PS: I do not own any Nintendo characters like Link, Zelda, etc.

Title: The Legend of Zelda: Link's story

Link, young again, had come back to the Lost Woods, with the snow all around him. He didn't want to be small, he wanted to be strong and handsome, then conquer girls heart… Then to avenge for what Zelda did to him (sending him back seven years ago), he decided to kill her and take something precious. He told the plan to Saria.

Link: Saria, you know what? I'm gonna kill Zelda, I will steal her Ocarina of Time and become older again!

Saria (with a smile): What? YOU THINK YOU WILL GROW UP? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Saria couldn't stop laughing. Link, a man? How such a Hylian like him could be a… man? Link, sadly, went back to his house. He was in love with Saria after all, even if he wanted other girls. Saria returned home but she still giggled. Tomorrow morning, Saria was eating a breakfast alone then she thought of what Link told her yesterday. She laughed once again while eating, then she suffocated with foods and died.

Link decide to visit Kakariko village for nothing, maybe because Kakariko in white dress was beautiful, and when he went to the Graveyard, he found a new grave, read it, then collapsed.

Saria Kokiri
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Wish you peace, Saria!

How could he fell in love with a such old girl? He couldn't think of that. Anyway, that's the way it is. He thought of his plan again.

In the night, wonderfully he threw a Bombchu into Zelda's room from outside. He laughed.

Link: Heheh… Only such blond like Zelda can open the windows during winter!

Boom! He heard a gigantic noise from the room. From the ground he could see the explosion of Zelda's body. Then he ran back to the forest before the guards came.

When he arrived in the forest, Mido came to him.

Mido: Well, did you finally kill Zelda?

Link: Yup!

Mido: Now where's that famous ocarina?

Suddenly Link jumped like crazy. He had killed Zelda, but…

Mido: What's wrong Link?

Link: I FORGOT THE OCARINA!!!

Then he was thinking that the Ocarina of Time should be destroyed with Zelda. He began to cry like a baby.

Link: NO! I WANNA GROW UP NOW!

Mido: Yes! Now I will annoy you for the rest of your life! MWAHAHAHA!!! I love the Kokiris like you Link!

*seven years later*

A big and evil shadow was standing in the front of Mido. The boy was in fear.

Mido (shaking under the big shadow): W…What d..do you w..wish M..Master.. Link?

Link: Lick my feet. I have enough adventure in Hyrule today!

Mido: O..Okay…

In a comfortable throne, Link watched Mido licking his feet and evilly smile. He was thinking of Ganondorf, the evil king.

Link: Heheheh… Being a king of Kokiris isn't bad at all! I think I will conquer Hyrule and become king too! Then everyone will serve me! HAHAHAHA!!!

Now Link has another plan…..

THE END

Well, see, the story sucks, but maybe some will like it. If there's something you want to complain about just tell me. I will accept all the complains except for the writing, that's not my fault... Also, I have nothing against blond. It was only a joke. I even have blond friends and I'm sure they would laugh of that. ~Elchikaah Haly the Child ghost~