Hello, and welcome to the world of shitpost!

I, SoniCanvas, will give you shorts of what is going to happen if Granblue Fantasy is 11% realistic.

Yes, I know it is a fantasy RPG. but things could come up in your mind, eh?

Granblue Fantasy and the characters belongs to Cygames.

If Granblue Fantasy is Real

(EARLY REMINDER that the following short drabble happened BEFORE Original Earth Eustace had his skills rebalanced)

Gran: Hurry up, Eustace. We are about to attack!

Eustace: I'm reloading...

Gran: but our charge bars are already full and the monsters are weakened!

Eustace: reloading...

Gran: WHAT IS IT THAT YOU NEED TO RELOAD WHEN YOUR GUNS ARE ALREADY FULLY LOADED?!

Eustace: *shoots Gran* ...The bullet in your head.

Djeeta: Eustace, you're dying...

Eustace:... I'm sorry, Captain. I need to heal for relo-

Djeeta: *stabs Eustace to death*