Apollo: I'm bored.
Hephaestus: Me too. All those puny mortals yelling our names... it's getting annoying.
Hera: For once I agree with my deformed son.
Hephaestus: -death glare-
Hera: Okay, okay! For once I agree with my wonderful son!
Zeus: So what should we do?
Athena: You guys are stupid. All idiots. Sit down with a good book and your problem's solved.
Poseidon: What's that? You're reading about architecture again? What's the fun of that? You should read about fishies and the sea.
Athena: Damn your stupid fishies!
All the other Olympians: ...
Aphrodite: Well, I was thinking-
Hermes: Guys, let's get outta here. Miss Lovey-Dovey's intentions are never good.
Aphrodite: Listen! I think we should play a game the mortals invented to see how it's like.
Apollo: Seriously? I would rather stare at Artemis the whole day!
Artemis: What was that, brother?
Apollo: C'mon, sis.
Artemis: Don't call me sis!
Apollo: SIS.
Athena: Will you guys shut up?!
Hermes: Athena, if you're gonna read, get outta here!
Athena: You've got a point. -rushes out of throne room with book in hand-
Poseidon: Nice. Now the major annoyance's gone.
Zeus: Back to that game... I AM NOT PLAYING PUNY MORTALS' GAMES!!
Demeter: I haven't said a word and you guys are blabbering like-
Aphrodite: TRUTH OR DARE!!
Hermes: What is that?!
Aphrodite: One of us asks truth or dare, and someone answers. If they answer truth then I'll ask a question and they have to tell the truth. If they answer dare then I'll tell them to do something or...
All the other Olympians (Except Athena, Ares and Dionysus they're not even there): Or...
Aphrodite: Or you get lifetime punishment from me. -evil grin-
Hera: That's stupid.
Demeter: Really stupid.
Poseidon: The girls are right. Except Aphrodite of course.
Zeus: That is true.
Aphrodite: Truth, Zeus?
Zeus: Wha- I didn't say that!
Aphrodite: Alright. Who is the most beautiful goddess in the Olympians?
Zeus: -grumble- I didn't even say truth.
Aphrodite: Too late! Answer me or I'll make you fall in love with your throne.
Zeus: WHAT?!
Demeter: Oh, this is gonna be fun to watch.
Hermes: Go on, Zeus!
Artemis: As stupid as this game is, this is a good question for Father.
Apollo: No fair! Why are only the goddesses in? I'm the most attractive in the Olympians!
Hera: Shut up, Apollo!
Apollo: C'mon.
Artemis: -smirk-
Zeus: Well... the most attractive goddess is honestly Aphr-
Hera: -kicks stomach-
Zeus: Ow! Ow ow! Okay, okay! Hera! The most attractive is Hera!
Aphrodite: That's how you play the game. Now Zeus gets to truth or dare someone. Who wants to be next?
All the Olympians: -back away-
Zeus: Apollo! C'mon, son, truth or dare?
Apollo: Dad... you're cursed by Aphrodite all right...
Zeus: Truth or dare? Otherwise I'll decide for you.
Apollo: Truth! Truth!
Zeus: What is the most terrible thing you've done to Artemis yesterday that she doesn't know?
Apollo: No. Way.
Artemis: Brother...
Poseidon: -taps feet impatiently-
Demeter: -raises eyebrow-
Aphrodite: -evil grin-
Hera: ...
Apollo: Okay! Fine! I ate half of your ambrosia-flavoured nachos!
Artemis: I knew it. -judo flips Apollo-
Apollo: OW!
Aphrodite: All right. Who's next?
Apollo: YOU!
Aphrodite: Me? No-
Apollo: Yes you! Otherwise you'll be speaking in rhymes forever!
Aphrodite: That's unattractive to my bae Ar- wait, where's Ares?
Poseidon: Gone for killing, no doubt.
Hermes: He's always killing. Let's just carry on.
Apollo: Truth or dare, Miss Dove?
Aphrodite: Go big or go home. DARE.
Apollo: We're actually home, but well... I dare you to be cursed by me for an entire week and only speak in rhymes!
Aphrodite: Nooo! Ares will hate me!
Apollo: Well it's all about hate anyway. Love and war! And... -casts powers-
Aphrodite: How dare you, you loser, that's not in my favour!
Apollo: Yeah it's working all right, I'll stop it in a week. -evil grin-
Aphrodite: It's my turn now, I'll show you clowns! In this truth or dare arena, COME OUT MISS ATHENA!!
The Other Olympians: LOL
Athena: What in the name of me is GOING ON HERE?
Poseidon: Good luck with Aphrodite's dare!
Athena: WHAT?!
Aphrodite: I'm playing fair, truth or dare? Wait Poseidon decided, dare is selected!
Athena: I still haven't finished my book yet! I didn't ask to be a part of this stupid game! How come you guys are leaving out Ares but not me?! And Poseidon can't decide stuff for me!
Aphrodite: I hate speaking in rhymes, I'll write for this time! -writes on notepaper-
Note says:
I dare you to ask Poseidon out.
Athena: No. No. I am not doing that.
Hermes: What's that? -leans in to see- Oh gods LOL!
Demeter: Haha, good luck with that, Athena!
Athena: That's not fair!
Apollo: Didn't you hear Aphrodite? "I'm playing fair, truth or dare?"
Artemis: Brother is right. -huge smirk-
Hera: Nice dare. Do it, Athena!
Athena: I'm not doing that!
Aphrodite: -writes on notepaper-
Note says:
If you don't do it, I'll curse you and make you wear the most terrible make-up for the rest of your life.
Athena: No!
Poseidon: I am not going out with her!
Athena: What he said!
Hephaestus: -rubs hands together- Ask him, Athena.
Athena: I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH HIM! NEVER!
Zeus: Terrible make-up then!
Athena: Never!
Poseidon: Yeah! Never!! I'm not going out with her!
All the other Olympians: ...
Aphrodite: You asked for it, this spell is lit! -gets ready to cast powers-
Athena: FINE GO OUT WITH ME POSEIDON!
Poseidon: In your fishie dreams! NEVER!
Aphrodite: I'll do it on you, you ungracious fool!
Poseidon: FINE! YES! I'LL GO OUT WITH HER!
Other Olympians: -leaves room with smirks and laughs-
Athena: It's all your fault.
Poseidon: No it's not! If you would only put on that terrible make-up! It'll suit you!
Athena: It's YOUR FAULT! For existing!
Poseidon: You'll have no nectar to drink if I don't exist!
Athena: Ugh! -marches out of throne room-
Poseidon: Damn her! -marches out of room in other exit-