Adventreader221: *BELCH!~* Ahh man that was good. I need to make another brisket. Mmm.

Phoenixlord42: What is meat always on your mind?

Adventreader221: No, T-bone Steak, Stir-fry, Turkey, Sirloin, Bacon, Ham, and pretty much any type of meat you can think of.

*Then a Frying pan meets Adventreader221's head*

Adventreader221: Owwie… that hurt.

Phoenixlord42: Of course it did meathead I am surprised really

Adventreader221: About what, dickface.

Phoenixlord42: Surprised you haven't eaten your head yet.

Adventreader221: Can't make commentary if I do that.

Phoenixlord42: Then have dogs do it for you.

Adventreader221: Nah, I can have Karl do it.

Phoenixlord42: Karl? Who the hell is Karl?

Adventreader221: My pet shark. He's a Great White.

Phoenixlord42: You have some weird pets man.

Adventreader221: Several. I have Jhonny the Kangaroo, Bucky the Armadillo, Shrimp the bottlenose dolphin, then there is Wolfy the Chiuaua, followed by Flash the cheetah, I also have Butch and Buckwheat the twin elephants, and finally I have Moose the moose. You tell me.

Phoenixlord42: I have dragons dude

Adventreader221: If you mean a toy, then by all means go ahead and keep it.

*Adventreader hears a roar and looks up and sees REAL DRAGONS flying*

Phoenixlord42: You were saying?

Adventreader221: *Crosses arms* So what. Mine are still awesome. *Lucky son of a bitch. I wanna have a dragon…*

*Adventreader221 gets scorched by a Dragon's flame as the dragon lands and Phoenixlord42 gets on the dragon. They fly off*

Phoenixlord42: Enjoy the story and Remember we don't own anything.

Adventreader221: THAT'S MY SCHTICK COPYOPYCAT!

Phoenixlord42:SO FUCKING WHAT! YOU WERE TOO SLOW!

(Sidenote from Adventreader221 about the story, not the reading version.

Some scenes are there because I put them there myself and edited them to try and fit with the story please do not place that as a plagiarism on Phoenixlord42)

"Well, let's see what this next chapter holds for us." Hashirama said as he looked to Onoki's granddaughter with a grin.

"Probably nothing like the last chapter." Minato said with a nod.

"It seems highly likely that the war arc we seen during the first chapter was merely a glimpse of the future. However, if there is one thing I am certain of, it is reality is always changing. You can't control time nor can you predict what happens next." Tobirama said before scowling, "Unless of course, you're an Uchiha. Cheating little bastards." he muttered.

"Tobirama!" Hashirama cried out.

"Don't try and deny it, you have agreed plenty of times that those eyes were a hax in life." Tobirama rebutted to his brother.

"Uh, let's get back on track. Fourth Tsuchikage, please begin if you would please." Hashirama said getting some laughter as Kurotsuchi begun to read,

Naruto, Natsu, and Lucy were walking through town headed towards the guild where Naruto told her she would be welcome. She was excited by the idea of joining of her favorite guild, but then came the worries of someone not liking her. When she had said such things the two dragon slayers had laughed at her saying that everyone wouldn't care if she came from a piss poor family or the richest family in all of Fiore. Everyone would treat her as family, and if they didn't Erza would put them in their place for being rude to her.

"Sounds alright to me…" Sakura muttered to herself

"SSSSHHHHH!~" hissed several listeners.

When they arrived at the guild it was total pandemonium everywhere. Where a powerful guild was, was a large bar fight. Naruto walked through the chaos managing to avoid being drawn into fights with his guildmates through unknown means. Lucy followed his every step so she wouldn't be drawn into any of the fights as well. She saw many of her favorite wizards in the middle of the crowd of fights such as 'Loki the Playboy', and Bisca Mulan also known as Mulan Rogue. "Welcome to Fairy Tail." Naruto said taking her mind off of the fight. Suddenly a piece of ice slammed into Natsu's face which made him run off into the middle of the fights shouting about a stripper.

She was curious about that... until said stripper got thrown out of the crowd and landed next to her... butt naked. He then looked at her before speaking. "Lady I'm going to need to borrow your underwear." he tells her.

Several people begin to Laugh. As bad as it looked, it was still rather humorous to see.

And once more, Jiraiya was sent flying just because it was a perverse scene… even though it wasn't really perverse.

"LIKE HELL I'D DO THAT PERVERT!" she screams before slapping him sending him once more back into the crowd of fights. She then realizes what she did. "Oh dear God there's not a single sane person in this guild. And I just slapped someone... although I don't think that was a problem since he asked for my panties. Totally justified for that one." Lucy thinks to herself before she hears someone from behind her speak

"Yeah, won't fault her for that one, kinda think the stripper deserved it for doing that to a lady." Tsunade said.

"You only say that because he more than likely had his underwear burned off." Jiraiya said.

"No I say it because he might be related to you. Get it right." Tsunade responded.

"Well hello there." a soft sweet voice say's gaining her attention.

Turning around she immediately recognizes her. "It's Mirajane Strauss. Oh my God Mirajane Strauss is talking to me!" Lucy's mind started to rant. Lucy then looked over to the brawl. "Don't you think that someone should stop this?" Lucy asked her only for a bottle to suddenly collide with Mirajane's forehead bruising it a little. "Ahh Mirjane are you ok?" Lucy asked her.

"Sheesh, it's worse than when the Calamity gets caught in the middle of a fight, and that place collapses several times a year." Onoki said with a chuckle

"I'll say, that place is ground zero for trouble." Tsume said in agreement.

Mirajane just nodded her head. "Yeah I'm fine this is normal for the guild." she told Lucy.

"Ok seriously someone needs to stop this cause this is getting out of- she was interrupted when she saw Naruto come flying out of the mass of people.

"Ok I see how it is you old geezer now taste the wrath of the dragon "Earth Dragon's Meteor Fist" Naruto shouts as his hand is enveloped in a bright light causing Lucy's eyes to widen.

"Wait, I thought he was just a Quake Dragon Slayer!" Lucy said in shock while Mirajane just laughed.

"Yeah so do most of his opponent's until they see him using his other abilities." she said.

But before he could launch the fist a massive shadow stomped on the ground halting all the fight's. "Will you fool's stop fighting like children you lot are setting a bad example for the new blood." the voice says in a deep dark voice.

"Oh God he's huge!" Lucy shout's in shock at the massive man's size.

"(snicker) that's what she said." Jiraiya snickered.

Tsunade gave an enraged shout as she slapped the perv across the arena, "Now is not the time for your lecherous fantasies Jiraiya!" she said angrily.

Everywhere around the guildhall the fighting stopped in its tracks. "Oh I'm sorry I didn't think you'd still be here Master." Mirajane says with a smile. The apparent Master just turns towards her with a small growl.

Lucy just looks at her like she's insane. "Wait did you just say master?" she asked in shock.

Natsu just laughs for some strange reason... until Naruto punches him in the back of the head. "Will you stop that, and be more respectful Natsu." Naruto yells at his friend in annoyance.

The Master just looked over at Naruto and nods his head before he looks at Lucy. "Thanks for shutting him up. I also see that you've brought a new recruit to the guild. Care to introduce yourself?" the master asks her, his deep voice shaking the building.

"Uh I'm Lucy n-nice to meet you sir." Lucy stuttered out. The Master just nods his head before he starts to shrink getting smaller and smaller until he is all but two feet tall, which is surprising since he was just as big as a giant might be.

"Since when was Ji-Chan in the story?" Kozuchi asked with a grin like his father's own.

"I'm hurt you would think so little of your dear old Ji-chan… it hurts my heart." Onoki sniffles to his grandson who pats his back reassuringly.

"Well it's nice to meet ya Lucy." the now small master said to the shocked blonde.

She gaked "What? He's so small now! Is he really your guild master?" Lucy asks in shock.

"Wow even we know not to underestimate anyone." Said Kurotsuchi as she and Kozuchi know better than anyone.

The third Tsuchikage nods at this.

Naruto just looks at her like she is stupid before speaking. "Well duh. Allow me to introduce you to Master Makarov the Fairy Tail's Third Guild Master, though we tend to call him 'Old man' or even 'Gramps' for endearment." Naruto says as Makarov jumps into the air doing a couple of back flips before he hits his head on the ceiling, much to Naruto's silent amusement, and lands on a balcony overlooking the guild. Clearing his throat to get their attention he speaks.

"Alright brat's listen up." Makarov say's as they look at him. Makarov starts to yell loudly all of sudden once again much to their silent amusement. "YOU'VE ALL GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN YOU BUNCH OF CLOWNS. JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS PAPERWORK THAT THE COUNCIL SENT ME ON DAMAGE REPORT'S ALONE!" Makarov yells as he holds up a stack of papers in the air. Makarov then started to yell louder at them.

"HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS OR ARE Y"ALL JUST A BUNCH OF NUTS TO BEGIN WITH? ALL YOU KIDS ARE GOOD FOR IS ANGERING THE COUNCIL AND HAVING THEM TELL ME ABOUT IT." Makarov yells at them. "Let me read out a few from the list of complaints I was sent this morning alone. Gray, some civilians are complaining that you walk around naked without a care in the world." Makarov read out.

"I didn't know I was naked, so sue me you old geezer." Gray responded.

"Elfman, you assaulted a client earlier when you were paid to protect him." Makarov read out.

"Why does that sound familiar…" Minato asked his wife who was blushing in embarrassment.

So what, the perv had it coming, and he had peeped on her while she was bathing so completely justified on that one.

"He said that education was not 'MANLY' so I showed him how manly I could be." a big man with white hair shouted out.

"Cana, you drank all of the council's storage wine, and then billed them for it... Again." Makarov continued while some of the mages chuckled.

"Why didn't I ever think of doing that, I could've saved so much money."Tsunade sulked.

"TSUNADE-SAMA!?" Shizune cried out in shock.

Hey who wouldn't, a woman drank someone else's booze and had them pay for it... and they were the ones who bought it. "Damn, I thought they wouldn't notice." a brunette responded as she took a swig of her drink out of her mug.

"And last but certainly not least my most troublesome duo." Makarov said with a glare, "You two went and wrecked the port of Hargeon. What may I ask made y'all go nut's like that in order for you to do that?" Makarov asked.

Natsu shuffles his feet while Naruto sighs, "Technically it was just me, but to be fair I only used one technique to bring in that yacht with Lucy on it." Naruto said.

"Explain." Makarov said.

Naruto shrugged and began his explanation, "When we arrived at the Port town of Hargeon we split up to cover more ground when I ran into the newbie. We introduced ourselves and then we saw a crowd of women rush this weird looking guy. We go down to the crowd, newbie gets charmed, Natsu rushes in and gets mugged by said crowd of women for insulting him and he leaves." Naruto explained.

"Ok, makes sense." Kushina muttered with a nod.

"No it doesn't…" Boruto told his grandmother.

"Later that night we listened in and 'heard' he was from Fairy Tail and saw his ship. I had Natsu fly over there and see if he could stall them. I used a quake to bring them in and things went from there. And that's all there is to it." Naruto said.

Natsu leaned over to speak quietly into his ear, though some others heard him "You forgot to mention we ran from the army." Natsu said.

"Whoo, now that is nice. Running from an Army sounds interesting indeed." Kozuchi said with his brother nodding in agreement.

"That's one that could be told to the kids later on in life. 'Hey kid guess what I did when I was young and stupid, I ran from the army!' right?" Boruto asked his brother who nodded.

"Oh yeah and we ran from the army." Naruto said in agreement. He shook his head, "Wait when did we do that?" he asked.

Natsu shuffled his feet, "Right after you beat up Bora and his men." he said.

Naruto sighed as he rubbed his nose, "You're such an idiot, why didn't you tell me that?" he asked.

"Eh it doesn't matter anyways." Makarov said interrupting them. "If we don't do our best we shall never progress. So screw the council cause we are Fairy Tail which means we are number one." Makarov cheered out and then held up the signal of number one to show Fairy Tail was the best in all of Fiore. The entire guild soon held their hands up with a finger to the sky to show they were number one while shouting in agreement.

"He reminds me of Sarutobi-sensei with how he talks." Jiraiya said with a smile.

"Or if you really think about it, Naruto when he rants your ear off." Tsunade said.

He sets the papers on fire and then throws the paper out over them where Natsu jumps up and starts to eat them. Makarov clears his throat once more. "Now that I am done... clean up this mess and get back to making some money for the guild." Makarov said before he jumped down from his perch and walked into his office. When he had left the mages had done as they were told.

Mirajane walked over to Lucy with a stick in her hand. "Hey it's time for you to receive your guild mark." she said to the blond.

Lucy turns to her with a smile. "Oh really that was fast. I honestly thought that there was something I had to do before I became a member." Lucy said.

Mirajane only shook her head no, "Nope we usually just slap the stamp and say welcome to the guild. Now where do you want me to place it and what color would you like for it to be in?" she asks her.

Lucy just holds out her right hand "I want it on my right hand in pink." Lucy told her as Mirajane placed the stamp on her hand.

The magic stamp glows for a second before Mirajane removes it to show a pink Fairy Tail Guild Mark on the back of her hand. "There now you're a member of the guild." Mirajane says. Lucy smiles at her.

"Thank you so much Mirajane this is a dream come true for me." Lucy says.

"Oh you don't have to be so formal. Just call me Mira if you want to." Mirajane tells Lucy.

"Oh well thanks anyways... Mira." Lucy says as she runs off.

She soon finds Naruto who is sitting down at a table enjoying a big bowl of ramen next to Natsu who is enjoying a steak. "Oi Naruto oh Naruto look. Mira just made me an official member of the guild." Lucy said excitedly.

Naruto looks up from his noodles at her. "Oh that's nice to hear. Welcome to the guild Lucy." Naruto said.

"Yeah that's real nice Luigi." Natsu said in agreement.

"I have a feeling this will be a common occurrence in the future…" Ino said with an eye twitch.

"Could be worse he could call you another name enterally." said Minato

Lucy just looks at him before yelling "THE NAMES LUCY." Naruto however just finishes his meal before he gets up and walks over to the mission board to look for a job. Naruto then hears little Romeo's voice in his ears.

"Hey Master how come my dad hasn't come back yet?" the young boy asked Makarov. Makarov who was drinking a beer stopped his drinking before he looked down at the boy.

"You're starting to get on my everlasting nerves Romeo." Makarov tells him. "You're a wizard's son which means you have to have faith in your father. Wait just a little while longer I'm sure he'll be back soon. Ok." Makarov tells the boy.

Romeo just looks at the old man in shock. "B-but sir he told me he would only be gone for three days... but he's been gone for the whole week." Romeo told him.

*Sigh* "If I remember he took the job to get rid of some Vulcans over in the mountains yes?" Makarov asks the boy who nods his head yes. Makarov sighs once more before he looks over at Naruto. "Naruto come here." he orders.

"Yes Master?" he asked.

"I want you to pick a partner and go to Mt. Hakobe and bring back Macao for Romeo, and that's not a request since I'll personally pay you one hundred thousand jewels for getting the job done." Makarov say to the blonde.

Romeo was ecstatic. He runs up and starts to hug the Master with tears running down his eyes. "Thank you Master Makarov. Thank you so much." he sobs into the old man's shirt. Makarov looks at Naruto and motions for him to leave.

"Sheesh, all cuz he told Naruto to find his old man." Karui stated.

"Meh, here he'd be considered dead since we don't really do a search and rescue. Well we do now, but not in the old days." Samui said.

Naruto just nods to Makarov before he walks over to the bar. "Oi Mira we've got a job to do, let's go." Naruto says as she walks out of the kitchen.

"Naruto you know I don't take jobs anymore. Not since... that day." she tells him.

"I know but as the only person besides Elfman that uses Take-Over Magic I need your skills as a sensor to come help me see if anything has happened to Macao. And Elfman just left for his next job so..." Naruto explains to her.

"The answer is still n- Naruto interrupts her. "There is also a one-hundred thousand Jewel reward from the Master himself." Naruto says making her stop speaking as she thinks for a little bit.

She releases a sigh. "Fine I'll go with you. But I expect to get half of the reward when we come back you got me?" she asks him. Naruto just nods before he looks at Kurama.

"Stingy little thing ain't she," Jiraiya muttered.

"Not much worse than my wife." Hashirama muttered in agreement.

"More like your granddaughter." Kushina muttered.

"I can hear you guys ya know?" the blonde questioned them.

"Well let's get moving shall we?" Naruto asks his partner.

"Let's do it!" Kurama says. Mirajane could only laugh at the dragon slayer and his cat's behavior for being so serious one second before becoming so childish the next.

Later while on the road

"Ugh I seriously hate traveling like this. Why couldn't we just use that one magic that let's us appear anywhere we want?" Naruto groaned out as if he were in pain.

"That magic would be called Special Magic. Also last I checked you don't know it since you're a dragon slayer." Mira tells him.

"Interesting, they can use magic to teleport like my Hiraishin. Cool."Minato said.

"I'm surprised you're not commenting on him having motion sickness." Tsunade said.

"Says here that Dragon Slayer Magic isn't 100% compatible with the human body as it was made on the spur of a moment to fight and the drawbacks weren't discovered until it was too late." Kurotsuchi said as she read a side note.

"Reason why is because we could have been there long ago and been done with this job and I wouldn't have to worry about this. Which means you wouldn't have to leave your barmaid duties." Naruto tells her.

"And I care for this because..." Mira says to him.

"Ah your so mean to me. If Lisanna were still here I'm sure she would have agreed with me on that idea." Naruto groaned before the cabin of the carriage became quiet sans Naruto's agonized groans from moving.

It took another half hour before they reached the mountain where Naruto happily got out. When they stepped out of the carriage Naruto looked around and saw that it was about to become a blizzard. Apparently Mirajane saw this as well.

"We need to move. This snowstorm is about to become a blizzard, and if we get caught in it we could be stuck out here for several days on end." Naruto said as Mira and Kurama just nodded as if the weren't bothered by the storm. It was also a good thing Mira changed out of her dress and into a warmer outfit as well or otherwise she would have her dress flying all over the place... or she would be naked which would've been embarrassing for her. Not for Naruto as he likes the Magazines she poses in, he especially liked last month's issue with her in it. Who said a free show wasn't appreciated these days is an idiot, he certainly wouldn't mind one right now.

"Well said my apprentice."

"Shut it perv!"

"Alright let's get this show on the road. Mira do you sense Macao anywhere?" Kurama asked.

"Nothing yet, just keep moving we'll find him soon... I hope." she said.

"MACAO WHERE ARE YOU YA LAZY BUM?" Naruto shout out to the sky. Unfortunately this had the added effect of alerting a nearby Vulcan that they were there where it came down the mountain, and knocked Naruto down the slope.

"Naruto!" Mira shouted until she saw the Vulcan look at her with admiration or was it lust no wait was that oh forget it let's just say the damned pervy thing kidnapped her and move on with it. Then the Vulcan grabbed Mira and ran into a cave where the monkey tried to convince her to have little Vulcan-monkey baby things.

"I'm sure I speak do everyone when i say, all of us are with you on that one." Kushina said.

"Yeah." Tsunade she agreed with the redhead.

Mira wanted to gag. Where was Naruto when you needed him.

Near the summit of Mt. Hakobe

Mira was sitting in a cave with a stupid Vulcan... that wanted her to have it's children. Luckily she had managed to trick it by telling it that the time wasn't right as she wasn't feeling all that well. Soon the Vulcan had grown impatient and grew stars in it's eye's. Something that didn't go unnoticed by Mirajane. "Eh heh heh heh heh. Me like human woman. Human woman is pretty." the Vulcan said to her as she backed away from it.

Luckily help arrived in the form of Naruto. "I'm back monkey boy." Naruto shouts as he bursts through the wall.

"Only you Naruto, only you." Sakura said.

"Meh, I would have done the same." Jiraiya said with a chuckle.

"I think I like this version of dad." Boruto chuckled.

"Me too Nii-san" Kozuchi said.

Of course the Vulcan stops in his tracks and looks at him in challenge. "Eh you no touch my woman." the Vulcan says to him.

"Well I'm not leaving here until I find ol man Macao so scram monkey brain." Naruto tells it.

"Me no like man. Me like woman so leave my woman." the beast says.

"Have you ever heard of literature, looks like you could learn a thing or two to me." Kakashi stated factually.

"Like what, your smut sensei?" Sasuke asked.

Suddenly a familiar energy comes to Mira's senses... from the perverted monkey... oh great. "Um Naruto I think I might have found Macao." she says. Naruto is confused by that.

"Huh? What the heck do you mean by that? I know these monkey things have a weak magic but I don't think that ol Macao is in here." Naruto says to the woman.

"No you don't understand the Vulcan is Macao. Remember that Vulcan's have the ability to use Take-Over which means that Macao is the Vulcan." Mirajane says as a lightbulb clicks in his mind.

"Oh yeah I did forget. Thanks for reminding me Mira I was ready to beat a monkey to death." Naruto says as he covers his hand in a mirror-like metal before he looks at the Vulcan. "Alright one shot should do the trick, and then we will have one ol man Macao ready to deliver back to his boy so lights out bitch!" Naruto says. "Take this banana breath!" Naruto shouts as he shoves his fist into the Vulcans stomach thus defeating it by shoving the giant monkey into the wall behind it the creature.

"Naruto still hasn't learned subtlety has he?" Minato asked as he rubbed his forehead.

"Not in the slightest." several people commented.

"Well that was easy eh Mira?" Naruto asked her while her eye twitched in annoyance while the Vulcan transformed back into Macao. Walking over to the unconscious man Naruto sees he has several broken bones in his arm and sets them in the proper position. Splinting the arm so it won't break Naruto and Mira begin to wait for him to wake up so they could return to the guild.

When Macao woke up from his sleep he thanked them for saving him from the Vulcan's spell and they began the journey back to the guild. Upon their return Naruto, Kurama, Mira and Macao saw Romeo sitting on the steps to the guild looking at the sky. Naruto assumed the young boy was thinking of his father, and decided to give him just that.

"Hey Romeo look who we found!" Naruto said to the boy getting his attention.

Romeo looks at them before he spots his father. "DAD!" Romeo shouts as he jumps into the man's arms and knocks him to the ground. "You really came back. I'm so sorry dad." he sobbed into his father's chest as his father held him close.

"No I'm sorry Romeo. I didn't mean to make you worry." Macao tells the crying boy.

"It's alright because I can handle it. I'm the son of a wizard after all." Romeo replies.

Macao just laughs "Well the next time you see those bullies ask them 'if their fathers can defeat nineteen A-Class monster's on their own' okay." Macao says.

"Alright I'll do it." the boy replied to him.

"Awww, so cute." Several women cooed.

"Peh, typical women response." Onoki muttered.

Naruto, seeing the two reunite, decided to let them have their father and son moment and nudged Mira to get her attention. He then motioned for her to follow him back to get their pay. As they were leaving Naruto heard Romeo shout out "Naruto! Kurama! Thanks for the help." he says getting a wave from the two. Naruto returns to the guild hall and sees a smiling Makarov.

"Mission accomplished Master I believe that you owe me a hundred thousand jewels." Naruto say's. Mira jabs him in the ribs at that. "I mean us. You owe us one hundred thousand jewels." he corrects himself.

"Hey look, Tsunade 2.0." Jiraiya laughed. However said laughter was stopped when Tsunade slapped him so hard he was sent flying into a wall unconscious.

Makarov just growls before throwing him an envelope full of money "Well done. Now get out of my hair I'm busy getting wasted." Makarov said bluntly causing the blonde to shake his head.

"Look, another version of Hashirama…" Tobirama commented to his laughing brother who stopped and began to sulk.

It's been a week since Lucy joined Fairy Tail. Unfortunately, she has been bored for the entire time. Lucy was currently at her desk, writing something. She had finally recovered from that writer's block, but she wanted to make sure she was ready before going back to the guild. Her window was suddenly slammed open."Ahhh," Lucy screamed, falling off her chair. She then saw a pink-haired man jump into her room along with a blue cat. "NATSU!" Lucy shouted as he turned to look at her.

"Hey, Luce," Natsu replied, smiling.

"Hi, Lucy," Happy greeted.

"What have I told you about coming into my room through the window?" Lucy responded.

"They invaded a girls room. Son a lesson don't enter a girls room unless invited in." said Kurotsuchi and her sons nods saying "yes mom."

"Can't remember it seemed important though." Natsu replied," What'cha writing about?" he asked when he saw the paper's.

Lucy quickly scrunched up the papers she was writing on hiding them from his view. "Nothing." Lucy answered.

"It doesn't look like it's nothing to me, but don't worry I won't pry." Natsu replied.

Lucy was about to respond when she heard a knock at the door. "Huh who's that?" Lucy wondered.

"That must be Naruto I did ask him if he wanted to tag along for the job." Natsu stated before walking to the door and opening it. The door revealed Naruto, glaring at Natsu.

"Natsu, I thought we agreed that you would stop barging into other people's room's through their window." Naruto told off Natsu.

"At least he is polite and is scolding Natsu for that." Said Kushina with the females nodding

"I know," Natsu replied," But it's way more convenient and easier to do it like this."Natsu told him.

"Can't argue with that." Naruto admitted before stepping inside Lucy's room.

"What are you doing here?" Lucy questioned him before setting the papers down.

"We're here to talk to you about a mission," Natsu answered.

"I needed help and he just tagged along." Naruto answered.

"Where Natsu goes, I go." Happy added in.

"And where Naruto is I follow." Kurama supplied from beside him.

"Great. But..." Lucy responded before turning her head to Natsu," Why are you asking me to help you with a mission?" Lucy asked him.

"Because you are a strong wizard." Natsu replied. This made Lucy blush at Natsu's compliment... before he ruined the moment. "From what Naruto tells me," Natsu continued. "I honestly thought we needed someone who fits this description to help." Lucy was still blushing when Natsu handed her a flyer. As she read it, the blush on her cheeks faded and her mood turned annoyed quickly.

"SO YOU JUST WANT ME FOR MY LOOKS. YOU'RE THE WORST FRIEND EVER!" Lucy shouted at Natsu, who covered his ears to block out the sound of her shouts.

"Bastard." Mutters Ino and the women look ready to kill Natsu.

Kozuchi leans into Boruto and says "Let's not be that stupid." and Boruto nods his head in agreement.

Happy flew up to Kurama's ear. "He isn't very smart when it comes to women is he Kurama?" Happy commented.

"Agreed. I feel so sorry for you Happy." Kurama responded.

"Thank you." Happy replied as he watched Lucy yells at Natsu about the negatives of objectifying women. Naruto was calm on the outside, but inside he was roaring in laughter.

"But Lucy..." Natsu responded as soon as Lucy's rant was over, "We came to you because you were the perfect girl for the job." Naruto, Kurama, and Happy sniggered as the blush returned to Lucy's cheeks. This would make for great teasing material later.

"Ok ok fine I'll do it." Lucy replied when she calmed down. Naruto leaned towards Happy who was next to Kurama

"She's very easy to please, isn't she boy's?" Naruto whispered.

"Aye, sir." Happy agreed.

"Oh yeah. Very easy." Kurama said bobbing his head up and down.

"You know that I can hear you!" Lucy shouted towards Naruto and the two cats.

"So, are you in or not?" Natsu asked.

"Yeah sure, but I better get paid for doing this." Lucy answered.

"Good." Natsu replied " Meet us at the train station tomorrow." Natsu was then about to jump out the window before Naruto grabbed him by the collar.

Tsunade mutters "Maybe I should start doing that to people who try to leave through the window."

Jiraiya shivers at that.

"Nope wrong way Natsu." Naruto said before dragging him out of the door with Happy and Kurama following them. Lucy just looked at them before remembering something. "Dammit I forgot to ask how much money we get." Lucy exclaimed "Oh well, I can always ask them tomorrow." Lucy said to herself.

The next day

Lucy had just arrived at the train station around nine o'clock ready to go. She looked around to see if there was anybody else besides her there. "Where the hell are they?" Lucy muttered as she sat down a bench. Lucy thought about what she read on the job flyer last night. "Twenty-thousand jewels just for someone to destroy a book." Lucy whispered to herself, "Now, why would there be a job like that?" Lucy wondered to herself.

"Interesting, isn't it?" a voice stated right behind Lucy.

Lucy whipped her head around to see Naruto standing behind her. She never even sensed him. She motioned for him to sit beside her which he gladly did. "Yeah sure why not. I'm only dressing up to be some sort of maid." Lucy said.

"So ready to do a job?" Naruto asked while Kurama nodded his head not saying anything.

"Yeah I guess I am. But do I really have to do this?" Lucy asked him.

"Good question what is the mission anyway?" asked Hashirama.

"Well you are the one who volunteered for the job. Well technically it was Natsu that volunteered you, but you didn't say no to it either." Kurama said. Lucy looked at him as if she would fry him, but it did nothing to deter the black cat.

"Hey guys," a voice rang out. Lucy, Naruto, and Kurama turned their heads to see Natsu and Happy, walking towards them.

"Hey Natsu," Lucy greeted as she walked up to them.

"Sup Happy." Kurama said to his fellow cat.

"Are you ready?" Natsu asked.

"Yep," Lucy answered.

Happy flew over to Naruto. "Do you have the tickets Naruto?" Happy asked.

"Right here." Naruto answered as he showed off four train tickets.

"We ready to go guys?" Natsu asked.

"Yep let's get this show on the road. Happy get the bags." Kurama said clapping his hands together like a master giving his butler an order, much to Happy's dismay.

"But we didn't agree to that Kurama!" Happy exclaimed.

"Ouch that really does suck, not cool Kurama." Said Samui. The others agree with Samui on that. It was a dick move on his part.

"Time to get a move on." Naruto said before standing up, "Come on, we have a mission to complete." and the group of five quickly got onto the train and found an empty compartment.

When the train started to move the two dragon slayers immediately grew queasy to the point they looked like they would throw up. Naruto however looked only slightly paler than before which didn't go unnoticed by Lucy. "Hey how come Natsu looks like he's about to lose his last meal, and yet you look only a little paler than before?" Lucy asked the blonde slayer.

Taking a deep breath Naruto tries not to lose his last meal as he responds to his fellow blonde. "It's because I ain't a pussy like Natsu is. Actually I can't lie, I used to use a spell that would let me feel less likely to throw up." Naruto told her.

"At least he was honest about it." Ino muttered.

"He was rude about it." Kushina muttered to the blonde.

Lucy looked appalled by this news. "So basically you both have motion sickness?" she asked.

"Yeah it's a downer for dragonslayers. It doesn't matter if they are First generation or Third generation dragon slayer they all get it." Kurama said with a sigh.

"That's gotta suck." Lucy said to them. The two could only nod or in Natsu's case groan.

When they arrived it seemed the two couldn't leave the train fast enough. "Alright now that the ride of the devil is over let's get busy." Naruto said.

"Alright I'm all fired up." Natsu said eagerly.

"Let's not start that reckless streak of yours now Natsu we're on a job so act your age and not what your shoe size is ok." Kurama tells him.

"Oh relax we got this. What could possibly go wrong?" the pinkette asks the cat.

"He just played with Murphy's law." Said Minato

"A lot. A lot could go wrong that's what." Happy tells his friend.

"Well let's just get to the client's house where we'll find out where we need to go, and why they want us to destroy this book." Naruto said.

"Aye sir." Happy exclaims. Kurama just nods in agreement.

"Let's move it people and fellow cat's." Lucy says, but then notices that her friends were already on the move. When they find the clients house they see it's a rather elegant house that cost a lot of money. A lot of money that they didn't have if Natsu went crazy and wrecked the place where they had to compensate the owners for said damages.

Naruto was about to ring the doorbell before noticing someone. He turned his head to see a woman, motioning for them to follow her. The group looked at each other before following the woman. The woman led them to the back of the house. "Thank you for coming so quickly." the woman greeted as she opened the backdoor of the mansion. Naruto, Natsu, Happy, Kurama and Lucy filed in before finding themselves in an empty room with only a couple of couches.

"Sit down please" the woman told the group, "The boss will be with you in just a moment." Naruto nodded his head in acknowledgement while Lucy, Natsu, and Happy sat down on one of the couches. Soon, a tall grey-haired man entered the room. The man sat down on the opposite couch, looking at Natsu, Happy, Kurama, and Lucy.

"Are you here for the job?" the man asked. The group nodded their heads. "Do you know what the mission is?" the man asked.

"Yeah it's to destroy some book." Natsu answered. The man nodded his head.

"What an egg-head. That's all he probably knows about the job." Karui mutters.

"Kinda reminds me of how dense Naruto was when he was a genin back in the day." Kakashi said as he looked up from his book.

"Wrong, he's worse than Naruto when he was a genin." Jiraiya stated.

"Yes," the man replied," I don't care how you do it. I just want you to destroy that book at all costs." the client told them.

"You got it." Natsu responded, smashing his fists together "Just tell me where it is and we'll get it done for you quick, fast, and in a jiffy." he said.

"The name of the book is called Daybreak. It is located in the Everlue mansion." the man stated. Lucy, Naruto, and Kurama easily recognised the name meanwhile Natsu and Happy looked at the man in confusion.

"Who?" they responded.

The man leaned forward, pressing both hands together "The Everlue mansion, is the home to Duke Everlue." the man explained. "He is the richest man in the city and is known for using his wealth to manipulate the officials of this city to get what he wants whenever he wants. He is practically untouchable." the man tells them.

"And there's a book in his collection you want us to destroy, right." Lucy finished.

The man nodded his head. "That is why I raised the reward from twenty-thousand to two million jewels," the man stated.

Kurama, Natsu, Happy, and Lucy froze at the mention of two million jewels. "T-T-Two-m-million jewels," all of them stuttered. Naruto just sits there not shocked at all.

Tsunade felt her eyes widen before the sound of a cash register rang off in the back of her mind with a lud "CHA-CHING!" where her eyes instantly turned to dollar signs.

"Let's see two million divided by three," Natsu started to mutter. "That will be one million for me and Natsu and one million for Naruto and Kurama. So many fish to buy!" Happy exclaimed.

"HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Lucy shouted.

"Pssh, girl with a body like that there is so much the world has to offer. It's not like they don't make ya a offer." Bee rapped.

"So basically she can be a hooker… how low can you get?" Sakura asked him.

"If ya let me I can show you how low I can really get girly." he said quirking his brows multiple times.

"That book cannot be allowed to exist any longer." the man muttered, facing his head downward. Naruto was the only one who heard this.

"Hmm there seems to be more to this book than meets the eye." Naruto thought with narrowed eyes

"We will do it," Natsu proclaimed.

The man looked up "Thank you," the man responded as he extended his hand for ants to shake. Natsu shook it before the group left the room.

"Are you sure about this?" the woman asked the man.

The man sighed, "If it is the only way to remove that atrocity, then yes," the man answered," I am sure." Naruto, Kurama, Natsu, Lucy, and Happy looked at the front of a very large mansion. It seemed to be embroidered with gold and decorated with finest ornaments... who would spend so much money for decor it was absurd.

"So what's the plan?" Lucy asked.

"I say we burn the whole place down," Natsu answered before being smacked on the head by Naruto. "OW!" Natsu shouted," What the hell was that for?" Natsu asked as he looked at the blond.

"Have you gone completely insane or something? If we do that there is no telling what would happen if you did something like that" Naruto responded. Natsu was silent for a moment before nodding his head. Kurama sighed while Happy smacked his forehead.

"Huh, a reasonable plan from one named the dobe of the year." Ino nodded her head.

"Much better than what he usually came up with." Sasuke sighed out.

"I have a few scents on the top floor." Natsu said.

"Yeah same here. You smell the book?" Naruto asked as he sniffed the air.

"I can smell paper at the corner of the top floor," Natsu stated.

"Alright let's get started." Naruto said as he looked at his fellow blond.

"Lucy." Natsu said, turning his head," We need you to try and get hired as a maid."

"Well, there goes the idea of having to do the job properly." Tsunade said.

"Well, can't say they didn't try at least." Minato said.

Lucy looked at Natsu in surprise. "Why?" Lucy asked.

"Rich bastards like him probably has beautiful maids working for him," Natsu explained to the buxom blonde. "We need you to infiltrate the house and destroy the book." Lucy blushed at Natsu's words.

"Are you calling me beautiful?" Lucy asked meekly. Natsu was stunned while Kurama, Happy and Naruto had to hold in their laughter.

"I don't know," Natsu replied, "We just need a girl to pretend to be a maid so we can finish the job." Natsu said as Lucy's blush instantly faded away. Well, it was mentioned that he wasn't the brightest tool in the shed… Poor poor foolish Natsu.

"IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED ME FOR ASSHOLE?" Lucy shouted.

"I know, right?!" Sakura says loudly.

Kozuchi shrugged his shoulders, "Not like she would do any better." he told Jiraiya who snickered.

Natsu was smart enough to notice the signs of a woman's anger thanks to Naruto's teachings. "W-what I meant is uh," Natsu stuttered " You're still a beautiful girl. I'm sure that you will have no problem getting hired." The words seemed to calm Lucy down.

"Well," Lucy responded as he pressed her index fingers together nervously," When you say it like that... I'll do it." she said.

"YES," Natsu and Happy exclaimed. Natsu looked at Naruto and put a thumbs-up. Naruto looked at Kurama who just nodded his head, showing his acknowledgement. Natsu grinned before looking back at Lucy. This was when Naruto decided to step in.

"That was good, Natsu.." Naruto congratulated his friend. "But I don't think Lucy will be able to infiltrate the mansion." Natsu, Lucy, Kurama, and Happy turned their heads to Naruto.

"Why is that?" Natsu asked.

"I don't think that Lucy is the duke's type," Naruto answered as he pointed at one of the mansion's windows. The group turned their heads to see the shortest and skinniest maid they have ever seen. She had hair that seemed like it was about to fall off at any minute and her face was unnaturally long and thin.

The women all have their eyes wide as hell "Really that fucker is into that?" asked Mei.

"Why the hell would he not want the true sexy ladies instead?" asked Jiraiya with a wail.

"So what's the difference?" Natsu asked. Kurama sighed while Happy smacked his forehead which made Naruto sighs in annoyance Natsu was just a dunce. Natsu then turned his head to see an enraged Lucy.

"Lucy, are you ok?" Natsu asked. Naruto, Kurama, and Happy turned around to avoid watching as Lucy beat the crap out of Natsu calling out many obscenities that would make a priest blush in embarrassment.

"If that's a natural reaction, I'd hate to see an unnatural reaction." Ai muttered.

"Meh, I think she did rather well." Sakura said.

"Only cuz the curtain matches the drapes." Ino snorted.

They had to plug their ears to ignore the cries of help and screams of pain from Natsu as Lucy continuously beat him up all the while she ruthlessly insulted the pinkette.

A Few Minutes Later

The group had climbed up on top of the roof of the mansion. Natsu was now sporting multiple anime bruises with Happy shaking his head and a still angry Lucy crossing her arms. "Let's do this." Natsu weakly exclaimed just as he was about to punch a hole through the ceiling. Naruto then proceeded to whack Natsu on the head... again.

"OW." Natsu shouted, making all the anime bruises disappear. "Again. What was that for?" he asked his friend.

"Do you really think we want to alert the Duke and his men that we're here?" Naruto responded, "Remember we're trespassing on private property you numbskull." Naruto told him.

"But the book is right underneath us man." Natsu complained. "It's much more convenient if we go through like this." Natsu told him while Kurama just shook his head at Natsu's logic.

"Even so, we have to take the long route to reach the book without getting caught." Naruto replied.

Natsu groaned. Happy then raised his hand "Me and Kurama can always just fly to the window underneath and open it from the outside." Happy suggested. Naruto and Kurama looked at Happy in surprise. "What?" Happy asked.

"You usually only fly Natsu around," Naruto told Happy.

"Then after that, all you think about is fish." Kurama finished for his friend.

"That's not true at all." Happy responded, crossing his arms indignantly. Natsu, Kurama, and Naruto just looked at Happy.

"Ok, maybe a little, now come on Kurama we things to do." Happy responded before flying off with a laughing Kurama following behind. They watched as the two cat's went, and opened the window using their small bodies squeeze through the tight spaces before they slid it open and come back.

"Ok job's done let's move." Kurama says to them.

"Aye let's just get this over with guy's." Happy agrees with him.

They managed to sneak in without getting caught and saw they had a bit of searching to do and set to work. "What are we waiting for?" Naruto asked," Let's start looking for it." The group nodded their heads and went off to find the book known as Daybreak. After a while Naruto was getting annoyed that they hadn't found that blasted book. Sighing Naruto looked around the shelf and called out to the other's.

"Have either of you found the book yet?" Naruto asked.

"No not yet," Lucy replied before pulling out a yellow book with the word "Daybreak" on it," I take it back found it." Lucy said climbing down from the shelf.

"Only a blonde." Jiraiya muttered.

"What's you say?!" (X50)

"Nice job, Lucy." Natsu commented.

"Oh my god." Lucy said as she read the cover of the book, where the author's name was. "This book is written by Kemu Zaleon." she said.

"So what?" Natsu replied, igniting his fist," Let's just burn the thing and be done with it." he said to her.

"No." Lucy responded, clutching the book closer to her body, "I need to read this. Please." she said.

"Why?" Natsu questioned her.

"What is so important about the book Lucy?" Naruto asked curiously.

"You don't understand." Lucy replied to them. " This is a work of the Kemu Zaleon. I must read it." she said not backing down

"Why?" Natsu responded to her. "You a fan or something?" he asked her. The entire room was silent. Naruto swore he heard crickets chirping in the background. It clicked in his mind a few seconds later.

"Ohhhh!" Natsu finally understood. "Well either way, I'm going to destroy the book, and then go get paid. That's a lot of food i can buy." the pinkette said as he ignited his hand.

"Is he always thinking with his stomach? What kinda idiot does that?!" Sakura screeched before she sighed, "Actually, Naruto would do just that." she says.

"Unfortunately so Sakura." Tsunade sighed as she swallowed some sake.

"NO," Lucy protested, moving away from Natsu. Suddenly, a large woman in a maid outfit burst out of the ground right behind Lucy. The force threw Lucy across the room, making her crash against the wall.

"Who dares to trespass on master's ground?" the large woman demanded to know. Natsu and Happy stepped back in surprise at the size of the woman.

"I do, ugly." Naruto answered, walking up to the woman.

"That's something even I can agree on." Sakura says.

"I mean, if you look at her closely she kinda looks like you." Sai said causing the rest of the Rookies to start backing away.

"Who are you?" the woman asked them. "What are you doing here?" she demanded.

"Finding a book and destroying it," Kurama replied honestly.

"Well I cannot allow for you to tarnish the master's property." she replied.

Instantly, a short, stubby man appeared out of the ground. "Who dares to trespass on my grounds?" the man demanded to know.

"I'm guessing you're the duke?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, I am." the man stated proudly. " I ask again who dares to trespass on my property?" he demanded again.

"Just us lowly group of mages." Naruto answered. Natsu and Lucy glared at Naruto.

"Then, I must ask you to leave." the Duke ordered them. "I'm feeling very generous today, so I won't charge you for trespassing or the attempted theft." he said as Naruto raised an eyebrow at the Duke. Then the Duke looks and recognises Naruto. "Well well, I know who you are. You are the one who holds the location to the most desired item in the world. How about this, how about you tell me where the Will of the Earth is and I will let you live. Man closet to the Will of the Earth."

"Not a good idea to ask Naruto might be angry that people always ask where it is." Said Minato

"I am also the man who causes devastation everywhere i go, and I've decided, this place is going to turn to rubble." Naruto told him, "So here is my answer." Naruto takes his Bisento off his back "Burn in HELL!" the blonde yells, "Natsu, take Lucy and Happy to the client's place." Naruto ordered, "I'm feeling very frustrated and I believe that I need to take my anger out on someone." Natsu nodded his head.

"Happy, let's go," Natsu announced.

"Aye, sir," Happy replied.

"Lucy, you can read the book on the way," Natsu suggested.

"Thank you," Lucy exclaimed as she hugged Natsu.

"Well, at least he was nice about it." Yugao said calmly.

"He only said it because they had to escape." Yugito responded to her statement.

"Also true." the purple haired ANBU remarked.

"Hurry up!" Naruto yelled as he watched the trio jump out of the window.

"So what are we going to do?" Kurama asked as the man pointed to them and shouted.

"Virgo, get them." the Duke ordered. Virgo started to drill into the ground, but Naruto stopped her.

"Kick some ass." Naruto told him before he charged the now named Virgo. He grabs the maid with his strength "I don't think so." Naruto said before he chucked Virgo at the wall. "Sorry about Virgo." The Duke watched in horror as Virgo crashed through several walls of his mansion before landing on the other side of the mansion.

"Damn!" said the Raikage and his brother just nods in agreement

The Duke now glared angrily at Naruto. "You will pay for this," the Duke stated," I will make sure your status as a citizen of Fiore is revoked and have you thrown in jail for the rest of your days." the man yelled which only made Naruto shrug.

"He can't do that can he?" Asked Boruto and everyone shakes their heads in no the Duke can't do that even if he wanted to.

"You can try, but it won't work old man." Naruto responded. "Now then, why don't you give up and give me the celestial key and we'll be on our way." Naruto said to the man nicely.

"No I will never hand over my servant to the likes of someone like you." the Duke replied. Suddenly, Naruto was in front of the Duke. His eyes had grown cold and calculating. Where once nice calm and collected blue eyes once were they were an ice cold blue that shown that he wouldn't be asking again... and not near as nice as he just did as well.

"You will give me Virgo's key... and you will do it now." Naruto ordered in an emotionless voice. For the first time in the Duke's life, he was terrified. All his life, the Duke could just use his money to bend mages or other people to his will.

"Glad he could see some form of reason." Kushina said with pride.

"Only a Uzumaki can do something like that and live." Mei muttered.

The Duke shakily pulled out Virgo's key and handed it to Naruto "H-Here just take it and go, and never return here." the Duke told him. Naruto's eyes returned to their normal color and smiled. "Thank you. Now I bid you adieu." Naruto replied before turning around to leave. The Duke smirked.

"VANISH BROTHERS BRING ME HIS HEAD!" the Duke shouted.

"Hey that's not cool~ if you wanna die like a tool that's how you do it fool ya fool." Bee rapped badly.

Naruto turned his head to see two large men lunging at him. One had a large frying pan while the other was just very tall and big. Naruto sighed before moving his body to dodge the large frying pan. Naruto then moved his arm and calls upon his Tremor to shake the house which threw them off balance so they couldn't attack. Naruto then hits the one square in the chest sending him flying then he dashes in front of the brother and knocking him out cold with just one punch to the temple. He then turned to the Duke with cold hard eyes once more.

"I honestly hope that isn't the best you can do." Naruto said to the now shivering man.

"I know, even by ninja standards they were horrible." Jiraiya said.

"Uncle Jiraiya, they were worse than an academy student was when they start out." Boruto said.

"Man, that sucked even by Naruto standards. He literally could have wiped the floor with them when he started the academy." Hiruzen said.

The Duke looked at Naruto in horror as Naruto started to grin. "I'm going to have to punish you for that." Naruto stated before placing his right hand forward. Soon his hand was coated in a glowing white bubble as he walked forward where he leaned down to get into the man's face in a threatening manner.

"P-Please, don't hurt me," the Duke begged. Naruto just smiled.

"Is that a puddle he's standing in, or did this little troll just piss himself?" Mei gagged in disgust.

"You're not wrong milady." Ao agreed.

"I know what you did to Kemu." Naruto stated.

"W-What are you talking about?" the Duke responded.

"I know how you forced him to write a book about you." Naruto replied," You had him locked up for years to write that stupid book of yours." Naruto told him as the man then grew an angry look on his face.

"That man had the balls to refuse me the first time I told him to do it." the Duke responded. "Any other writer would be glad to have the chance to write a story about me." he sneered at Naruto.

"Yeah right you dumbass." Naruto replied. "What you didn't know is that Kemu hid something in that book. He poured all his magic to hide it from the eyes of someone like you." Naruto told him which made the Duke's eyes widen when he heard it.

"What is it?" the Duke asked, "I demand that you tell me." the Duke demanded.

"I don't think you're in a position to tell me what to do old geezer." Naruto replied, grinning as he held up Virgo's key. "Forced Closure." Naruto said as he broke the contract Virgo had with the greedy man. Soon, the body of Virgo disappeared in a golden light. "And for the finale." Naruto stated as he raised his hands in the air, "Genesis Rebirth" Naruto said as he raises his hands a bit more into the air and brings his ring and pinky finger while spreading his pointer, middle finger, and thumbs apart and he then yanks them down to tilt the land, only in a small contained space that traps his enemy and crushes them.

The duke looked on in horror as his house turned against him and began to close in around him, "W-What is this madness?" he cried out.

"This is the end of the line for you." Naruto said with a straight face.

Soon, Naruto was sitting at a bench on the train station waiting for Natsu, Lucy, and Happy. Naruto looked up at the sky and gave a sigh of content while Kurama was sitting on the bench quietly beside and watched him.

Kurama heard something and perked up a bit. "Naruto." Naruto heard a voice call out to him. Naruto turned his head to see Natsu, Lucy, and Happy coming towards him. Naruto stood up and walked towards them while Kurama just stood up and walked along the bench.

"So how'd it go guys?" Naruto asked them.

"It went terrible that's how it went." Lucy complained as she starts to cry fake anime tears. Naruto looked at Happy for an explanation.

"I take it she didn't get the money?" Minato asked.

"Don't jinx them!" Tsunade cried out in horror. That was a lot of money.

"Basically, we found out that the man was Kemu's son." Happy explained. "It also turned out the book 'Daybreak' was actually a letter written by Kemu for his son. Natsu was about to destroy the book on the orders of the man before Lucy stopped him and explained everything." the blue cat said.

"That's interesting," Naruto responded before looking at Natsu. "You didn't take the two million, right?"

Natsu shook his head. "I thought that it would give us a bad look if we took money they didn't have to complete a mission." Natsu answered honestly. "Especially since the mansion wasn't even theirs to begin with." Natsu said as Naruto smiled at Natsu.

"Oh… well then I… Guess I can work with that." Tsunade muttered.

"I see you're finally learning." Jiraiya said.

"If you wanna keep that hand I suggest you take it off my ass cheek right now perv." Tsunade growled.

"Well that's good to hear." Naruto replied to them. "Come on, let's go home I'm tired and need a bowl of ramen to cheer me up." Naruto said. Soon, the group boarded the train with a proud Natsu, a crying Lucy, a sleeping Kurama, and Happy, who had a fish that came out of nowhere in his mouth, and Naruto... that is until the train started to move and torture the two dragon slayers.

"So Lucy, I gotta ask you something." Natsu said when they got off the train.

"What?" Lucy responded.

"What were those papers on your table about anyway?" Natsu asked.

Lucy started to blush at this. "You see..." Lucy meekly replied.

"I think that she's trying to become an author." Naruto answered for her as group walked back to their town from the station. Natsu and Lucy looked at Naruto in surprise. "EEEHHHHH!" they shouted.

"How do you know?" Lucy asked.

"Naruto just knows everything. It comes as a perk to being a blonde." Kurama answered as the train started to leave the train station.

"What do you mean by that cat?" Lucy yelled while the others laughed. "No seriously what do you mean." Lucy asked him. All she got was a roar of laughter from the orange furred rat-er cat.

Kurotsuchi closes the book and nods her head, "And that is the second chapter. Who wants to go next?" she asked the crowd.

"Gimme that before you do something stupid." Onoki said as he swiped it from his granddaughter with a grin.

Adventreader221: And done. Phew so glad we managed to finish. You wanna say anything bro?

Phoenixlord42: that was rude Onoki I thought your mother never taught you to snatch things from people.

Adventreader221: He's 110 years old give the geezer a break. I'd do things like him if I could at that age.

Phoenixlord42: *Summons Adventreader221's mother and she starts tearing him a new one* Now I have to say that was an interesting chapter. Now while my partner is having his mother rip him a new one I hope you enjoyed the chapter.

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