Hello and welcome to a brand new fanfic for all of you! This time, we're gonna be focusing on two guys who were NEETs and they are Subaru and Kazuma. Now let me give you a little backstory about them, those two and their friends were transported to another world in which the country it has is called Weirdland. They've became friends from the past 3 years and they've became "Otaku-buddies". They also go to school together because the law said so. Those two also participated in the making of Isekai Quartet and made friends with Ainz and Tanya(their classmate). But one day, a certain phenomenon happened while those two were hanging out. And you'll find it out after you read until the end of this chapter. So guys, enjoy the show.
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Family Mart, 1:30 P.M., Saturday
It was a normal summer day in Weirdland and everyone was busy with their vacation breaks. While the students of Weirdland International School are on a break, two NEETs went on a Family Mart convenient store to buy Instant Cup Noodles for their lunch. They also bought a lot of stuff there like booze, soda, chips, etc, and it only took four bags to pack it all. The adventurer Kazuma and the suffering Subaru ate their meals while watching a public television inside the store.
"Hey Kazuma, why did you brought me here?" Subaru asked.
"Well... Aqua used all of my fucking money on beer last night at the bar. And... I don't have money so I'm asking you to come with me. Also, I'm like what you've said in our show Isekai Quartet, 'broke beyond compare'."
"Geez, you really need to teach your teammates a lesson."
"I did, and guess what? It's useless. Their heads are hard as boulders. And you should know by now that Aqua's totally a useless goddess. Hell, should I even call her a goddess considering that there's a higher god than her and she's on a trash-tier level of goddessness?"
"Well, she can hurt Ainz with her 'Turn Undead' magic. I mean, Ainz is known to be overpowered."
"That's because Ainz is a big undead lich king from another world or something."
"Speaking of 'Other-worldly topics', let's go to a library and see if there's a brand new Isekai Light Novel."
"Whaaat? Can't we just buy manga at TokyoBlast? I heard there's a brand new Isekai manga where a mom and her son went to a different world."
"Kazuma... *Holds Kazuma's shoulder* If you were a true Otaku of culture... Then you must know that reading Web or Light Novels is a dedication to your Otaku instincts and to the culture of today's hidden society of Otakus and Weeaboos."
"Subaru... *sniff* you really are a true friend of mine... SASUGA, SUBARU-KUN!"
"Alright, if you truly believe in what I've just said, Let's go find some novels!"
"Yeah! Let's Go!"
"...Riiiiight after we finish our cup ramen."
"Oh... Yeah, right."
They continued eating until they finished their meal for the afternoon. They grabbed their belongings and headed for the sacred section of the public library. They've looked for some Light Novels until Kazuma discovered something.
"Hey, Subaru."
"Hm? What's the matter?"
"Don't you think we'll end up like Shield Hero? Like maybe, find that book he got?"
"Shield Hero?! Why would we? I mean, it's just a story made by an author or something. There's nothing real about that."
"Remember when that Isekai anime about a real slime who existed outside of this world has been broadcast on TV? And remember how the president made an alliance with Rimuru last month since he got here for god-knows-what reason? I mean, have you seen the news?"
"Oh crap, maybe you're right. Maybe Naofumi's real and he's just surviving on the other side, fighting off the waves of the country he's in."
"Or probably being bitched by Malty."
"Hahahaha! You think so? Maybe he's just watching two KFC lolis fighting."
"Hey, no spoilers!"
"It's on the preview of Shield Hero. I saw it on Twitter, you know."
"Phew, I thought that was the whole episode. if that was the case then I would've killed you right now."
"Hey, no need to be violent man."
"Hehe, I'm just kidding. Anyways, find any good LN series yet? I can only see some shitty generic Rom-com harem novels here."
"..." Subaru suddenly went mute.
"Earth to Subaru, are you there?"
"Kazuma..."
"Hai, Kazuma desu."
"...I think you've blabbered so much about Shield Hero that it went to reality..."
"Hah?! What the hell are you talking abou- *Gasp* Bakana..."
"...Yeah..."
"That's the book Naofumi got on the library in episode one! I knew it, I done fucking knew it!"
"See, this is why you shouldn't take fiction in reality! Coincidence happens!"
"...Or maybe fate...?"
"*Sigh* Anyways, if stuff happens, I'm blaming you."
"Shut up, you're the one who found it."
"Geez, Kazuma... So, do you want to flip it open?"
"Whatever floats your boat."
"Ooookay, here we go..."
"Wait really?! We're actually going to do this?"
"Hey, I bet the government has a way of transportation to that universe to find us."
"Hope so."
"So this book is called "The Records Of The Four Cardinal Weapons". *Flips to next page* And this page describes those waves that happens in Melromarc and how Naofumi and the so called "heroes" fight it off."
"Yeah, yeah. Just hurry up. Can't wait to bring a gun to that universe."
"Wait, you have gun?!"
"Yeah, it's right here on my pocket."
"Meh, guns are legal here so I guess you're fine with the law. *Flips to next page* And this here describes the heroes and their weapons. We got that edgy-looking sword hero, the shota-looking Bow hero, the damn lolicon Spear fucker, and there's our protagonist the Shield Hero! *Flips to next page* And here is the main bitch of the series, Malty Melromarc."
"Ughh! If I ever see that bitch in real life, I swear I'm gonna beat her up so bad that she'll wish for true gender equality. I yearn for true gender equality..."
"Oh, I'll be waiting, hehe. *Flips to next page* Wait, Kazuma, look!"
"What is it?"
"There's an extra page in here. It says 'After the four heroes began their journey, two men will serve a hero and they will gain friendship with that hero until they return to their homestead'."
"'Two men'? Don't tell me that page was talking about us?"
"Probably. I mean, that drawing kinda resembles our tracksuits and those hair also resembles ours too."
"See, I told you. It was fate who brought us here."
"It's not! Maybe the book just added a page after we found it."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"Oh please, half of the things here in this world doesn't make any sense. So why even complain?"
"Hmph, good point."
"*Flips to next page* Huh, there's nothing else? Oh wait... Oh no..."
"ALRIGHT, SUBARU, HOLD ON TO YOUR PLASTIC BAGS WITH CHIPS AND DRINKS 'CAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO GO TO ANOTHER WORLD ALL OVER AGAIN!"
"Aah shit, here we go again." Subaru sighed.
The book suddenly flips pages continuously while it slowly flashes bright yellow lights.
"AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The two screamed for few seconds until no sound can be heard after. As the book made the two Otaku-NEETs summoned them to another world, the cycle of Isekai begins... again...
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Not a minute later, some guy with a girlfriend heard the sound that came from the LN section of the library. They were none other than Sakuta Azusagawa and Mai Sakurajima.
"Huh? I swear I heard someone screaming a while ago." Sakuta wondered
"Yeah, me too. I wonder who was that?"
"Ugh, this country really is weird sometimes..."
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-To Be Continued-
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