Hi everyone, This a new Fanfic I'm going to be working on alongside The Dark Time Comes and Crossover legends, It's a retelling of the season 10 two parter where Cartman ends up in the future, This will include many ocs and a new faction of atheists, Which will show up on my deviant-art account once the first chapter is done, Be sure to leave a review. :)

It was mid afternoon at the south park mall and Cartman was seen pacing in front of the game store, waiting for the wii.

"Come on… Come on… Oh for the love of god how much longer?"

Just as he was pacing his mother walked up.

"There you are Eric what are you doing here?"

"I'm waiting for the new Nintendo wii to come out."

"When does it come out?"

"Three weeks… Come on… Come on..."

"It's time for school."

And With that, Liane took Cartman by the hand and led him away.

"No mom you don't understand!"

Cartman yanked his hand away and ran to the window.

"I've been waiting for this thing to come out for months, and now… everyday time is slowing down, it's like… waiting for christmas, Times a thousand."

"Eric you're just going to have to be patient."

Liane than took Cartman's hand and pulled him away.

"No… NOOOO!"

Later At School.

Mrs. Garrison was in right state.

"Principal Victoria it is wrong, it is wrong and I simply will not do it! I care about my students and I will not fill their heads with lies! I am not teaching evolution in my class!"

"Mrs. Garrison, evolution is in the school curriculum, We have to teach it." Explained Principal victoria.

"Evolution is a theory, A harebrained theory that says I'm a monkey! I'm not a monkey! I'm a woman."

"M-Mkay, you realize evaluation is pretty much… Proven."

"I warn you Principal Victoria, those students are not prepared to hear this stuff."

"Our students want to learn this stuff Mrs Garrison, And their mature enough to handle anything."

Meanwhile.

Cartman was figiting in his desk.

"How long until nintendo wii?"

"It's still three weeks." said Stan.

"Oh god… Okay, How long now."

"Will you shut up already?" Asked Kyle Annoyed.

Then Mrs. Garrison walked into the room.

"Alright kids, It is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution."

"Oh Boy." Exclaimed Butters excitedly.

"Now I for one think evolution is a bunch of bull-crap, But I've been told I have to teach it anyway, It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this."

Garrison turned her attention to a poster about evolution.

"In the beginning we were all fish, Okay? Swimming around in the water, and then one day a couple fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so he got to live, the retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawls out of the ocean with its, "Mutant fish hands." and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and it made this, a retarded frog squirrel, and then that had a retard by baby which was a monkey fish frog, and than this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey and than, that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and than that made you!"

She turned to class after she finished.

"So there you go, You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations."

Cartman suddenly got out of his desk.

"Ah! I can't take it anymore!"

And he walked out of the room screaming.

"Yep, You see, I knew that would happen."