Bloopers/Outtakes
Scene 1
mariobroultimate: Marker, and action!
French Narrator: One evening a- *coughs* Sorry, let me take a cough drop and we'll redo that!
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 2
mariobroultimate: Action!
Toadsworth: Perhaps our most loyal guard can inform you on castle policy
Mario: "The Mushroom Kingdom Castle Guard Manual; 2nd Revised Edition; Pa-ablalaoa! Sorry this is a long line and I'm talking so fast! Haha!
Luigi and Toadsworth: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 3
mariobroultimate: Action!
Luigi: I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR PRECIOUS COIN!
Toadsworth: Show me your pockets! All of them!
Luigi: WHAT!?
Toadsworth: I wanna see empty pockets! Every last one!
When he shoved his hands in Toadsworth's face, he pushed too hard and knocked him down.
Toadsworth: Ow!
Luigi: Aah! I'm so sorry!
mariobroultimate: Not so hard!
Luigi: Okay, my bad! Let's try one more time.
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 4
mariobroultimate: Action!
Luigi: Mistake!? The only mistake I've ever made was risking my life to protect Princess Peach with no recognition whatsoever! Nobody gives a block about Luigi! They all worship and respect you, and treat you as if you were the one who's done everything and almost nobody in this kingdom even knows my name, often calling me "Green Mario" or "Mario wanna-be" or "Bootleg Mario" or "Loser". And even after I-... And even-... Geez, this is a long line! I forgot what to say afterwards. This wasn't even in the original episode.
mariobroultimate: "And even after I SAVED you from and haunted mansion…"
Luigi: Oh! I remember now! Okay, one more time!
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 5
mariobroultimate: Action!
Mario: You're gonna need to build up your strength before you get back on your feet. So, I laid out a big buffet just for you!
Luigi: In bed too? Aw thanks Mario. Mario I-
Mario: Shh! Here comes the plane!
Mario waves the spoon of food in the air, but instead of landing in Luigi's mouth, it splatters all over his face.
Mario: Oops! Pffff! Hahahahaha!
Luigi: Wow. Very funny. Could someone get me a towel?
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 6
mariobroultimate: Action!
During the Switch scene, Mario loses the game.
Mario: Do I actually have to pass this? The viewer can't actually see the game.
mariobroultimate: But they can still hear it.
Mario: No they can't! This is a fanfic! They can't hear anything!
mariobroultimate: That's why they use their, IMAAAAAGINAAAAATION!
Mario: *groan* Fine!
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 7
mariobroultimate: Action!
Yoshi: MARIO! LOOK AT YOURSELF! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT LUIGI HAS DONE!? HE'S EXHAUSTED YOU TO THE POINT WHERE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY DO YOUR PRINCESS SAVING DUTIES ANYMORE! AND THIS IS BASICALLY YOUR FAULT SINCE- Agh! My throat!
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 8
mariobroultimate: Action!
When Mario shatters the glass of lemonade in his grip, the lemon juice gets in his eyes.
Mario: MAMMA MIA! MY EYES!
mariobroultimate: Oh my! Don't worry we'll get you some water! Cut!
Scene 9
mariobroultimate: Action!
When Mario gives Luigi the soup, instead of saying "GET A JOB" it said "I LOVE YOU"
Laughter could be heard in the background.
Luigi: What the?
Mario: *blushes* Oops! Hehe! Wrong soup! This is for someone special. I'll go get the right one.
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 10
mariobroultimate: Action!
Mario: Oh! Okay! How about THIS!?
Mario shoved it so far that Luigi went in hives.
Mario: Wow! You really are allergic to newsprint!
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 11
mariobroultimate: Action!
Mario: I've got a better idea!
The fake TV falls and knocks down the camera.
Mario: Aah! I'mma so sorry! I didn't break it did I?
mariobroultimate: Cut!
Scene 12
When Mario was supposed to break through the house, he didn't actually break through, but rather crack it.
Mario: AHHHH-OOF!
Scene 13
Mario: LISTEN YOU OLD FUNGUS! LUIGI HAS BEEN LIVING AT MY HOUSE FOR MONTHS DRIVING ME CRAZY, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK OVER A STUPID COIN!?
Mario gets crushed by the coin and can be heard with muffled screaming.
Scene 14
Take 1
During the final argument scene, Mario puts on his doctor outfit.
mariobroultimate: Cut! Wrong outfit Mario! Luigi's not going to a hospital!
Mario: Whoops! Sorry!
Take 2
Mario puts on his wedding outfit
mariobroultimate: Cut! I'll save that outfit for the future, Mario. But we're not quite there yet.
Mario: *sigh* Fine.
Take 3
Mario puts on his builder outfit. As he does, laughter could be heard.
Mario: Hahaha! Imma sorry! I couldn't resist! I'm just too excited for this amazing sequel in a few months. I promise I'll do for real this time. Again, sorry.
mariobroultimate: Okay, I understand Mario. I'm also excited! Cut!
The End!