A/N: Greetings, everyone! Welcome to a brand new South Park fanfic written by yours truly, Step of Death!

I've been a huge fan of South Park for as long as I can remember, but only until recently I decided to venture the fanfiction world of this amazing series. Unfortunately, I was throughly disappointed with what I found, since not only there are very few fanfics written out there, but an even smaller number of them actually try follow to follow the original storyline. Cringy High School AUs, genderbending protagonists, dark/sexual themes in kids's shows and so on are (sadly) common in all fandoms, but it's painfully overused in this one. So I decided to write my own adventure, trying to stay faithful to the series I fell in love with.

Here are some things you should know before reading this story:

-English is not my main language, so grammar mistakes are to be expected. I will, however, fix whatever mistakes I stumble across, so please do point them out for me if you can.

-Despite the title, this story is NOT a retelling of Disney's "Lady and the Tramp" with a South Park cast. These types of stories are absolutely ridiculous and scream 'lack of creativity'.

-This story may contain spoilers to the plots of "South Park: Stick of Truth", "South Park: The Fractured But Whole", "South Park Phone Destroyer" as well as the original TV series since several events from the most various episodes will be mentioned. Read at your own risk.

-This story features Kenny McCormick and Wendy Testaburger as an eventual couple. If you do not like this pairing in any way then you might not enjoy this story. It's also worth mentioning that I will not add a hundred more ships to this story. Again, this fanfic is about Kenny and Wendy, so if you wish to see any other ships then you won't find them here. Pairing the spares just for the sake of pairing them is stupid and unoriginal.

-This story is NOT a one-shot. More chapters will be added based on feedback recieved. The more reviews I get, the more I will work on this story. This is to prevent me from wasting my scarce free time in a story that no one is interested in.

-This is a Post-series Canon AU/Divergence AU, which means it will follow the original storyline very closely and will take place shortly after Season 22. It is advised to have some basic knowledge on at least the 5 last seasons in order to avoid confusion concerning certain chain of events.

-Whenever Kenny speaks, his lines will look like this: [nigga]. The reason behind the brackets is to represent Kenny's muffled voice. Think of it as a translation. I won't write a story where my protagonists's lines are variations of "mmph mph mph".

With that said, please enjoy the story, and don't forget to review!

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park. If I did, I most certainly would not be writing fanfiction.