The League, almost all of them, followed Batman as he walked through the rumoured Batcave.

The cave was a treasure trove of souvenirs the bat had collected. It truly showed the more than a decade worth of crime fighting the man has done.

The League followed the bat but their eyes darted between every little detail of the cave, from the fully functional medical station, his Batmobile and other gadgets, to the giant dinosaur and penny which left the League with a few questions, to the displace cases showing of old tattered costumes, some from the bat and some from his kids and the last was the large computer the size of a car that was emitting a bright blue light.

Batman stood in front of the group, half working up the courage to reveal his identity. He still couldn't believe his kids had convinced him to do this, actually, he can because of Dick's kicked puppy eyes. Even at 19, the boy can still do it perfectly.

The League continued to look around but their attention was mostly drawn to the bright computer screen. That was when the high-backed chair in front of it suddenly squeaked.

All that Batman did was growl at the sound.

"Oh my god," Flash said, hands flying to his mouth. "Please tell me-" At the same time Green Arrow muttered a soft 'No'.

They watched as the high chair swiveled around to fully face the team. On said chair was a legitimate child that was most likely shorter then Martian Manhunter's midsection.

The small child was wearing bright traffic light coloured costume. A stark contrast to Batman's greys and blacks. The child sent a Bat-glare towards the League and a scowl on his lips.
"Father," The boy hissed. "Who are these."

"How many children do you have!" Green Arrow exclaimed. Dropping to his knees. Green Lantern shakes his head in disbelief and the Flash stood there, gapping like a fish.

Superman placed a hesitant hand of the Bat's shoulder before speaking.
"Batman, I admire you, everyone admires you, who would? But I think we can all agree that you may have a problem."

Batman just growled at the blue boy scout before turning to his youngest son.
"Robin, go upstairs, this is League business."
"Let him stay, Batman. I would like to get to know him, he's a cute one." Wonder Woman cooed.

Batman could feel the blood rising in his son's veins and sighed.
"I am NOT cute, I will stick a sword through you. I do not care if you are an Amazonian I will find a way to make your death as slow and painful as possible." The small child, Robin, threatened.

Batman stood there crying under his mask as he watched his son and colleague fight using threats and insults. He finally had enough and threatened his son that if he didn't head upstairs he wouldn't be allowed to go on patrol for a week. It worked as the boy left, mumbling Arabic and Romani (Mostly taught from Dick) curses under his voice

Batman turned towards the league, apologising for his son's behaviour but their attention wasn't on him but someone behind him.

Turning around Batman was greeted by his faithful butler Alfred (Dubbed the Bat-ler by his kids).
"Master Bruce, I believe this maybe a bad time to inform you that all the young Master's and Miss are waiting for you to formally introduce them to your friends."

Bruce sighed.

"Follow me." Batman made his way up the stairs as a horde of heroes followed to meet his very, very big family.


"You have two dogs, a cat named after your butler-"
"Clark."
"And a cow."
"Why, why do you have a cow?"
"Robin..."
"Like father, like son."
"Allen."
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"Was, was that Hal?"
"WHY THE FUCK IS THEIR A DEMON BAT!"
"Father, I believe Jordan had found Goliath."

The End


And that's the end of chapter 10 and the story. The baby Wayne had family appeared and the League has given up with Batman's habit of just adopting children. Also, Pennyworth being the butler of the hour to remind his son that his kids are ready to meet his friends. Last thing, shout out to Batmango for the Idea of introducing Damian's habit of just adopting pets.

-They keep on a lookout more often, now, even though they don't honestly believe there will be any more surprise introductions. They're just waiting, because at this point it's almost become a running jock, but even waiting for it to happen doesn't nearly prepare them for the first time Batman finally allows the League into his cave-a cavern filled with at least a decade's worth of crime fighting history already displayed in the form of old, tattered uniforms, half of which are recognisable as belonging to the 'new' heroes they've recently encountered, all sitting alongside trophies from particularly grand fights, a fully functioning medical station next to the garage, and a computer the size of a small car.

Batman is halfway working up the courage to give his real identity officially, and to buy him more time (because if Batman had to work up the courage, it was going to be worth the wait) they look around, most of them attracted to the bright screen of the computer-when the high-backed chair in front of it suddenly squeaks.

Batman growls when he hears it.

"Oh my god," Flash says, hand flying to his mouth. "Please tell me-"

At the same time, Green Arrow says, "No."

Because swiveling around in the bat-chair is a legitimate child, who doesn't even come up to Martian Manhunter's midsection, wearing bright, primary colours like half the costumes on display, and scowling to curdle milk.

"Father," the boy hisses. "Who are these."

"How many children do you have?" Green Arrow says, falling to his knees. Green Lantern shakes his head in disbelief.

Superman puts his hand on Batman's shoulder. "Batman, I admire you lot. But I think you have a problem."

Batman sends his tiny son up to bed. The boy refuses to go. He challenges Wonder Woman to a duel. Batman is probably crying underneath his cowl.

That's when the butler shows up and asks if it's a bad time to mention that all the other kids are upstairs waiting for him to formally introduce them to his friends.-

Anyway, hope you enjoyed.