'QUIDDITCH CHICK' based on sk8er boy, but from a guys point of view and about quidditch. Some times I like the orig. - its kinda funny - in which case this is friendly teasing. If it comes on after a fantastic rock song it can be annoying - in which case I'm now ripping the piss.

He was a boy,

She was a girl,

Can I make it any more obvious?

He was a swot,

She liked to play,

What more can I say?

She wanted him,

He'd never tell,

But secretly he wanted her as well,

But all of the geeks,

They stuck up their nose,

They had a problem with her scarlet robes.

She was a quidditch chick,

He said 'see ya later bitch',

She wasn't good enough for him,

His brain, it was first class,

But his head was up his arse,

He needed to soar up of the earth.

Five years from now,

He sits at home,

Feeding his kneazles,

His all alone.

News helps him unwind,

But guess what he finds?

Quidditch chick soaring up premier league.

He calls up his friends,

They're all well aware,

And are off to see her soar through the air,

He tags along,

And stands in the stads,

Looks up at the girl he could have had.

She was a quidditch chick,

He said 'See ya later bitch'

She wasn't good enough for him,

Now she's a top chaser,

And excellent broom racer,

To show swotty boy just what he's worth.

I'm just a guy,

She's just a girl,

Can I make it any more obvious,

We are in love,

Oh, haven't you heard,

How she zooms right round my world?

Now I'm with the quidditch chick,

I said 'see ya later witch'

On the pitch after the game,

'I'll be in the Three Broomsticks,

I'll tell them about that dick,

The one who turned you down.'