A certain redhead raised an eyebrow as she looked between a certain Hexer and a certain Medic, both who sat on opposite sides, glaring at each other.
"Umm... so, what's going on here?" Scarlet asked. "And also, why did I get called over for this?" I hope this isn't something stupid...
"Listen to this, Scarlet!" Rin exclaimed. "This idiot says strawberries are the best fruit! Even though I think otherwise, that grapes are way better!"
Oh my god, it's something fucking stupid... the ex-Landsknecht grimaced. "Right... and how should I help?"
"Tell her grapes are better!" Rin said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Remilia pouted. "Strawberries... are better," she insisted. Even with her rather quiet, monotone voice, anyone could tell she wasn't going to back down anytime either.
"Grapes are better!" Rin repeated. "Even if we're married, I'm not letting you say strawberries are better!"
"Hmph. Wrong," Remilia replied.
Scarlet groaned mentally. This is the stupidest thing they're arguing about...
Another waitress came up to them. "Um... right, here's the strawberry parfait you ordered, Remilia," the blue haired waitress said.
"Thanks... Aquiea..." Remilia briefly said, before turning back to Rin. She pointed to her parfait's strawberry. "This. Best fruit."
"No, no! It's good, but grapes are still better!" the Medic exclaimed. "They taste better, they look better, they're just better!"
An idea slowly formed in the Hexer's head. "Rin. Look." She took the strawberry and bit half of it. Then, showing it to Rin, she smiled while her wife gave her an odd look.
"...are you just shoving it in my face to annoy me?" Rin eventually asked.
Remilia rolled her eyes before suddenly plopping the half-bitten fruit into the Medic's mouth. Then, before Rin could question her, Remilia leaned over the table and locked her lips with Rin's, pushing the strawberry piece inside her mouth.
"Mmn!?"
Rin's face flushed red as she felt something other than the strawberry move inside her mouth, weakly losing control and returning the deep kiss.
Meanwhile, Scarlet groaned. Just eat it properly, god damn it.
In a few seconds, Remilia parted from the Medic and smiled teasingly. "I can have the strawberry... and I can look at my favorite strawberry..." she whispered, playfully smiling at Rin's steaming red face- as red as the strawberry she had just shared with her wife.
"Wha... R-Re... Remilia!" Rin eventually hissed. "W-we're in p-public!"
"Mn. We are," Remilia said.
Glaring deep into the Hexer's eyes, Rin growled as she mentally gave up. "Stupid..." she muttered before pulling Remilia into another kiss.
The Hexer promptly set the parfait asides so as to not knock it over, then returned the love her wife was giving her.
Scarlet and Aquiea exchanged glances.
"...what the hell are you two doing, in my bakery!?" Aquiea the ex-Protector yelled.
The two were then hit on the head with their friend's trays.