Chapter 1: Kakarot Awakens

"Ureka!" shouted Bulma from within her lab, "Finally all this hard work is paying off and now I'm going to go test this baby on someone but who?" she wondered.

"WOMAN! Come fix my DAMN BREAKFAST!" rang Vegeta's impatient voice causing Bulma to jump onto her feet.

"Oh I wish he could be more nic-" she stopped as she looked down at her machine and then an idea came to her head.

"Why are you so cheerful this morning?" Vegeta asked smugly as Bulma walked into the kitchen with a big smile on her face

"Oh no reason at all…" she replied as she held her hands behind her back carefully concealing the device in her hands with her body but she could tell her efforts were failing badly from Vegeta's raising eyebrow.

"What's that you got back there?" he asked suspiciously.

"Oh you mean this?" asked Bulma finally revealing the advice she had kept hidden until now. She could see her husband let out a scoff at the unremarkable remote she had. The prince could have sworn the piece of machinery looked no different than an ordinary television remote controller and rolled his eyes.

"Bravo, so you found a new way to switch on the TV! Good job I'm sure you will win something!" muttered Vegeta sarcastically while giving his mate an equally un-congratulatory applause. "Now how about you make yourself REALLY useful and cook me something WOMAN!"

"Uhh, can't you stop being such a party pooper and running the mood?" pouted Bulma. "And for your information this is no ordinary TV remote, its effect is unlike anything you have ever witnessed. Care to see it in action little prince?" she taunted the red faced prince.

"I will if you'll fix my damn breakfast!" he replied.

"Okay here goes nothing!" Bulma said and fired a blue beam at Vegeta, causing his body to glow blue and suddenly, the light color separated into two blue lights and when the chain reaction stopped, the genius scientist shouted in joy as she saw two Vegetas.

"Oh good morning honey, how did things go with that invention you were working on?" the second Vegeta asked in an uncharacteristically gentle voice much to the disgust of first Vegeta.

"Oh just fine! Thank you honey, you are so sweet." she replied as she went to go kiss the other Vegeta.

"URGH! WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT AND WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?" the first Vegeta asked angrily at his woman "cheating on him".

"Calm down Vegeta, all I did was bringing out the nicer side of you, and who could have known you could be so gentle" Bulma explained as she continued to make out with the other Vegeta.

"Urgh...WOMAN, I want him back into my being...NOW!" Vegeta shouted.

"Oh okay, you're always ruining my fun!" she pouted as she pressed a button and zapped the two with the energy beam again. The two lights began merging into one and when the chain reaction stopped once more, Vegeta stood with an angry look on his face. "There you go your majesty, happy now? Now if you can be so kind I got to go change right quick before making your breakfast!" said Bulma said as she ran upstairs, ignoring Vegeta cursing her out.

The Saiyan Prince then looked at Bulma's device. "Damn device!" he cursed under his breath but suddenly something came to him. "Hmm...if that machine can bring out my nice side, just what would it do if it were to hit a goody two-shoes like say, Kakarot?" he wondered as a devilish smirk appeared on his face. Pocketing the machine, he walked out of the house.

"Ummm...that was good!" Goku said as he swallowed twenty helpings of pancakes, bacon and toast. Letting out a satisfied burp, the Saiyan warrior suddenly got out of his chair.

"Goku, where are you going?" Chichi asked as she started taking the dirty dishes over to the sink.

"Oh well I'm going to go train, I mean, never know when a bad guy might show up so I think it's best that I be ready." he replied.

"Oh Goku, hurry back, so we can do a little 'training' of our own!" Chichi said seductively, causing him to blush as he walked out of the house.

Goku flew over the land, letting the wind blew against his wild, spikey hair. He was happy that the Cell business has finally been resolved but suddenly he stopped as he saw Vegeta heading his way. "Oh hi Vegeta, how's it going?" the naïve Saiyan asked.

"Oh just fine!" the Prince of all Saiyans replied with a devilish smile on his face as he eyed his rival up and down couldn't wait to conduct his little experiment on his dumb subject.

"Hey what's that?" Goku asked noticing the remote hanging out of the prince's pocket.

"Oh this contraption? Are you sure you want to know?" he asked and to his relief the knucklehead nodded. "Well if you really must know, this is a new invention made by my woman and I'd be glad to show you how it works!" Vegeta said barely able to hide his excitement.

"Well okay, show me then!" Goku replied.

"Hmm...this is just too perfect to be true!" he thought before pressing the button firing the blue beam at Goku, engulfing the tall Saiyan's form with the blue light. Vegeta started laughing like a madman as he couldn't wait to see the results of his little plan and soon two glowing lights appeared as the chain reaction had stopped.

"Hey Vegeta, what did you do?" Goku asked in shock.

"Why don't you see for yourself?" Vegeta replied as he pointed at the Saiyan standing beside his dumbass of a rival wondering how someone so smart in combat could be so stupid when it comes to daily life.

"What in the world? There are two of me but how?" Goku asked in astonishment staring at his double who sports an evil smirk on his face.

"It feels so good to be apart from him!" the double stated in a dark tone similar to that of a Saiyan.

"Huh...who me?" Goku asked.

"Yes Goku you. You're nothing but a damn embarrassment to our race, always trying to protect the weak and the helpless and worst of all, you chose a poor excuse of a mate who you call Chichi!" the second Goku stated crossing his arms in front of his chest.

"What are you trying to say, Goku2?" asked Goku.

"First of all I'm not Goku2, the name's Kakarot and secondly, it's time to carry out my original mission, to conquer this planet and rebuild the Saiyan Empire and start a new race of Saiyans, half-breeds who aren't weaklings!" Kakarot explained.

"Watch it Kakarot!" Vegeta shouted angrily no longer able to stay silent at the outrageous claims by his other half. Kami knows he's the one and true Saiyan prince and no upstart, no matter how power he is can uproot his royal heritage.

"Or what? You're going to try to defeat me like you always do and knows good and well that you're nothing compared to my powers?" the low-class warrior asked, causing Vegeta to grit his teeth and blast of into Super Saiyan.

"Hmm...power up to Super Saiyan all you want little man, but I really don't have time for you!" Kakarot stated without so much as looking at the prince.

"And why's that? Because you know I'll kick your ass?" Vegeta asked taking up battle stance ready to put down his rebellious subject.

"Keep bluffing little prince. Besides, as I said before I'm going to create a new race of Saiyans with a certain female in your little Z gang" he explained.

"If you're talking about Bulma, forget it!" Vegeta shouted his temper rising even further.

"Oh please, the woman I had in mind was a lot more beautiful than Bulma or Chichi could ever be!" Kakarot stated.

"And just who are you referring to?" Goku asked with a stern look on his face, he could tell the Saiyan in front of him meant business and knew full well he might have to step in to put down this new threat.

"Well, how about Eighteen?" Kakarot asked.

"What...you want to mate with Eighteen but she's Krillin's girlfriend." Goku pointed out and the Saiyan Prince nodded in agreement somewhat relieved this Kakarot was not after his Bulma.

"I know that but tell me this, why would she want something like Krillen when she could have someone like me?" Kakarot asked, causing the two to think.

"Well for one reason, she was made to kill you!" Vegeta pointed out. "And for another, she loves Krillen!" Goku added in.

"Is that right? Well we'll just see about that won't we? I promise you, she'll be mine before this day is over with. Oh, and another thing, I don't want you two to interfere with my plan so…" said Kakarot before suddenly firing a ki blast at the device in Vegeta's hand destroying it. "SOLAR FLARE!" he screamed as he blinded the two Saiyans piercing light and took off towards Kame's House.

At the Kami Household, Eighteen sat out on lawn chair in a blue string bikini, bathing in the sun's rays.

"More lemonade?" Krillin asked as he came out of the house with two glasses full.

"Thank you!" Eighteen said politely as he handed her one of the cups.

"Wow, today sure is beautiful!" said Krillin.

"Yeah I know what you mean, it's been so peaceful since the whole Cell business ended thanks to you Z Fighters!" replied Eighteen sipping the beverage.

"Hey what's that?" Krllin asked as he and Eighteen saw a figure up in the sky heading towards them and soon, they made it out to be Goku or that's who they thought it was as the figure landed on the island. "Oh hi Goku, what brings you here?" the little monk asked.

"Oh for no reason at all, just wanted to come by to check on my best friend and his gorgeous girlfriend!" he replied, causing the ex-cyborg to blush at the comment.

"Umm...Goku, what do want?" Krillin asked a little angry that his "best friend" was making a pass at Eighteen.

"If you really must know Krillin, I've come to do you a favor, I've come to take Eighteen off your hands since you obviously don't know how to handle her." Kakarot replied drily as he licked his lips.

"WHAT? Goku are you listening to yourself and besides, you're married to Chichi! Krillen pointed out in shock taking a few steps backwards.

"Chichi...who?" the Saiyan asked his grin getting wider.

"Krillin, I think he's totally lost it!" said Eighteen disgusted at the nonsense coming out of this Goku's mouth.

"Well baldly, do you accept my offer?" the Saiyan asked coldly as he walked forward towards the couple.

"I don't know who you are but you're not Goku." Krillin concluded angrily putting himself in between the leering Saiyan and Eighteen.

"Oh, you're right, I'm not that weakling Goku, Kakarot is the name." the Spikey haired Saiyan replied.

"KAKAROT! So that means that Goku must have bumped his head again, oh no!" said Krillin in shock. As he talked, Kakarot suddenly disappeared from his view and punched Krillin in the face, causing him to fly into the side of Kame house and then turned his gaze onto Eighteen.

"Urgh! Stay back from me, I'm warning you!" Eighteen protested.

"Or what? You are going to explode but you don't even have the bomb inside of you anymore, so just come with me peacefully Eighteen, unless you want your bald-headed boyfriend to get killed again like he always do because he's so weak." Kakarot stated making the blonde ex-android think. She didn't want to go with Kakarot but she also didn't want to him to hurt Krillin.

"Alright, I'll go but only if you don't hurt Krillin!" Eighteen replied, and as she did so Kakarot walked up to her and ran his hand gently through her hair making the blonde beauty to shiver in fear.

"You've made a wise decision Eighteen!" Kakarot said and suddenly he punched her hard in the gut, causing her to fall unconscious. Picking her up, the Saiyan carried her in his arms and blasted off into the sky.

As they flew off, Goku and Vegeta arrived. "Krillin, Krillin are you alright?" Goku asked his best friend as he shook him but Krillin was out cold.

"Well, what are we supposed to do now?" Vegeta asked.

"Well first, we need Bulma to fix that device so we can get Kakarot back inside of me" Goku replied as he picked up the unconscious Krillen and the three took off.

Author's Note: I'm taking a short break from my other story. Also I am not the original author of this story but instead have the ownership of this story transferred to me from the original author. Some parts of the story will be edited if not changed completely ad well.