Q's weekend run

Disclaimer: The character of Q and Batman is created, owned by someone else, this is just for fan fiction purposes only.

AN: This story acts as a sequal to Q's bogus adventure, also the aftermath of Agent and the Amazon, along with before the events of Arkham Knight video game and my story of Agents of Justice.

Also some reviews would be nice.

Chapter: One

A weekend begins

London England, the United Kingdom

"Dong….Dong….Dong"

The clock from Big Ben strikes to indicate the time in which it is the top of the hour. The sound echoes throughout one of the oldest cities in the United Kingdom. London, England. Where people busy themselves with tourism, live or work here to go about their days or nights.

London is a leading global city, with strengths in the arts, commerce, education, entertainment, fashion, finance, healthcare, media, professional services, research and development, tourism and transport all contributing to its prominence.

London has been buzzing for the past few days, nothing political of course. Word is that Wonder Woman had trashed the British museum for some reason and had gotten in a fight with a local. What they don't know is James Bond and Diana had stopped a threat regarding a sword.

The word around the City of London is Bruce Wayne is in town on business for Wayne Enterprises and is touring the sites and sounds like a Playboy he is and not far from him is Cassandra. What the public doesn't know that they are Batman and Batgirl.

Bruce had informed the Justice league of the man he and Clark encountered a few years ago, the urban myth James Bond. The Dark Knight detective is keeping tabs on Bond, and there is a reason why he is in London.

The real reason, doing business is just a cover and all the more reason he is in an elevator descending down into the headquarters of SIS formally known as MI-6. Cassandra is with him and annoying elevator music was heard in the background.

Bruce and Cassandra got clearance to be in the building. Bruce had contacted Q to build him something new for his Bat arsenal. He could have relied on Wayne Industries to do that, but not this time and Q has a strange way of making things work.

The elevator stopped and the doors opened to a whole new world. A world the realms of conception were regularly broken, where the boundaries of science were often thwarted and upgrades happened every day.

Bruce and Cassandra noticed the usual shenanigans were afoot in the lab, which it's the first time for them being there and white coated lab people gave the visitors sharp glances and went back to work.

"Double-0-Seven," spoke Q "When I said bring it back in one piece I did not mean in pieces."

"Well don't go all to pieces on my account, Q," chuckled Bond "As you always wanted a piece of the action."

"I'll have you know I did have a piece of the action in Gotham." Grunted Q in annoyance.

"You did leave your mark there, I'm sure Mister Wayne would agree." Replied Bond.

"Err...Right,"slowly spoke Q, "He does have a nice ass."

"Now I am sure you have more toys to play with." Smiled Bond.

"Oh, grow up and do pay attention Double-O-seven." Q speaks to Bond.

"We do have more company now." Bond pointed it out.

Bruce and Cassandra are standing there by observing this banter going on between Bond, and Q It was almost comical and annoying to Bruce. He had to wonder if they always bickered like this.

"We do!" Q sounded surprised, then he remembered "Oh, so we do and welcome to the Q-branch."Horace saw Bruce Wayne and Cassandra.

"Greetings Mister Wayne, Miss Cassandra," Q spoke to them "I hope it wasn't too much trouble to here."

"Hello," responded Cassandra

"No, trouble at all." Replied Bruce. "I've been told about this legendary place by Alfred."

"Ah, yes old 004," said Q "He was a good agent."

"How is your mother," Asked Bruce?

"Oh come now Mister Wayne," replied Bond "Surely you know that answer by now."

"Fair enough Mister Bond." Nodded Bruce.

Bruce Wayne and James Bond stare each other down a bit, he is well aware of the mission he had with Diana. Bruce is jealous of James, but he understands he made some mistakes with Diana.

Rich boy with issues, he is still Batman. However, he feels empty the joker, the real one being dead and Selina killed as well. Looking for love with Talia is out of the question. So it's too late to do anything about.

Bruce trusted James a little bit, but kept a close eye on his well being. The secret agent is an outsider, an ally, Bruce is considering doing a file on the legendary agent, just in case he goes rogue.

And he has to stop him, using the human advantage as James's weakness. However, James would counter his methods with his own level of brutally...even kill. Which Bruce would never do.

"Still brooding in that cave Mister Wayne." Said Bond "I know certain burlesque and brothel places that can lighten your mood."

"Pass," Bruce narrowed his eyes at James "Can we get back to the subject."

"You mean Diana's assets," grinned James.

"No," spoke Bruce quickly "I am here for a reason."

"I completed the project you requested Mister Wayne," said Q "It's in the testing lab in the Q-branch as I will...don't touch that you ungrateful idiot."

One of the labs coated technicians accidentally leaned against a laser like object projector. The gadget is sparking, shaking, bouncing up and down.

Then it fires a stay beam of energy.

"Hit the deck," yelled Q.

Everyone ducked as the beam bounces off certain objects, walls and mirrors very quickly. Bruce was not quick enough and is struck by the beam, engulfed by it as well and yells in pain.

Then the yell stops, everyone goes over to see Bruce Wayne to see if he is all right. They are amazed at what they just witnessed.

"Oops," muttered Q

"Uh...Q, what does the device do," asked the secret agent?

"It's complicated," Q rubbed his fingers over the bridge of his nose "Come let's put umm...on the medical table."

Q-branch lab: 30 minutes later

Bruce Wayne woke up with a pounding headache and his body felt like it was on fire. He blinks to see people lording and standing over him, completely amazed at the sudden change.

"What? Happened." Said Bruce with a groggy moan.

His voice sounded different, almost female and he takes a deep breath and felt his chest large as it is. He looked down to see he has breasts of a woman and firm ones too.

Looking at his hands, he or she has fingernails like a woman. Bruce got off the table and felt rather light. He can see James Bond snickering at him or her, Q looked embarrassed at what happened.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME,?" yelled Bruce.

"You were hit by a transmographire ray," answered Q "It changes things into their direct opposite in nature and well... You're a woman now."

"The bloody thing looks broke, Q," stated Bond.

"Details, details," sighed Q "It's only temporary, as I have to get the replacement parts for it."

"In the meantime I am a woman," replied Bruce.

James slapped him or her on the butt. This made him gasp "We will call you Bryce Wayne for now."

"If you do it again or I will? Bryce stopped from doing something rash.

"Relax Bryce," chuckled Bond "It's only for the weekend."

AN: Bryce Wayne is the Batwoman of Earth-11 in the comics and not Katie Kane Batwoman.

"And the parts I need to get are in smaller Q branch sites," Said Q.

"I go...too."Cassandra speaks to Q.

"Sure, I could use the company." Nodded Q. "In the meantime Bryce I suggest you don't do any bating for a bit."

"Fine," growled Bryce

"You do look like a fitness model Bryce." Said Bond

"I disagree double-O-seven, Bryce looks like Jolene Balock from Star Trek." Said Q.

Bryce formally Bruce Wayne, looked in the mirror and checked herself out. She does have an athletic body to her and muscular, and she felt lighter than being a heavyset male.

Then Bond takes a picture with his phone that annoyed Bryce at first, but looked at herself in the mirror a bit more.

"I better go explain to M that we have a mysterious woman in the Q-branch," Bond speaks to Bryce "If your bored you can do your nails and put on make-up."

"Shut up," sighed Bryce.

"We have a training room, use it if you like." Suggested Bond

Bryce nodded and watched James head to the elevator, he pressed a button and the doors opened, then he stepped inside and the doors closed.

James made a copy of the photo he did on his phone and hits send with a text message to Diana. It wasn't long before he got a reply from Diana.

*James, who is this?*

*There was a mishap in the Q branch lab and well...Bruce was caught in that mishap and became a woman. Meet Bryce Wayne.*

*Great Hera, LOL I shall always remember this photo and Bruce looks good for a non-Amazon.*

*I'm sure he will fit right in, so any plans for the weekend?*

*What do you have in mind?*

*I can think a few things.*

They kept on texting.

To Be Continued?