We Still Don't Know What We Did Last Night
Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, just using 'em.
This is the sequel to What Did We Do Last Night
It was a Saturday night; all was quiet in the mansion except for Logan having a coronary for the second time that night. The first time was because some unknown person had slipped a stink bomb into his room. After his eyes quite watering and his nose stopped running, he saw Jubilee grinning at him. He was about to gut her when Scott stopped him. He argued with Scott about the finer points of having Jubilee stuffed and mounted, which he assured Scott he would have no problem doing himself. After arguing with him for an hour, Logan noticed the girls had vanished from the mansion, where he did not know.
Now, the professor was explaining where they went, let's listen in shall we?
"NO, NO, NO, I'm not doing it," bellowed Logan, pacing back and forth in Xavier's office.
"Logan," said Charles exasperated at Logan, "with the exception of me, you are the only adult here and I'm starting to wonder about that."
"I don't care, they can walk home."
"They need someone to pick them up."
"So, let 'em walk."
"Is there a reason why you won't go?"
"Jubilee, if it was just Kitty and Rogue that's fine. Add Jubilee and you've got 3 out of control teenagers."
"Logan, it is dark outside. Three teenage girls in downtown New York is not a good idea."
"And we can't wait for One eye to get home because?"
"The others may be gone till tomorrow morning."
"Still not doing it."
"Logan, please don't make me pull rank."
"No you're not pulling that trip on me, it won't work.
"What if something happens to Rogue, will you be able to live with yourself?"
"That was low Chuck."
"It is the truth...."
"Fine!" Logan yelled, " If Jubilee says thank you, thank you very much, one more time, I'm gonna gut her."
" But it's ok for you to stand behind me and say 'engage', all the time."
"Any reason why you feel the need to say ' Attention everyone, Logan has left the room' everytime I leave the room."
"Fine, fine, it won't happen again," said Charles, holding his hands in the air.
"I'll do it for Rogue this one time
Logan left Xaviers office after getting the address on where they were. He walked into the garage and got into the SUV
When Logan pulled up to the location the professor had given him, he couldn't see the girls anywhere. He looked all around; his sense of smell told him that they had been there. Logan just shook his head in disgust; Jubilee took it upon herself to smell like a whorehouse at every opportunity just to piss him off.
Logan was starting to get worried when he saw 3 girls standing a block away; they were dressed like hookers and talking to 3 teenage boys. One of the boys grabbed the girl wearing long gloves. The white streaks in her hair told him they where no hookers. Logan let out a growl as he got out of the van.
As he approached the people standing, there he heard Jubilee's voice say, "You better get lost, this girls boyfriend will explode your head."
"I would like to see him try," said the tallest boy, still holding Rogue's arm.
"You wanna let go of the girl bub," said Logan.
Everyone turned to look at Logan; the look of relief was on the girl's face.
"Your in shit now pal," said Jubilee standing behind Logan.
"What are you gonna do about it asshole," said the short guy.
Logan could smell the alcohol radiating off them; he smiled at the thought of teaching them a lesson on manners.
"I'm just going to introduce you to your insides, bub," Logan said as he unsheathed his claws.
The one boy immediately let go of Rogue, they looked at each other and ran in the opposite direction.
"Yeah you run you wimps," Jubilee yelled at them.
Logan shook his head at Jubilee; he turned to Rogue and Kitty, "you girls ok?"
"Yeah," they both said at the same time.
Logan looked at what they were wearing and said, " you better hope Gumbo and the Popsicle don't catch you two wearing that outfit."
Rogue shrugged her shoulders and said; " they won't mind."
"Yeah right," said Logan walking to the van, "Come on, let's go."
The shock of the girl's altercation wore off after a few minutes and they sat in the back giggling.
Jubilee started to sing in her best Elmer Fudd voice, "Kill de wabbit, kill de wabbit."
Logan glanced back and glared at Jubilee, she smiled sweetly and laughed like Elmer. Rogue and Kitty started laughing.
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to tell Cyke you three have been drinking again."
The girls looked stunned, they thought they had covered up the smell with gum and mouthwash. The rest of the trip home was silent.
As they pulled into the driveway of the mansion, they could see that Scott and the others were home.
Rogue elbowed Jubilee and whispered, "You are going to do it tonight, no matter what."
Jubilee just nodded her head with a huge smile on her face.
Logan eyebrow shot up; he looked at the girls and wondered what they hell were they up to.
" Just have to keep an eye on them," he thought as they entered the house.
I know this sucks but I rather this suck than my other story. Everything I write just sucks lately so I thought, I would hopefully get it out of my system and then continue with Sinister's last stand.
I'm hoping to get better, tell me I suck, I don't mind, really I don't. If you guys are still interested in "the talk" let me know.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, just using 'em.
This is the sequel to What Did We Do Last Night
It was a Saturday night; all was quiet in the mansion except for Logan having a coronary for the second time that night. The first time was because some unknown person had slipped a stink bomb into his room. After his eyes quite watering and his nose stopped running, he saw Jubilee grinning at him. He was about to gut her when Scott stopped him. He argued with Scott about the finer points of having Jubilee stuffed and mounted, which he assured Scott he would have no problem doing himself. After arguing with him for an hour, Logan noticed the girls had vanished from the mansion, where he did not know.
Now, the professor was explaining where they went, let's listen in shall we?
"NO, NO, NO, I'm not doing it," bellowed Logan, pacing back and forth in Xavier's office.
"Logan," said Charles exasperated at Logan, "with the exception of me, you are the only adult here and I'm starting to wonder about that."
"I don't care, they can walk home."
"They need someone to pick them up."
"So, let 'em walk."
"Is there a reason why you won't go?"
"Jubilee, if it was just Kitty and Rogue that's fine. Add Jubilee and you've got 3 out of control teenagers."
"Logan, it is dark outside. Three teenage girls in downtown New York is not a good idea."
"And we can't wait for One eye to get home because?"
"The others may be gone till tomorrow morning."
"Still not doing it."
"Logan, please don't make me pull rank."
"No you're not pulling that trip on me, it won't work.
"What if something happens to Rogue, will you be able to live with yourself?"
"That was low Chuck."
"It is the truth...."
"Fine!" Logan yelled, " If Jubilee says thank you, thank you very much, one more time, I'm gonna gut her."
" But it's ok for you to stand behind me and say 'engage', all the time."
"Any reason why you feel the need to say ' Attention everyone, Logan has left the room' everytime I leave the room."
"Fine, fine, it won't happen again," said Charles, holding his hands in the air.
"I'll do it for Rogue this one time
Logan left Xaviers office after getting the address on where they were. He walked into the garage and got into the SUV
When Logan pulled up to the location the professor had given him, he couldn't see the girls anywhere. He looked all around; his sense of smell told him that they had been there. Logan just shook his head in disgust; Jubilee took it upon herself to smell like a whorehouse at every opportunity just to piss him off.
Logan was starting to get worried when he saw 3 girls standing a block away; they were dressed like hookers and talking to 3 teenage boys. One of the boys grabbed the girl wearing long gloves. The white streaks in her hair told him they where no hookers. Logan let out a growl as he got out of the van.
As he approached the people standing, there he heard Jubilee's voice say, "You better get lost, this girls boyfriend will explode your head."
"I would like to see him try," said the tallest boy, still holding Rogue's arm.
"You wanna let go of the girl bub," said Logan.
Everyone turned to look at Logan; the look of relief was on the girl's face.
"Your in shit now pal," said Jubilee standing behind Logan.
"What are you gonna do about it asshole," said the short guy.
Logan could smell the alcohol radiating off them; he smiled at the thought of teaching them a lesson on manners.
"I'm just going to introduce you to your insides, bub," Logan said as he unsheathed his claws.
The one boy immediately let go of Rogue, they looked at each other and ran in the opposite direction.
"Yeah you run you wimps," Jubilee yelled at them.
Logan shook his head at Jubilee; he turned to Rogue and Kitty, "you girls ok?"
"Yeah," they both said at the same time.
Logan looked at what they were wearing and said, " you better hope Gumbo and the Popsicle don't catch you two wearing that outfit."
Rogue shrugged her shoulders and said; " they won't mind."
"Yeah right," said Logan walking to the van, "Come on, let's go."
The shock of the girl's altercation wore off after a few minutes and they sat in the back giggling.
Jubilee started to sing in her best Elmer Fudd voice, "Kill de wabbit, kill de wabbit."
Logan glanced back and glared at Jubilee, she smiled sweetly and laughed like Elmer. Rogue and Kitty started laughing.
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to tell Cyke you three have been drinking again."
The girls looked stunned, they thought they had covered up the smell with gum and mouthwash. The rest of the trip home was silent.
As they pulled into the driveway of the mansion, they could see that Scott and the others were home.
Rogue elbowed Jubilee and whispered, "You are going to do it tonight, no matter what."
Jubilee just nodded her head with a huge smile on her face.
Logan eyebrow shot up; he looked at the girls and wondered what they hell were they up to.
" Just have to keep an eye on them," he thought as they entered the house.
I know this sucks but I rather this suck than my other story. Everything I write just sucks lately so I thought, I would hopefully get it out of my system and then continue with Sinister's last stand.
I'm hoping to get better, tell me I suck, I don't mind, really I don't. If you guys are still interested in "the talk" let me know.