throne room and came back seconds later in her white dress.

"I have done as you have commanded Lord Momomga, though know I will happily undress again whenever the either of you wishes!" She said with love in her eyes. Peroroncino gave her a thumbs up! Momonga just nodded.

"Good to know Albedo!" She returned his thumbs up with one of her own and a wink. Momomga produced a ring from his personal item space... good thing he could access that. Peroroncino checked to see if he could as well, and he could. All their old items were there, that was a relief, as to whether or not they even still worked.

"Peroroncino, here is your old ring..." Momomga said and handed him a gold and red ring.

"Oh right, I'm going to need that if I wanna move around Nazarick..." Peroroncino said taking it and putting it on, he now had a ring on every finger.

"We need to see if these will even work... let's try to go to the sixth level to meet with Dark elf twins your sister made." Momomga said to Peroroncino before teleporting away.

"Guess they work... um, Albedo just meet us there I guess, we'll get business out of the way first before pleasure!" He promised her. She shrieked with joy and ran to where she needed to go after a fast bow. Peroroncino concentrated and was suddenly standing next to Momonga.

"It's good that the rings work..." Momonga said. He let go of the staff and it floated in mid-air. Peroroncino nodded, everything so far was functioning as intended.

"So why the twins first?" Peroroncino asked. He wasn't clear what Momomga was thinking.

"Even though Albedo and the maids, as well as Sebas, seem to be loyal... I want to double check this about them all, and the kids seem the least likely to turn on us is all." Momonga explained to his less cautious friend. Peroroncino was shocked... he'd never even thought about that, after Albedo, he just assumed they all would fall in line as she had, but they had messed with her settings... so maybe he was right?

"Pretty good thinking, okay then, I'll follow your lead. Peroroncino said walking behind Momonga. From high above them there came a "HUP! AH!" As a little Dark Elf girl dressed in a white and red suit did several flips in the air, she landed with skill and grace then threw up two fingers on each hand in the sign of a "V" for victory. She then ran over to the two of them with a bright smile on her adorable face.

"Aura..." Momonga greeted the child. Peroroncino wove to her slightly.

"Lord Momonga! Oh and uh, Lord Peroroncino, welcome to the floor that we guard in your name!" The cute girl said with pride as she bowed with one arm over her chest. Peroroncino noted that she sounded just slightly less enthused about Peroroncino than Momonga...

"Sorry to just barge in on you like this Aura, but Peroroncino here and myself were hoping we could run some tests with our magic." Momonga said in a dignified tone. Peroroncino new he was trying to act as they saw him... but it was kind of funny to see him RP so well like this. Still, acting all high and mighty like this seemed... dishonest to Peroroncino.

"Lord Momonga! You are the ruler of The great Tomb of Nazarick, every floor is at your disposal!" Aura said smiling and nodding to Peroroncino.

I only get a nod huh? Not a smile? he thought.

"Oh? He's the ruler, is he?" Peroroncino asked in a jokingly tone, the last thing he cared about was who was in charge. But Aura seemed to take this question literally.

"Of course! While it's um... great that Lord Peroroncino has seen fit to return to us after being gone so long, Lord Momonga has stayed here with us this whole time! And I recall he was even elected the leader of the guild!" Aura said, Peroroncino could swear that his little sister was rebuking him there just for a moment. That was off-putting, Peroroncino was pretty sure that if she started barking orders to him he'd obey them without thinking...

Momonga just looked at Peroroncino with a shrug, Peroroncino laughed and bowed down to the almighty ruler of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, Lord Momonga! How funny!

"Oh, where is..." Momonga began. Aura turned around with a furrowed brow.

"Mare! You're being rude to Lord Momonga!" Aura called out. A little figure popped out it's head from the balcony that Aura had leaped off of.

"Hurry up and get down here!" She called out again, growing annoyed. Peroroncino was sure of it, this little girl had his sisters spirit in her for sure... he recognized that tone all too well. Poor Mare, he probably just wanted to use the stairs like Peroroncino would have if he couldn't fly.

"I...I can't just jump like that sis..." A cute and shy voice pleaded back. Peroroncino knew that was a bald-faced lie! Even Momonga seemed surprised to hear that. Mare was a powerful caster but had high physical and dex stats because of his druid class, Druids were considered to have some of the best base stats and spells in the game, at the expense of most of their stronger spells costing experience instead of mana, even spells that would cost mana on other classes would drain from a Druid experience pool instead. Peroroncino had thought about making a Druid, but once he found about that negative aspect he choose archer for his base class.

"MARE!" Aura yelled out now in frustration. She knew he was lying as well as wasn't having it!

"F...fine..." The shallow voice called back. A little elf child dressed in a cute mini skirt and holding a staff jumped down, momentarily lost their balance but regained it and adjusted the skirt that was hitching up a bit. Mare ran over with a cute girlish run, even tried to run faster as Aura barked to do so. Peroroncino looked at the elf in a dress and shook his head.

"Sister... why would you do this to me..." He sighed silently so that only he could hear. Momonga just waited in silence, as the boy in a girls dress ran up and bowed. Peroroncino by no means was into men, not even a bit, but he admitted all too often to Momomga that he could see the appeal... he'd later also admit to having a bit of a "trap complex", it was then that Bukubukuchagama made Mare, as a way to tease Peroroncino about this admittance of deviancy.

"I, I am s...sorry for making you wait, Lord Momonga and Lord Peroroncino," the boy said in a cute tone. Momonga wove his hand. Peroroncino admired how nice the boy's legs seemed but shook his head, that was not the way he needed to be thinking, he'd actually never been face to face with a real trap before, they were all just in his H-games.

"It's fine, Peroroncino and myself just needed to use your arena for a bit to test some things." He explained. The Dark Elf twins both suddenly realized he was holding The Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown. Their eye went wide with awe and wonder.

"I...Is that the legendary staff of Ainz Ooal Gown? I... I never expected to see it with my own eyes!" Mare exclaimed in amazement he almost went out to touch it but quickly remembered his place.

"Yeah, it's the most expensive paperweight our old guild ever made!" Peroroncino said but they all frowned at that joke, especially Aura, he knew that look... something was coming.

"Lord Peroroncino! Please do not make light of the mighty weapon that only Lord Momomga can use, I've heard tales of what it took to make that mighty weapon" Aura rebuked Peroroncino just like she had Mare. Peroroncino stood up a little straighter and scratched the back of his head in shame, wait, didn't Mare do the same thing just now?

"Uh, yeah I guess you're right, it really did take us a long time to make that thing... it's just that Momonga would never use the damn thing!" Peroroncino exclaimed. Momomga rose his hand when he saw Aura was going to start in on him again.

"Peroroncino, if this staff were to fall into enemy hands... they would have unrestricted access to Nazarick!" Momonga said. Peroroncino shook his head with a shrug.

"You could just pay money to make it perma bound you know! So that no matter what it will always be on you, even if you died." Peroroncino proclaimed. Momonga nodded a bit. Aura and Mare watched on in silence, they did not know what the two supreme beings were talking about.

"Yes but... you can only do that with ONE item, ever... I wasn't' sure if..." He began but was cut off by Peroroncino.

"You weren't sure if you'd ever get a better tailor-made guild weapon, that only you can use? That took us months to make? Man... did you even EVER end up using that slot?" Peroroncino asked but Momonga shook his head no. Peroroncino threw up his hands.

"Well... there ya go!" He exclaimed but Momonga shook his head.

"Lets just..."

"Yeah yeah, get on with it, fine," Peroroncino said giving up. Momonga nodded.

"Okay... so the first real big "can we" right?" Peroroncino asked, Momonga nodded silently. They both needed to know if they could use magic, this was paramount. Momonga held out the staff and cast [CREATE GREATER FLAME ELEMNTAL] on some straw dummies that two large lizard type creatures brought out. From the fire burst a huge fire demon with a large chest but no feet. The elves looked on in amazement, even Peroroncino was surprised by how big it was, and how much heat it was giving off, his fire resistance was one of the lowest in the guild.

"Well, the staff works at least..." Momonga said in satisfaction. Peroroncino walked up to the demon. He didn't have any of his gear on him but he still knew his spells, mostly just ones to mess with people, and one of his favorite was a super tier spell...

"It's weird, right? No menus but I can just..." Peroroncino began.

"... sense that the spell will work?" Momonga finished. Peroroncino nodded then pointed at the demon and cast one of his favorite spells.

"[TRUE POLYMORPH]". The giant fire demon's form shook for a bit as it's body began to reform. Momonga was glad to see a super tier spell would work, this highly meant all other spells would too. The giant flame monster became a cute little rabbit. Mare cried out in joy and ran over to pick up the cute bunny, Aura joined him and took turns petting it. Peroroncino stood back with his hands on his hips in a satisfying pose.

"So let them play with the bunny, the spell should run out after an hour or so." Peroroncino said, Momonga had his hand to his head. He was casting [MESSAGE] over and over.

"Still can't connect to anyone other than you and... oh..." He began talking to someone in his head. Shortly he turned to Peroroncino.

"I can message Sebas and Lupusregina, something is weird..." Momonga said, Peroroncino cocked his head in confusion.

"We are not in swamp anymore, but surrounded by flat plains... nobody around us either," he informed Peroroncino. Peroroncino scratched his chin, or the bottom of his beak... thinking.

"I've asked all available floor guardians to join us, Sebas and Lupusregina will be joining us." He said. Peroroncino tried to cast [MESSAGE] and it connected.

"I asked the rest of the combat maids to join us as well." Peroroncino said testing out [MESSAGE] for himself, Momonga nodded. It wasn't long before a huge black portal opened up in the middle of the arena and a cute slender girl wearing a black and red dress carrying an umbrella came walking through in a dignified manner. Peroroncino recognized her immediately, she was the NPC that he had personally created, the true vampire, Shalltear Bloodfallen.

"It looks like the NPC's are loyal to us, we should try and act like rulers in their presence until we can gage them better," Momonga whispered to Peroroncino. Peroroncino inwardly shook his head, what exactly was the point in all that? He was beginning to think Momonga actually meant to carry on like some God that he was not! RP was one thing, but to act like this just to feed your own ego... no, his friend wasn't that type... it was more likely he was doing this for their benefit, or something like that.

"Oh? Am I the first?" Shalltear asked looking around and walking up to the two of them. Then she saw them, and in a cry of joy she threw down her umbrella and ran over to them. Peroroncino waited in silence laughing to himself...

"Please be in love with him... please be in love with him..." Peroroncino was muttering to himself. Peroroncino had programmed her to lust after Momonga just as a prank, but now it actually had the chance to pay off in real life... Peroroncino couldn't believe his luck! Almost as if on command Shalltear ran over to Momonga and threw her arms around him, rubbing her face against his.

"My beloved Lord Momonga! the one who shall rule me forever! How I've longed to hold you like this!" She was yelling in joy. Momonga was visably flustered and freaking out.

YES! YES! YES! Peroroncino was fist pumping in his mind and screaming in his own mind, this was better than he could have ever hoped for!

"Just knock it off Shalltear!" Aura rebuked the vampire. Shalltear scowled and turned around smirking.

"Oh, hey shrimp, didn't see you there..." She said with a smug smile, Aura growled. Peroroncino shook his head, why did Aura have to ruin his fun like this?

"My, Mare, I feel bad for you, having such a bossy and mean sister!" Shalltear said turning her attention to Mare, but the comment was still directed at Aura. Aura scowled then uttered her best insult...

"Fake boobs..." the look of anger surged across Shalltears face. This, however, did also not sit right with Peroroncino, it was time to remind Aura he was still her Lord. And to set the old record straight. There was a long story about Shalltears breast size, the artist that designed her for Peroroncino hated lolis but made her as a favor. However he gave her a nice rack, Peroroncino couldn't ask him to redo it, so he had to retcon her tits, and make them padding so that his fantasies of Shalltear could remain flat when he fapped to her in his head. But that was when she was just an unfeeling NPC, it would not do to have her ashamed of her own amazing breasts just because some idiot long ago hated lolis.

"Aura, you have no right to make fun of Shalltears body!" Both girls, and even Momonga looked shocked at how he had spoken up to Aura like this.

"Never make fun of a woman with a flat chest! Every kind of breast size is the best, but always remember..." He got between them, Momonga just facepalmed and shook his head... he knew all too well what was coming...

"FLAT IS JUSTICE!" Peroroncino proclaimed with a big thumbs up! Some weird kanji floated behind him that said much the same, it was his favorite emote to do when he saw girls with small breast size in game... who were just usually guys anyway. Everyone just stared at him in silence.

"Flat... is... justice?" Shalltear asked in shock and to her own chest. Peroroncino pointed at her chest. She blushed in surprise. Momomga even caught Aura looking at her own chest.

"That's right Shalltear! I've never been able to tell you this until now... but I think you should flaunt your justice!" Peroroncino said, this was no act, Peroroncino was speaking from the heart and his passion was evident. Momonga could almost see fire burning in his bird eyes.

"Flaunt my justice?" She asked in silence, her hands covering her fake breasts. Aura's mouth was hanging wide open now, Mare just looked confused.

"Yes! So from this day forth... as your maker! I command you to remove that fake padding, and no longer be ashamed of the awesome body I made for you!" Peroroncino said giving her double thumbs up. Her hands were now covering her mouth and tears welled up in her eyes. Soon she began to cry.

"Lord... Lord Peroroncino!" She cried as she ran to his arms. He wrapped her up in a big hug. Momonga stood in silent shock... this... wasn't the reaction he was expecting between those two. For a while she buried her face in his feathers, Momonga saw a different side of his friend this day, one he deeply respected, it was almost as if a father was encouraging his daughter to love herself!

"Now let's have sex!" Peroroncino said.

"Okay!" Shalltear agreed immediately.

"There it is..." Momonga said, waiting for the other shoe to drop and nodding his head.

"Wait... um you two..." Momonga protested. Aura and Mare were staring at them their faces red, Peroroncino really had no shame, did he? Momonga thought.

"Peroroncino, we still have to meet the floor guardians and maids, who are on their way here now..." Momonga begged. Peroroncino nodded as Shalltear reached into her dress and removed the padding. After it had been taken out she looked up at Peroroncino and thrust out her flat chest. He smiled and gave her another thumbs up, she blushed furiously.

"Oh! But what of you Lord Momonga? What do you think of my... justice?" She asked thrusting her chest at him. Momonga seemed overwhelmed at first but was able to calm down far too fast for Peroroncino's liking and regained his composure. Was Momonga becoming immune?

"Well um... I think... you should be as you are naturally, uh... Or, just however you really want to be," Shalltear smiled even bigger and she let out a moan and threw her arms up in victory.

"Then it is settled! Shalltear is flat and proud of it!" She announced loudly, mostly at Aura, who just shook her head in a "like I care!" motion.

"I SEE THEN I MUST CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR NEW FOUND PRIDE!" A large blue bug-like creature said. It was light blue with large crystal-like ice chunks jutting from his back. He held a halberd in two of his four arms, this was the guardian of the firth floor Cocytus.

"BUT YOU SHOULD NOT ACT IN SUCH A LEWD MANNER IN FRONT OF OUR LORDS." Coctyus said to Shalltear. She just turned away from him and ran back to Peroroncino and Momonga, giggling.

"Ah, Cocytus! I'm glad you came!" Momonga said warmly and opening his hands.

"I WILL ALWAYS COME WHEN ASKED UPON, IT IS MY DUTY AS YOUR SWORD LORD MOMONGA!" Cocytus stated as he took rank next to Shalltear and the twins.

"Everyone, I apologize for making you wait..." A young man wearing an orange pinstriped suit and glasses said, this was Demiurge, the guardian of the seventh floor, and Demon Lord. Behind him swung a metal tail, He was being led in by Albedo. behind him the rest of the Pleiades Maids, minus one Lupusregina. They split then stood in the line that was already formed in front of the two Lords of Nazarick. The maids made a second row behind them.

"Everyone, we shall perform the ritual of fidelity!" Albedo announced, all the guardians dropped to one knee and vowed their loyalty to them both one by one. Peroroncino nudged Momonga and whispered to him.

"See? They all worship us as gods, just like we wrote in their lore, you need to trust them more I think, lay off the "high and mighty ruler act" a bit." Momonga said nothing in response.

"Thank you all, I believe you will work hard for us both..." Momonga motioned to Peroroncino to speak. after the guardians had all given their word that they would follow them and do as they were told, no matter what, Peroroncino especially took note of how loyal they seemed to be.

"Um, that's right, we will trust you all to work for us, um... and do anything we ask?" He eyed the girls and most smiled at him with a knowing look.

Nazarick is like a freakin waifu factory! Peroroncino thought to himself with glee. Momonga was thanking the guardians and informing them of the situation when Sebas and Lupusregina arrived to tell in more detail what they found, which was essentially nothing, just grasslands.

"I see, well then, everyone... It seems, for an unknown reason, The Great Tomb of Nazarick has been transported to an unknown land or location..." Ainz was saying as he began saying something about communication or something, Peroroncino was too busy giving winking eyes to Solution Epsilon, one of the combat maids. Momonga proceeded to order the covering of Nazarick by Mare and for all guards to be on high alert. And a bunch of boring stuff that did not interest Peroroncino, all he cared about was talking to the NPC's.. away from Momonga.

Come on.. wrap it up, this is taking FOREVER! Peroroncino complained in his mind. Momonga was too concerned about acting like a ruler to these NPC's, Peroroncino decided he'd put a stop to that at some point. It would get too overbearing to try and act like something they were not all the time. He'd let Momomga RP a little while longer.

Now he was asking them their opinions of him... why does he care so much about that? They clearly love us! Their responses were typical and obvious "we all love you and Lord Peroroncino yadda yadda".Peroroncino was especially annoyed because he knew for a fact that every single NPC in Nazarick had "Views all supreme beings as gods and will worship them with absolute loyalty" If Momonga had read this, maybe he'd care less about his popularity standing in Nazarick and get on to what really mattered...

"I've heard all your thought and would also like to know what you think of Lord Peroroncino here?" Momonga asked.

"Nope, no, no, no! This is already taking too long!" He exclaimed, everyone stopped to look at him.

"You all love me and see me like a god, right? Nothing I do could be wrong, yes?" He asked the NPC's they all nodded with truth in their eyes. He looked back at Momonga, he knew he was not going to like this next part... but it had to happen

"What if I told you all... that Momomnga and I used to be human?" Peroroncino he blurted out, Momomnga tried to grab Peroroncino but he brushed him off and looked at him.

"No, we need to let them know just what's going on... I'm making this call Satoru!" Peroroncino said. All the NPC's seemed to be confused and worriedly looking around. Peroroncino stared at Momonga in a "this is happening, deal with it" look. When he was satisfied that Momomgha would stay out of it he turned to the NPC's.

"I don't know what you all think... well actually I do because I helped make some of you... but listen up. As one of your leaders I order you to understand that I am not joking and mean everything I say...100%" Peroroncino said looking at them. Every NPC was staring up at him wide-eyed and full of attention.

"Momomga and myself were once human, just like the one you all hate some of you even eat..." Entoma looked up at this.

"But our world is... was a terrible place, it was not the world of YGGDRASIL... in fact, other humans of our world created the world of YGGDRASIL that you all know, not some big tree like you all think. To which we all... escaped and became the beings of power you know today because we hated how weak we were in our world... because we were, in our world we were weak pathetic humans... maybe level two... at best." He said, Momonga seemed to be having a slight panic attack but Peroroncino stood firm, his friend had always had trust issues, now was a good time to get over them.

"Anyone want to rebel knowing this? Here is your chance? You can go to any level you wish or leave Nazarick entirely and we will never call on you again. If the fact we were humans once bothers you so much, there will be no judgment of punishment of any kind, so long as you choose now to speak up, not later." He waited but nobody moved or said a word. Peroroncino pointed at Demiurge, the one who should have the most hatred and malice towards humans.

"Demiurge, tell me honestly what you think about this." Peroroncino demanded. Demiurge had a hand over his face... he was shaking a bit, Peroroncino wondered if had made a mistake after all...

"AS EXPECTED!" Demiurge cried out in joy. Momonga looked shocked, even Peroroncino hadn't expected such a response.

"To think... you two... rose to the ranks of gods... you ascended from nothing... and became everything! There... there is no words I can describe to express how... much I respect that! To cast off your own shackles... to start from the bottom and reach the top... there is no greater story I could ever have hoped to hear! If... if I were capable of tears my Lords, know I would be shedding them at the thought of the hardships you must have endured to climb to the top of the universe... I... I am even more in awe of your power than before, as I assumed you had just chosen to be this strong... not that you EARNED that strength with your own hands!" Demiurge exclaimed as he shook his head in disbelief, a huge smile on his face.

"Perfect, anyone else have a negative opinion about us? Anyone?" Peroroncino said. Looking at Momonga but the look in their eyes was that of adoration and respect, it would seem the guardians felt much like Demiurge did. Shalltear and Albedo were actually in tears, as were a few of the maids.

"Last chance, love us or hate us... what is it?" Peroroncino asked, and in unison, every attending member bowed deeply and exclaimed their renewed love and respect for the two of them. Peroroncino bowed to them all and got serious.

"But know that we also thank you for your loyalty and appreciate it... every day," Peroroncino said. but they begged him to not bow to them as they are not worthy. Momonga nodded and teleported away to the round table room. Before Peroroncino followed him he turned to the starry-eyed members of Nazarick.

"Momomga and I will leave to discuss what we will be doing moving forward... but I would like to schedule all the females in this room a one on one interview... with myself" Peroroncino said looking at each of them, they smiled and bowed.

"I could arrange a time for them to be interviewed by your Lord Ship," Sebas stated with a bow. Peroroncino snapped his fingers and pointed to him.

"My man!" Peroroncino said before he vanished to appear next to Momonga.

"That was too big a risk!" Momonga cried out when Peroroncino appeared next to him. Peroroncino shrugged.

"I was right, wasn't I? Look, me and you are just normal guys, right? What do we know about acting like gods? We'd run ourselves too thin acting like that, if we view them as friends and not subjects, they will choose to follow out of respect, not from fear. But he was still upset.

"Okay, wanna know one of the reasons I left the game all those years ago?" Peroroncino asked. Momonga stopped and looked at him with a nod, hed wondered that quite a bit.

"I couldn't stand the paranoia, all the secrets... whenever we did something amazing... we could never brag about it because "information was power" after all. And all that was fun for a bit, but you guys took it too far sometimes... and the kind of players you ended up becoming... it made the game no longer fun." Peroroncino said feeling bad he had to lay it down like this, but if he was going to honest with the NPC's then he was gonna be honest with his best friend.

"So then the reason you left... wasn't the game itself? It was us?" Momonga asked. Peroroncino could hear the hurt in his voice. Momonga took a seat at that revelation.

"Well... no, not the only reason, there were... others... but that was when the game stopped being fun for me, when I wasn't even allowed to tell my family what I'd done in game... even when I stopped talking to them for a whole month so I could help make you that staff you never used, I wasn't "allowed" to explain why." Peroroncino finally said... this had been on his chest for years, and he felt better finally having said it.

"when it was about protecting people so they could quest, and having fun doing that, those were the great days for me, then the whole "guild spy" thing happened and we closed our doors, we became obsessed with making the guild bigger and we did just that, but as we took the game more seriously, I began to enjoy it less and less." Peroroncino told him what he'd been holding in for years.

Momonga didn't say anything for a while.

"So then... what is you want, in this life then... and don't just say to have sex with the NPC, that's short term... what's your REAL goal here? Momonga asked clasping his hands together.

"Well... that is what I was gonna say, but because it's what I want to do... have fun! Our lives in the old world sucked! Here we can start new... in a fantasy land that we literally built together... why the hell would I want to turn this life into MORE work? Let's just enjoy ourselves here..." Peroroncino pleaded. But Momonga did not seem to agree.

"And what if you and I aren't the only ones here? What if there's another YGGDRASIL player here... or guild... hell what if everyone from YGGDRASIL is here and all trying to figure out what to do next, just like we are now? We can't just lay around all day like lazy kings, induging in our vices! We need to prepare for an attack that could be walking right up to us as we speak!" the Overlord said, rebuking the carefree nature of his friend. Peroroncino scratched the back of his head.

"Alright... you make a good point in that, but you need to learn to trust your friends to help against this "unseen threat" instead of worrying that the NPC's won't listen to you because you don't "act like a ruler" I'm sorry, Suzuki Satoru, but that way of thinking... is just stupid!" Peroroncino said. Momonga seemed to agree to that at least.

"I see we can meet in the middle here after all." Momonga said chuckling, Peroroncino smiled and admitted he was right.

"Alright, I'll get a tad more seriouse about... well... everything, but you have to lay off this "we must act the part we were given" crap... I didn't conform to what society wanted me to be in the old world... like hell Imma do it here!" Peroroncino said proudly. Momonga nodded and they shook hands, in truth he was glad he had someone to pull him out of his own bad thinking.

"Okay, we got that air cleared... but it's still weird that they worship us like that, just because it's written that they have to somewhere..." Momonga stated.

"Who knows what kind of rules we're playing by anymore, let's just deal with things as they come... and not over think every move we make," Peroroncino offered. But his friend laughed.

"Sorry Jin, but overthinking things is just how I am... and will always be," Momonga admitted. Peroroncino laughed.

"Yeah, I guess that's true as well... Heh... I wonder what the NPC's are talking about now that we left them with all that information.

"You left them with all that information... but I'm sure they are disscussiong things much like we are now," Momonga answered. Peroroncino nodded.

"Alright, then what did you have planned for us "Lord" Momonga?" Peroroncino asked smiling and sitting back in his chair.

"Well, this body I have, is not like my human one, I have no organs but I can still function as if I did... it's amazing really!" Momonga said looking at his own boney hand.

"You have a dick right?" Peroroncino asked. Momonga stuttered in his speech and became silent. Peroroncino's eyes shot open.

"You don't? Oh... oh man I'm sorry!" Peroroncino exclaimed in horror. Momomga turned around to hid his face.

"It's not like... that matters to me now, in this form my emotions are... regulated." He admitted. Peroroncino sat up.

"Ah, so that's why you're so resistant to Albedo and Shalltear's advances? GOOD!... for a second there I thought I was more your type!" Peroroncino let out a loud laugh but Momonga buried his face in his own hands.

"ANYWAY... I want to test some more things about this world in private, I will report to you if I discover anything intersting." He said. Peroroncino nodded and got up to his feet. he had lots of experimenting to do on his own.

"That's fine, I have my interviews to get to anyway, so um... you should not bother me unless it's super important," he warned, Momonga just shook his head as Peroroncino teleported away.

"Wait... by all females... he doesn't also mean Aura... right?" Momonga asked and decided he should send a [MESSAGE] to Aura to... be careful? No Peroroncino would never do anything like th... then he remembered his love of lolis. Yes, i need to warn her... Momonga decided at last... and Mare, just to be safe...

CHAPTER TWO : First Impressions and First day of Interviews.

After Peroroncino and Momonga had teleported away each floor guardian waited a few seconds before rising to their feet. Aura couldn't believe what she had heard!

"Sis! C...can you believe it? The supreme beings were all once human!" Mare exclaimed in amazement.

"Mare, you're jumping to conclusions, we don't know that all of them were once human..." Aura said to her brother but Albedo interjected.

"No, I think this is a fair assumption... but, I will be sure to ask Lord Pero this during my... interview," Albedo said in a bashful voice. Demiurge walked up behind her smiling and nodding. they had all noted that odd name she chose to refer to him by.

"I agree with Albedo, it would seem we've all been operating under false assumptions..." Demiurge spoke up to everyone who could hear him. They turned to look at him, Demiurge was considered to be one of, if not the smartest of all the floor guardians.

"What do you mean Demiurge?" Mare asked, looking up at him with big eyes. For only a second Demiurge was fantasized about what it would be like to corrupt such a pure child... but banished the thought, as he'd never cause distress to another member of Nazarick!

"What I mean, young Mare is that, We've always assumed humans were these weak and insignificant beings that live for a short time then die, and are mostly just our playthings." She explained with his arms opened up wide.

"Yes, or like bugs, we step on," Narberal said, she was a cute maid with a black ponytail and an all business-like look to her. Demiurge gave her a nod then went to continue.

"Right but...

"Orrr Liiike yummmy foooood!" Entoma cried out in a cute voice and raising both her arms in the air. Demiurge let her speak. Then he finally tried making his point.

"Yes, however..."

"Or like toys we can play with, and when you get bored of them, you can pop off their arms and legs!" Lupusregina cried out laughing as she fell to the ground. Again Demiurge tried to speak.

"Okay, but let me..."

"Oh! Or like delicious bags of fun that dissolve away slowly in me!" Solution moaned as she thought about her favorite past time. Demiurge now waited till everyone had said their piece. He looked at Shalltear but she was crouched over and quivering, he was concerned about her but would ask about that in a bit, he could guess what her "problem" was. As nobody else was speaking up he finally spoke.

"As I was saying, we've assumed humans were these weak pathetic things... but, humans can become... so much more! If they can rise to the platform that those two sit upon... then their potential must be unlimited. However, they must start at the bottom of the list, probably to give the rest of us a fighting chance... incredible, I personally will vow to view humans differently from now on... if I even see one again." Demiurge smirked thinking to himself what it must be like to struggle as weak thing and become the definition of strength and power... even his own strength was handed to him, he never had to earn it... his whole view of the world had been flipped in one glorious moment of truth and trust from the supreme beings. As expected!

"I am sure I don't need to tell this to anyone here, but it's worth saying... thinking any less of the supreme beings because we simply were trusted enough to be told this truth... will be an offense worthy of execution, as far as I am concerned!" Albedo announced so that all could hear her, she especially glared at Narberal who looked guilty as sin but wove her hands that she understood and bowed.

"BUT NOT ALL HUMANS ARE CAPABLE OF SUCH GREAT THINGS... ALAS, MOST DO FIT OUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS OF THEM!" Cocytus said as a white cold frost shot from his mouth. Demiurge shook his head.

"I am not saying we start worshipping humans as gods. In fact, we should be even more ruthless to the ones we deem enemies, now that we know how powerful they can someday become if left unchecked... However, should any of us, from now on, get the chance to befriend a worthy human... do not dismiss them because of their species, someday they could become more powerful than you, and become a mighty boon to Nazarick!" Demiurge announced with a smile. They all nodded that they understood.

"It was an amazing way to answer our vow of fidelity..." Albedo muttered. Her black wings flapping delicately as she took a thinking pose.

"I WAS THINKING THIS ALSO..." Cocytus said. Aura and Mare looked puzzled and looked between the two to explain what they meant by that.

"What do you mean? They were both very nice... mostly... to us before you all showed up..." Aura said, but Albedo shook head.

"That is not what I mean... they both knew full well our feelings of humans, but they trusted us enough, after we vowed to be their servants for all of time, to tell us this, even at risk of their own tarnished image. It was the ultimate response of acceptance of our vows, to admit their once fragile past!" Albedo cried in tears. Demiurge was nodding emphatically that he agreed.

"Tha...That's amazing! I feel even closer to our Lords than I ever have!" Mare said with is eyes lighting up and his hands held like he was praying.

"Yeah... I mean Lord Momonga was amazing, and Lord Peroroncino as well, I guess..." Aura said. Demiurge turned to Shalltear who was still shaking, even more so now.

"Shalltear? Is everything okay? You haven't said a single thing this whole time... don't tell me you think less of the sup..." But then Demiurge saw what she was doing, her right arm was reaching under her dress, between her legs and her left was underneath the upper part of her dress, appreciating her own "justice". Demiurge realized he had to get Aura and AMre away from her lest they see something that could horrify them.

"Mare! Aura!" Demiurge called out quickly as to get their attention and making sure they did not look over in her direction. He was thankful she hadn't started moaning yet.

"Huh?" They both asked in unison as they looked in the opposite direction of Shalltear. Their faces caught in equal confusion and curiosity.

"W...What?" Both Dark Elves looked at him startled, he was walking to them. With a smile he placed his hands on their backs and lead them away from Shalltear, now Albedo and the rest had also pieced together what Shalltear was doing to herself. Demiurge gave a look to the others as if to say "take care of that, would you?". As he was trying to maintain the innocence he was just thinking about defiling. Demiurge led the twins to mental safety. When Demiurge and the twins were out of the arena Albedo stomped up to the masturbating vampire with anger in her eyes.

"Shalltear! What do you think you are doing?" Albedo rebuked her as she walked over to Shalltear. Shalltear fell to her knees so hard that even the side of her face hit the floor with a low thump. But she did not seem to mind, even as her long slender tongue rolled out of her salivating mouth out onto the dirt ground that she was pressing her own face into. Thankfully, her dress hid what was happening that made her cause to fall to her knees with her ass in the air, like a bitch in heat.

"Sh...Shalltear, we..." Yuri Alpha was trying to say, but her own modesty was keeping her from talking too loud. Cocytus finally had had enough, he slammed his halberd into the ground before speaking...

"SHALLTEAR! WE CAN ALL SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING! THIS IS..."

"YES! LOOK AT ME! WATCH ME!" Shalltear shrieked in joy as she waved her bottom back and forth, this response even broke the mightly Cocytus, he turned around covering his many blue eyes. He walked out of the arena with head hung down, this was the second time Cocytus would ever know defeat.

There came a loud displeased sigh as Sebas glared at the moaning and quivering girl. He walked over to her pulling at his white glove. His voice was as solid as cold steel. And he walked with singular intent.

"Stop this behavior at once Shalltear!" Sebas ordered. But she showed no signs of stopping, Peroroncino's word's and then loving embrace had destroyed this girls will power and all her fetishes were coming out for all to see.

"I'm sorry... Sebas... it's too late... I... I can't s... stop now... I'm too close..." She managed to breathe out between heavy panting. But the butler was not having it. Sebas walked over to her calmly and with perfect form, grabbed her by the back of her dress and hoisted her into the air, picking her up as you would a cat, by the scruff of it's neck with one hand. She let out a loud cry of surprise which quickly became disappointment.

"Your overseer has issued you a command and you dare to ignore it? I am sorry for laying hands on you without your consent Mistress Shalltear but this cannot stand! By now she had been snapped out of it and was looking around in an innocent and embarrassed look that did not fit her lewd predicament, her black silken panties fell off her legs to the ground with a sound that a wet dishrag would make when dropped onto the floor.

"Oh? I am sorry Albedo and everyone... I... seem to have lost myself there!" She said as she licked her fingers. Everyone looked on in disgust, well not everyone. Solution Epsilon walked up to Sebas and bowed.

"Excuse me Master Sebas, but I may be able to take her off your hands, and provide her... a finish, if she so desires," Solution said in a seductive voice, her blue eyes looking up and down the quivering Shalltear.

"I DO! I DESIRE!" Shalltear cried out. Sebas shook his head and held Shalltear out to Solution. By this point the remaining maids other than Lupusregina were leaving, most shaking their heads, Shizu did not care either which way. Yuri looked back adjusting her glasses, she looked the oldest, or at least the most responsible of the group.

"Lupusregina, are you not coming?" She asked the maid with red hair. She just let out a laugh and bent down to get a good look at Solution and Shalltear's embrace.

"And miss this free show? NO WAY!" She blurted out, laughing. Solution took Shalltear into both of her arms and wrapped them lovingly around the sweating vampire. Shalltear let out a surprised but welcomed gasp.

"I'm afraid there won't be much of a show dear sister. All the action will be taking place inside my body, so no one will be able to see her reach climax I'm afraid." The blonde maid with long curls said as her body became blueish tinted whenever Shalltear was pressed against it. Shalltear slowly melted into the body of Solution and within a few seconds Shalltear was completely absorbed and gone from sight. Solution looked normal, as if nothing were inside her at all. They all looked at her for a second. Solution bowed to Sebas then took her leave with the others, a pouting Lupusregina followed suit as the arena cleared out.

Peroroncino sat in his personal office, it'd only been a few hours since he last talked to the floor guardians. Momonga was back in the arena with Demiurge and Mare testing out different tier magic and its effects, so now was the perfect time for his "interviews" that Sebas had been lining up for him. He cast [MESSAGE] to Sebas.

"Okay Sebas, send in the first girl!" He commanded, and within seconds the door opened. Peroroncino wondered who it would be, he told Sebas he wanted to talk to all the women in Nazarick who were directly created by a supreme being, he'd avoid a lot of bad interviews that way. But also to keep their order a complete surprise! He rubbed his hands the way an evil villain might in some old anime.

Soon the door opened and one of the combat maids walked in, it was Shizu! Peroroncino nodded at how cute she looked, and how flat she was...already they were off to a great start! He'd have to reward Sebas for this great first choice! Shizu sat on the couch that was opposite his chair. Peroroncino sat back in a professional manner, he really did have questions to ask before the real part began.

"Hello, Shizu!" She just nodded back to him. Not very talkative is she? He thought. He looked at some papers that were in front of him, just some reminders he'd had Sebas write up for him. It made this whole charade somewhat business-like. he looked at the nice fabric of the couch that she sat upon, it was a shame it was gonna get stains all over it, it looked very well made.

"So, now that I have you alone, I would like to know, how does Momonga and Myself once being a human effect you?" Peroroncino asked. While he may have given Momonga a hard time about asking opinions, it was mainly in the group setting that was a bad idea. In a group people will act and say what they expect the group and their friends to say, they will sometimes not speak their hearts! But in a one on one setting, people sometimes tended to be more forthcoming.

"I have no opinion on the matter." She said, Peroroncino nodded. Fair enough.

"Okay next question, and please be honest as this is important for me that I know how you really feel okay? If either myself or Momonga asked you to sleep with us, what would your response be?" Peroroncino asked. Shizu shook her head no.

"It is irrelevant, I do not require sleep, so... I do not sleep," Peroroncino frowned, seems he'd have to be more literal with this one. he thought for a second as he chose his wording better.

"Okay, but if I asked you to have sexual intercourse with me... how would you respond?" He asked crossing his fingers. To answer him she stood up and pulled down her underwear and lifted up her skirt! Shizu! You read my heart! You read my heart! He was already becoming excited, to think he'd lose his virginity to a robot girl!

Alright! this was what i was hoping for! He cheered in his mind. However...

"I am an automaton, I have no sexual reproductive system... I cannot mate." She said plainly, showing him that she was basically a Barbie Doll down there... nothing of interest. He leaned back disappointed. He wove to her.

"Okay Shizu, thanks for your time, you may leave," He said, she just got up and left without saying anything.

"Well, that was a strike..." He sighed loudly and contacted Sebas again. Hopefully, he'd have better luck with the next lovely girl that got sent in, he had to catch himself as he was beginning to drool just thinking of who it might be!

"Okay Sebas, send in the next girl!" He said getting excited again, there were no other robots, everyone else should be good to go! The door opened up again and another flat, young and cute battle maid walked in! It was Entoma! She looked adorable... yet Peroroncino knew the truth of what she really was like... She walked in and sat on the couch. She had a green cookie in her hands and munched on it as she stared at him. She held it out to him, offering him the rest. He politely declined.

"Hello, Entoma!" Peroroncino greeted her. She took another bite from her green cookie. and looked at him with unchanging eyes. So long as she kept that cute mask on and didn't revert to her "spider form" he'd be able to make this work, probably...

"Helllloooo, Loooord, Peroroncinooooo!" She said in a cute voice, Peroroncino smiled at how adorable she sounded, and yet...

"Uh, so um... Entoma? Uh... what do YOU think of me and Momonga once being human?" Peroroncino asked, leaning back again, trying to act professionally once more. Entoma seemed to be thinking as she took another bite. it was weird how she always seemed to be looking in the same spot.

"Were youuuu tasttyyyy?" She finally asked, he could see this was not going to go well either... then he thought about it...

"Uh, Entoma... how does your species mate?" He asked. She took a few seconds to think once again.

"After the male relesesesss hisss ssseeeed into meee, I killll him and lay myyyy eggs in hisss chesssst cavity sooo my young willll have plentyyyy to eeeat whennn theyyy hatch!" She said in an all too cute voice. Besides how that sounded, Peroroncino was not about to have kids... especially thousands of them!

"Thank you, you may leave." She also got up and left, but gave him a wave and bow before walking out his room's door. he frowned at his repeated bad luck.

"Okay, we're batting 0/2..." with a sigh he contacted Sebas again. He asked Sebas to send in the next girl. This time a strange and bloated creature walked it, it's pale green skin looked sick... it was Neuronist...Peroroncino stopped her at the door.

"That's ok... you can leave." He said slamming his head on the desk hard enough to do 1 point of damage. She left in a grumbling huff. Was Sebas doing this on purpose? By now his initial excitement had been worn down. It had been a huge mistake to not go over the order... but it was only a matter of time till he got someone who was... normal. And he was right! The door opened and in walked a cute girl. It was Aura... she walked over and sat on the couch with her hands placed on her knees that sat straight out. Her ears bounced slightly in expected questioning.

"Hello Aura," he said in a friendly manner. She smiled at his greeting and gave a cute wave back.

"Hello Lord Peroroncino! How are you doing?" She asked in a chipper tone. Maybe it was the three strikes in a row... or the fact that he saw his older sister when he looked at Aura, bit oddly enough... he felt zero sexual arousal when looking at her.

"Um, I am fine Aura, thanks for asking, and you?" he asked she shrugged to show she was fine. He had separate questions prepared for her so he had been expecting to talk with her at some point, her timing was just bad is all.

"So Aura... how do you feel about me? Please be honest as you can," Aura frowned for a second and thought, after a while, she had prepared her statement.

"Lord Peroroncino is the little brother of my creator Lady Bukubukuchagama... so I feel like he is family to me. I was warned by many people that I should be careful around Lord Peroroncino, for some reason, although I do not know why exactly. I think he should listen to Lord Momonga more and is too easy going." Her statement sounded like a recording... and she was right, when he looked at Aura he felt as though she was a sister to him... and brother x sister hentai was defiantly NOT one of his fetishes... yet again Sebas had sent someone who Peroroncino could not interview properly. While it bothered him that she was told to be wary of him... he did get it, under normal circumstances, he'd be all over Aura... legal lolis were the best he thought!

"Alright... I have a question then... if I gave you an order, no matter what it was... would you follow it?" Aura nodded right away.

"Yes Lord Peroroncino, I would do whatever you asked of me." She said, still sitting up straight on the couch. Just for a second her thought something he even felt shame as thinking, so let it go.

"And I assume the same goes for Momonga?" As expected she nodded.

"Okay then Aura... let's pretend there is a powerful enemy, and one of us told you to attack the enemy, while the other one told you to run away... who would you listen to?" He asked. He wondered if her personal taste would override her decision-making process. She thought for a second. the question was meant to be unfair.

"Uh, well what happens if I attack it? How strong is this enemy?" She asked with a worried look on her face.

"Who knows? You have to decide who to listen to, and you have no idea which of us is right." She thought long and hard again. She seemed to be playing out this fight in her head... against an enemy that was not real.

"I guess it depended on what would be lost if I ran... if I was protecting Mare... I would stay and fight no matter what... even if you both told me to run away, I would never abandon Mare!" She said getting to her feet and holding her hands up in fists, he saw the protective big sister in her come out.

"Um... alright lets put this a different way... let's say there are two roads. I tell you to go left, and Momonga tells you to go right, and they lead to the same place and are the same road in every way, other than they run parallel to one another, who's road do you walk down?" Now he felt like he was a teacher giving her some weird math problem. She thought long and hard and was about to say something.

"And you can't coin flip either, has to be a choice, no randomly chosen for you," he said and she went back to thinking. Finally, she seemed ready to answer.

"Well... my mother always told me, that you would always look out for her, and that she trusted you more than anyone in the world... she gave you a hard time, but only because she wanted the best from you... she would talk to me and Mare all the time about how she would purposely try to get hired for jobs that she knew you would "want to use"... never was sure what that meant..." Aura said with a thinking look.

I KNEW IT! He cried in his mind... she would do that on purpose! If he could talk to her right now he'd... he just realized that he would never see his sister again.

"Okay, so you would choose my road then?" He asked surprised, and a little shocked at how highly his sister thought of him behind his back, it made a pang of regret hit his heart when he realized he'd never get to see her again probably. She was the one thing in the old world he did not care to leave behind.

"Nope, I'd choose Lord Momonga's path because she also said you were stupid sometimes and would always make bad choices!" She said laughing and falling back on the couch, her legs kicking up an down and she held her stomach in gut splitting laughter. Peroroncino was not amused by this burn his sister had sent to this world with him.

He forced a smile and told her she could leave, she hopped off the couch and bowed then left, still giggling underneath her breath. Peroroncino hit his head three more times into the table as hard as he could. He just stayed that way for a while until Sebas contacted him.

"Lord Peroroncino? Would you like me to send the next girl in?" Sebas asked... Peroroncino decided he'd give this one more shot before calling it a day, his luck had to turn at some point.

"Yes, Sebas... send her in..." He groaned. He had no faith in Sebas anymore! The girl that walked in was... normal... to a degree, however...

"Hello Lord Peroroncino, how are you doing today?...er um, woof!" Peroroncino wasn't too sure how to feel about this one. On one hand, she was like him now... a human-animal hybrid. She had the body shape of a middle-aged woman but the sewn together face of a dog... no matter how he looked at it, this too just wasn't in his list of fetishes either, furries was also a fetish he had no interest in.

"Hello, Pestonia, I am well, thank you for asking... uh... what's up?" That was literally the only question he could think of. She looked straight up at the ceiling.

"Are you asking me what the word "up" means? Or what is above me?" Peroroncino kicked himself... obviously, slang would not work on ones that were programmed to take his every word as law. He just shook his head, but then he had a jolt of inspiration and a brilliant question came to mind.

"Don't worry about it, forget I asked... what I really would like to know it, who was behind you? As in who's next to be interviewed by me?" She thought for a second and smiled best she could.

"If memory serves me right, I do believe it was Negredo, the older sister of Albedo... er, woof!" Peroroncino squeezed his eyes shut... of course that who it would be, why not just send him Albedo then?...but he sends the weird girl with no freakin skin on her face? Another fetish that did nothing for him! Also as she was a nice NPC he could guess her answers. Same goes for Pestonia here, she liked humans regardless of who they were.

"Thank you Pestonia, that will be all, also please tell Nigredo I will not be interviewing her... um today, so she may go back to her floor." Pestonia bowed and did as instructed. Peroroncino was doing a mental checklist in his head... that really should be all the created NPC's... how had Sebas not managed to send even one of the 41 homunculus maids? By sheer chance, he should have gotten one fo them by now!

"This is it Sebas!... Not even your evil list can beat me now! I've accounted for every other female in Nazarick... no matter who walks through that door, it should be "go time!" He said to himself out loud and laughed evilly... who would it be he wondered?

He gave his opponent the order to send the next one in. The door opened and in flew a weird looking creature, a pink flying fetus with a halo and sticks for wings, the guardian of the 8th floor, Victim. Peroroncino was just confused... was Victim even female? Wait did it even have a gender?

"Oh... uh hello, Victim..." Peroroncino greeted it awkwardly. Sebas must have thought Victim was a female... or wasn't sure and decided to err on the side of caution? Either way... Sebas had proven to be the better opponent today... Peroroncino's will was dashed now, after all too many let downs... he was done for the day. He just dropped his head and wove to Victim without looking up.

"That'll be alright Victim, please return to your floor..." he moaned and the thing left without saying a word, which was fine. He cast a [MESSAGE] to Momonga. He'd pick this up tomorrow... he thought.

"Hey... what are you doing?" he asked.

"Just still testing spells out with Demiurge and Mare, are you done already? Figured you'd be uh... busy all day." Momonga said. Peroroncino shook his head at the air.

"No, I ran into someone more cunning than I... anyway, nothing has happened like that yet..." Momonga seemed to not grasp the situation and was confused.

"Anyway, just thought I'd let you know I'm free if you wanna hang out later," Peroroncino said as he picked up one of his old feathers and blew at it, it sailed away, looping through the air.

"Yeah okay, let me finish up here and we'll decide on what to do then, sound good?" Peroroncino agreed that was fine and [MESSAGE] ended. He laughed at home much it reminded him of talking on the phone. Well as he was no longer horny... something he could rarely say, he'd go offer Sebas his "GG". in this game. Peroroncino concentrated on his ring and was transported to where Sebas was, in his office. he did not seem surprised by the sudden appearance of Peroroncino.

"Hello my Lord, how are you doing after the interviews?" Peroroncino folded his arms.

"Oh yeah... play dumb Sebas... but I'm onto your game... you may have outsmarted me this day!" Peroroncino said pointing at the butler. The look of utter confusion was almost undetectable on his stone chiseled face.

"Playing dumb? Outsmarted?" Sebas was acting like he didn't know what he was on about.

"Oh, alright... play it that way, just know this Sebas..." he leaned in toward him, Sebas leaned in as well attentively.

"Yes my Lord?" He asked. Peroroncino just stared at him in silence for a few seconds, then he pointed at him once more.

"I'm on to you..." Peroroncino whispered, then walked away. Sebas stood in silence blinking. He had no idea what that was about, Lord Peroroncino was on him? What? Sebas tried to piece together the words his Lord had used, but he had no idea what he spoke about. But it seemed he was done taking interviews today at any rate. Sebas stood straight and cast [MESSAGE].

"It seems Lord Peroroncino has finished his interviews for the day, so you won't be getting called today, sorry to make you wait." Sebas apologized to the girl who was next in line.

"Yes, Shalltear he told me this himself... then please also tell Albedo she too will not be going with you... I don't know why...why did you want to do a duel interview anyway, seems odd to me... okay... very good Mistress Shalltear," Sebas finished his message to Shalltear. He silently wondered just what job Lord Peroroncino was attempting to fill anyway?