In a apartment complex in FrownTown, Brock

-who is possibly a talking, tombstone shaped rock-

Was sitting on a old couch; reading the classic novel, "Pride And Prejudice", when is roommate Master Frown slammed open the door, coming home from a day of trying his best to ruin other people's day.

"Grr, nothing I do is good enough for them." Master Frown grumbled.

Brock asked him while still reading "Bad day?".

"No. I just like to unnecessarily slam open doors." He sarcastically replied before he shouted "OF COURSE I DID!".

"Okay, okay, just asking. Jeez."

Master Frown slumped onto a spot on the couch next to Brock, and said "I told all the Doom Lords that today I stepped on one hundred toes, unplugged twenty Wi-Fi routers, vandalized an amusement park, and stuck a piece of chewed gum on some kid's head."

"Gross."

"I know, right?! But what do they ask me after I told them about it? IS THAT IT?!".

Master Frown turns to Brock, expecting him to say something comforting, but he apparently isn't paying attention because he's too focused on reading his book. Brock looks up and sees Master Frown looking at him, and asks "What? Did you say something?".

"Never mind." Master Frown sighs, as he covers his face in defeat.

They just sit there in silence for a while, before Master Frown notices a tall stack of books next to the left side of Brock.

"What's with all the books?" He asked.

"Oh. Well...remember that chick I started dating?" Brock asked Master Frown.

"Yeah."

"Well she said she liked a bunch of book series that I, like, had no idea about. So I'm basically educating myself about this stuff. These stories are actually pretty interesting. But, I don't think you'd like em. They're mostly about romance.".

After hearing that last word, Master Frown mentally vomited.

"But," Brock continued. "There's one that isn't a romance book. It's kinda sad though.".

"What?" Master Frown asked.

After hearing that single negative word, his interest rank amped up. "Let me have it!" He shouted excitedly at Brock.

Brock grabbed a book from the stack of other books, and handed it to Master Frown. The novel's cover was black and worn, and embroidered with white thread on the front of the book was the name

"Frankenstein".


The next morning, Brock was startled awake to the sound of maniacal laughter, coming from the living room. He ran into it, finding his roommate hugging the same book he gave to him yesterday, while still laughing like a maniac.

"Dude, did you stay up all night reading that?" Brock asked in concern.

"Yes!" Master Frown shouted. "Not only that, but I also know how to really, really impress those Doodie Lords off their big...fancy...chairs, once and for all!".

"Ha ha. You said "Doodie"." Brock laughed.

"I'm going to construct the most "Hideous" monster in the world, and send it wreaking havoc across the Unikingdom!"

"Wait." Brock said.

He was still laughing about his friend saying Doodie, until he heard his idea.

"Bad idea bro." Brock said with a serious tone.

Master Frown stared at him with a funny look, and asked "Uh...why? It's the best idea ever.".

"Dude." Brock said, as he gave himself a palm in the face. "Did you "Read" the book? Because, if you recall, Dr. Frankenstein's creation was his downfall. He was a jerk to the monster, making it mad enough to kill his wife!"

"Well I'm not Dr. Frankfurter." Master Frown replied haughtily. "So "My" ending will be different."


Later that day, Master Frown started putting his "Monstrous" scheme into action. First, he and a reluctant Brock went to FrownTown's local cemetery, and dug out a couple of graves for LEGO body parts. Then they went down to their apartment's basement, were they secretly began building their monster.

While Master Frown was constructing the creature, Brock hooked the body onto the apartment's generator.

Finally, after a while, Master Frown stood back and looked at his creation with glee. Then, reaching his hands to the sky, he commanded Brock to

"PULL THE SWITCH!" and waited.

After a few moments, he realizes nothing has happened yet, and turns to Brock, standing by a comically large switch that's on the generator, waiting. Master Frown, noticing his friend's irritated look, realizes what he's waiting for.

"Please." Master Frown grumbles.

With a satisfied smile, Brock pulls the switch, causing the generator to send electricity through wires that were connected to the lifeless body. A few seconds after the body started receiving electricity, it began to stir and twitch. Seeing this, Master Frown began shouting with glee,

"IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!" And began cackling like a classic super villain, just before the monster's large eyes fluttered open.