Garfield was looking at the various enemy units on the battlefield as he yawned, having a slice of pizza in his paw. "Why do they send these wimps to fight me?"

"Ooh, I love how sexy you sound." Camilla stated as she was casually stroking her dragon, being turned on by Garfield's presence.

"That's not as good as a good night to rest up." Garfield said as he grabbed a spear and chucked it in the air, watching it impale various soldiers and other units as he scratched his butt. "This is just a big joke to me."

"But you didn't even do anything..." Tiki complained as she suddenly transformed into a dragon.

"I don't have to, bitch, I'm fucking Garfield." Proclaimed the iconic orange cat as he then left his waifus to go dine on some fallen solider cuz he's gotta have a good meal.