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Just Dropping In

-Chapter One-

"What!?" A cry of outrage rang out loudly as a young man about fifteen or sixteen with bright blonde hair and whiskered cheeks glared at an equally blonde and very well-endowed woman with a diamond mark on her forehead sitting behind a simple wooden desk, both sitting in plain wooden chairs. "You can't be serious Tsunade-baachan!"

Not even blinking, the now named Tsunade stared back at her fellow blonde with an unwavering expression on her face as she steepled her fingers. "I'm completely serious Naruto, this is for your own safety."

These two were Naruto Uzumaki, the hyperactive knuckleheaded ninja of Konoha, the newest toad sage, and jinchuricki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, and Tsunade Senju, Hokage of Konoha and world-renowned medic.

"I can take care of myself damnit!" Naruto yelled, standing up and slamming his hands onto the desk hard enough to create cracks. "You can't just send me away every time there is danger!"

"The Akatsuki are just too much of an unknown too risk letting you stay here Naruto," The busty woman said calmly. "They've already collected seven of the bijuu and we cannot let the remaining two fall into their hands. We both saw what Nagato could do, you even admitted yourself that it was no small amount of luck that you were able to beat him, and now this Tobi has his Rinnegan."

As she spoke, Tsunade glanced out a nearby window to see the massive devastation to be seen, the whole village having been reduced to a crater that was slowly being filled with newly built buildings. All of that was caused by one man, just one single man by waving his hand and muttering a pair of words that would haunt citizens dreams for the next decade at least.

"Not only that, but I cannot… no, I will not lose another person I care about, not as long as I have a single breath in my body." Tsunade stated adamantly as she turned her attention back towards the whiskered blonde.

"And you won't Baa-chan," Naruto said, his expression softening a bit as he sank back into his seat. "I promise, I won't be dying any time soon, I still have to take the position of Hokage from you after all."

Unable to help herself, Tsunade smiled a tiny bit herself, for just a split second, before her expression turned to one of sadness. "I know you won't… because I'll make sure of it. Fuinjutsu: Sunea!"

Before Naruto could react, a soft blue glow lit up on the floor and then he was completely frozen in place. Eyes widening in panic as he realized what was happening, the whiskered blonde tried to move as hard as he could to no avail.

"I'm sorry Naruto but I knew you wouldn't want to cooperate," Tsunade said as she stood up from her seat, revealing that she had a large white and blue slug resting in the palm of one of her hands. "Until such time as the threat of Akatsuki is dealt with, you are to stay in the Shikkotsu Forest with Katsuyu."

Unable to say anything, or really do anything for that matter, Naruto simply glowered angrily at the woman as she walked around the desk so she was standing right in front of him.

"I'm sorry for this Naruto-san, but I agree with Tsunade-sama that this is the best course of action," The slug, Katsuyu, said in a soft female voice while leaping onto his shoulder and turning around to face Tsunade. "I'll do my best to keep him out of trouble."

"I know, now hurry, the seal won't last much longer."

"Of course Tsunade-sama." Katsuyu said before glowing a bright blue. "Ninpo: Tsudzukeru Gyaku Kuchi-"

"NO!" Naruto shouted as he shot from his seat, his eyes having changed to a golden color with bar pupils while orange highlights surrounded his eyes, and reached to pull the slug off his shoulder.

"-yose no Jutsu!" *Poof*

However, his attempt was in vain as Katsuyu finished the technique and they both vanished in a puff of smoke.

…

…

"Damnit, my Naruto sense is tingling, something went wrong." Tsunade groaned as she felt a familiar nagging sensation in the back of her head that told her the whiskered blonde had somehow fucked up her plan to keep him safe.

-With said Knucklehead-

*Poof*

"Kuso!" Naruto swore loudly as he and Katsuyu appeared in a different place. "I swear I'm gonna kick Baa-chan's ass when I… get…"

The whiskered blonde trailed off as he noticed something odd. He couldn't feel the ground beneath. Also, was it just him or was it suddenly very windy now?

It took exactly three seconds after noticing this to realize what was wrong.

"We're falling right now, aren't we?"

"Yes we are Naruto-san." Katsuyu said in a slightly panicked tone.

"We're not supposed to be falling right now, are we?"

"No we should not be Naruto-san."

"Oh son of a Meinu." Shaking off his annoyance, Naruto took a quick look around to find that he was not only falling, he was falling from a VERY high height as he was saw clouds drifting by below him. However, thanks to this high altitude, Naruto was able to notice some pretty important and alarming details such as:

The massive city beneath him at least six times bigger than Konoha next to the ocean,

The giant metal snow-covered buildings that said city consisted of,

The utterly numerous amount of humans he could sense that currently occupied the city thanks to sage mode,

And lastly yet most eye-catching off all…

"Katsuyu, am I hallucination or is there a giant horned hot lady wearing a white bushy-brow's outfit duking it out with a moving pile of rocks?" The blonde asked in a confused tone.

"No Naruto-san, I see them too." The slug stated, sounding just as confused as he did.

"Good to know."

-Ground Level-

Yu Takeyana, a literal giant of a woman and otherwise known as the Pro-Hero Mt Lady, grinned widely as she easily blocked a wild swing from her opponent, a vaguely humanoid shaped rock golem. The pair were just outside the city, more specifically at a beachfront area that was normally quite the hotspot but was now abandoned aside from the dueling pair and a few news choppers.

'This is perfect! Only my first day in this city and I get to handle such highly publicized villain attack.' She thought while grabbing the limb and literally ripping it off the main body before promptly smashing it over the thing's head, shattering both. 'This is just the kind of publicity I needed to make my debut.'

"Gah! Fuck!" A male voice cried out in pain, the broken rock falling away to reveal a gangly man standing inside a small hollow area in the thing's head glaring angrily at the woman. "I'll make you pay for that you worthless hero!"

Waving his hand, the shattered stone suddenly stopped falling and flew back up to the golem, seamlessly reforming back into a solid body again.

"Oh don't worry, I'll just cover your rent. What do you think of a nice prison cell, a whole four by six one all to yourself?" Mt Lady asked jokingly while stepping backwards to avoid a wild flurry of strikes. "Tell you what, I'll even sweeten the deal and make it a nice Supermax."

"Don't mock me!" The golem man yelled as he charged straight at the giant woman with his fists raised. "I'll crush you! Smash you into paste!"

"Oh sorry, but I can't let you do that," Instead of dodging again, Mt Lady met the attack head on and catching the stone limbs mid-swing. The sheer momentum caused the titanic chick's heels to dig into sand and snow as she slid back several yards before managing to stop. "I just got a nice new makeover and there is no way I'm gonna let you mess it up."

With her piece said, Mt Lady shot her knee up and smashed the golem's chest to pieces. Then, before the thing could start to rebuild itself, she used her grip on its arms to hoist what remained of the top half over her shoulder and toss it into the ocean with a heavy splash.

"Maybe that'll help you clean up your act." The woman stated tauntingly while dusting her hands off. 'Nailed it!'

Once Mt Lady was done with her showboa- erm, showmanship, she stepped into the water herself, intent on recovering the Villain before he either drowned or regained his bearings.

"HOI! GIANT HOT LADY!"

However, after just a few steps, the giant-sized heroine had her attention stolen away by a loud shout from above. Snapping her gaze towards the sky, she couldn't help but blink in surprise as she spotted a whiskered blonde teen in the air several hundred yards directly above her.

'Another villain? Must be a real stupid one if he's calling me out from way up there.' Mt Lady thought, giggling under her breath as she watched the young man falling towards her. "What the hell are you doing up there kid!? Trying to fly but forgot the wings!?"

"Hahaha! That's a good one!" The boy said with a chuckle before shaking his head and turning serious again. "But seriously though, you mind lending me a hand!? This wasn't exactly intentional!"

'Okay, either he's a VERY stupid villain or he just some kid who messed up while screwing around with his quirk.' The giant blonde thought with a roll of her eyes while turning around and taking a few steps backwards with her hands held up in a cupped position. "Alright kid! I've got ya! Just keep it steady!"

As one would expect with a world where almost everybody had some kind of superpower, it wasn't uncommon that some would have trouble controlling said power without it figuratively, and in some cases quite literally, blowing up in their face.

"Sure thing la-LOOK OUT!"

*Sploosh*

"Wha-Guh!" Spinning around on reflex as a wave of water suddenly splashed her back, Mt Lady only had a split second to see as the golem she'd been fighting burst out of the ocean with its lower half replaced by sand before a stone fist crashed into her gut.

"YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!" The man controlling it yelled, just visible through a broken segment in the front, while punching her again, knocking the wind out of her.

"Kuso!" Meanwhile, Naruto swore loudly as he crashed through the huge amount of salt water that had been tossed into the air, effectively blinding him.

"AAH! It bur-" *Poof* Katsuyu's scream of pain was cut off midsentence as she was forced to dispel before the salty fluid killed her.

'Well… this is gonna hurt.' Tumbling through the air wildly, unable to see and his sage senses too overloaded to help, Naruto was pretty sure he was in for a pretty rough landing.

…

'…The fuck?'

So imagine his surprise when instead of a painful freezing dip into the ocean below, the whiskered blonde found himself crashing into and being enveloped by something soft, warm, and cushiony.

Quickly blinking away the water in his eyes, the teen only felt his confusion rise when he found himself surrounded by purple. However, a spilt-second later some movement above him caught his attention, causing Naruto to glance upwards to see the giant lady's head looming over him, her expression a mixture of surprise and pain.

'Oh my Kami,' Naruto thought, his eyes widening as it clicked in his mind. 'I'm smooshed against a huge boo-' "WHAAA!"

Without warning, Naruto was flung away with the force of a cannon when the giant breast he crashed into sprang back to its original shape, the fleshy lobe jiggling like a pile of Jell-O as it did.

*CRACK*

This time however, the whiskered blonde's flight ended right after it started as he ended up smashing into the head of the golem the woman had been fighting. Easily breaking through the fractured rock, Naruto ended up giving the man controlling the beast a powerful headbutt before he could react, before smashing right out the back with said man in tow and tumbling into the freezing ocean below.

With its master separated from it, the golem itself immediately collapsed, falling apart like a puppet that's had its strings cut. This in turn left Mt Lady standing all by herself with a baffled expression, her brain still trying to understand what just happened exactly.

However, upon a now familiar mop of golden hair popping back to the surface with a gasp, the titanic blonde snapped from her shocked stupor and scooped the whiskered teen out of the water. "Hey kid, you okay?"

"J-j-just p-peachy." Naruto stuttered sarcastically, his whole body shaking and his skin quickly gaining a blue tinge from the cold but otherwise he was unharmed as his eyes faded back to normal. Despite his coldness though, the blonde's cheeks were a nice cherry red as he avoided looking directly at his fellow blonde, or more specifically her 'assets'. 'Oh Kami, this is awkward.'

Should he be apologizing? How would someone apologize? 'Oh hey, sorry about randomly falling out of the sky and crashing into your massive boobs'?

'I bet nobody's ever had to deal with anything like this before.'

-Meanwhile, NQV universe-

*Achoo*

"Titan Cliff!"

Naruto crashed into the softest thing he had ever felt in his life, as Mt. Lady and Kamui Woods appeared in front of him, coming up out of the water and appeared in front of him, blocking his escape route. Naruto crashed right into Mt. Lady's right tit, sinking into her flesh deep enough that his entire body sank into her boob, before her breast returned back to it's normal shape and he bounced out of her breast. Naruto was sent flying in the opposite direction, cursing the fact that he had sneezed at a time like this.

Whoever made him sneeze, Naruto hoped that he was having a bad day.

-And Back-

Seeing the teen's flustered actions, Mt Lady couldn't help but giggle under her breath as she easily figured out why.

"Don't worry, I'll get you somewhere warm in a second, I just gotta… gotcha!" Reaching into the water a second time with her free hand, the titanic blonde sifted around for a few seconds before grinning as she pulled out the limp form of the villain she'd been fighting. That grin quickly turned to a sympathetic wince though when she saw the huge bruise already forming on the guy's forehead as he groaned in pain. "Yeesh, looks like we really got the… breast of him, huh?"

"H-Ha! N-nice one!" Naruto said with a chuckle, relaxing a bit upon seeing she wasn't upset at him, before sneezing loudly as a powerful shiver ran down his back. "B-but seriously, e-e-enough joking a-around, I'm f-f-freezing here."

"Alright, alright, calm down kid, we're going," Mt Lady said with a giggle as she started walking back to the shoreline, where the media could already be seen amassing. "So… mind explaining that little sky diving fun of yours? You know it's illegal to use your Quirk in public like that without a Hero or Provisional license."

"Sure, j-just two things I w-wanna know first," Naruto said as he rubbed his arms for warmth, getting the titanic woman's attention. "W-where the hell a-am I and what in the h-hell is a Q-Quirk?"

…

"Heh?"

-End Chapter-

AN: Hope you all like the new story so far, it's an idea I was toying around with for a while now and after getting a request to do a reading on an MHA story recently, I just couldn't get it out of my head. The basis of this story idea is what could've happened if Tsunade decided to go the extra mile herself to keep Naruto safe from Akatsuki hands.