When in doubt eat the hogyoku!

"Shiro-Zangetsu"

"Zangetsu-Ossan"

"Mind-Communication"

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Chapter 3, Happy little ducklings,

Harribel hadn't been too annoyed by the new landscaping, however she had asked that the shinigami stay out of Hueco Mundo for a while so the hollow population could recover. Ichigo himself had become very careful of what his reiatsu was doing in order to avoid mishaps like last time. However this was Ichigo and despite his effort, trouble was still bound to occur.

He had just finished up his homework at the wonderful time of three in the morning when his badge began screeching.

"SHUT UP YOU DAMN THING, I KNOW THERE'S A HOLLOW!" After launching it at the wall it shut up so he left in the direction of the hollow. Now you might be thinking Ichigo is just a substitute, the Gotei has appointed a shinigami to the town so there is no need for him to go out. Unfortunately for our favorite Hybrid the Shinigami appointed was useless.

Then again even that was an understatement.

It was quite clearly some noble who thought themselves better than anyone and who had paid their way through life. Even Kuchiki-higher-than-thou-Byakuya had been disappointed and had given a good frosty glare. Ichigo had actually needed to call the captain and inform him about the disaster of a person after said useless being had tripped over his own hakama, managed to fling an incoming attack towards a living human and impaled himself on his own sword.

Luckily the paperwork was going through to have someone else appointed and the before mentioned shinigami given some menial cleaning duty (it was likely going to be either twelve squad or the elevenths toilets.)

Once Ichigo had reached the hollow he had realized one crucial thing, he was still in his body. It is important to note that Ichigo was currently running on ten cups of coffee and pure anger as fuel and thus instead of using his phone to call for help, lets say Ishida, he instead decided to fight the hollow in his human body.

The following events proceeded like this: Ichigo let his reiatsu lose to slow the hollow down, he walked up to the hollow and brought his hand back coating it with reiatsu in order to reinforce his own body, he then slapped the hollow hard enough to send it through a wall.

"Now listen here. I am tired, I have a headache and I was just about to go to bed so how about you do us all a favor and fuck of."

One second.

Two seconds.

Three...

Nothing?

Cautiously he walked up to where the hollow should be and was currently producing a lot of steam? Why can't anything be normal.

"Please do not come any closer to me. Though I would appreciate an item of clothing." A deep male voice said, it sounded like the hollow except for the fact that there was no more usual hollow warble.

Ichigo hesitantly answered back,"Clothes?"

"Yes, like your coat. That will do."

Alrighty then. Damn he just wanted to sleep but it seemed to be getting farther and farther away. Careful not to make any sudden movements he removed his coat and threw it over in the direction of the hollow.

After a few seconds he used his reiatsu to push away anything blocking his view and-

Well there was a few things to take in, first the hollow was crying in joy (if you want to know how he could tell the beaming smile was a great indicator) and second the hollow was now an arrancar.

The arrancar was quite clearly not an arrancar less than a minute ago.

"Huh. Tha's-"

"Fascinating."

"Excuse me sir-" Ichigo started sliding himself just a little bit closer.

"Thankyousomuch! Oh I don't now how I could ever repay you, what do you want from me? I am forever in you debt good sir, I-" The currently unnamed arrancar began listing of a number of things he was willing to do for him ranging from fucking off as he had been previously asked to or fighting his greatest enemy even if it was going to get him killed.

"Has 'e even stopped ta breathe yet." Shiro actually sounded impressed, which honestly made sense the arrancar had been at it for several minutes now.

Ichigo clearly overwhelmed just covered the mans mouth with his hand. "Shhh. I don't have super hearing, just tell me your name so I can stop calling you unamed arrancar in my head."

"It's- My name is Emily sir." The now named male arrancar called Emily stated looking quite embarrassed.

"Is he actually serious."

"I think?"

While Ichigo had been having such a riveting conversation in his head he failed to realize that he had been staring silently at Emily for quite a while at this point. He did realize this when the arrancar through his arms in the air yelling,"I KNOW! It's ridiculous! I got enough stick while I was alive. Do you know how hard it is to hold a conversation with someone who wont stop giggling. Its even worse because im sat here on the floor in nothing but a short coat."

"Look King you've made 'im cry."

Sweet precious sleep where art thou? Apparently not fucking here.

"Mmmm. Ok. Ok. I'm fine." Though really was he? He had just turned an arrancar into a human and he didn't feel fine. Also it would be very nice if he had some spare clothes on hand because his coat really was short-

A basic arrancar uniform appeared in the air.

"I guess you have clothes now."

"Yeaahhh. I'm just gonna, go over there and put this on."

The arrancar disappeared round the corner. It was incredibly awkward.

Eventually he was able to get the arrancar to Uraraha who was standing outside his shop with a bleeping device in his hand.

"Kurosaki-san. Where did you get an arrancar."

"I don't? Know? I just slapped a hollow through a wall and now, bam! Arrancar. I am so tired, please me want to use the sleeps."

Uraraha raises an eyebrow,"I think you need to use the sleep."

Ichigo decides to take a nap. Right on the floor. Mmm comfy.