Tailed Beast/Gigantic/Powerful entity - "Blow off wanker!''

Attack name - ''Sage Art:Wind Release:Rasen shuriken''

Character Speaking - ''hello''

Character Thinking - ''shut it vermin''

Chapter 2

Naruto was in his bed sleeping. It has been a few hours since the events with Devilukean princess and the blonde was very tired.

"mmmm Ramen"he said in his sleepy state reaching out for a bowl of ichiraku got a grip on it and it was quite soft."So soft"he thought with joy."Ahhhhh"came a moan that slightly brought Naruto to reality. "Wait a second,ramen bowls aren't soft"he thought in then squeezes a bit more feeling light skin under his touch.

He got up quickly and saw Lala on his bed,as naked as the day she was born. Naruto's eyebrow twitched "so she is real then. Wait does this mean she thinks we are engaged?"he thought as he began to panic. "Good morning"she said as she got up revealing everything to him. Naruto blushed a bit but threw his head out of the gutter. "Lala,why are you in my bed?" he asked with eyebrow also got up from behind Lala and yawned.

"Whats wrong?"she asked frowning at his question. "Isnt it customary on Earth for those engaged to sleep under the same roof,the same bed as well?"she questions with a raised eyebrow. Naruto sweat drops and sighs "so its true" .Lala began slightly whimpering "is it because you dont like me?". "Look away Naruto its those eyes!"roared Kurama in alarm. Naruto felt really heart broken as he watched as her eyes filled with water and where threatening to spill.

"No no no no.I want you!"Naruto suddenly yells in a panicked tone. Lala stops her whimpering and giggles slightly. "Put your clothes on dammit!' Naruto yells again.

The door opens.

"Yo Naruto I heard yell-"Sasuke walks into the room then suddenly stops,looking at the scene before bowed "Sorry for disturbing you" he apologised as he walked out of the room. "HEY ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK TEBBAYO!"Naruto roars in anger causing Lala to giggle. "Now Peke ,costume please"Lala asks gently.

"Right"said Peke as she transformed into Lala's costume and wrapped around her and caused her to moan erotically. Naruto sweatdrops "does this always happen tebbayo. Its like that show sailor noon or soon or moon or loon or something".

"Agreed"Kurama states with a sweatdrop of his smiles, "You look so pretty"complimented Naruto. Lala blushes a bt "Thank you"

With all that done they went to have their breakfast.

They got down stairs and were about to have their breakfast to see Zastin at the table with Sasuke sitting beside raised an eye brow "Goodmorning Zastin,Sasuke"he said as he sat down. Lala on the other hand looked very skeptical but set down near her fiance."Goodmorning Naruto-dono,Lala-sama"he said with a bow.

"So what you doing here?"Naruto asks as he got straight to business while eating a piece of his omelet with muschrooms,cheese and chicken and maasala smiles a bit as Sasuke also looked at him with curiosity. "Gid-sama has asked me to request your presence later today"he finally responds. Lala rose up in anger "What does daddy want with Naru-kun!?" . "He did not tell me except the fact he wishes to see Naruto-sama and donot worry I did not show him footage of our fight"Zastin says nervously as he stratched the back of his head.

"This food is delicious Sasuke-done!"exclaimed Zastin as he wolfed down on his meal. Sasuke just gives the thumbs up and the Uchiha "hn" in respond. "So this Gid is the king of Deviluke"Naruto started. Zastin looks at Naruto with a smile "Yes Naruto-dono,not only that but he is the emperor of this galaxy. I believe you humans call it the Milky way"Zastin responded. Naruto and Sasuke widened their eyes "emperor!"the thought in unison,clearly surprised such existed.

"He led an alliance under the planet Deviluke and won the galaxy unification wars"Lala narrowed his eyes "Interesting,very,very interesting". "Wait he is my father in law!"Naruto exclaimed with wide eyes. "Naruto has a fiance,no one told me about it?"

"Congratulations"

"SHUT UP DATTEBAYO!"

Naruto calmed down a bit. "At what time,Earth's time please". "At 1800hrs Naruto-dono"he responds."Cool"Naruto says as he stands up and starts heading to go shower and change into his uniform."come pick me up 5 minutes before that"he said as he disappeared up stairs. Zastin looked at Sasuke ."Naruto-dono is quite exceptional isnt he Sasuke-dono?"Zastin questions. Lala smiles brightly at Zastin thinking the same thing about her Naruto-kun.

Sasuke nods in agreement. Sasuke then faces Lala and looks at her seriously causing her to step back. "Listen Lala,Naruto hasn't had the best of child hoods and has never had a family before and barely understands love. He has always been alone before he met me and a few other friends. He has always been brought down and he kept getting back up regardless so please dont be disappointed when doesn't give the right amount of affection"Sasuke explains remains silent,noting down a few things about Naruto. Lala on the other hand nods and gets determined.

"Tell me more about him"Lala said seriously ,losing her deredere characteristic. Sasuke sits down. "When he was born,a great demonic monster attacked our village(27 years ago since they travelled here and de-aged,i hope you get the idea.) and killed more than half our population. The demon was then killed by our beloved leader who also ended up dying from his wounds. Ever since then the villagers kept attacking Naruto on his birth days and he was kicked out of the orphanage at the age 5"Sasuke told half lies and truths.

Lala and Zastin were shocked ,no shocked was an understatement. They started to wonder why the blonde was still smiling despite all he took. "He was found by our previous village leader who gave him an apartment and an allowance. The villagers only sold Naruto poor quality products with great prices. But he stood up and became who he is today"Sasuke finishes the story. Zastin was nodding and felt proud of Naruto despite Sasuke's poor story telling.

Lala felt a bit sad but felt more determined to give him what he never got. Naruto walked in wearing a towel using another to dry his hair.

"Hey guys whats...going on?" he asked confused as he saw Lala sobbing slightly. She tackled him into the ground and hugged him with all her might forgetting he was human." thank god I'm not like most humans" Naruto sweatdrops as he awkwardly returned the hug while keeping the towel on using chakra.

Naruto stands up with his arm wrapped around lala's looks at Naruto and gives him a thumbs up confusing him even then shrugs his shoulders and looks at Sasuke. "Hey,go shower then we can go to school"he told him as he went to change after letting go of Lala. After a few minutes both heroes were ready to go. "Lala,Zastin we are going to school. We will be back later. Food is in the fridge and the TV is over there. Please make yourselves at home"Sasuked stated as he walked out followed by Naruto who forgot his bento

Sainan High School

After separating from Sasuke,Naruto meets up with his other friend Rito.

"Yo Rito!"he called out with a grin. Rito turned and saw his buddy and gave him a fist smiles as well, "Hey Naruto,how are you"he greeted. "I'm great man,congratulations once again"Naruto responded. Saruyama then walks up to the two. "Hey guys!"

"Hey"they both respond."Thanks for the help bro"said Rito with a grin present on his smiles and turns to Saruyama. "Now Rito got a girlfriend,it is your turn now Saru"Naruto mocked. Saruyama frowned before smiling mischievously "Hey you dont have a girl either !"he roars in laughter. Rito forces a smmile "if only he knew". The Uzumaki smacked the back of his head. "I do have a girlfriend!" "even though the proposal was an accident" . Everyone around them especially the girls including Yui Kotegawa. "G-g-g-girlfriend!"she looked rather alarmed at that statement.

She marched through the crowds and grabbed Naruto by the was a black haired girl who had a similar figure to Lala and was in the Sainan girls uniform."Ouch!Yui-chan let go dattebayo!"Naruto yelled in pain. "you are so shameless!having a girlfriend at this age!"she roared in rage. Naruto then hugs causing her to blush and let go of his ear."Now dont be like that Yui-chan,you are really cute too"he whispered into her ear. She blushed a bit at his action and muttered "cute?".

Naruto smiled and let go before dashing away with Saru and Rito in tow."HEY GET BACK HERE!"she yelled not bothering to chase ,knowing Naruto is the schools fastest sprinter along with Rito ignored her and continued sprinting .

Later at Lunch

Naruto was currently on the roof a bit hungry since he forgot his bento in the house. He didn't bother going back since he knew if Lala managed to see him , she would know about his powers. Him overpowering her body guards with strength alone was far too much. He didn't want to risk exposure so he decided to sit on the roof and watch the principal chase a few of the school's girls sweat dropped remembering Jiraiya.

Naruto was rather bored,he was hiding from Yui in the least suspicious way as possible the roof. He began to focus on hearing things below him. "Woah is that cosplay?""Never mind that she is super cute." "is that tail real?"

Naruto jumped from his sitting position and rushed down the stairs. "Naruto!"Lala called as she walked down the hall with boys all around her having hearts in their eyes. "Naruto!"she called once again and she looked around.

"Damnit why is she here?Also is that my bento I smell thank goodness Lala"Naruto thought as his stomach grumbled a jumped from the stairs and landed right in her path. "Lala why are you here?"he asked while smiling."Ah Naruto I found you"she said. "No I found you "he responded with a grin. "I just wanted to see what kind of place school was and to give you this"she said while handing him a bento. Unknown to everyone,Naruto always sealed Ramen at the bottom of his bento so that he can eat it without anyone noticing. With this in mind he hugged Lala with affection causing the hot-blooded males around them to see red.

"Hey Naruto who is she!?"Saruyama yelled/asked. Naruto smiles and starts laughing in triumph and he was suddenly on a tall tower wearing greek robes and there was a raging ocean behind him while thunder boomed in the sky. "She is my girlfriend!"he yelled before Lala could tell them she was his bride."I really need to find a way to cancel this without Earth getting destroyed". 1...2...3...2...3...1.3...3..2 "WHAT!?" they all roared at once. "Girlfriend "Lala tilts her head in confusion. "It is a female companion with a romantic or sexual relationship here on Earth Lala-sama. "Peke explained in Lala's mind.

Lala smiled brightly at this and wrapped her arms around his. Naruto scratched the side of his head as the dudes got closer and closer with the intention of pummeling him."Naruto,you bastard"Saruyama said in horror. Rito laughs at Naruto's misfortune. "Its no mistake,yesterday we even.."Lala started shyly. Naruto's eyes turned pale and became rounded like plates while the other guys got the same but gasped in even greater horror."HEY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED LALA!"

"Didn't you tell me you would never have a girlfriend in middle school"Saruyama began as a purple miasma began flowing out of him and the crowd."In all seriousness we have no right to say anything about it"began one random guy. "But this is really aggravating"finished another."Anyways let us hit you a bit Uzumaki,we wont hurt you"said one guy too sweetly causing Naruto to take a step back."Naruto,what is up with them?"she asked. "Nevermind that!Just run!"he yells as he started running while carrying Lala bridal style.

The angry males gave chase ,going after Naruto wanting to vent out their anger on him. "Oh shit,Oh shit! I might have to go even faster than a human can to escape,unless..." ."Hey Lala use that warp watch thing please!"Naruto yells. "Kay!"she agrees quickly obeying her fiance's will. "Sasuke grab my clothes and Peke"Naruto yells as he rushes past Sasuke who was eating a salted tomato. It fell on the floor as a result of Naruto's speed causing his eye to twitch. "I am not amused"he thought as purple miasma began flowing out of him as well before following Naruto's direction to get his clothes. He was not necessarily mad at Naruto,he was mad at the fan boys chasing him to kill him for having Lala.

He turns around and glares at the males chasing Naruto as said person disappeared in a blue cracked his knuckles and began approaching the crowd causing them to step back in fear. Sasuke gains an insane grin and tilts his head as his eye glowed an ominous red,"You are going to pay for my Tomato-chan"he said in a yandere fashion. "It has been a good life"they thought.

At The Girls Changing Rooms

Risa Momioka was a rather perverted loved grabbing other girl's breasts and seemed to really like Naruto but you know as how dense he is. Risa is an attractive girl with dirty blond colored hair and dark brown eyes. She has a curvaceous figure while not on Yui Kotegawa's level she was still damn was currently in her underwear.A bright light appeared in front of her eyes and blinded her. "What the hell!"she yelled as someone fell on her.

"Ouch"Naruto groaned as he felt something soft under his palm."Ahh"Risa moaned. Risa regained her eye sight and saw Naruto butt naked and was straddling her waist and his Ding-a-Ling was on her flat grinned in happiness "SCORE!" .

"So master,you finally decide to take your slave"she purrs into his ear causing him to blush and jump away from Risa. "Wow Naruto-Kun,already building your harem I see"Lala said smiling.

Risa frowns a bit when he sees Lala "who is she? and did she just say harem! I could have Naruto and a some girls to myself!DOUBLE SCORE!"her nose began to bleed from her perverted thoughts. Naruto raised his hands in defence as he smiled a bit nervously "Now now,lets not get hasty"he said nervously. "Wait Lala ,you dont mind sharing?"Naruto asked suddenly. "I dont mind,besides it is normal for a king of Deviluke to have a harem to show off his power"Lala responds with an OK sign. Lala approaches Risa and offers her hand "Hi I'm Lala,Naruto's first bride. I am so excited meet one of my sisters"Lala introduced herself.

Risa grinned a bit after losing all reason. She took her hand "I'm Risa, a pleasure to meet you Lala. Mind if I feel your breasts?" she introduced and questioned. Lala nodded and Risa went behind Lala and grabbed her breasts causing Lala to moan erotically. Naruto got a slight bleeding nose and nodded in approval. "Thank you Jiraiya-sensei!"he screamed in his mind as he watched the show before him as his Excalibur awakened.

Risa then turned to Naruto to tease him and was about to speak until she saw the mighty sword Excalibur standing from Naruto's crouch. It was rather...big no huge. "HOLY!THAT WILL RIP ME IN HALF!"she thought horrified and excited at the same time. Lala blushed a bit at Naruto's tool "N-N-N-Naruto,is this the time we make babies"she teased slightly. Naruto was brought back to his senses and covered his Dende with both his hands while gasping.

The locker room door opened as Yui walked in to see the events unfolding before her. "Momioka, no shameless actions in... the...locker..." gush!spurt! Yui's nose erupted into a fountain of blood as she hit the wall falling unconscious with a red face and eyes replaced with swirls. "S-s-so big"she muttered causing Naruto to sweat drop.

Sasuke then casually walks in shocking Risa. He just gave Naruto his uniform,shoes and Boxers and gave Lala Peke still in dress form. (Lala is genius so I wont make her blurt out she is an alien and Peke knows the dangers of this as well)

Sasuke walks out again and with one swing of his arm he and Lala were dressed instantly confusing Risa. "How did he...". Naruto picked up Yui bridal style and walked out the locker with Lala following. "Bye Risa-chan!"

"Bye Lala-chi!"

Naruto took her to the infirmary,put her in bed and quickly got out before Ryouko Mikado returned to her station. Naruto and Lala GTFOT.

17:30

Naruto was home with Lala and Sasuke after their rather eventful day. Naruto giggled perversely as he remembered Risa and Lala's interaction and he had enjoyed it. Sasuke smacked the back of his head. "Get ready for your meeting with Gid loser"said Sasuke who was walking away to the shower. "He is in a bad mood"he thought.

Naruto got into a meditating posture and relaxed all his muscles. Lala was about to jump him but she saw him doing this activity and walked away nit wanting to disturb him . (again she is a genius).

Mindscape

Naruto appeared in a great grassy plain. He was surrounded by green matted and flowing grass and had few rocks to decorate. This was merely one of the regions of his mindscape. One was a desert,one was a waste land with lots of fires,one was a great lake,volcano,one had large vegetables and the other had tall trees.

Kurama and Kokuo resided in the grass region butnhe was here to speak to the fox specifically since he was the wisest in the group. "Hey Kurama!"he called waiting for a response from his fuzzy appeared right next to him in horse size."Sup"

Naruto sits down and scratches behind his buddy's ear causing him to grin. "I need some advice man"Naruto said as he formed 8 clones to go see the other tailed beasts

"That Deviluke girl's father?"he asked. "Yeah" Naruto responded. "I need to know how I can avoid pissing him off because he can destroy planets and I don't wanna risk Earth"Naruto explained carefully. Kurama raised an eyebrow "And you can't?Are forgetting you distturb the flow of nature just by unleashing your chakra?"he asked. Naruto sighs and looks at the distance. "I want to avoid fighting because we would risk harming other life on other planets"Naruto responded. "Such a pacifist aren't ya?,I think the best coarse of action is to be assertive and be the old you dattebayo!"Kurama mocked. Naruto's eyebrow twitched. Naruto looks down at his feet sadly "What if I lose Lala as well like the others to Kaguya. I know for a fact those Otsutsuki that she feared will be coming here as well which will risk everything"said Naruto in a somber tone.

"You won't because we will help you"Naruto heard another voice and saw Gyuuki and his clone on his head. All the tailed beasts smiled at their friend and the all place their palms on the ground in a stack with Shukaku as the went back to his giant formed and placed his hand on the stack. Naruto looked at all of the with tears slowly forming in his eyes."What if I lose you too?"he asked sniffling. "Dont worry brat, We trust you to protect us and we will always protect you and help you because we are friends and teammates" Kurama grinned. Naruto snorted his mucus back into his nose and wiped his tears away. And placed his hand on Shukaku's palm.

"I will kill anyone that harms you gyahahhahaa!"

"I will help to the best of my ability Naruto"

"You can count on me to bring in the waves"

"Hohoho!The great monkey sage also will help"

"Yeah believe in us Naruto"

"Our power is yours to command"

"You freed us so we will help you with your burden. We have been captured for like a 100 years so helping you with a couple of years will be easy. We will still be here for ya even if a million years pass"

"Just like Chomie said, you can count on us"

"Lets give em hell partner"

All tailed beasts gave Naruto their support. Naruto smirks "Thanks guys".

He got out of his mindscape with a serious look in his eyes.

Reality

Naruto stood up and walked up to Zastin who was by the door. Sasuke knocked Lala out as she tried to follow and took her to Naruto's bed. Zastin disapproved of such a method but he had to agree Lala was very stubborn.

The walked out the door and were taken to Zastin's ship by a beam of light.

Zastin's Ship

"I wish you luck Naruto-dono"said Zastin as he began the transmission and walked out of the room.

Naruto shrugged his shoulders.

A dark silhouette of a demon king looking guy appeared in front of Naruto.

"Naruto Uzumaki,I hear you defeated Lala's guards and are now keeping her on Earth. Tell me why before I come and destroy your pathetic planet"came a booming voice from the silhouette. Naruto smiles. "Its a pleasure to meet you too Gid,as for why I'm keeping her on Earth . Well I'm not she wants to be here" Naruto responds confidently,

"What an interesting human you are. You do realize that she is skipping her duties as the first princess of the Devilukean empire and has to get married right!"he said as rage began to build up and killing intent was being broadcasted."Lala will do no such. she will marry who she loves period"argued Naruto as killing intent increased causing Zastin who was outside of the room to fall to his knees and begin to struggle to breathe.

"you listen here-"

"No you listen Gid"said Naruto who had his eyes narrowed as he flooded the room with his own killing intent impressing the emperor despite it not being close to his true KI."What gives you the right to decide what should happen to Lala. If you were a good father you would let your daughter choose who she loves but instead you just shove her into a bunch of jerks for your own benefits you piece of shit!"Naruto roared in anger as his eyes flashed red briefly.

"YOU DARE INSULT ME !THE EMPEROR OF THIS GALAXY!?" Gid roared in anger. Naruto doesn't flinch but keeps glaring at him. "You may be emperor but you are not a good dad"he points out blankly."Besides if you come after Earth to vent out your anger,I assure you I will kick so hard you will fly into kingdom come"Naruto threatened.

The KI dropped as Gid began laughing ."Very very interesting. Tell you what,I will come over to your planet one of these days and lets see if you have the balls to say that to me next time kid"Gid challenges. Naruto smiles and raises his arm fist in a challenging manner "Bring it on!" causing Gid to laugh even more.

"You know it has been awhile since someone insulted me and he shit his pants after he realised what he said"

"Well I'm not him bro,I'm too awesome for that shit" Naruto responded with a smirk."I will be looking forward to our meeting boy fare-"

"Hold up"

"What is it?"the king's curiosity was probed.

"Two individuals possibly will appear around these areas very soon. I dont know how they look but their clan typically has very pale skin and pure white eyes and horns. They look human but they are extremely dangerous. If I happen to get killed by them,make sure Lala isnt forced to marry anyone"Naruto told him.

"What makes them so dangerous?"

"They eat all life on a planet using God trees. Ill tell you more about them when we meet but they have done this thousands of times and are a serious threat"

"how does a human like you know them then?"

"Because one of them was my great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,tv great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great grandmother"

"That is a lot of greats,but I suppose that explains why you were able to over power Zastin one of my best are they called?"Gid sweatdropped

"The Otsutsuki"Naruto responded. Naruto smiles then waves "Hi queen,princesses" he waves causing everyone in the devilukean palace to widen their eyes.

"Gotta go,see ya later"

"Goodbye"

Zastin walked in smelling like shit and piss and was string at Naruto in shock.

"That went well."

Deviluke Palace

"That human is quite interesting Gid-kun"said Sephie. Gid grinned "he sure is,he must have great clairvoyance to sense us all here".

Momo was staring at the spot the screen disappeared "so that is onee-sama's fiance"

Nana was also staring at the spot.

Momo grabbed Nana's arm and dragged her telling her they needed a bath.

End

I hope you enjoyed today's chapter. Please review on what you think and ask me any questions you may have. Please use English or my mother tongue or french to review. Using google translate gets annoying after awhile no offence. I'm a Swazi so use only English,Siswati,Zulu or French to review.

BTW Naruto is left handed because I am